Set font to something comparable to Courier New 10 to keep it down to one screen width... and Enjoy.

Narrator: Our Story starts on a nice spring day... of course it is hard to know
that indoors staring at a black cat sleeping on the couch now isn't it.

Sorry lost track where was I? Oh yes spring day *camera angle changes and we are
seeing out the window now* flowers blooming... birds singing *the birds the camera
pans to are at first happy and billing and cooing... then he mounts her* AH! *the
camera suddenly shifts away and moves down the hall* And young men's fancy turns to
thoughts of love...

Enter a young man late teens early twenties asleep on his bed.

Young Man: *mumbling in his sleep* Rhonda... I love that new dress... is it as fast to
remove as it is beautiful?

Narrator: That's IT! I'm out of here... this sick little story can tell itself.

*microphone dropping sound... which wakes the young man*

YM: Huh? What was that sound. Oh hey what time is it? *he looks towards a bank of
about 4 or 5 clock radios* Oh that's good I woke up before the last of my alarms
went off. *big grin* That means I have some time for some quick reading! *he
grabs up an obvious hentai manga and rushes to the bathroom giggling and grinning*

*muted oohs and ahs*

Re-enter the Narrator's voice sounding strained *the click of a gun being cocked
is heard*: Hey that barrel's cold. I said I'd finish the job. *clears throat*

And so a new day begins after 4 of the five alarms have been turned off
and with 10 minutes left before number 5 goes off John has... His name is John? Oh
come now! This is quasi-Anime here! Shouldn't he look American and have a Japanese
first and last name? I quit I can't work under these condi... *guns cock* tions but
I'm always up for a challenge. *forced laugh* Let's see *(pages flip as if he's
looking through the script)* YES! John Seiyaka! So this is almost an Anime! For a
Second I was worried this was a documentary on the socially inept. Now that I know
he's got some part of his name in Japanese I know this is a true Anime Clone and as
we all know silly Anime are almost always about the socially challenged! I feel
Better now. And you can put the gun away. I won't run

*holstering gun sound* *relieved sigh*

Swearing his undying lust to the manga girl he's been... thinking about John comes out
of the bathroom almost closing the door, but first he blows a kiss inside the room...

John: If only all women were as interested in me as you are my dear. Come to think of
it you are interested in any guy who reads you. Harumph, I'm vaguely jealous. *big
smile*

[The Alarm Blares some rock station really loudly, and John is there in seconds
hitting some combination of buttons on the top, after which a voice says...]

Clock Radio Number 5: Another day shines before you. Have a pleasant day!

John: Oh hush you. *goes into the living room and starts making breakfast... two
heaping bowls of a frosted cold Cereal called Milk Toasties* Hey off the couch! Off
Off OFF! *makes shoeing motions with his foot at the cat* You know you aren't
supposed to be on the couch!

Cat: HISSS! *bears big claws, and arches back... then sees the cereal and calms down
looking from the cereal to John and back till John gets the hint*

Narrator: 4 Minutes go by.

John: Do you want the bowl?

Cat: MEOW! *happy cat look*

John: Then off the couch!

Cat: *disgusted look... it gets up but only moves over to the other cushion*

John: Oh well better than nothing *he puts both bowls on the coffee table and drags it
closer* dig in! *typical Anime eating scene... IE he's done in 4 seconds, and belches*
Mmmm Milk Toasties "We stay crunchy even after you've eaten" what nonsense but they
are good. Right Mayhem?

Mayhem: ME-OW!! *daintily crunching on the cereal*

[John then checks his watch and rushes into the bathroom... he slips on something, but
then is quickly up and continuing his routine at break neck speed]

Narrator: Little does John realize it is Saturday, and not a work day so he doesn't have
to go to the dump today. The cat however is getting a good humorous look on her face as
he rushes when he doesn't have too.

[Mayhem, gets up and goes out the cat door bringing in the paper and claws the wrapper
off. She then drags the front page away from the rest of the paper, and once she has
it in place she lays down a few feet closer to the back of the apartment...

Narrator: Once Again Mayhem will have to show John what day it is... and here he comes
*John rushes around the corner from the bed room still putting a shoe on, and tripping
over the cat falls with his face down in the paper.*

John: *Reading sound* Oh you goof it is Saturday! *he gets up the paper still stuck to
his face* *mumbled speaking* *pulls the paper off* Mayhem I really wish you'd find
a better way to tell me what day it is.

Mayhem: meow *totally false contrite look*

John: Too bad you don't speak. Say "Saturday"

Mayhem: *cants her head* Me-ow-meow

John: No Sat-tur-day.

Mayhem: *Indignant with claws beared* Me-ow-meow!

John: I give up!

Mayhem: *happy cat look as she moves to the couch and goes back to sleep*
Me--ow *stretch*

John frowns and goes about Saturday chores. He hums the Top Gun Theme as he dusts
his one and only model... a 1/30 scale Veritech Fighter... no decals no paint.

John: Too bad this is only 2001... or we could probably go flying in space in
something like this Mayhem. What do you say?

Mayhem: *woke when she heard her name and then faints at the thought*

John: *raspberries the Cat* Spoil Sport.

Narrator: John has always wished his life meant something. Working at the dump 5 days
a week 9 hours a day gets boring I'd guess, and so he dreams of Anime/Hentai women
the two REAL girls up the road, Rhonda and Pauline who are WAAAAY out of his league.
Hell they are out of my league, and I make 5 million a year, and have the body of a
Greek God. Oh well. So he buries himself in Anime cause there is always something
happening in one of them. Little does he know that today is his "lucky" day. What kind
of luck watch and see.

Drink Vita Soy it's good for you :)

<end commercial block now>
<begin Opening Animation and Theme song>
*Starts with John obviously dreaming... really having a nightmare.*
*John is staring first one way and then the other... at one woman on his left who is
painting a picture of him in the nude -though he's dressed. And the other trying to
prove with physics her attraction to him. The theme song begins:

With a Stink strong enough to light a city ablaze,
and make the people dream of less polluted days...

Seiyaka, Seiyaka... with a B.O. all his own...

the scene changes to show Rhonda -as a text blurb names her and her seiyuu- now
drawing a background to the scene with the paint peeling and a viscous cloud around
our "hero's" privates. He horrified turns to Pauline -as a text blurb names her and
her seiyuu- who is wearing a gas mask that is dissolving as we watch and trying to
divine the cause of his odor, and if it can be harnessed for power. In shock he
faints and falls on Mayhem who turns into a buzzsaw and cuts him off at the knees.
He awakens at his job during a coffee break, and goes outside to climb an Himalayan
Mountain of Garbage... he awakes AGAIN to turn off one of his alarms and goes back
to sleep.

With a Stink strong enough to light a city ablaze,
and make the people dream of less polluted days...

John, John... with a B.O. all his own...
Making the poor bad guys moan.
-
Evil just can't take the Stink...
and all crime is stopped in a blink.

Seiyaka, Seiyaka... that Stench is all his own...
And now... And now... *no longer sung* I'm going home! *door slam sound*

Laundry Day to Remember.

[The Scene reopens with John throwing things out of a closet and into a laundry
basket. Mayhem is on the couch... wearing a cat sized chemical hazard suit... not
looking to have moved since before the commercial. John soon is taking the clothing
downstairs to a "damp" floor and wades out to the Laundromat.]

John: With the Park above being so beautiful for being on the 45th floor you'd think
they'd plug the leak that causes it to rain down here when they water it. OR at least
put in drains here too... no need for only me and the few other people on these
floors to suffer *wicked grin* *he sees movement and a ripple hits him*
Who's out there?!

Shadowy individual: I was wondering if you have a pair of underwear I could borrow.

John: WHAT!?! Are you like naked or something?!? EWWWW! Don't make me call for
security. *he pushes a switch on the wall and ends up being flung into the
Laundromat by the electric shock.*

Person without a visual image so far: No I'm very clothed I just want a pair for an
experiment.

John: Well I need every pair I got. Get your own.

He without a name, or face: How about I buy them from you? For say... a maid -FREE
of charge to you- to Clean your apartment?

John tosses a pair out with a greedy look on his face.

John: Will she be cute. I know she probably won't be... but I'd just like to know.

Person who wants John's underwear: A Vision in hot pants, and almost no blouse.

John: *drools* *quietly* I'm saved *louder* When can she... and BTW the way who are
you?

He who will now give us something to use for a title besides these dumb lines: I am
a member of SSAD. Secret Shadowy Agent Dudes.

John: You are kidding about that right?

SSAD: Not at all. Would you like to meet your maid? She's eager to get to work.

John: *at war internally:

[enter on a field of grey and rusty machinery two SD versions of John one with his
hand in his pants and the other with a shovel. They are his lust and his duty
personified]

Lust: Yes yes yes!!! Let's go now!
Duty: No *hits him over the head with a large mallet*

[re-enter earlier scene]

John: Oh how I want to meet this lady but I need to start my laundry.

SSAD: Go right ahead.

John starts his laundry, and by the time he is done his lust has reawakened.

Lust: Why'd you hit me?
Duty: because I felt like it, and the laundry has to be done... remember
last month when we spent that extra hour in the bathroom cause
you wanted to?
Lust: Um no... was a manga involved?
Duty: Yes... *irritated*
Lust: okay... explain on.
Duty: *quietly* What a think-for-the-moment idiot!
*louder* They ate through to the floor below... remember now?
Lust: Nope but let's finish the laundry if that will happen again.
Duty angry: We just did!!!
Lust hopeful: Then can we go look at the babe now?
Duty: It is next on the duty roster.
Lust: yes yes yes!!!
Duty threatens him with the mallet and Lust calms down.

John: Well that's done... so where is she?

