The Following Includes...

Sex...
More sex...
At least One Orgy...
Flashbacks...
Flashbacks with Sex in them...
Flashbacks with Bondage in them...

Wacky Enemies... including:
 Joy and her Enteroge including:
  Lace
  Velvet
  Sheer, and
  Thread.
 Lossoth -waking from his headache in Hell.
 Ego -Ego: Hey why am I on this list?
      Eldrick: I felt like it.
      Ego: Cool... just wondering pondscum.
 And Lossoth's upwardly mobile non-demon servant, Agent Orange.
     -AO: That is pronounced Orang
      Eldrick: Whatever... you want to do this?
      AO: I daresay not... too boring... though Killing you is very high in
          interest.
      Eldrick: Save it for the story.
      AO: I would apologize but why...
      Eldrick: Here comes the corny part...
      AO: afterall evil doesn't NEED to apologize.
      The Band: *rimshot*
      Leareth: YAY! YAOI!!
      Eldrick: This is getting out of hand... ahem

And the Protagonists! -Margo: We get to play tag with Eldrick! "Tag... that's
      it... right there... oh... oh... OH!!! GODS YES!!!
      Eldrick: Can I finish the outline/cast list?
      Margo: Only if I can sit under the keyboard and... hehehe
      Astrala: *gasp* I should have thought of that!
      Haris: Slow in the brain slow in action.
      Eldrick: I can stop writing you know...
      Charhon: Sisters please... let's let him write so that we can get on to
      the meat of the story.
      Haris: You mean onto his meat.
      Charhon: And just what are you insinuating?! Really... my motives are
      quite clear...
      Konei: Sex right? Speaking of which... Gerard... I'm getting cold down
      there... I need hot beef stat!
      Gerard: Shouldn't we save it for the story?
      Konei: You are absolutely right what WAS I thinking?
      Ardice: About sex obviously... continue Eldrick.
      Eldrick: Thank you.

Ami Kintaro -Ami K: What dear... I was indisposed. *wipes mouth*
Hope -Hope: *blinks* *looks up to Eldrick's face* You called? Sorry I didn't
      respond faster... I was watching Ami... change your oil...
      Astrala: So that's where Ami is... can I change places with you?
Astrala -Astrala: Huh? What?
      Eldrick: Just introducing you.
      Astrala: Oh...
Konei
Charhon
Margo
Haris
Ardice
Gerard -Gerard: You didn't have to introduce me Commander.
      Eldrick: Non-sense... everyone gets introduced... If Belldandy were here
      I'd introduce her... Or her sister Urd... or Washu... or even Ryo-ohki.
      Washu: What about my Ryoko? Would you introduce her?
      Eldrick: When did you get here?!
      Washu: A few minutes ago. I got tired of waiting for you to show up at the
      Science Academy... So I figured I'd bring myself on over. <cutesy> Didja
      miss me?</cutesy>
      Ami: Yes he did Washu... he was calling your name out in his sleep last
      night.
      Eldrick: I did not... you are both just teasing me aren't you?
      Washu and Ami: Yes...
      Eldrick: I thought so...
      Washu: But you enjoy it so... we tease you.
      Eldirck: Guess I'll get to introducing you... anyone else with you Washu?
      Washu: Me, Ryo-ohki, Ryoko, Aeka, Sasami, Misaki...
      Eldrick: Oh just wonderful...
      Washu: Funaho, Masato, and the Guardians stayed behind to guard the house.
      Mihoshi WOULD be here but she's currently on assignment.
      Eldrick: Why are Funaho, Misaki, and Masato here?

                                    Chapter 4

      "Well Eldrick... I'll tell you how it happened..." Washu starts.

"Everyone was there... embarassed or not by what was BOUND to happen," Washu
pauses to chuckle, "Aeka was to perform with poor Tenchi... for her mother and
father to prove she has what it takes to rule... SPIKED HEELS AND A WHIP!"

"Any questions so far?"

Konei asked,"By perform what do you mean exactly."

"What does spiked heels and a whip give you a hint of?"

"Well either kinkiness or an interesting sense of fashion."

Washu sighs,"Think Bondage and Discipline."

Konei's eyes widened,"That's like S&M right?"

"Who says Mihoshi isn't here..." Washu muttered.

"Um... you did?"

"Getting back to the story," Washu groans, and then falls into the narrative.

*-*-*-*

Aeka: Whatever will I do... I don't have the right rope here... and Miss Washu
is at the Academy as she insists it be called.

Tenchi: Does this ceremony really have to happen?

Aeka: I'll be gentle Lord Tenchi.

Tenchi: That's not the point! I'm not into bondage!! Sasami please talk some
sense into your Sister.

Sasami: I'm sorry Tenchi but this has to happen... it's either this or you have
to fight a melee of 15 of Jurai's finest in a battle to the death... with my
sister being carried on your back the whole time.

Tenchi: *sigh* But do I have to be in this apparatus until this ceremony? I
promise I won't run away. Really.

Aeka: *distracted as she hunts for proper equipment tossing it on the floor
behind her* Lord Tenchi... you have to look like you've been in the shakles for
days... It's a pity I forgot this day was on it's way. I think I'll just have to
hit town for some bungie cord or something. *sigh* Is this the feeling father
has that gives him that look on his face when he's in court? *sweatdrop*

Tenchi: Be back soon... I'm not going anywhere...

*-*-*-*

"And then Aeka bumped into my daughter just outside the door..."

