The Cast!

Threatanes - The Creature. It's shaped like a VERY large Critter like from
the Critter movies. Has 2 large pasty marble guns that fire some type of
energy ball [Sorry classified - MIB-ly Zin]. Constructed of Magic in the
7th Final Fantasy Preserve by Lossoth for an unknown purpose. Name derived
by a misspelling by Kain Aron Highwind -a former reg on AGFF- in an AIM
conversation.

K"...that threatanes the world"
K"Threatens I mean"
E"Threatanes... sounds like a Final Fantasy Villain."
K"Yes it does doesn't it."
E"Can I use it? My creature in Ami Tales 7 needs a name."
K"Sure... just make sure I get credit ;)"

Not that he'll probably ever read this.

Astrala - Young Demon. No younger than any of the other demonettes she was
given genetically her body just so that Lossoth wouldn't have only one age
one look to ogle. She appears 14-16... she can control it to a small degree
 -or do a wholesale magical look change. Personality a blending of pieces
from Skuld (A! Megami-sama/Oh My Goddess) and Sasami (Tenchi Muyo). [What
you think of her? -Blatant Zin]

Haris - Masqueraded as Ami. Second "oldest" of the group though no older
than any of the others. A bit hard to take personality-wise at times. Has a
good heart deep down. Modeled physically after Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo by
Lossoth genetically. Can easily change her looks at will unlike Astrala who
is too young yet to do it without concentrating. Personality swiped pretty
much entirely from Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. [Think he did a good job?
 -Inquisitive Zin]

Konei - Absconded off with Gerard. Made to act like a cat girl by Lossoth
though light genetic manipulation, and a few years of making her think she
was a cat and not a demon. This gave her a bubbly personality ... but a
tendency to forget things easily. ["Oh look a ball of string" - Comical
Zin] Personality just pulled out of the air... though a few bits are
markedly Mihoshi, and some bits Nuku Nuku (not that the author has watched
it yet -damnit!- but he's read a few doshinji stories like "Cats and
Cradles" which are highly acclaimed)

Charhon /Saron/ - Masqueraded as Hope. Most polite of the group. Genetically
disposed towards politeness and a bit of that royal/noble aloofness that
occasionally turned the fires up for Lossoth [Dirty old man -Indignant
Zin]. Personally has facets of Hope's small slivers of Aeka, and some bits
of Tsunami and Achika [Someone hasn't seen a lot of Anime -Informative Zin]

Ardice - Lead Demon. Designed in the egg to be that older yet still hot to
trot [Dirty old man - Repetitive Zin] Anime type that shows up as the foxy
teacher, the quiet nurse... or the Detective who reigns in an idiot.
Personality derived from bits of Sylia Stingray and Lots of Kiyone.

Margo - Pretty Demon. Sex is her design and function. She can't get enough
thought she can temporarily be satisfied. Her figure will never fracture and
her breasts and butt will never sag [Um mm... -Horny Zin]. Does the martial
arts -and marital- to pass the time between sex. Bits of Urd [DUH! *whap* -
Clue-giving Zin] Saoko(spelling) from A! Megami-sama/Oh! My Goddess. Also
has overconfidence from Ryoko and Noble Juraians in general [The biggest
examples though seem to be... no. There are no females so names are avoided
to keep depraved people in check - Protective Zin]

Gerard Clasto - Ex Guard. Has soul debt to Konei. Basic Micronized
Zentradi. Think about the extra guy in 50's Sci Fi series. He never touches
the women -that's the leads job- and truly doesn't seem much interested. In
this case he has full access to most of them with but a word but he'd never
say that word himself. Doesn't do anything for him really. [Don't look for
a personality definition. I don't think he has one. He's a sidekick. - Mean
yet truthful Zin]

Inquisitor Darhm - Bureaucrat. Zero sex drive. Visually looks like Seiryo
crossed with the current Emperor of Jurai (Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki.) [Likes
to be called sir, Inquisitor, Sex God... you know anything that sounds like
you are looking up to him - Snide Zin]

Cid Highwind, Shera - [Go play Final Fantasy Seven! - Upset Zin]