Mysterious Voice: Did you remember to separate colors, whites and blacks? Else you
could ruin that laundry.

Narrator: Here I thought I'd never say anything again. Well this new voice is none
other that John's new maid. She is a knockout at 5'10" 38=26=34, her brown hair
currently being put up in a bun. If you dare wear short shorts you'd better look
like her! She is one foxy mama! *gun cocks* As I was saying she is a vision and
she wants to clean John's apartment. Unfortunately at this point she has yet to
reveal a name... or if she has one and unfortunately we can't call her babe
so Maid will just have to do.

John: Separate... I'm supposed to separate? Oh man.

Maid: I'll take care of this... stand aside.

Maid enters all the way and pushes him aside, and bends over to check the machines
and begins re-establishing the laundry using quarters from her own pocket. John
just watches her... unconsciously his hand lower down his chest.

Maid notices the movement: I'd better warn you now that men mean nothing to me.
I like women.

John collapses in a heap after saying why me.

Lust: NO NO NO!!!!
Duty: YES YES YES!!!!!

Do you have trouble with your hamster or gerbil never doing what you want?
Give them Vita Soy. It will give them the pep they need to obey... or
make a decent punishment incase they don't like it. Soon they will be obedient
again.

Drink Vita Soy it's good for you! And if it's not... hope you don't have enemies.

Maid picks John up and carries him to his apartment and roots around for his keys
in his pants pocket. John wakes pleasantly alarmed looking.

Maid: Stay Cool, I'm looking for your keys.

John: These? *pulls out a chain from around his neck* Here... you have my arms pinned.

Maid takes the keys with a smile and unlocks the door. When she enters Mayhem looks
up at the smell of her perfume, and is instantly bristling.

Maid about Mayhem: Oh she is adorable. What's her name?

John: Who?

Maid: The cat.

John: OH! Mayhem. Her name is Mayhem.

Maid drops John and rushes over to pet the cat... Mayhem is appeased till she seems to
notice something odd about The Maid and she hightails it out the door.

Maid: What got into her?

John: Don't know... she's never let anything touch her before, save me. *wicked grin*
Maybe she realized you are too cute to be straight *laughs*

Maid laughs with him which unsettles him a lot.

Maid: *looking in a mirror* That I am. *giggles* Oh well work time. Where you want
me to start?

John: I don't know... never had a maid before. Where do you want to start?

Maid: How about the bathroom?

John frets for his manga: Let me go in there first...

Maid: Nope. No sense in infecting yourself with even more germs...

John: But...

Maid: But What?

John's quick response: I need to go!

Maid: Use the sink *she vanishes into his bathroom with a grin*

John frets for his manga... wringing his shirt between his hands.

Maid gasps inside and begins laughing as she opens the door: My aren't we the pervert.
Must admit she is cute though *sighs then leafs through it and after that hands it
to him.

John: Hey you lost my page! *he flips through it going this way and that looking for
his page* ARGH! I don't remember the page I was on.

Maid: Page 18, having the time of her life. *he quickly leafs to the page, and a
memory sparks and his puts his bookmark in the page* Really all girl Hentai Manga...
really what would the neighbors think *she tsks* *she sighs* Can I read it after
I'm done with all this stuff. *she looks at him hopefully*

John: You read this stuff *she gives him a flat look* Oh yeah I forgot sorry *she
grins and disappears back into the bathroom* Oh hey when will you be done in there?

Maid: What got a sudden urge? *wicked laugh from inside*

John: No... I actually have to go to the bathroom...

Maid: ...The use the sink...

John totally over the edge: I can't reach the damn thing!!! *he suddenly blushes and
goes to sit on the couch*

Maid comes out and looks at him kinda sadly: I hope that isn't why you are alone. You
seem nice enough. I'd probably date you if I liked guys.

John: *groans* I didn't need to hear that *she apologizes* No It has nothing to do
with anything below the belt. I am a pervert but no girl knows me long enough to shy
away from me for that reason... it's my job...

Maid: ... class 1/bz5 Recyclable waste reclaimer.
Damn good pay that job. A Little soap and hot water and no woman should have a
problem... So what is the exact problem?

John: None will look passed my job.

Maid: Harumph what idiots. Well the bathroom is done. Knock your socks off.

John: Hey!

Maid: No I mean get out of those clothes you slept in them right? Give them to me.
I'll get them to the Laundromat before the cycle gets further along, they should
get clean fine.

John: Then what am I supposed to do if I'm done with the shower early? All my
clothes are in the washing machines downstairs.

Maid: *shrugs* Sit on the couch. I'll vacuum it up nice and all.

John: NUDE? What if someone looks in the window.

Maid: Your windows are too dirty... I'll get to them after the living room and the
kitchen.

John: What about you?

Maid: I'll take my shower when I'm done with all the housework.

John: No I mean I'll be nude and all...

Maid: Last time: I don't like men. Now get out of those clothes or I'LL take you
out of them!

John has been blushing so hard that he loses consciousness, and faints.

<insert commercial>
And After the Break that SSAD shows up.

Messy stain? Vita Soy it. Stubborn Dog? Vita Soy it. Uncooperative prisoner?
Vita Soy it.

Drink Vita Soy, it's good for you.... or else!

<end commercial>
And now Back to the Feature!
The Conclusion of Part one of Seiyaka: Recyclables Manager!

Narrator: Are you kidding? This is a first in a series?!? Oh heck. Oh well at least
I'm getting paid. *clears throat* John... err I'll call him Seiyaka to go along
with the title.

Well as the situation has panned unfortunately out... Seiyaka isn't wearing a stitch
now and is still asleep, but now he is on the couch. The Maid broke her promise
as she was waiting for the clothes to hit the dry cycle below -she wanted to look
at the garden while she worked in the kitchen. Of course the kitchen side is
dirtier... or WAS, and then after that was cleaned you could SEE the difference and
that HAD to be rectified... It has been 2 hours since all the work was done... she
took the opportunity to give him a bath- he was unconscious still and she couldn't
wake him. Even the 30 minute sponge bath didn't wake him and she'd used only cold
water. The Agent had come back about 15 minutes ago and after trying to taser him
awake gave up and is now watching some bad TV. Mayhem returned and is defending
Seiyaka from the Maid who is getting a big kick out of the whole deal.

Knocking is heard from the door, and instinctively John wakes up and shambles to the
door, and everyone is just too shocked that something so simple could wake him to
stop his doorward advance in the buff.

Mayhem having looked out the window rushes forward to stop John: Meow-Meow-MEOW!!!!

John turning to Mayhem: What is it girl? Someone you recognize at the door? Then I'll
just let them in.

Narrator: Enter Rhonda. As the door opens she just walks in shocked at the level of
clean. She doesn't notice the Agent as his shadow is mingling with the couch. Nor
does she see that John isn't wearing a stitch, or that he is ogling her. No I will
not mention his reaction to her presence. I do have standards. Gads!

John still unaware of his nakedness: Hi there Rhonda. What Can I do you for? *whaps
his face* Can I do for you I mean.

Rhonda: My this place is clean. What happened.

John: I got assigned a maid for the day.

Maid steps forward and puts a bathrobe around John's Shoulders... who then nearly
shrieks as he quickly wraps himself in it and ties it. He ties it all wrong. Maid
then undoes all his work glaring at his ineptness and says...

Maid: Really if you are going to do such a bad job of it you might as well do without!
Now if you mess this up while I redo it you are dead. *she pulls it entirely off of
him and he nearly lunges for cover* Stand perfectly still or I'll grease you on the
spot. *he decides she might be serious and decides to play it cool* Much Better. By
the way pleased to meet you. *elbows John* Well introduce us.

John: Right. Maid *motions* Meet Rhonda *doesn't look at her* Rhonda meet my maid. And
before you ask I don't know her name. That is all she has been introduced to me as.

Rhonda: Pleased to meet you. *looks her over, and pauses a glance at John appraising
him... she takes a few seconds longer as her view drops, then it comes back up -she
puts off a good mask of "No I didn't see that you have reacted to my presence"* So
are you just his maid or... Oh I shouldn't be asking such things. None of my business
and all. What I came over about was I need a ride.

John: What happened to your car, Rhonda?

Rhonda: Someone stripped it in the parking garage. My insurance is covering the
damage...

John very quietly: Wish mine did.

Rhonda not having heard: But it will be in the shop a month as they scramble for
parts. So are you available?

John: For a ride sure... I think.

Maid: You'll have to wait a few, all his clothes are currently drying. Hence why he
wasn't wearing anything when you arrived.

John checking his watch: How can my clothes still be in there? It has been 2 hours
since they started!

Rhonda: Now John most likely they just needed to be washed again. No need to yell.

Mayhem sounding like she's agreeing: Meow!

Maid: Correct. They didn't smell clean enough.

John: Wha?

Maid: Well they were clean but, since you couldn't smell the fragrance of the soap. I
figured that they could stand another go.

John: Oh. Hey Where'd this robe come from anyway I don't have one.

SSAD from the recliner by the TV: I got it for you. You'll be needing it at the lab
at 4.

John: What lab?

SSAD un-reclining... and still invisible: The lab where you will be poked, prodded,
sorted, and assigned.

John: Wha?

SSAD: The Sample you gave me earlier proves that you are the one we have been
looking for. That you have what it takes to produce the Johnson Effect Wake.

John: Wha?

Rhonda: Labs are so exciting all that thought going off all at once. People learning
new things everyday. Discoveries, equations and junk like that. That beats out the
museum I was going to go to. Can I come?

SSAD: The more the merrier.

Maid: I'm ready whenever. All that is left to clean is the bedroom.

Rhonda: Will you need help in that later? Figure it is the least I can do to repay
the ride. I was going to offer John a date to pay for the museum ride but I never
thought about helping him clean this place up.