*-*-*-*

Ryoko: Must you go through with this? I'm sure there are other options...

Aeka: This is the least grim Ryoko... My father really has it in for Tenchi...
but as he is King... the council would back even Tenchi being slain by me as
proof of my ability to rule.

Ryoko: I see... well I recommend that perversion store in the next dimension
over.

Aeka: But I was just going to head to the general store some rope of the right
gauge...

Ryoko: Well I was just suggesting you not do it half assed like so many other
things you do... but fine do as you like. *teleport sound*

Aeka: Oh that woman really gets on my nerves. Next Dimension over? Right. *she
reaches up to touch the Master Key on her forehead*

*-*-*-*

"Now I'm not sure how many dimensions she went through so I'll leave that up to
your imaginations..."

Narrator: But I can let you in on the secret! Because Narrators are all
knowing... all seeing *a gun is heard cocking* Ahem... Scene Change
Transformation!

---`-,{@

Aeka stood in an odd smelling place... and just before she could reach her Key
someone called to her...

"Hey you there... are you here for the tryouts? Better hurry and change into
your gear... Heck we are late as it is. Speaking of which hurry up, Usa!"

The girl dubbed 'Usa' then spoke through the weave of her sweater,"I'm trying
but my odango are stuck in here I swear!"

"Just hurry it up."

Aeka took the opertunity to touch her Key... and she dimensionally shifted.

"There! Hey where'd that girl go that you were talking to, Rei?"

"She was just right there... you think she's a Negaverse Spy?"

"I don't know I just hope I look good for Mamochan..."

"Remember the mission 'Meatball head'"

"Only Mamoru gets to call me that! And why'd he have to join the football team
as a kicker anyway?"

Loud Speaker: Tryouts start in 30 Seconds...

Rei and Usagi screamed and ran off.

---`-,{@

Narator: After getting beamed by a mallet for popping up in the Tendo Furo Aeka
finally reaches the Shop in Question.

---`-,{@

"'Just a dimension over', she says. Hmph! Well at least I'm here. 'Perverse We
by, Hee Hee Hee, Knock on the Door, And meet us Four!' I guess I knock first...

"This is SOOOOO boring... when are we gonna get a customer... I mean Lace...
really... we haven't had a customer in an age!" says a voice within... drowning
out her knock.

"Patience Sheer... Patience."

"That's easy for you to say Lace... you don't work the counter," Sheer mutters.

"Work the counter that's a good one... Pick anyone up Sheer?"

Sheer groans, "Ha ha ha, very funny Velvet... Very Funny. Hah hah."

"It's all in bad taste right Sheer dear?" Velvet apologizes.

"Heads up... someone's walking down the aisle."

"Marriage humor Thread?" says Lace checking over the accounting.

Thread slaps Lace," No... we have a customer."

"Yeah so stop playing with yourself..." Velvet mumbles.

"Accounting is hard work and not akin to masturbation!"

"How can I help you, Lady..."

"Aeka. I'm looking for <list deleted because the author doesn't have a clue> and
if you have any of those in different colors that would be great... I have to
perform a very special "rope trick" for some very important guests."

"Important?" thinks Thread," Well... then try this... we can get you 50 feet for
almost nothing... and a second 50 -connected if needed- for half off."

"Bad Joke Thread... just show her the cord... You'll like this Lady Aeka..."

Aeka was proffered the light hemp colored cable... if was soft but LOOKED
painful... and when she wrapped it around her hand and pulled... it actually
gave JUST before it would have hurt. But LOOKED dreadful... she looked up
puzzled.

"That there is a magical rope... for unwilling subjects... it won't hurt them...
but it gives off all the signs of being bitchingly painful... it even smokes a
teeny tiny bit when you abraid it..." Velvet nods sagaciously.

"Even casts an illusion of rope burns and compressed flesh... for the best show
50 dollars can buy! A buck a foot... a real bargin," Thread notes.

"We have a great buyer..." Lace interjects.

"I'll take it... I only have an hour to practice! That's $75 right?"

"Correct..." Lace takes the money.

"Pleasure" Velvet says.

"Doing business" Sheer adds.

"With you." Thread finishes.

Aeka then traveled out of the store as fast as decorum would allow and shifted
back only stumbling on one dimension where she almost got 'Aku Soku Zan' 'd
before shifting away as fast as she could.

---`-,{@

Narrator: We now return you to your regularly scheduled Flashback.

*-*-*-*

Aeka: Made it! Oh dear... I lost 8 feet shifting away from that attack! At least
I still have 14 yards... more than enough. Even enough to suspend him lower that
I'd planned... perfect! Mother is going to love this... I do the exact same
technique she used on that guard when she showed me how to do it... although I
wonder what she did to that guard to get him so calm and still...

Ryoko: Your parents are already here! What the hell kept you!?

Aeka: How long was I gone?

Ryoko: Ten Minutes... but they arrived just after you left. They are being
stalled with Tea... I'll hop you to your room... hang on. *teleport* Here you
go... I gotta head back to making it look like I was working in the field.

Aeka: But you were supposed to work in the field... you mean you didn't actually
do the work?

Ryoko: We all gotta be presentable princess!! *teleport*

Aeka: Must... remain... calm!

Sasami: I cleaned your gear and had Ryo-ohki salt the leather... we are out of
carrots now... but I already made dinner fortunately.

Ryo-ohki: *looks up from patting Tenchi on the hand*

Aeka: Sasami... why does Tenchi look so pale?