Omlusk - Derived from a standard Military Boomer/Special Agent mentality. A
Robotic Guard Class 2 of 3 classes.[Ignore with prejudice - Anarchistic
Zin]

Ego - That self hateful yet thinks-you-are-god(ess)-of-all-creation piece
in all of us... though mine in this case. [No comment - Soul Searching Zin]

Lossoth - That which makes people ignore negotiations. That which makes
people go beyond "I hate you! Could you please hush?" The Lord of Flames.
Flames as in email/usenet flames of course. Personality has some bits of
Dr. Clay (Tenchi Muyo) and probably some bits from Kagato as well. Brain's
sense of megalomania (Pinky and the Brain). No taste really save the
creation of the Demonettes when he was younger. [A prick - Name calling Zin]

Hope - A bit of Rei Ayanami and Misato Katsuragi mixed with Ryoko's sense
of duty. Washuu calm ability to think things out also. Not a Terran human
 -nor Juraian either- but of the original Race of Humans who created the
Zentradi and the Zentraedi... which just means a really old race of humans
anyway. [Ouch -Confused Zin]

[Ow... well of course The Author could be wrong... he knows Robotech better
than Macross. So don't take his word as God's own -Chiding Zin]

Ami Kintaro -Hentai Anime Girl borne of her creator's general loneliness.
[This sounds like either a personal ad or a plea for mental help - Cold
Zin] Originally created to fulfill a task she remained because her creator
couldn't abandon her... he realized he liked her, maybe even loved her and
then the whole of the Ami Tales began. Has a family that deserves burning
at the stake. Then revived and done in again.

Ami Tales - A collection of linked stories of a semi self insertion fan
fiction style. Set in AGFF auxiliary Space (The space created when posts get
pushed off of servers by other posts) it is a confusing view of the mind of
it's writer Jason F. Long who uses Eldrick Tobin throughout though the
character is also named Jason F. Long. The Stories Eldrick Tobin acts just
like the Real Life one but has been luckier with things than his penman.
Sort of the life one would like to have with complications thrown in
because of course happiness has a price.

Eldrick Tobin - A made up name used in RPG's and Usenet posting. The person
behind the name has postponed posting on AGFF indefinitely due to personal
reasons and post volume. Can still be found on alt.hentai.sailor-moon, and
alt.disgusting.stories.my-imagination which he founded -though most servers
don't have it.

<<Add Cast Addendum>>

In the Company of Hope - A Collection of Connected Stories that aren't as
unlinked or spur of the moment as Ami Tales. It is the same series however.
The Change in name is to accommodate the new expanded cast and because the
author likes to practice Random Capitalization on ALL the WoRDS he
can [Boy Howdy - Redneck Zin]

Joy - Lady Joy ; Our Lady of Depression; The Incarnation of Depression - Twin
sister to Hope though obviously not identical, she asked to take the post
nearly directly in opposition to her sister for reasons unknown. Almost never
does her job... she instead has benchtested every M.I.R.R.O.R. prototype and
is satisfied to only handle the tough cases now. Her archetype isn't as
specific as the other girl's, instead she has bits and pieces from everywhere...
even from the other characters. Her temper can fizzle quite quickly.

The Fabrics - Lace, Velvet, Thread, and Sheer - Girls created with and empowered
by the fabrics they are named after... though you wouldn't know to look at them...
touch them... [Grope them - Schwing Zin]. They are placed under Joy's disposal
until Joy decides she doesn't like being sided with Lossoth anymore -in a nutshell.
They are arrested and then later break out. They are still at large. Their
confiscated Magical Belts are also missing. They have no set character reference
templates. [Which means they're a train wreck. - Tsking Zin] recent events have
changed their status.

Agent Orangé - Ego's alter ego. [How an Ego can have an alter ego is beyond
me - Flabbergasted Zin] Despises Eldrick. Loves the Fair Lady Joy. He is a puppet
of evil, and what Lossoth has always wanted to turn Ego into. Concept borrowed
from Xenogears (copyright Square Co. Ltd) in that he is similar to Id. Narcissistic
Opinion is an optional extra.