John really quiet: Oh man... almost had a date.

Mayhem rubs against his leg in sympathy.

John smiles down at Mayhem, and realizes he wasn't tied up in the front.

John: Hey why did you stop. This is embarrassing.

Maid: Really? With the way you were talking on the couch in your sleep.

John quietly to Maid: Shush it is embarrassing that I talk in my sleep enough without
you telling her, or Pauline that I dream about them.

MEANWHILE...

Enter Pauline

Pauline is at a large lab complex talking to an attendant: Seriously I'd do almost
anything for a sample even half as strong as the last one we got. The pure POWER
of the stink... hell it is currently running the lab as we speak! And that is with
really bad conversion of the power. Oh what power! *she rubs at her leg a second,
and stops when she sees the attendant is looking*

Attendant: Anything you say? *his nose starts bleeding*

Pauline: Really grow up you're almost as bad as Seiyaka.

Attendant looking jealous: HE your boyfriend or something?

Pauline blushing: Oh of course he isn't! He is just a walking hormone. Really. You
could probably power a small town on his lust... Hey I wonder! *she rushes off to
her laptop and begins computing*

Attendant obviously jealous: Maybe I could do it?!!

Pauline points a sensor at him: Nope. Not lusty enough. You could run your computer
though. But if you got bored it would shut off quickly. You don't produce quite
enough to store power.

Attendant dejected in many ways: Oh. Well I'll get back to work then. *gets an idea*
You doing anything tomorrow?

Pauline: When they bring the subject in I'll be busy for a week and besides I don't
date under my IQ level OR my tax bracket. Hell If I did I'd probably be dating
Seiyaka.

Pauline laughs at the ridiculousness of that statement... the attendant shambles off.

BACK AT JOHN'S APARTMENT

Narrator: All that is keeping them from leaving is the laundry. Can't have someone
run off with it and all. BTW What you think of all the money we blew to keep a
commercial from jumping in right before the end here? Pretty gnarly Huh?

John: Why will I need all my clothes with me?

SSAD: Incase your Stay becomes extended.

John: I see...

SSAD: No you don't quite do you *begins laughing loudly almost cackling*

Women in John's Life in evidence: Hmmm *they don't seem pleased at this nonsense*

John: Couldn't you keep it down I have neighbors you know. Don't want them thinking
I'm "funny" you know.

Rhonda: You aren't? *she looks towards his crotch* Hmmm. How odd... always thought
you were. Just too lazy to redecorate.

Maid laughs while John cries. Mayhem wraps her tail around John's leg comfortingly.

Maid: Well I think the clothes might just be done... Everybody ready?

Rhonda: I'm always ready.

Maid turns interest plain to John's Eyes.

John: I'll help you.

Maid continues out the door followed close by John.

OUTSIDE

John: Hey! Keep your hands off her.

Maid: If I'd known that I was gonna meet someone that GORGEOUS, I'd have dressed up.

John: And people complain about MY hormones.

Maid giggles.

Maid: Would... I mean... does...

John: I don't know. Hey no hitting on her.

Maid: Why not?

John: I'd be severely embarrassed if you got... lucky... with her before I did.

Maid: I promise to do nothing, unless approached first before you have your wicked
way with her. That good enough?

John: I suppose...

Maid: Laundry time.

While they are packing up the laundry as they take it out of the machines Mayhem
arrives obviously puzzled by a smell in the air. She sees them together here and
is instantly meowing protectively.

John: Hi Mayhem... Maid... can I get up?

Maid who was reaching over him obviously he's too slow for her tastes: Oh. You think
she's jealous?

John going over and scratching Mayhem behind the ears: I honestly don't know. When I
found her she was pregnant and not best pleased by that fact. And I mean very
pregnant. But she was unable to deliver. She'd even tried to cesarean HERSELF on a
piece of glass. I scooped her up and took her to the vet. He saw to her urgency,
and she had... Was it nine girl?

Mayhem: Meow *kind of sullen sounding*

John: Nine underweight kittens. Only one looked like the father, who the vet had
passed on the way in... he'd been run over. Nothing he could do.

So anyway I took the whole mess of them back to my apartment -this is when I was
still a mailboy at Gendry, Ratcliff, Alberts, Finley, and Tucker's law firm. They
all required such care that I had to quit or lose all of them. The first one died
the next week. Many of the others followed quickly. Till there were only two.

Maid: My God what had happened?

John: Well the vet had explained that he'd just been closed down an hour before cause
of an infection that had infected his office. But when he saw her he knew he had to do
something right now or she would have died. He didn't charge me cause he was worried
she'd die anyway. The kits had acquired it. The two which survived that first month
were treated free when the vet found out WHAT it was. At that point he bought the boy
from me. Mayhem was gladly rid of him.

Maid: Maybe she didn't want the kittens in the first place?

John: Well that would explain her violent dislike of male cats.

Maid: Doesn't want to be pregnant again.

John: Could be. The girl we were left with did fine for a while till she ran away...
I think Pauline had her for a while before she left her too.

Maid: Strong independent streak Huh?

John: Got it from her mother.

Mayhem purrs as John picks her up and puts her on the machine as he finishes getting
the clothes.

Narrator: That was *sniffle* so touching! I am deeply moved! How utterly emotional.
Thank you for the handkerchief. Here I thought this was going to be some sick little
perversion story. *sniffle* Such a memorable scene.

Mayhem hops in the basket with John's clothes while he is picking it up.

John: Hey! Get outta there!

Mayhem's answer to the disdainful frown she gets is to lick John's face and go to
sleep in the clothing.

John: ACK!

Maid chuckles.

John: Well I guess it is off to this lab place. Coming?

Maid she brushes passed him: Really John what a question to ask a girl. TSKTSK

John: Why do you intentionally take things the wrong way?

Maid: My mind just must be deeper in the gutter.

Narrator: *flipping ahead in the script* Not possible.

Are you drinking your Vita Soy? If not you should be *smile*

Ending Animation shows John being pursued by Rhonda in a flowing and beautiful
nightgown, Pauline in this solid leather outfit with a whip -the whip is electrical!-,
Maid in a French maid costume chasing after the girls chasing Seiyaka, and Mayhem with
a rocket strapped to her back claws fully extending Meowing (in English) that she'll
gut anyone who lays a perfumed finger on him. The SSAD shadow shows up and under
John's orders tries to stop all the girls. He trips Rhonda and Pauline, and Maid
launches at him for doing so, and Rhonda and Pauline join in the butt kicking.
Mayhem flies ahead meowing in victory, and snatches John away flying off.

The scene cuts away to show a bedroom scene with John waking up next to a curly black
haired girl, he turns with a smile and looks at the crib where a few kittens are
resting.

John suddenly wakes up covered in sweat... Mayhem is laying on his legs. Maid is
leaning on the wall and Rhonda and Pauline are sleeping with him. Suddenly everyone
says good morning cheerily, and he looks out the window to see that his apartment is
on the Mountain of filth.

John wakes up again, gets up, turns off an alarm, and goes to back to sleep.
<ABSOLUTE END EPISODE ONE>

<BEGIN EPISODE TWO NOW>
<show intro now>
Lab day

Scenes from the last episode are shown like a bad slideshow with the Narrator boringly
droning what happened. The slides are all black and white too. The last scene from
last episode is shown and then color returns to it. Everyone is at the base of the
staircase then everyone heads on down to the elevator four floors lower which just
shows that the top five floors were added long after the building was finished. They
descend the 40 floors to the parking garage. John's car is soon found and everyone
gets into the spacious station wagon. Mayhem takes over the passenger seat next to
John, but fortunately this thing can seat another 2 or three people -if comfort isn't
an option- in addition to the current head count.

DRIVING TO THE LAB.

SSAD: Strap this to the steering wheel... it will drive us to the lab.

John: I thought you were just going to give me directions.

SSAD: My clearance isn't high enough.

John: So you don't know where we are going?

SSAD: In a word?

John: Okay...

SSAD: No.

John straps it on, and its feelers start driving the car and painting the windows
black. Fortunately it turns on the cabin light.

Rhonda: Car trips are always so fun. Like waking past a mural of life and it's many
struggles for existence. Whenever I'm in a car I want to see everything.

Maid: I like the way you think.

Rhonda: Gee thanks. I like the way you dress. Have you ever modeled?

Maid: I have posed before.

Rhonda: Then maybe when we get back you'll pose for a painting for me?

Maid: Love too. *sly grin towards John* But I think John needs a good picture of
himself in his apartment for his own ego's sake. What you think John? A nice nude of
yourself in the hallway doing a pose like Michaelangelo's David?

Rhonda: Hey what an Idea!!! You up for it John?

John: Um... okay... after this trip to the lab.

Mayhem: Looks between the two girls and grumbles and curls back up on the seat.

Maid noticing: and a nice one of Mayhem.

Mayhem looking up: Meow!

SSAD: Trip should take about 5 minutes.

Lust: Oh too bad Rhonda's back there. Five minutes would be plenty of time
for a....

Lust's head caves in again.

Duty: Duty first. Then the other emotions then you... dead last got it. It
is the order of things.

Lust: But it's gonna be hard keeping back with all these beautiful women
around. Even if the new maid doesn't like guys...

Duty: Calm down.

Logic: Have either of you two noticed how things have changed between Rhonda
and ourselves?

Duty: I thought you were dead.

Lust: Yeah! So did I.

Logic: Death is irrelevant. I am needed I am here.

Lust: Yeah right Reason blew a whole in you wide enough to walk through. Why
you still breathing?

Logic: Reason and I are two sides of the same coin. So deeming it logical I
faked my own demise. Now have you two heard what I said or must I repeat
myself.

Duty: I noticed.