Sasami: He had... a nosebleed... while I changed clothes... I'd forgottten he
was there. *giga-sweatdrop*

Aeka: Actually it's perfect... now he even looks malnurished. Thank you Sasami.

Sasami: Um... you're welcome sister... I think. *blinks* Oh hey you got the
rope!

Aeka: Yes and it's really special... it won't hurt him... but it will look
ghastly... like when Mother showed you "The Juraian Wrap"... why that look on
your face.

Sasami: Mother never got around to it... I was never taught anything... the day
she finally had time... was when I snuck aboard your ship... and then...

Aeka: Oh dear... well thankfully you are doing no more than handing me the
items... actually... I can use the stand mother gave me... yes that will work
out better.

Ryoko: *from below* I'll just see what's keeping them! *she enters* The tea is
now gone and they are getting agitated...

Aeka: I see... well I still have to change... I know... Ryoko... change into
your combat gear... and carry him down... like you are sneaking off with him...
Sasami you go ahead of her and announce the "Story" to them... something like,
"The feared space pirate...

<later>

Sasami: Ryoko... fresh from her battle has absconded withthe Warrior Tenchi...
after defeating him in battle! And Look *pointing* There she is... coming now
into her lair.

*-*-*-*

Washu calmly describes the wordless scene,"Ryoko adjusts the tape player and a
nice ninja staulking styled Japanese piece plays... as she creeps down the
stairs. Tenchi stirring grabs her butt and she rolls forwards down the stairs...
knocking Tenchi back out. She skillfully makes it look like that was the
intention -to the applause of those gathered- and walks him near the stage with
it's scaffolding. She looks up and back with a start and fires a blast behind
her as she teleports out from beneath Tenchi... dropping him to the stage...
Aeka's combat shield absorbs it -as it was weak- and she leaps and wraps her
whip around Ryoko's throat..."

Konei asks,"Can I make popcorn... this is good!!!" She get's shhh'd. "Sorry."
Astrala give her some of hers that she'd conjured up in secret.

"Ryoko thrashes as electricity pumps into her and falls to the floor! The energy
whip then..."

"I'm sorry to interrupt... but why salt an energy whip Washu?"

"I'm getting there!! Like I was saying..."

*-*-*-*

Tenchi: *as the whip cracks on his skin* ARGH!!!! What the!

Aeka: Silence... you are spoils of war! I, Aeka, have rescued you and will do
with you as I will until I see fit to return you to your home.

Tenchi: *Looks puzzled* *is shown a sign by Sasami that says "Play along.
\|^.^"* But I must return to my home... my father will send search ships...
*gets whacked again* You don't have to be so rough!

Aeka: I Aeka... queen of discipline shall teach you when you can and can't
speak!

Tenchi: *sweatdrops* But!

Aeka: *cracks him again* Silence space trash! *and again* Silence Cargo! *and
once more* I did not tell you to talk!!! For this insult I will teach you... oh
yes... I will! *she pulls the rope from a dimensional portal... which gets
applause*

*-*-*-*

"Right there I suspected something fishy... Especially since Aeka wasn't wearing
her key... at least that's what I got from Ryo-ohki who thought somethign was
suspicious... sorry for the partial mislead."

Ardice smiles,"We do that all the time..."

*-*-*-*

Aeka: *tossing the rope over the Scaffolding... she then begins binding him...
in a way that has Misaki taking notes*

Misaki: Wow... so complex... my little Aeka is learning. It makes me so *sob*
proud! *sob sob*

Sasami: *watching the gruesome deed* It looks painful.

Azusa: It isn't... believe me.

Masato: *into his popcorn* Thanks for sharing.

Aeka: Now Slave! BEG FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!! BEG! BEG!!!

Tenchi: Beat me my Mistress of Bondage... make me hurt make me bleed!

Aeka: *drew back her hand as the whip powered*

Ryoko: Wait stop this is Wrong!!! Look!

*-*-*-*

"'We' all turned to see Aeka nursing a bruise with her clothing torn walking
down the stairs. But just then with a cackle... the Falsehood cracked her whip
on the Blank-eyed Tenchi... and they were gone without a trace!!"

Astrala muttered,"Wow... really? Any clues?"

Washu paused to think,"It was just about then that I got bored with waiting for
Eldrick to show up..."

Hope blushed,"That was my fault... he just smelled so good after his workout
that I couldn't resist."

Washu blinked,"I know what you mean..." she cackled when Eldrick twitched,"I was
meaning you... stop squirming... though you can continue... if you like."

"I'd prefer you continued your riveting tale Little Washu..."

"Alright... fun later... well I stepped back into my lab to find Ryoko in
obvious pain... giving Aeka one of my Washu Brand asprin... The quickly clued me
in but all the data just said they had dimension shifted. Ryoko was gone in a
flash. This is what I got over the gems..."

*-*-*-*
Narrator: Sorry about all the changes in style... the writer got bored with the
colons for now. On with the Show!

Ryoko appeared in the locker room... fully prepped for battle and rushed towards
the light beyond.

"Did you not hear the announcement? Oh... you must have just arrived from the
swimmeet... you and that girl over there. Grab your fans and show us the routine
you practiced. Don't give me that puzzled look young lady! Get your butt in
gear! Show us your cheerleading routine!!" The burly American coach bellowed.

"Alright... Here I go!" Ryoko went into a routine suitable -barely- for a sports
medium. The Football Team's eyes watered... the other Tryout girls glowered, and
the actual Cheerleaders just exchanged comments on her style... mostly
derogatory...