Sailor Moon Characters of course do not appear with permission... how would I get
it anyway. And would I get it from the Fanboys! after they get permission or still
from DiC or Toei or Naoko Takeuchi?

Tenchi Muyo Characters appear also without permission, and probably without proper
characterization in that the author is just a hack.

Rurouni Kenshin - no permission as are the other worlds popped into for brief
periods.

The Fanboys! ; Fanboys! Continuity ; Lords Chaos, Mayhem, Pestilence, Carnage,
and Lady Anarchy - All stolen for ICH5 so that they could be scared a teeny tiny
bit. His Lordship Chaos's opinion of this usage is not known though he was
forewarned and has been mailed a copy of the chapter. [He probably didn't
like it -Crying Zin]

Cameraman Dave - Brother to Cameraman Dan as seen in Fanboys! Name originates from
The Dan and Dave Olympic nonsense ;)

Macross Characters do not appear with permission either by the way.

"Rick Hunter" - A being as yet of undetermined description. Possesses Cameraman
Dave, and forces CD to do as he wishes in the Fanboys! Continuity. Uses other
bodies after being Ejected... but continues to use the Leon Visual Character
Template probably because the mind is the same behind the body. Plan of willing
Sexaroid army modeled after all the women of Anime helping him to take over
all the Continuities of Anime remains hindered hopefully.

"Max Sterling" - the Fanboys Representation of Eldrick Tobin... who is a
Representation of Jason F. Long. Has the looks of Seiryo, and the Voice of Kagato.
Of course the Author feels that Weston Peese is just a joke name for John Lee just
like Gee Gee Loo Loo is a joke name for Washuu American Voice Actress.

The Guy dolling out the Purple roses thinking he's Tuxedo Kamen is a character
borrowed from a friend that I can't give anymore information on... gomen nasai!

Neon Genesis Evangelion Characters appear also without permission, and flagrantly.
Characterization is of course questioned by the author.

Eterna and Confusion - Appear because they did. They are a product of the same
author, a fellow poster and email buddy to Eldrick's Author.

Rockman/Megaman is referenced without permission as are other characters from the
Rockman/Megaman series of games,etc.

Darkstalkers Characters... what can I say... no permission.

Noh-ohki - An electronic cabbit. A Cabbitoid. Crafted by Washuu and
Eldrick for use by Astrala as a pet. Has Nabiki Tendo-ish moments. Cannot
turn into anything else. Has not appeared in the main of the series, but
does appear in emails and usenet.

(Canon) Noh-ohki - Has the need for a key problem Ifurita has, and while can
turn into other things this is mostly for it's only lazy benefit. Manufactured
at Henshin Dynamics. Purpose unknown. Such are most gifts. Probably has more
black boxes than Airforce One. It's HD profile is classified. [But not a
plothole. Really - Joe Izuzu Zin]

Imeria "The Spy who Shagged me" Karavatine - Uses sex like most people use
a video game. EXCEPT the game is to keep people distracted or to pry
information out of them. She has less shame than Joy. Fur pna fuhg bss ure
areibhf flfgrz naq ernpg gbgnyyl ol n fhooenva pbzchgre fb gung fur qbrfa'g
unir gb npgviryl cnegvpvcngr va frk ng nyy.

<<See note after next entry>>

The CPS - The Continuity Policy. Based off of the Temporal Police Agency
in Star Trek they are about as fun to be around, as the only time you are
around them is when you are being interrogated. They Answer to Gubfr Uvture
guna Rirelbar Lbh'ir Zrg- GURLZ, gur betnavmngvba oruvaq Vadhvfvgbe Qunez
vasnpg.

<<Light Encryption Algorithm applied to as yet unwritten information to
avoid spoiling future segments of ICH6... Algorithm is ROT-13.>>

Reference to upcoming film "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" used...

All: Without permission.