Lust: Why didn't you tell me! I need to know these things.

Logic: Perhaps he saw the error in telling you such a thing. You are too quick
to act on impulse.

Duty: Actually I wasn't going to tell him unless she made a move... then he'd
have no choice but to notice.

Logic: A very logical course of action. I concur with that.

Lust: What am I you two's whipping boy.

Duty: I don't have a whip.

Logic: I do not see the difference if we had one or not.

Lust: Point.

Narrator: The rest of the trip is uneventful, with Seiyaka trying to NOT look at
either of the girls in the back seat, not to touch himself -Sheesh-, and not get
on Mayhem's bad side as everytime he looks back she meow-berates him. The SSAD
just sits back there humming "Secret Agent Man"

They arrive at the lab... an abandoned cheese factory being the front. Funny thing is
there isn't a rat for a mile -maybe they can smell a lab when it's under their noses.
Anyway the Factory is huge and so the lab must be too.

John: Why the drunkard's walk this building is right next door?!?

SSAD: To bore away the curious. Works everytime.

Maid: Yeah right.

SSAD: Okay 10% of the time it DOESN'T work.

Maid: You mispronounced DOES.

SSAD: *clears throat* Well we are here.
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Narrator: The vast complex mostly extends underground. It used to tap into geo-thermal
pockets for power. But. They were deemed inefficient by Pauline Head Researcher by
mid-afternoon to midnight, for this organization.

John: Finally out of all that security! Man that was annoying. At least I still have
my bathrobe with me.

SSAD: All your items will be set up in an amazingly accurate representation of you
room next door.

Maid: Sounds like everything was taken next door and a super secret elevator
installed.

SSAD: Wow you're good at this.

EVERYONE but the SSAD agent shakes their head and sighs.

SSAD: What?

Narrator: HOW can he not be visible under all that light in that lab... oh well. Must
be a plot element he's hiding behind.

Pauline not having noticed John yet: I'd like to welcome you to SSAL 47812...

Maid: SSAL?

Pauline: *smiling* Secret Shadowy Agent Lab 47812

Maid: Should have guessed.

Pauline: So who is the subject. The Power he possesses must be researched!!! *one of
her hands is massaging her thigh*

John's nose bleeds just a bit: Um I am. Hi Pauline.

Pauline Shocked: Seiyaka?!? You are behind those underwear he over there brought in.

John turns towards the SSAD: You've been showing my underwear around!!!!!! *he flushes
with embarrassment*

Mayhem who he is carrying rubs her head against his chest consolingly. Maid pats him
on the shoulder.

Pauline notices how John is reacting and winces: Sorry John he had too. It set off
every alarm here. And only I've seen them whole. When anyone else saw them they were
small unrecognizable scraps of cloth.

John: Why'd you cut them up. Here I was hoping I'd get them back.

Pauline: Get them back... in the short time away from you they almost took this whole
facility out.

John: How?

Pauline: The Johnson Effect Wake. A Stench of such power it can score steel at it's
weakest. Right now the fragments are all collected in a phinthite beaker powering the
lab. And that is with only an hours study. They are too strong themselves to study
further. Now that you are here research should move ahead swiftly. Oh my you've
bathed. Oh well we'll just have to funk you up all over again.

John: But I like being clean.

SSAD Number 2 -a shadowy looking being with a silver colonel's rank: Oh no to be a
valuable weapon to us you need to wreak stronger than you ever have. We plan on using
you to destroy all our enemies! You are a national treasure.

John: I don't feel like one I only feel... well I won't mention that.

Something beeps on Pauline's work bench by her laptop. She runs over to it and
blushes.

Pauline: You are as horny as a hoot owl Huh?

John's face goes red, and he lowers his head.

Pauline: Embarrassment factor increasing. I'm right. I like being right!

Mayhem looks up at him and jumps down and finds someplace warm to sleep... in the
light of a large field microscope which pisses off the technician working there.

Tech 1: Hey. Get out of there you darn cat!

Mayhem opens one eye barely acknowledging him and raises a clawed paw by the slide he
was working on.

Tech 1: No Need to not be civil not as if there aren't a hairy buttload of them around
that NOONE will ever use. I'll just stop annoying you now.

Mayhem looking up happily: MEOW! *she lays back down and goes to sleep*

Pauline adjusts the dial on the 'scope: There now you won't burn yourself *she smiles*

Mayhem grudgingly goes back to sleep.

Pauline: Now take off your robe and step over here into this machine.

John: What right here in front of everyone?

Narrator: John looks around and the only one paying any attention is Rhonda, Mayhem
vaguely, the SSAD's have gone, Maid is right behind him, and Pauline who seems
impatient -if not eager. The whole rest of the lab is engrossed in their own projects
and will now be totally ignored.

John hesitates too long, and Maid shucks him like an ear of corn.

John: Hey!

Pauline: Thank you... I never caught your name.

Maid: Maid, and what is yours *looks at John and leaves a word or two unsaid*

Pauline: Pauline incase I haven't said it yet. Hey are you and him... um... how to
put this delicately.

Maid: Not that I know of *turning to John* Are we? *big grin*

John: *just blushes and covers his face in his hands*

Maid walks to Pauline and Rhonda is over there too cause she is sketching the lab: No
not at all he's not my type. I'm just his maid. No he's just not my style. *looks
at the relieved looks on the girl's faces* Of course I'll slam him to the floor right
now if you like. No skin off my nose. *she grins*

Pauline *pained*: Um I don't think that is necessary for the experiment right now.
Rhonda *thoughtful*: No you don't have to do that I should think.

Maid shrugs: In truth I'd rather have one of you on the floor than him. John interests
me that little. *she grins as they don't take it the "wrong" way*

Pauline seems mollified at that and moves off to take his heart rate. Rhonda thinks
there must be something else going on.

Rhonda: If he interests you so little why do the maid job for him.

Maid: I'm compulsive and he is a mess.

Rhonda: Then why not a different outfit when near him... you must put him in quite a
state.

Maid: I like dressing this way *she inhales* So much more comfortable. And I always am
hoping someone will come up and sweep me off my feet.

Rhonda: Hope you meet him soon.

Maid: I hope I meet'em soon too.

Rhonda walks over by John then, now mollified herself, and Maid turns to watch her
walk away. Her gaze then passes over Pauline bent over putting electrodes on John.
Maid sighs.

Narrator: Maid certainly has a way with her words. So far none suspect... until...

Maid walks by the Lust Detector and it screeches.

Pauline: Huh? Who set it off. I want names!

Maid: I'm sorry. Errant thought.

Pauline: Cause?

Maid blushing: All you girls fretting over his incredible form. *She looks around
spies Mayhem watching her and she winks at the cat, who pales -if you could see under
the fur... then the paling becomes a true faint as more gears fly in Mayhem's brain*

Maid walks over: I mean what isn't there to like about him. He doesn't stink for once.
No stains, smudges, scars. Perfect *she ends her act -is it?- staring into his crotch
and sighs* Just perfect. *the Lust detector blows a circuit and both girls stare at
her with pure hate* Oh don't give me that look. *she reaches out to both of them and
places a hand on each of their shoulders* Please you are both of course welcome to
him first. Myself I *she stares at both of them -ogles is more like but they hardly
notice* only want the leftovers *she palms his crotch -the act puts off longingly
(again you wonder if it is an act)* Well you have your fun with him *she walks off
pure sex in human guise shaking it this way and that* I'll be over here petting
Mayhem.

Mayhem looks ready to scamper when she wakes up and sees Maid petting her.

Maid: Don't worry Mayhem I do absolutely nothing with animals.
Mayhem looking fearful anyway: meow...
Maid: If you were human it would be one thing but you aren't
Mayhem depressingly wails, and rubs against her hand.
Maid stops petting her and does a quick -totally Anime style- take between
Mayhem and John.
Maid: Must be difficult.
Mayhem: MEOW! *she looks over at John*
Maid: Nothing getting petted won't stop. Behind the ears was it? *she smiles*
Mayhem happily: MEOW! *begins purring*
Maid chuckles as she works.
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Narrator: Everyone is feeling the sexual tension. NOT by far the least of which is
John. Rhonda is sketching him in this totally vulnerable state, Pauline is WHY he's
in this state, Mayhem is totally depressed, but being petted and rubbed by Maid so
she isn't as depressed, but there is something bothering her still. When we last saw
John his legs were spread and elevated, and he wasn't wearing a stitch. This would
probably count as one of his sick little fantasies... but he isn't having fun.

Hey want some useless trivia? Try to define Seiyaka in a Japanese online dictionary.
You may have to break the word up. When I last tried during the time between episodes
I had to break it up as sei ya ka. You get some weird definitions. *Narrator chuckles*
One I got -with some words rearranged and added- was Spirit of the Beautiful Valley.
If that ain't an innuendo I don't know what is. Of course that would be sei ka ya but
I thought it more appropriate as you see it above. Wild Huh?

Pauline pulls out a new pack of electrode patches: Need fresh readings. You are ...
um a little too tense and flooding the sensors. Just relax. Relaxation is easy.
Nothing hard about it.

Rhonda: Maybe a mantra *she rearranges how she is sitting assuming the lotus sitting
position* Om... Om... Om...

Pauline: You probably aren't helping.

Rhonda stops chanting: How so?

Pauline: Look at yourself. He can see right down your dress now.

John nose bleed deepens.

Rhonda stands indignant: Well while we are at it. You leaning over that Laptop with
that short lab coat and skirt... practically mooning him.

Pauline: Oh drat you are right *she blushes*

Rhonda shares the blush as she fixes her blouse: So what should we do to minimize
his... strain?

Maid devilish look, as she puts the sleeping Mayhem back on the light: We could ...
do a few things.