"Yay TEAM!!!" Ryoko backflipped tumbling 2 whole times and landed in a split,
"Tada!"

Only the coach's glare kept half the team from rushing over for her telephone
number. "Alright... now you missy."

"I shall perform for you with ribbon... like I did for my Olympic tryouts," A
Silver pole with a black streamer appeared -to the trained eye from a
dimensional pocket. Everyone glowered at her for her Olympic-ness... though the
guys quickly changed their minds.

As she performed Usagi commented,"Did you see that, Rei? That was dimensional...
she's gotta be the one from the Negaverse."

"Keep your voice down! And I think it's the other new girl... That is NOT
spandex."

"Hey you are right... and her eyes... so wierd."

*-*-*-*

"Just then the twirling strumpet..."

"Her fashion sense that bad?" Margo inquired.

"Indeed."

"Sorry to interrupt... please continue."

*-*-*-*

The girl with the black and silver ribbon then tossed it towards one of the boys
in the football team... and he vanished. One of the Cheerleaders then
bellowed,"You stole MY target you floosy!" and dropped her disguise! She was the
Negaverse spy.

"I'm sorry... as recompense... DIE!" screamed the strumpet and her ribbon leapt
over and cut the Negaverse spy in half. then vanished... taking the body...
meanwhile the strumpet had vanished.

"Damnit!" cried Ryoko and dimensionally shifted.

Narrator: More backfill :)

"Oh pooh! I thought the wierd eyed girl was evil!"

"Maybe she was and there's just a big 'Evil Vs Evil vs Evil' convention going
on?"

The Coach then bellowed,"Stibbons is dead or something! YES!!! Thank you missy!
Boy did I hate that kid... couldn't play to save the world. YES!!! MY DESPARATE
PRAYERS ANSWERED!!!!!"

Everyone face faulted.

Narrator: There ya go... now we proceed to Ryoko trying to ask Ranma a
question...

"Hey... *ducks* I'm only *ducks* trying to ask if *ducks* *blocks and tosses him
accross the room* ANY ONE ODD HAS BEEN THROUGH!!!"

"Hi there... my name is Kasumi Tendo and the only such report that can be given
is that there was a girl in the furo with Akane earlier."

Waving hands in warding frantically,"Not in that way of course!!"

Ryoko nods,"Of course... no one else?"

Kasumi shakes her head.

"Damn... sorry about the mess... gotta go."

\Shift\

"Whoa... looks like someone got their butts kicked here... but no Tenchi... no
strumpet... not fake Aeka's... Last stop," and Ryoko teleported to the shop.

"Lace!" The strumpet said and then shifted out of her disguise.

"Velvet!" Said an equally strumpety girl... not disguised.

"Sheer *kiss*" said a third girl appearing out of nowhere with some blond boy on
a leash with glasses... and a model airplane of some kind in his hands...
clutched protectively.

"Thread!" and the girl who looked like Aeka appeared... flinging the bundled
Tenchi at the blond kid who both tumbled into the shop... which then winked out
of existence...

"Damnit! Why did you 4 have to be evil? I liked that shop..."

"Tough beans, Ryoko. This outpost... has served it's purpose... we now have
collected the power Lossoth needs to force a breech out of his blockcaded area
of hell. Determination!" Thread paused.

"Greed!" continued Lace

"and Desire!" finished Sheer.

Velvet then took up the torch," 3 parts of the same whole... a Determined man
desires a thing and that in turn is a form of greed... a Greedy man is
determined in his desire of things... and One who desires greedily determines
the best path to his object of need."

"And a sane person would call you cornballs," Ryoko added," Now give me back my
Tenchi!"

As one," No... ta-ta!" \pawf\ is the sound of their exit.

*-*-*-*

"Ryoko then yelled out for her Tenchi... as she is want to do... crazy kid,"
Washu smiles.


The room grew quiet. The only sound anyone could hear was the grinding of
Eldrick's teeth. A beep sounded from Konei's wrist,"Hey... Ryo-ohki finally got
clearance from Macross Sector to pass through and is headed towards the Macross
Portal."

Mindlessly Eldrick stood... his armor appearing his cape fluttering once on an
unfelt wind. "Let us greet them... and then let us be off. Tenchi must be
rescued. Lossoth will pay for bothering my friends."

Ryo-ohki was just passing in via the entry portal when he had opened the door...
a thought filled the air with the chirpings of birds... and indeed a few birds
flee in the seemingly endless skies... just a little illusion to break the bleak
monotony of the verdant plain. Closer inspection would lead one to see little
more than colored air... and sounds somehow emanating from it. To say it
required no concentration... would be a lie... but all of it was subsurface
thought at the moment. Even the dock that slowly materialized didn't take
alot... and fortunately Ryo-ohki noticed it or it would be for naught as the
wood panels seemingly alive leapt accros the air.

Narrator: And all this was of course, was just something to keep him from
breaking something. You don't just let a bastard like Lossoth live... but you
can't just kill the fatherless goat either. You have to render him powerless...
something woefully difficult to task oneself with... and the 8th side of
impossible... well improbable but whatever.

Narrator: But that's not important... yet MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *gun cocks* I'm cool...
let's all just chilllll....

"I greet thee all and welcome thee to my pocket realm. I am honored by thy
presence."

"Oh Eldrick you can stop... my father is not here," Masato chuckled.

"Well I can still be honored can't I?"