<Washuu Mode> Bingo! As are any other anime references I might have
forgotten, Okay? A genius like me can't be expected to always
remember everything. </Washuu Mode>

<more addendumness>

Mal - Malhificion, Maheleficion, and dozens of other spellings. I saw this
being first mentioned as a GOD of bad fanfiction. So I made Mal male. OOPS.
Then I got told... Goddess. So I made Mal gender swap. Now I know Mal is a
MUSE. This doesn't complicated things more or anything... BUT... that
Grecko-Roman name is a finger puzzle. It's like Malaheleficion or something @.@
Anyway Mal has a webpage. http://www.netaxs.com/~sleet/mally.html There's the
name... Malahelicon >.< try typing that regularly and you'll find mysterious
assassins trying to kill you... these assassins are your hands. Some might
-only some?- disagree with Mal's portrayal within. Sorry... my mind has
fashioned the current personality... and it sticks. What was that? Why still
keep Mal as a gender swapper? Come on... no woman wants to be within 40 miles
of Lossoth. Or at least one that wants to be respected.

Jo Insei - Individual borrowed permanently away from her home dimension...
where legislation was passed that states that for more money you can have
less rights. Sounds okay in practice... but... Anyway she stays with Kasumi
and Sunahama in there apartment. Recently the complex raised the rent and all
3 had to go more actively into their Variable Geo Waitressing. Being from the
dimension she's from, Jo has long since been a member.

Kasumi Kai - part of the dynamic duo known as Kasumi and Sunahama, she is 4 
seconds faster usually to state that while the two have the same last name they 
are not related. In the OMAKE episodes she is a very active fangirl of a friend 
of mine. She has even been seen sharing more than the sheets with Sunahama 
therein. She would like to let the record show that that is only in the Omake.

Sunahama Kai - part of the dynamic duo known as Kasumi and Sunahama, she is 4 
seconds slower usually to state that while the two have the same last name they 
are not related. In the OMAKE episodes she is a very active fangirl of a friend 
of mine. She has even been seen sharing more than the sheets with Kasumi 
therein. She would like to let the record show that that is only in the Omake.

Variable Geo - An Anime where girls from all over -though from what I saw it 
isn't truly international... there are simply chapters all over and these 
chapters operate under a central umbrella but do no currently share members for 
competition- compete for 1 million dollars and a chunk of prime real estate. 
The higher ups have been known to contrive fighters into the competition... 
although they cannot actively recruit. In the scope borrowed from Variable Geo 
BY ME -which comes from Both Fanboys! and having watched tape 1- Havoc pays a 
bit low and so eventually you have to join up... and what a coincidence... 
Planet Hentai is a sanctioned location to fight... and what a coincidence Havoc 
likes to watch. I haven't heard of VG competitions being broadcast such as they 
are IN the anime... but then Havoc has barely touched it. Kinda sad. So this 
lack will be persued by ME!

[Wow the Author is Such a modest soul - Oy Faced Zin]

Contracts - These little "gems" depending on wording -and usually it's wording 
with zero on the loophole chart- can completely control another on the ... soul 
level - yet not. This means that they can be commanded to do just about anything.
Like say sprout wings... Those given their contracts can do things beyond the ken
of mortals.

(con't)Some don't look to break their contracts for their own reasons. Others go to
great extents to get away from theirs. Why? Because even if you possess your
contract any powers and what not are subject to your own imagination. Something
both awe inspiring and humbling at once. Many for this reason even return their
contracts even if given them. But this last is probably more a Helsinki Syndrome
than a true desire to be someone's lapdog. That said some bodyguards prefer
contracts to say... becoming Wu. Or try to do both. Only generalities can be
made... maybe some have genes inspired by Norman, maybe others just feel they
aren't worth it. "Oh no sir Dobby wouldn't know what to do with such riches"
whatever the case... they aren't a dime a dozen either so it's kinda hard to
study the workings.