Pauline: Such as?

Rhonda: Yeah I'll bite.

Maid sighs, and stretches as she stands to keep her hands away from herself.

Maid: Well I see a few options:
1. Put him in some sterile room and do everything with waldoes.

Pauline adds: How antiseptic. Always leaves trauma on the subject. No.

Maid continues:
2. Gas him.

Rhonda shivering: Oh no. Everytime I go to the gynecologist I always get gassed.
I never know what that woman could be up to while I am laying there all helpless.
Nope I don't recommend that.

Maid clasps her hands behind the small of her back and paces as she continues:
3. Get him to faint from blood loss *she points at his nose and grins*

Rhonda and Pauline share a look and like two technicians looking at a faulty engine
gaze at him. He looks back like "I wanna go home!" but he doesn't say anything.

Pauline: Anymore options. *both her and Rhonda blush lightly*

Maid walks up and puts an arm around both their shoulders. It ends up with her facing
John and the girls facing away too embarrassed to turn around. Maid looks from one
rear to the other, and then winks at John and pants jokingly. His nose bleed deepens
and she blushes. She turns around tracing a finger on his... well I'm not saying what.
You guess. Gads!

Well now all three girls are facing away from John and Maid has her arms around their
shoulders again.

Maid: Well Ladies? What is it. Oh wait option 4. *she giggles*

Rhonda: ... and it is?
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Narrator: Well try to finish out this scene before the episode ends... but if not...
then I guess you'll be watching episode three with baited breathe.

Gads! This Job better not last much longer. I'm becoming a sicko now too!! Get me my
shrink quick!

Maid: One or more people... well... relieve his tension.
Rhonda: You don't mean...
Pauline sighing clinical look dead and buried for the minute: Of course she
does. But whose gonna do it... I mean him *she cackles gleefully then frowns*
Damn! I have to do all the monitoring. Rhonda I know you want him too, and I'll
be frightfully envious but could you...
Rhonda letting go: Oh god it's tempting... and for once he doesn't stink but...
Pauline: But? But What? Explain. *back to that clinically look of hers*
Rhonda blushing: I couldn't do anything infront of a camera.
Maid: Camera shy?
Rhonda: Mmm-hmm. I'd never be able to get over the scandalous feeling. I mean
engaging in acts of intercourse... on camera?!? That's like pornography.
Maid: Well if it is viewed later as anything BUT a part of an experiment then
yep... it would become that.
Rhonda pales, and Maid takes the opportunity to caress her shoulder.
Pauline scans the lab... realizing for the first time that besides Rhonda,
Maid and even feline Mayhem... she is the best looking girl in the room.
Pauline: Damn most of the girls here aren't up to his standards so it might
prove counter productive *she is staring at a statuesque and experienced woman
in particular, and shivers* Sure you couldn't Rhonda?
Rhonda: I'm not even in the mood at the thought.
Maid: You could always hand him this *she pulls a manga out of the front of
her shorts* *she grins at them* Why do you think when I was sitting over there
I hadn't crossed my legs?
Pauline: How did you get that passed security?
Maid shrugs: I asked her to go ahead and strip search me. She must have thought
strip searching a girl a homosexual act. She let me through.
Rhonda: Hiding anything else? Hate to get in trouble over a toothpick or
something.
Maid pulls the front of her blouse forward, and then unzips her shorts: Just
me, a pair of panties, and a bra.

*Some techs faint in the background*

Pauline: No identification?
Maid: Retinal... left ID card... right bank account.
Rhonda: That's expensive!
Maid: Purses get stolen, and then I tried wallets but even that got stolen.
I was sexually accosted.
Rhonda: Merciful heaven!
Maid: Gods he was fun *she gets lost in a memory* But the law of 1999 stood
even when I said that I'd marry the pervert *comes out in glowing terms which
unsettles Rhonda and gives Pauline a thought* . Oh well. That was a fun day...
*she openly plays with herself -hadn't done up the shorts yet. A few more techs
faint in the distance, and she sees that. She zips up and breathes to steady
her own pulse* Sorry. Got lost in a memory. Got a Kleenex?
Pauline hands it to her: You know I got an idea... *she looks at Rhonda*
Maid: Just a second, gotta clean up.
Pauline: Of course. Rhonda a word.
Rhonda: Um okay.

Maid turns back around and saunters up to John, and puts a wet finger in his mouth: Go
ahead I'm clean *she grins*
Lust: Is this what I...
Logic: I do believe that if you are thinking what you must logically
be thinking. Then yes.
Lust: Duty... translate.
Duty: Why me? *sigh* She was just engaged in self gratification.
Lust drools.
Duty: Have fun for a minute... we'll be over there at the coffee table.
John greedily accepts, and soon her fingers are all clean.

John: But I thought you didn't like...

Maid: ...guys? Shush don't let them know... *grins*
Something to think about for you.

John: What?

Maid: Are you on two legs?

John: *looks down* Yes... but what does...

Maid: *she silences him in a deep kiss* When I'm horny two legged beings are fair
game. And since they'd never agree to an orgy yet... *petulant sigh* I'll just play
with you for a while till the craving goes away.

John: I feel like a side dish now.

Maid leans forward breasts under his nose: Oh there-there poor-little-ego *she kisses
his forehead*

MEANWHILE

Pauline and Rhonda are over by Mayhem who wakes up at the proximity.

Pauline: Rhonda I think we have to take her up on her offer. Then you can sketch the
scene, and I can monitor any changes in John.
Rhonda: But we hardly know her! I mean what if he never wants us.
Pauline: Then we disabuse him of that when the experiment is over... no video, no
tests running *she cackles* No clothing!
Rhonda: I don't know. I mean we are talking about Seiyaka here.
Pauline: Wow you are out of the mood aren't you.
Rhonda: It is that creepy looking guy out there staring at us.
Pauline looks over, and narrows her eyes: I'm glad to have a reason and facts behind
me for this. Hasta la vista Bossy. *she jabs a button and a fixture opens in the
ceiling and drenches the man in the Green Lab coat signifying her boss from Special
Projects. She has a writ against him trying to muscle in on her work. And since he has
his hand in his pants that can mean one of two things: a video recorder is hidden,
or... he's looking at a sexual harassment lawsuit.*
Pauline: Please oh God in heaven... let it be his thingy that he's holding. He really
needs to be sued for his sins.
Rhonda: Amen.
Pauline: Speaking of men. Are we gonna let her do it... I mean him *she grins and rubs
a thigh*
Rhonda: Why not we can watch... what am I saying! Um Pauline.

Pauline panting: Yeah?

Rhonda: Your hand.

Pauline: Oh dear *she blushes, and reaches for a Kleenex* Oh drat. I gave her the last
one.

Rhonda: I got an idea.

Pauline: Let him lick it off? Might set him off for the next phase. His own tension
relief. I'll just make a slide too.

Rhonda: Gross. But I guess if it would alter the experiment. *she blushes furiously*
Need a sample from me too? I can barely hold back.

Pauline: We'd better move all this elsewhere. We've scared everyone off. *she looks
about and see not another soul*

Rhonda: Ah!... oh... um *pant* *voice heavy* I saw... a few fainting... when Maid
played with herself. *moans*

Pauline: Rhonda... I only need a small sample.

Rhonda: But *groans*

Pauline: Believe me I understand *Rhonda stops petulantly* Well your fingers are
plenty awake for sketching. Time to get our hands clean *as she makes a slide from
Rhonda's finger also*

Rhonda and Pauline: *caressingly* Oh John!

Narrator: They turn back to see nothing going on, and walk over lust in their eyes.

John: Yes...

Rhonda coyly: My fingers are all dirty, and we are all out of Kleenex...

John: Gimme!

Rhonda giggles and runs over running her free hand all over him as he licks and
slurps.

He is soon finished. And he beckons to Pauline: I'm your sponge of love, here to
clean away all woes. Let me mop up those their fingers.

Pauline walks over pretty gracefully: Now John ... oh... I don't normally ... the
little finger too... YES!... Do this sort of thing with my specimens... oh don't bite
you greedy thing... it is just this once you understand. There... all clean.

*collects herself, but leaves her fingers within reach* Um Maid... Could you maybe
finish this up I have to collect data, and Rhonda is doing a sketch. So could you
maybe.

Maid: Screw his ever loving brains out? Well I suppose I could in the name of science.

Pauline: Good that's settled then *she pulls her hand away and rubs her hands to dry
them* We'll move to Sealed Room #71

John looks like a kid who lost his ice cream cone.

Maid: Oh just look at that face... you two get everything ready to move. He can't take
much more.

Mayhem appears... she looks like all her fur has been rubbed the wrong way. And it
left her far from pleased. Mayhem climbs up the machine and smells at John and glares
at all the girls. Maid winces and picks her up carefully avoid the ready claws.

Mayhem: Raow!
Maid: Hush Dear. I'm sorry that we did that but you can understand I hope.
They set me off and then they set themselves off. I apologize for them.
Mayhem depressed: Meow.
Maid: There you go. Now... it is gonna get worse.
Mayhem: Raow...?!
Maid: Yes John needs to be relieved of his stress. Do you know what I mean?
Mayhem looks over at John and then back canting her head: Me... ow?
Maid: Remember how we were acting? *Mayhem's eyes narrow* Well think about
what that did to him *Mayhem's eyes widen and she looks ready to run off to him*
Easy now. They asked me to take care of him *Maid looks pensive wondering how
Mayhem will act and the cat wails again and lays down looking over at John*
Whoa you got it bad. Well I'm asking if you'll let me. I couldn't if you
wouldn't let me... but I fear they'd find a machine to do it... and that could
hurt him.
Mayhem closes her eyes and nudges Maid's hand towards John: mew.
Maid: Thank you, and I'm sorry.
Mayhem opens her eyes and lays down... looking sad.
Maid: Yes best if you not see this.