Misaki giggled,"Are you going to say some flirtatious or flattering lines to us,
Eldrick?"

"Words cannot express what the eyes see and the heart knows. As the mouth is
often hanging open when in the presence of such beauty as yourself and Lady
Funaho," Eldrick bowed low.

Funaho smiled," You are too kind."

Misaki smiled, and rushed forward. Eldrick could soon not breath if it wasn't
for the armor. "You'll practice and be much better at that next time right?"

"Of course Lady Misaki... anything for a Lady of thy noble bearing."

She released him,"Hey! Who are all the girls? Last time we visited you were
alone."

Ardice smiled and curtseyed," Greetings Ladies Misaki and Funaho, and Lord
Masato, I am Ardice... these are my sisters. Haris, Margo, Charhon, Konei, and
Astrala."

As one the girls curtseyed," We are honored."

D1: Wow... very good... I'm impressed.
D2: Oh hush... we practiced.

Masato noticed,"My don't some of them seem familiar."

Washu piped up from the house,"I see someone didn't read my report."

Masato sweatdrops," Well I got busy. It shouldn't happen again Washu." He turned
around," Girls come out... we aren't leaving in Ryo-ohki. Fuming in there ready
to kill isn't very lady like."

"That's what I tried to tell them, but they are figghting over who gets to kill
Thread or whatever her name was."

Eldrick threw his voice... well,"Come out or we'll leave without you."

"Lady Funaho, Lady Misaki, I trust you shall remain here during this situation
since Lossoth can't strike my house?"

Muted Grumbling and running could be heard from inside Ryo-ohki. Sasami breathed
a sigh of relief.

Funaho noded," If that is alright."

"Of course it is," Eldrick smiled and then said a bit louder," Greetings Lady
Aeka, Lady Ryoko, Lady Sasami. I am pleased to welcome you to my domain."

Sasami decended the steps and bowed,"I only wish we didn't have to put you out
like this."

Aeka composed herself and decended the stairs stumbling at the bottom,"Greetings
Eldrick. You are well I trust?"

"Save for the worry over everyone's safety and the strong inclination to pound
Lossoth's head into paste... I am doing well," he smiled. "Oh by the way
Ryo-ohki... there are carrots on the helipad," He said adjusting the air to
carry.

"Miya!!!!" Spaceship became toddler which stumbling became a cabbit and hopped
off to her carrots.

"Lady Ryoko... you are going to come donw here yes?"

"I'm on my way..."

"I was worried your dress was caught on some snag I errantly put in the dock."

"Sorry... was just enjoying the thought of turning his head into paste myself."

"I completely understand."

"I think she just likes making everyone wait on her," Aeka commented.

Ami stepped out of the doorway,"Tea and cakes are ready for any interested," she
said pulling an apron off and chucking it into a dimensional pocket.

"Ah there you are Ami! Keeping Eldrick out of trouble are you? I am right and
you are Ami Kintaro correct?"

"You are right Lady Misaki... I couldn't tear away or I would have greeted you
properly. Hope should have the table set by now."

"All set," was heard from within.

"If you will all follow me," Ami said as she lead almost everybody away.

Ryoko stopped in front of Eldrick,"Now that the dignitaries are inside... who's
going with you?"

Aeka muttered something but kept right on going.

"What was that huh?" Ryoko half turned.

"She knows it won't be her. She called you lucky. I wouldn't accept your offer
except that Haris is already injured from something we now know is related...
she had a run in with Velvet in Macross Sector. We all considered it nothing
until Washu showed up. Haris is much like you... determined to help... but able
to hide when she really shouldn't be well. She and hope will be doing relay work
between here and Jurai Space."

"And the rest?"

"Ami is coming with us. Washu is going to be communications... Konei is getting
more data in the dimensions that were bothered by the sisters. Astrala is going
to help Washu by being a direct relay and map for us when needed. Margo is
coming along, and Ardice is public Relations. Charhon is backup if we need her.
Acceptable?"

"Should we bring Ryo-ohki along?"

"I'd hate to decide for her..."

"MIYA! Miya Miya mi-ya!"

Ryoko shrugged," She wants to come along... Can't use Gerard anyway... he'll
probably be the only one willing to talk to Azusa when he gets here. I thought
he was bad when he just wanted Tenchi beaten and humiliated... but now 'I want
my Aeka happy.' So when do we leave Blueboy?"

"Immediately Lady Ryoko. Immediately. Konei found a dimensional hole... we are
going to widen that... and then it's back to my first home for all of us."

"Gate opening!" came from Washu through the ear pieces everyone put in. "It'll
be right to Konei and Konei will widen the hole for you. Good luck."

Narrator: The portal was like any other purplish and hazy outline with the
picture of another place... but it seemed all the more dangerous today. In the
space between the dimensions Eldrick was sure he heard,"Soon you too shall be
mine. You will be mine Eldrick Tobin!"


The pavement on the plane where the Erotic Boutique was, had an eerieness about
it greater than even the grassy expanse originally was before Eldrick made it
his home. The cement so smooth that buckey balls would slide off of it the mind
would think. Konei stood just yards away staring at a point and chanting... or
maybe just begging it to not vanish or something.

"I'd acknowledge that you were there better than just by talking to the wind but
I gotta hold this hole open. Of course now that you are here I can open it.
Margo can you assist?"

"Glad to sister."

They concentrated and wove with their hands and wingtips and wing claws...

"Passing the burden to you Konei... you got it?"