Kna'vish - A Magical land. A Perverted magical land. The people are 
invulnerable to any form of trauma illness etc... unless they want it. They 
also have nearly no rules and no true system of government what so ever. Sex 
provides everything they need. So you can imagine that if someone bends over... 
someone will be there grinding away. And neither will complain. Both Sexes have 
the power to expand and contract flesh. A finger stuck into someone's mouth 
could become a toothpick... OR expand to fit. Do the math on other parts of the 
body. This doesn't in anyway harm the other person. Often Hell will just take 
large chunks of the population away to be sex "slaves". Slaves is in quotes 
because sex is totally fine to them... but Hell likes to call them slaves 
anyway. Being that they usually don't have names... "You slave" is considered a 
compliment. They have very high rates of indentical twins... sometimes even by 
couples who might not have ever met. Knavish can breed with each other 
regardless of gender. They reproduce by Parthenogenesis. They can't reproduce 
with anything but their own species so far. NOTES ON PRONUNCIATION: The ' is 
almost always omitted. The K is silent but the syllable it's in is highly 
pronounced. The second syllable is spoken almost breathlessly. Like the sound 
is being carried away by a running brooke. The 'A' is a short 'a' FYI. The 'I'
sounds like a long 'e'.

Prospect - is to Hope kinda like Rei 4 (from Tape 0:13 of Evangelion) is to Rei 
2 (seen in most of the Canon of Evangelion) Perkier... generally happier. yada 
yada. Hard to ask for a better M.I.R.R.O.R

Rapture - is Joy's M.I.R.R.O.R's name. Just never saw a place to plug it. I 
considered using the name Ecstasy... but that's too easy. ^-^ Is not very much 
like Joy at all. Much more bitter. Loads more.

Peer - The being who is always listed as having reset your connection on IRC. A 
powerful force. Little is known of Peer's motives. Peer works directly for 
Lossoth... to get people off IRC and onto Usenet where Lossoth can make them 
angry at each other and give him power through that anger.

Lag - To some a Demon to others a Beast, Lag is lag. Lag is nearly omnipotent. 
Lag is dumber than tree sap. Sadly Lag is strong enough to hurl planets. 
Usually works directly with Peer.

Sprint - Newly assigned to work with Peer. Formerly a free agent program.

Gala The TypoFairy - Every Typo you've ever made... is her fault. But she 
contends that she's so cute you'd never do anything about her even if you 
could. a Free Agent she only works for herself. Has been known to help out 
Mal... usually without even being asked. Usually appears as a mote of light and 
sits in your ear distracting you. Sometimes by singing a song that you've 
heard. Almost whatever it takes. [So far as I know the TypoFairy is new...]

Cube - Love it or hate it. When your wings aren't there, or you just don't wanna
talk to the wall... Cube is there.

Thank you for reading.

PS dialogue notes.
" standard dialogue.
: Mental if the demonettes. Internal communications if the Highwind.

\Eldrick Calling the House
\\House Channel One -Attic security Center only.
\\\In House link to security can be routed out as seen above.
/Cid's Radio
//Thyra's Radio
///Unused at the present time.
|Unused
||Thyra's Radio for communicating with Jean Only.
|||Jean's Radio for communicating with Thyra Only.
.o0( Thoughts of the character mentioned. Usually not Eldrick
.o( Other form for thoughts. Usually Eldrick to "Dark Schneider"
[Zin's comments. And Also when "The Self" comments to "The Me"
{unused so far as I know.
.[Clone of Dark Schneider -Email and Usenet only.
@Paid Announcer
%Announcement sponsor info.
 -Omlusk and any other border guard second class's frequency.
 =FIB robotic commander in control of all border guards. US army equivalent
 rank... lieutenant.

About the Mind Invasions:Ami used to get them too but she'd have too much
fun with them and so Lossoth grew bored. Hope fights back which makes the
challenge.

About M.I.R.R.O.R.: Think Beta Unit from the Last Star Fighter. Must use
magic like Ami does... via staff alone -Hope doesn't really need hers.

OF COURSE you don't need this bit but it's here for no apparent reason.

D1: Ardice
D2: Astrala
D3: Charhon
D4: Haris
D5: Margo
DX: All the demonettes at once {NOTE: Konei does NOT have the ability to
use this without alot of straining. She also can't listen unless doing it
actively, but she doesn't have to strain to listen.}

Almost all numbers are randomly decided by staring at the line of numbers
above the QWERTY line on the keyboard (never touches the keypad.)

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Eldrick Tobin
--
This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
The Y Chromosome... one of the roots of all evil...
 The other is the X. -Aren't I brilliant?


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