Maid walks back over as they are about to wheel the machine he's on to a different room.

John: I can walk you know.

Pauline: Contaminants.

John: From what?

Pauline: The floor.

John: How so?

Pauline: Well it's cold, about as cold as a cold shower... and we can have you calm yet.

John: Oh please. I'll be calm and docile and not in pain anymore.

Pauline: I know it must be hard.

John: I could chisel stone.

Pauline: NOT WHAT I MEANT... but I've seen the studies that show the longer a man is
like that the more it hurts if there is no relief.

John: Nice correct report. So let me touch the floor and I'll calm down.

Rhonda: This is for your own good, and part of the experiment...

John: To see if little Rick can have a heart attack?

Maid: You'll get better when we get to the controlled environment.

John: Will it be cold?

Maid grins evilly: No very hot.

John letting his mind wander: How about sticky warm silken and deep *he closes his eyes*

Maid: Maybe... who knows.

Lust: I can't stand much more!
Logic: Why do you think we are strapped down?
Lust: Kinky sex game... but I wanna get down to playing the game. AROOOO!
Duty: *hit Lust who is unruffled* Should I try my shovel... my symbol of office?
Logic: Negative. If it were to be unsuccessful he would gain control for an
unwise amount of time and I would not be able to sway him from his course.
Remember Father's Logic stabbed his Lust with his pointer of office and was
absorbed by Lust. The attack had backfired.
Duty: I remember that day, Father made love to every mannequin in that
department store window. Thankfully he owned the store and the window drapes
were drawn. Mother's Duty gave way to Sloth and she took to drinking.
Logic: Correct. That is why I have my fists and you have the mallet.
Duty: Why do you never hit him?
Logic: Logic dictates that violence solves nothing.
Duty: True.
Lust: I want naked women on the floor with me feeling every part of their bodies
NOW!
Duty: Oh hush.
Logic: Please. No more outbursts. Duty have you noticed that Lust is growing?
Duty: We must be in his element... coffee table.
Logic: I was thinking Going to Willpower's Place would be safer.
Lust: Willpower?! HA I slew him five minutes ago.
Duty: We must have missed it while drinking coffee.
Logic: He will regain consciousness when Lust is sated.
Duty: Definitely coffee table.
<end episode 2>
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<ending animation>
<begin episode 3>
<start animation>
Experiment Day *wolf howl and lightning*

Narrator: John is wheeled into a large room with full instrumentation along the walls.
The walls are white painted, and sound proofed stone. The floor is padded but not too
much as to hamper the wheels of the device John is strapped to. He is wheeled in and
the door is magnetically bolted shut, and the password entered for the internal locks
to work only.

Pauline: With that code no one can get in. Now to check the room for members of SSAD...

Pauline begins passing a funny laser around the room: You in the corner out out out!
Take that naughtiness to the next room over.

Female SSAD: Aye-Aye Ma'am.

Male SSAD: Um sure thing Ma'am.

The door opens and closes. Maid checks the seal and then comes around to Pauline placing
a hand on her shoulder.

Maid to Pauline: Things ready over here?

Pauline: We are go.

Maid: Rhonda?

Rhonda: Ready and willing.

Maid hears that and while walking to John takes one step too many, but whirls to face
him.

John: Question.

Maid: Shoot.

John: What's going on?

Maid: Can't you guess I'm gonna fuck your brains out on camera and paper for the
scientific world *to Pauline* I CAN get an unedited copy correct?

Pauline: You watch sex flicks?

Maid: You should see my collection.

Pauline: I will take your word... ...I will see that you get an unedited copy...

Maid: ...Fine by me... ...Thanks.

John: Don't I get any say in this?

All: Nope. It is for your own good.

Maid: Your script only reads moan with ecstasy.

John: But...

Maid voice oozing with passion: Hmmm *she slowly unzips her top and tosses it aside

John: I thought...

Maid: Thinking is not allowed. *she turns and pulls her hot pants off slowly, and kicks
them back onto his chest*

John: That you only...

Maid: Like to do it with an audience? How *she hops back* very *again she hops* True!
*she sits on the device next to him grabbing the pants with her teeth and tossing them
aside*

Maid: Remember you are on two legs and I am very horny. Now should I let them
release you... or should I just take advantage of you now.
John makes to say something and she giggles and kisses him her tongue working
passed his lips.

Lust: YES!
Duty: More coffee Logic?
Logic: Yes please.

Maid rips her panties off and half leaps and lands... on you know what: Oh that's what
I needed! Oh YES! *she kisses him again grabbing his head in her hands... kissing him
with all her being. She then leans away from the kiss and rocks harder... down and
forward up and back. She leans in and he seizes the moment and bites open the front of
her bra. She growls deep in her throat and leans forwards while his tongue dances on
her nipples. Gasping lightly as he bites softly she gets up off him and turns around on
the device sitting on his face. He suddenly breaks his hands free and grabs a hold of
her legs tongue deep as it can go and probing deeper. Shaking from ecstasy she falls
upon his manliness like a hawk on a mouse. Swallowing her prey whole. He moans and
continues devouring her unable to focus on anything but his and her desire for
fulfillment of lusty wants. He soon fills her waiting mouth with his life provider,
and she gulps it down greedily and keeps going wanting more... and more... and more.

Vita Soy... let's you have sex like they just did... boy howdy!

By 6 am they are spent. Of course Pauline and Rhonda fingered themselves into a stupor
hours before. They wake up now at movement as Maid goes to the faucet for water.

Maid: Morning! You two have fun too?

Rhonda feeling up her thigh again: Oh yeah... I did finish three sketches before I
couldn't take it anymore. *she blushes realizing what she just said*

Maid: Oh what a cute blush *smile* But don't blush. Have fun enjoy life. Or you might
as well be a stone *wink* and stones don't get to "have fun" quite as often as I like
to. Need a hand up?

Rhonda: Yeah sure *Maid kisses her hand hungrily* OH... Mmmm... What was that for? *she
blushes*

Maid: Can't leave a stain now can we? *she swirls her tongue* Are you a virgin?

Rhonda: Yes I am. How did you know? *looks shocked*

Maid: Cause my dear *she kisses her and she blushes redder* You taste like one *sighs*
but I can't touch you so you are safe. You aren't my type.

Pauline: Who or what exactly is your type?

Maid: Bipedal.

Pauline: So if it can stand on two feet...

Maid: ... I'll bring them to their knees.
By the way how'd the experiment go?

Pauline's voice goes silky at the memory: Well it was a success. He produced his first
JWE during the first few minutes of your ardor.

Maid: J.W.E?

Pauline rubbing her crotch: The Johnson Effect Wake. An acronym of the current word
order would be found offensive by some social groups. So JWE.

Maid drops her glass and grabs Pauline's hand and licks all the juice off: Both of you
are virgins? Too bad John'll need hours of sleep yet or he could change that for you.

Pauline: I have no trouble with my virginity.

Maid: A minute on the lips forever a stain on the lapel. You wanna and you wanna bad.

Maid picks up the glass and runs a finger through it tasting her own finger afterwards:I
can tell these things.

Pauline: Are you bestial too?

Maid: If it ain't sapient I ain't lapping it.

Rhonda: You mean you prefer women?

Maid: Yes Miss Tasty number one. Oh it's getting hot in here *she glances at John*
Anyone needs me I'll be having fun in the corner.

Pauline: Why?

Maid: Horny again... *shrug* and John's asleep, and neither of you are bi so... Too bad
you didn't bring extra clothing in.

Both: Why?

Maid: You tore your clothes apart in your personal ardor. Why else you think I am horny?

Pauline: I assumed it was genetic.

Maid: Gods you are cute standing there being scientific. Care to join me?

Pauline: I think not.

Maid walking over to Rhonda, as she arrives she lifts Rhonda's chin up and kisses
her: How about you? You'll appreciate John all the more... he has more than fingers to
fill the void with.

Rhonda panting heavily: Um no I shouldn't I mean you're a girl... and so am I.

Maid nibbling on her ear: Means I know everywhere to go. What do you say *she kisses
her again and caresses her butt... and soon she is laying Rhonda down on the floor
ever so slowly*

Rhonda: Be gentle with me and all...

Maid: ... of course I will.

Rocking her gently from side to side she leads Rhonda down a path to bliss she never
knew existed. Pauline does the full spread of scientific tests that she can on Maid
while she is far from looking over her shoulder.

When they are done Pauline asks: Are you even human?

Rhonda goes back to sleep from exhaustion.

Maid: Anatomically, physically, or mentally.

Pauline: I got lots of anomalous readings from you just now while you were doing things
nature never planned ahead for. And I'd like answers.

Maid: Whatever you wanna know isn't going to be found out... till after I have my wicked
way with you.

Pauline: That's extortion!

Maid: Gotta love capitalism. Your readings probably say that I'm still horny... and you
are barely dressed... I'll have less in my way then with Rhonda... and so I'll have more
time on my hands to explore *she gets close enough to kiss her since Pauline is pinned
in a corner, but doesn't and instead drops to her knees and starts licking up Pauline's
thigh.

Pauline: What's ... oh... to stop me ... Mmmm... from bashing you over the head ... oh
yes right there!... and killing you for invading me like this *she moans deeply and
finds herself slowly sliding down the wall*

Maid: Curiosity... the same kind *pauses in speaking to do what she got so close for*
that got me on that convertible slab with him. I don't like guys *pause, and Pauline
groans in ecstasy* There's a girl... but I wondered what he was like as I was bathing
him Yesterday. And so when the opportunity arose I surmounted it. *another pause and
Pauline is crying from the joyful pain* You get interrupted before you finish a lot
don't you?