"Yep... and then I pass it to Hope's Staff right?"

"If you brought it yes."

"Hope made sure I had it with me... and here it is... Pass now," she visibly
took the force... and attached it to the staff... then drove the staff into the
ground. "There. I'll remain here to be a link in the relay to you. Hope you find
everybody nice and safe."

Eldrick looked over his group. Ryoko, Margo, Ami, and Himself... surely they
could do this deed. "Let's Dance!" [No they didn't start breakdancing -Zin]

Narrator: Hey Zin... get out fo the way you speedbump!

[Make me -Zin]

Ego: Cool it... my part is coming up... you will not botch my role!!!

Narrator: Sorry.

[Sorry -Zin]


MEANWHILE at Lossoth's Palace...

"My lord... I will kill him for you... please... he has perverted from your
glorious path all they other warriors. I remain... and I remain loyal... I beg
of you."

"Ah it does feel good to be begged of... you may go... just try not to damage
things too much... I'm only leasing this section still... got 666 more payments
to go you know. Well go my Agent Orange... go and slay."

"Thy will be done my mispronouncing Lord of Flame."

ELSEWHERE.

"Why does Hell stink so bad?"

"Lady Ryoko this section is over the Pits of Putrification... where all the
feces in the Known Dimensional Steps ends up after any and all purification.
It's why Lossoth's rent is so cheap."

"This is nothing Ryoko... there are worse smelling places than this. Trust me."

"I'll take your word for it."

"Sentries ahead... two... facing away. Moving Ahead," And Eldrick slid forward
and cut the air twice. Two bodies fell ... writhing... but not dead. Ami came up
and put them into coma's with a spell.

Margo explained to Ryoko that if they had been killed... then Lossoth would
Flood the area with guards and other types of demons...

"I'll keep that under advisement."

Forward they moved silencing guards on the way... until they came to one of the
many mess halls Lossoth kept to keep his "Army" happy. Margo undid her robe...
reveling a Belly Dancer's Outfit. "Everyone try to sneak around to the North
Side... and try not to watch me dance... or the men's reactions. It's going to
get ugly."

And Margo spun and swirled her hips... trusting this way and that... jangling...
finger symbols clanging.

"OPAH!" she cried and jingled her way to the stage in the middle... the girls
already engaged in erotic dance cleared happy for the break...

"In the caravans we have a saying... if you can't keep the beat of the dancing
girl you shouldn't even think about her. Clap the table or clap your hands...
Here we go... OPAH!" And Margo began dancing. She set the clap pace with her
symbols as she writhed to an unheard beat. Wrapping her arms about herself she
began undulating her stomach... lines of bells ringing with a shk shk shk.
Eldrick pried his eyes away as he felt her true spell start.

"Let's move... she has their complete attention."

"And you know this how?"

"I was the victim of it just this morning. The hornier they get the more violent
things will get as they fight and fall upon each other."

"But they are guys... all of them."

Eldrick gave her a flat look.

"Ick... let's hurry then."

"Glad it's you here Ryoko," Ami said as she plied her way forward.

"Why's that Ami?"

"Haris would want to stay to see the outcome."

"She had a really different upbringing then... wow."

"All the Demonettes were raised by Lossoth... to be his sex slaves. He grew
bored of them and when he sent them into a deathtrap... they joined up rather
than ... well... become stains on the garage floor."

"They aren't used to male human pheromonal oders... and Eldrick is as bad as
Tenchi for nosebleeds and such."

"I wondered why Washu always came out for a giggle when Eldrick came over to
study... I figured he was botching things up..."

"Nope... your mother does to Eldrick what she does to Tenchi. Of course Tenchi
can see through it..."

The Girls laughed. Eldrick grumbled.


MEANWHILE

"Lady of Depression... I bring news to thee... Eldrick is in Hell."

She awoke with a start... she was wondering why her dreams had turned so...
wet... "Where in Hell?"

"He is after Lossoth Bright Lady."

"Good work Agent Orang, I'm so glad you are on my payroll as well as
Lossoth's," She ran a finger along his nose... as it slowly bled just a little.
"Oh look all hot and bothered... soon my pet... soon I will take you... but not
yet... I must make Eldrick mine again. That my sister has him regularly and that
fiction gets him even more than that offends me. We shall not even get to the
demonettes."

"Of course we shall not Bright Lady."

"I Joy, Lady of Depression... shall hvae Eldrick... dear Eldrick... for myself
and only me once again. Come Orang you must help me dress for battle... I feel
Ami is near him. I'll not lose to her like I did last Week again... I have
rested now... and my strength is twice what it was before."

"You will crush her like a steamroller crushes and ant, Bright Lady."

"Of course. Now go... keep them company... I can manage the rest myself. Besides
your hands are all clammy."

"Of... Of course Bright Lady." Orang dematerializes.

"A pity I put all that work into Orang now that Eldrick is in my grasp again!"
She laughed long and hard as she slid her long boots on and attached her garter
belt to them... she adjusted her bustir and picked up her riding crop.

ELSEWHERE

"That... was something i could have spent a lifetime NOT seeing," Ryoko remarked
as she stepped forward careful to not slip.

"I told you to hurry and not pay any attention. Not my fault you had to see the
final effect of my spell," Margo said as she delicately stepped over two guards
enjoying each other's company. "Gotta admit... I have quite and effect on men."

"You'll have to teach me that one day Margo."

Eldrick shot a look at Ami in shock.

"I'm teasing you Eldrick. Althought you and Gerard would look so cu... sorry."