Pauline gasping and holding Maid's head in place: I ... haven't... finished... in over...
Oh god yes oh yes!!! two years.

Pauline can take no more and gives in early... racked by sobs and spasms. Maid hugs her
and rocks her nearly to sleep.

Maid: Dad used to rock us all like this when I was younger. Of course he wasn't my real
dad. But when we were sick he was there. He took care of us all at his own expense.
*she giggles* Best to let go of you now or bond with you. To answer your questions...
I'm not a true human. Body. Physicality, but my mind is my own, and I am no human.

Pauline: Then what are you?

Maid: A girl who ran and ran when she found out dad belonged to mom. If you need a real
name, call me Electra. Otherwise Maid will do.

Now I'm going to see if Mayhem needs anything.

Pauline: You aren't dressed!

Maid: If I'm accosted in the hallway I'll be a few hours late. *wink*

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Narrator: Is the sex over now? *he pats something metallic* Good little autodescriber.
That's my girl.

Well the story thus far... John wakes up on Saturday, the cat disabuses him of the
thought that it is a work day, A member of SSAD gets an article of John's intimate
apparel. Next up Maid arrives to do John's chores, Rhonda comes over needing a ride,
but when hears about a trip to a lab decides to go there instead. They drove to the
lab, where Pauline strapped John to a Device. They have their wicked way with him.
Naughty yes, actual sex no. They take him to a clean room and then Maid has her
way with John despite the fact that he really does nothing for her... at least she SAYS
that he does nothing for her.

8 hours of raw sex later. John feel asleep finally... or at least Maid finally let him.
Maid then had her wicked way with first Rhonda then Pauline. Was trickery involved? You
better believe it.

Woman's like walking Spanish Fly... no wait that is not strong enough. After that here's
what happened...

Pauline: How the hell did she do that? Rhonda wake up.

Rhonda: I heard you, and the answer is with her tongue. He'd better be worth what I did
just now.

Pauline starts running tests over the both of them and Rhonda asks: What you looking
for? She didn't bite me did she? *she looks for blemishes*

Pauline: No. But it is odd that we are still in hindsight absolutely heterosexual after
all that bliss. Myself I feel like I was raped... but that is only now after she left...
When she was still here I was about to ask if she needed anything done.

Rhonda: You are right I don't even have urges now *she looks over at John pleased grin
still on his face still with his hand on his privates like Maid had left him* No
scratch that. I want him right now. But as I think about Maid I calm and don't want her
at all and a little while ago I was about to attack her... but I was too lost in the
memory... trapped in my own mind as it were.

Pauline: Maybe it is pheromonal. Like Spanish Fly or some derivative. *she gets an idea*
I wonder if the room is clean of the effect. Rhonda finger yourself for a minute or two.

Rhonda shocked: Whatever for?

Pauline: I want to see if I suddenly become interested. Look over at John and imagine he's
doing things to you for stimuli.

Rhonda: Oh... um... Ah... oh right there... *she plays with herself and Pauline even
leans forward and licks her now prone form's bountiful harvest.* Pauline! Really.
*Rhonda stops disgusted*

Pauline: That clinches it... the effects are gone. I did an exact copy of what she did
to me and you... are totally aghast... and I'm thinking of a glass of wine to get the
taste out.

Rhonda: And don't worry I take no offense. Damn when you were on the floor earlier. I
wanted to ***Join in on the fun... but I couldn't get up... I wanted either of you so bad... and now it
is all gone. Sure I want John bad, and I'm only fragmentally being kept back from launching
over onto him. But you aren't remotely interesting now. Sorry that probably sounded offensive.

Pauline: No I feel relieved.

Rhonda: Boy is this weird.

Pauline: Yep *she keys something in and a big machine descends from the ceiling* And after
looking at John and thinking wicked things myself... I need this big machine here.

Rhonda: What is it?

Pauline: The question is more of what does it do.

Rhonda: And what is that.

Pauline: *she does little finger quotes in the air* "Screw anything that is placed in it." I
thought we might have to use it with John. Now I fear we both need a whirl on it to return
our objectivity.

Rhonda pulls out a coin: Flip for it?

Pauline: Call it in the air.

MEANWHILE

Maid: Yes I know I'm not wearing a stitch. What's the problem?

Tech 2: You are going to cause a riot in the lab... all the men and some of the women will
most likely proposition you.

Maid: Well after I see to Mayhem my event calendar is totally open. *she palms Tech 2's crotch,
and the woman moans softly* You need an appointment with the Doctor of Love?

Tech 2: Oh god... but I have work to do all week...

Maid sighing and pulls back from almost kissing the woman: Oh alright. See you later.

Tech 2 recovers herself -like Pauline and Rhonda did a little while ago: I hope not.

Maid rounds a corner and falls to her knees crying: Who is right for me... who will still love
me after I stimulate them. *she pounds her fist on the floor* Who damn it! *louder* Who! Who!
Who! *she goes fetal and just clutches her legs to her chest*

Mayhem rounds the corner... obviously looking for everyone, and spies Maid crying: Meow?

Maid: Don't look at me... I'm abhorrent... a sexual abomination! *she cries harder* Will
I never be done with sex? 8 fraggin' hours with John, and I then get up and have both the girls.
I didn't even try to seduce them and they were on the floor with me.

Mayhem comes up and rubs at one of Maid's hands looking concerned.

Maid: What did I do to myself... why did I let them do this? Even you M... Mayhem are now
immune to me. John probably is too. The Technician definitely is. Mayhem... do you smell
anything odd about me?

Mayhem cants her head then sniffs at her from various locations -nothing sick you perverts-
and finally nods to her: Meow.

Maid: I see. I didn't have this effect when I first became this way... why is it only
happening now? Why not a few months ago? Why all at once like this? Why? You got any ideas?

Mayhem nudges her, and walks off. Maid follows her and is lead to a room full of cages.
Mayhem leads her to where she can watch without being in the way.

Mayhem walks to where a male cat is sleeping, and purrs at him. He barely looks up till she
waves her tail around a bit more, and then he is meowing and trying to get through the bars.
She hisses back and bears her claws but he doesn't seem to notice. She then moves to the next
cage and the next, then she goes over by the cages with the females and she gets no response.

Mayhem comes over and sits down.

Maid: What am I supposed to see? What did you do? *she goes over by the cages with the males and
kicks at the cages and they quail from her and start behaving themselves* What did you do?

Mayhem looks puzzled, and walks off meowing to get her attention.

Maid: On my way *she runs after Mayhem who goes back to the hallway and begins looking at each
of the rooms* Are you looking for John, Mayhem?

Mayhem happy cat look: Meow!

Maid: Follow me then.

Mayhem: Meow.
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Maid walks off to the room where everyone else is sequestered. She figures out the combination,
resets it and lets herself and Mayhem in. John is still asleep, and Rhonda and Pauline are
still in the machine with their backs to each other and the machine whirling and buzzing and
shaking.

Maid: Don't mind me, and Mayhem. She just wanted to see John was okay.

Pauline with a lusty voice: How did you... ever... break the lock's combination.

Maid: Oh you mean "Seiyaka Sex Experiment 001. Disturbing this rooms means you will be fired
and executed. -Pauline." I guessed. Woman's intuition. Something. *she shrugged* *she walks
over by the instrument wall* Oh my god... a Wake effect is occurring! His sweat is reading off
the scale, but there is no odor. That's odd.

Pauline: Oh... I need... to check the... instrumentation. *she tries to stand but the machine
just takes that as she wants other stimulus and re-invades her with a different attachment*
*with one of those Manga Hearts by her speech* Oh you... wonderful machine you... You'll have to
read it to me... I don't wanna leave... *it kicks up the tempo* maybe ever again.... Oh!

Rhonda highly lusty voice: I may not... got one I can take home?

Maid: OOOOH I'll have to try that *she pants and is about to take a step to the girls, when
Mayhem puts a claw in her foot* Ouch... What is it Mayhem?

Mayhem: Meow! *and runs into a tray that hits the device John is on with a ring like a doorbell*

John: Huh what? The manager fixed the doorbell... Hey how can I get to the door all tied down
like this? Oh I'm in the lab... oh the lab where ... *he blushes and squeezes down into the
devices recesses... only to fall through to the bottom as his embarrassment changes the
chemicals in his sweat* How the hell!

Maid: Johnson Effect Wake, oh and Mayhem wanted to see you.

John: Hi Mayhem. *he reaches down and pets her* Hey I still am not dressed... where'd that robe
go? I can't just wander around naked all the time.

Maid: I plan to... so un-confining... *she blushes* and it is so much easier to touch yourself.

John: Put a cork in it. Sheesh. You are hornier than I am.

Maid: That an offer?

John: This cork ain't helping to bottle anything right now. Hell I only have had an hours
sleep to judge by that clock. Ouch Mayhem what are you doing. *she is trying to climb his leg
and up his chest* That hurts!

Mayhem jumps down and rubs his leg in apology. She then looks to Maid and makes a big show of
laying down, and then looks back at John.

Maid: You want me to lie down?

Mayhem: Meow *she looks at John*

Maid: John lie down. Feline order.

John: You could have just tripped me Mayhem. Laying down. *he lays down* Down.

Mayhem licks at herself.

John: Eww Mayhem do you have to do that now? In front of company?

Mayhem looks over at the girls softly moaning in ecstasy.

John: Point.

Mayhem then licks her paw and bats at John's nose.

John: This Lab is making you weird Mayhem.

Mayhem lets out a depressed wail, and walks over to Maid, and meows then walks over to a spot
by John and sits down for a second then moves off to a position next to John's foot: Meow reow.