Eldrick shivered. Margo and Ami giggled. Ryoko shook her head... though she did
put some thought into learning it herself... to make Tenchi hers...

"Stop right there heathens. You don't belong in these depths... and I'll not
have you sullying the place," And a man in a NEON! Orange outfit stepped out of
an alcove in the wall.

"And I thought your voice was loud. Do you have to plug that in at night... or
does it just need a light bulb?"

"Neither I, dog, or this sword need to plug in at night Windbag!"

"Don't they teach ANY manners in Hell?"

"I'm evil... I have no need of manners."

The Swords Grimwick and Windfang met in a cling the gods never intended to hear.
Slash met counter met block thrust met dodge...

"You wield Grimwick well... tell me how you found it... when I forged Windfang I
hid that away. I told noone where I'd kept it. So how did you find it?"

"Why I'm shocked you don't recognize me you miserable vomitous mass. Well guess
you loathsome self hating prick feast!"

"You three go... I'll be along when I can... else I'll break off when you return
with the missing."

Ami saw the match in fighting styles... and nodding todl the others to follow
her.

"Hey Ami how can you leave him in there with that freakshow?"

"They are part of the same whole... they must resolve the conflict... or be
sundered forevermore. They are sundered as it is..."

"That... that was... By Lucifer's Beard... it can't be!"

"Who... wha?"

"I'll explain later Ryoko. Let's concentrate on Tenchi and the missing boys."

"Okay... right."


MEANWHILE a few yards behind the vanishing girls...

"Why must we fight?"

"I will kill you... she favors you still... so I must kill you to gain it for
me! She will be mine!!!"

"My My... I think he means me... I'm so flattered... but easy now my Agent
Orang. There is plenty of me for both of you."

"Is there enough Eldrick for me too?" Lossoth appeared," I've wanted to pay him
back for some time."

"You can't have him Lossoth he's mine!"

"Ah but We both share Orange. we can share Eldrick... I'll give the scraps to
you... just like I did with Orange."

"My name is Orang you cur! How dare you speak to the Lady of Depression that
way?"

"Because soon she can have this area... as it will be consumed to get me to my
real home... the Known Dimensional Steps. Hell is so frightfully boring once you
look at all the hate on Usenet... ripe for the picking... and Eldrick is part of
my plan to return to reap that bounty. So hand him over, Joy."

"Never... Orang! Attack!"

"HA!" The neon warrior slams into the back wall... black oozing from around the
chest plates...

"Bastard... You'll... pay... for that... Grim Fire Strike!... Exit Wound!"

Eldrick took the chance while Lossoth was painfully pinned to the wall. "Wind of
Silver Cuts... Laceration Storm!"

Blood oozed all over Lossoth's body... it looked like they had won. Joy worried
checked Orang for damage.

Hehehehehehe! Fools! -resounded a voice from all around- You only sealed your
fate!

Lossoth's head rose and spoke in the smae voice,"Fire consumes Air... making Ash
which is Earth... Earth loses hidden Water making rivers due to Air's cooling...
Water due to heat from Fire rises up... making Air... And by this... return...
return Elements of Creation!" with a blinding flash a ball of white appears in
Lossoth's hand,"Foolish... to both attack without retrieving your blades...
foolish... Begone all of you... Begone... JOY!"

"No never!" Orang leaps up and his armor explodes the force knocking Joy
against the back wall... bloodied from many wounds.

"Now what will you do... 'Windboy'. Where'd THAT sword come from? Oh... I'm
shaking... help he's goign to stab me with a sharpened carrot stick!"

"Die DEFILER!!!" Eldrick runs him through... pulling the blade out violently.

"What... how... this actually... hurts... of course it won't Kill me but I'm
curious... what was that?"

"A Carrot sword..."

"I don't understand."

"Water hurts fire... carrots are taproots." Eldrick quietly walsk over to Joy
while Lossoth spits invective.

"Are you alright?"

"I've been beter... I'll... I'll take him home for you... you go on... Ami
probably needs you."

"Right... Windfang... come." At the order the sword wrenched itself free of the
spell. "Take Grimwick... he's yours... Thank you for the help with Lossoth."

"Thank you... Eldrick," he heads down the tunnel. "Wait... we... were never
meant to be right?"

"No... no we weren't. I am wrong fro you... as you are wrong for me. I fear
we'll never come to terms with that... but I accept that."

"Good. Cause I'll make you mine again one day."

"Don't hold your breath."

They parted company then both laughing to themselves.

Narrator: Gotta love that backfill

---`-,{@

"No hard feeling Joy? Help me stop them from sealing me deeper."

"No Lossoth... no. You dig yourself deeper of your own accord... none of it is
my fault."

"You can have Eldrick when I win."

"Your grudge runs too deep... we'll just repeat this scene over and over again.
History may repeat itself... but one shouldn't speed that up... Buy Lossoth...
my rent will be paid in full... I'm clearing out. I'll send you shower vids to
wank to alright?"

"YAY!"

"So easy to please." \Pawf\ is the sound of her exit.

ELSEWHERE...

"Damn they fight good... and that Damned Sheer... wandering around without an
attacker and healing everyone... You'd think she wanted this battle to last
forever..." Margo said while she caught her breath in her fight with Velvet.

"Less talk more action!" Cried Ryoko as she let another volley blast into Thread
only to be healed away... along with her own wounds by Sheer... who was
obviously crazy in some way to heal BOTH sides...