Maid looking perplexed walks to the place by John all the while Mayhem gives off the happy cat
look: And now I sit here? *Mayhem meows* Now what?

Mayhem repeats her lick, lick, and paw.

Maid: Oh! Follow your example? *meow* Ah hahahaha *she turns to John and mounts him non sexually
and then licks her finger and wiggles it around in side her. She then places it under John's
nose.*

John: But we only just... oh gimme *he snakes his tongue around for a taste at which time she
plunges her finger in his mouth* Oh yes... So good. But why Maid?

Mayhem walks over depressed by this scene as she looks over them, she then paws Maid's hand
and then turning around aiming her butt at her waves her tail around. Three of the Attachments
on the Machine suddenly dart for the three of them but aren't long enough to reach.

Pauline: Oh... the sensor says Mayhem is... in heat... and since it is in detection mode...
it will try to sate anything that can give off a signal... John's continued sucking at your
finger... I think she's clean now by the way John... told the machine sex was at work, and
Mayhem sent of that she was in heat to the local air system... Oh god I love this machine...
cold but so wonderful... have to get much longer attachments though... designed for small
mammals.

Rhonda: That why it is so ... in adequate?

Pauline: We'd be fine if we were lemurs but we aren't. No this thing needs to go back to the
drawing board... glad it isn't my screw up.

Mayhem sits down and stares at Maid.

Maid: So that is how you affected those male cats then Mayhem.. I still don't get why you had
me finger myself and put it under John's nose.

Mayhem looks exasperated... and slowly lowers to the ground meowing violently and shaking her head this way and that.

John: You've put me in heat oh cleaner of pipes. Can I cork that bottle now, can't have that
elixir getting cold. My hot dog needs a bun. Let's go now. *he moves to kiss her*

Maid gets up and John falls forward kissing the floor: She's saying I'm in heat!

Mayhem: Meow!! Meow! Raow!

Rhonda: But humans don't enter into heat... we can do it whenever we feel the urge... Like
with this machine here. Or if John was within arms length...

John: I could be.

Maid: Down boy! *she remounts him... again non sexually*

John: Couldn't you just move down a little bit... my boat needs to dock.

Maid caresses his chin: Oh just you wait a little itsy bitsy bit hmmm. You'll get taken care of
right after I figure out why I still enter into heat.

John: Aye Aye! Down Periscope!

Maid giggles.

Pauline: Why can you enter into heat Maid? Humans don't.

Maid: I said I wasn't human... and I'm not. I'm an experiment.

Whole room: OH MY GOD! *meow mow meow!*

Maid gets up and John lays there he looks like he wants to comfort her but something about
her stance says keep away. The machine dies to quiet as the occupants are sexually sober.
Pauline and Rhonda step out.

John: This may be the only sane comment I can make staring at your absolutely incredible
bodies. Come on John Control... But does anyone have any clothes here anymore?

Maid: Um I do.

Rhonda: But you ripped your panties and bra off.

Maid: Like I need those. I have my top and my shorts. All I need. Hell all I got save that manga
over there which is really John's.

John: Can I see that?

Pauline: Promise to not touch your crotch in anyway? *while staring at his she reaches for her
own but Maid stops her* Um thank you.

Maid: No problem... and sorry about earlier... but I couldn't help it... good news is I can't
abuse you like that again.

Rhonda: Really *kinda deflated*

Maid: Oh honey I still love everyone in this room, but my pheromones can only affect people
once. After that it is fight or flee... *she looks truly depressed again and Mayhem rubs against
her leg* Thanks Mom. I really need support right now... with my first time in heat and all.

All but the people with names beginning with M: Mayhem is your mother? But she's a cat!

Maid: I'm the kitten who ran away cause dad *points at John* belonged to Mom *points at Mayhem*
and then went from house to house till she went next door and was put in an experiment, by a
quack in a green lab coat.

Pauline: Him! Great! Everything he makes has a flaw! This device here... supposed to be able to
even service a whale, could probably barely do anything for Mayhem there. Rhonda and I are still
pent up right now from it's ineptitude. *she looks at Maid* I am so sorry I had nothing to keep
you at my house with me... even two more days... cause then he'd have gotten over himself
and stopped his evolution experiments. I know that even with you having been a success he still
gave up... when he realized he wasn't making animals into human... but just humanoids... Oh
that came out wrong. I'm sorry M... Electra. That is what you told me your name was.

Maid: Oh it is okay sweetie. Don't fret. And the name is really Madelyn... but I hate that
and since I became a maid when they set me up with a cleaning agency. I took that as my name.
First using Maddie... then Mad which didn't work out then Made Lynn which I didn't mind as much.
I'd never seen my name spelled so I spelled it Maid Lynn and that stuck... So Maid or Lynn
will work.

Rhonda: But which do you like?

Maid smiling and looking down at Mayhem rubbing against her leg: Maid works for me.

Pauline: So where'd Electra come from?

Maid: Read it in a book when I was still being tested. *she sighs* When they'd found out I
wasn't a Primate, they stopped the test saying," Another failure," and got me a nice job doing
what I'd found myself doing in their lab... cleaning. Organizing. Oh to go into a new
environment and get a sense of the lives of people you've only just met and feel you've known
them forever.

Then... when I came into heat... I almost became unemployable as I'd end up bedding my
employers and forgetting the fee for my work. When I got fired for advancing on my boss after
I'd just done that the other day before, I came here looking for answers. He had no time for
me but I'd met the SSAD and they remembered the good cleaning work I can do. They told me about
an *she grins and hugs John from behind* absolute slob whose life had no time for much cleaning.
Naturally I wanted that kind of challenge. I took the job and tried to table my hormones which
raged without my consent, or my knowledge of why.

Oh then I saw my father *she traces circles on his chest* and I knew I could have him in this
form, but when I realized that I'd still felt hurt that I'd felt I had to leave before. I played
a little lie. *she nibbles on his ear* I'm so sorry for that Dear sweet John.

And then I saw mom... still with him and my heart went out to her... I wanted to scoop her up
and bring her here right that second... but my arms were filled with John, and she didn't
recognize me... so I continued to follow the lie. John didn't take me at more than I said
I was, and mom, she fled when she put two and two together and couldn't see how I'd changed.

I understand why she came back... to defend him... to keep me from taking him from her... and
if *sigh* she'd let me closer I would have brought her here. I even told that SSAD, but he
said the evolution work had been sold to a private enterprise to work on. And then my hopes
fell. I asked if there was a reversal of the process *she reaches down and rubs Mayhem*
cause I dearly missed my mother. Maybe that was evolution... maybe not. He said that once you
evolved that was it. That's when I told him I wanted to be assigned permanently. To be home
again.

But since the sponge bath I realized I had to have him. It was imperative. I was on fire all
over again, and coupled with being... in heat. Whoa off you wicked hands... still too weak to
have him again so soon. That machine doesn't work you said?

Pauline: Um yes... just gets you near to bursting... and then won't let you touch yourself.
So there is no relief. And Rhonda isn't interesting enough to me... or I her. Like you just
said John is still recuperating, so that's out. Being too horny to touch yourself is painful.

Rhonda thoughtful: What company?

Maid: DMS Biogenetics Incorporated, other side of town. *she sits in the machine which almost
lunges for her* Oh it's cold! BRRR! *she giggles*

Rhonda: Do you know how much it cost to change you?

Maid: 4... hundred... thousand... oh this is nice... and you say get out when it seems to have
stagnated?

Pauline blushing: Yes.

Maid: Oh don't blush I won't hear of it or I'm come over and trap you in the corner again.

Pauline: ACK! *she hides behind John... and then runs her hands along his frame. She traces
a circle with her finger nail... and her nail dissolves.* Oh your JWE is active John? Why you
should have complete control... unless unconscious.

John: The only thing holding me back from sweeping you all up in my arms and putting my
hands in all sorts of places they shouldn't go. Is my will power... and another part of my
mind is chanting, "Fuck'em all and let lust sort them out." A very compelling chant.

Pauline: Fascinating. You are focusing all your control on your hormones. The non hormonal
aspect of the JWE is the only thing in evidence. Power without the smell. ... Let's move
someplace safe to test your power. Test you unblocked *she massages his groin* OOPS sorry.

John gritting teeth: It's okay really.

Narrator: Not a bad manga really... on air am I? Oh nuts. *clears throat* *quietly* Where
are we... Ah-ha...

They all look over from their clustered around John positions, and then suddenly move to
where they were when they first entered... quickly wheeling the device against the wall
while John and Maid embrace, and Mayhem sits in the corner seemingly oblivious.

SSAD: I haven't come in yet. Is it safe... and will I live if I do enter the room?

Pauline: Go on and enter... just close the door afterwards.

SSAD: Ah okay *the door closes, and then blood drips on the floor* You said it was safe.

Rhonda pencil in hand: Isn't it?

Maid nibbling on John's chest: There a problem.

SSAD: None of you are dressed!

Pauline: Really... we shucked our clothes a while ago... but the vent sucked them up...
can't you see how hot it is in here. Totally clogged the system. So we just continued
unclothed.

We made a discovery... that when John is holding everything back the pure JWE shows. It
may even be possible that he can increase his non odored power farther than he could with funk.

SSAD: All well and good for next week... but today... he gets a mission. Will he be strong?

Maid: Give me two minutes and he'll be more ready *John tenses more and a finger of hers
singes* Or now. Sorry I had to say that John. *she kisses her finger to take the heat away*

SSAD: Alright here we go to the briefing John... Ready?

John grunts pained: Oh yeah.
<end episode 4> <ending animation now><voice over only Vita Soy logo noticeable>
Narrator: Like how long that episode was... we have more funding for a bigger time slot
now. So get ready for more wreak till their a wreck action next time on

Seiyaka: Recyclables Manager!

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