Ami had no time to talk as she and Lace continued the tug of war...

Eldrick flew up the steps... coming in on the scene of women locked in combat
with other women...

"Now I have a new man to play with... the other was no fun... far too easy... my
little strategist."

"The game is up... Grimwick and Windfang are no longer part of the equation...
so surrened thy prisioners or taste my blade."

"My what a filthy comeon... I hope you've bathed... hate to have to brush
afterwards to get armor grit out of my teeth."

"I wouldn't fuck you if you begged, and I certainly wouldn't give you the honor
of sucking me off... much to special a thing to waste on the likes of you."

"That's no way to talk to my... " Velvet gets tripped and sees two sharp pointy
wingclaws aimed at her eyes.

"Shut up or you become 'See no evil'" Margo cries triumphantly.

Ami let's out a fierce cry as Lace is distracted and leaps over her and twists
the tethers gripping her staff... neatly wrapping Lace up in her own weapons...
while Thread without Sheer casting healing spells on her gets knocked down and a
light sword placed at her throat.

"Just you and me you armored stud... why don't we call it a draw... I'll put
bubbles in too..."

"Why don't we just get a bar of soap and wash your mouth out."

"My smooth blade will cut you to ribbons!"

"Certainly sharper than your wit."

Sheer charges cutting horizontally... Through is armor on his arms... as he
seems to only draw and place the blade back.

"You lose."

"But I cut you and you didn't harm me at all!"

"My windfang cuts 5 feet before I draw the blade when I ask it nicely..."

"Oh I'm shaking... so you've seen Kabuto... so?" and then she found out as the
cloth buckle holding her belt closed slides in half... as do the other girls.

"My... my powers!!! You cheat... Someone told you! Someone told!!!"

"Come now... you are all in GAUDY gold lamee outfits... with belts... belts that
match the type of fabrics you represent... I've seen an episode or 2 of Sailor
Moon... I'm not a complete idiot you know. So I figured Windfang cuts those and
poof... No run along home... before I get angry again..."

"Better idea!" Ami draws a cube with her staff.

"Greatings Deputy Ami Kintaro... haven't seen you in... days."

"Got a whole 4 crazy evil girls for the prison in one go... can you send an
envoy to hell to pick them up, Inquisitor Darhm?"

"Should be there within the minute... they are in hazard suits... so be out by
that time... Ami... Ami?"

Narrator: Ami had already left in a portal to the entrance they'd come in via.
And was stepping through that to the Erotique Boutique's former address by the
third 'Ami' out of his lips... and Home in time to see Azusa arriving via
Washu's entry portal.

The Heaven's shook as a welcome back from Hell party commensed... and it wasn't
like there wasn't enough room for the party either... as it was an outdoor
picnic.


In the morning, Hope was the first to stir. The night before had had her
drinking and laughing with everyone else. Now everything was in a rush to be one
with the septic system.

That catastrophe averted she showered and considered the night's events... Azusa
getting drunk on... ONE count'em ONE glass of warm saki... The Hug Brigade of
Mihoshi, Misaki and Konei... blasted out of their minds and hugging everyone as
if breathing was a bad thing... the 48 hour blush Funaho had when she realized
she'd drank one bottle too many... Ryoko... Aeka Queen of Tactlessness High lady
of the Saki Bottle, boy did she get up close and personal... Actually wished she
had a house full of men like Eldrick had a house full of women... Poor Tenchi...
demanded of to pick a girl right that minute... fortunately for him he had the
Azusa Gene and passed right out when he actually DID have a serving of the ol'
rice wine... Ah the saki was good... Sasami and Astrala giggling like
schoolgirls over everyone's drunkenness... talking about what they like in
guys... that was cute... kawaii *scrub* kawaii *scrub* kawaii... And let's not
forget the Nobuyuki and Yosho... err Masato... whatever... kareoke... that was a
blast...

"Boy... did Washu have alot to drink last night or what?" she asked the
showerhead. "She must have been drinking Eldrick's share... not that he wanted
any. Stoic Stoic Stoic... so admirable... dirty mind mental eyes out of his
crotch! Although... if he had drank anything he'd have had to have slipped
away... to be with one of us..." She went back to thinking... Too bad Haris
passed out and had to be taken upstairs... She really should have told us about
her rib damage... Demons just don't fight demons and walk away and heal... of
course if Charhon had been at the party longer... she probably would have...
well we all know what a closet perv she is... she probably would have been on a
table dancing! You just can't fan dance... plastered. *Hope giggled at the
thought*... *she sobered up* Poor Gerard... once the Saki hit the table he hit
the security booth... bolted himself in it seems... Washu said when she looked
through the peephole she saw him diligently watching the outside cameras for
trouble... Eldrick and Ami would have had to do any fight alone... I couldn't
have even lifted a finger I was so wasted... Thankfully Washu had those little
pills to stave off hangovers for those who get them... Thank you Washu.

"Ah... refreshing!" She dried off and then wrapped a fresh towel around herself
and walked back into the bedroom.


Eldrick lifted his head to look over Ami's thigh. Ami looked down then over at
Hope.

"If I am interrupting..."

"It's alright. You can watch or something if you like..."

Ami smiled,"Pick or something," she said as she patted the bed,"The entire time
you were in there he's been at me... and I'm so worried he'll get Blue Balls or
something..."

Hope sighed,"And I need it too... I'm such a sexaholic... *she giggled*" She
slipped in between them leaving her towel on the floor,"Hey someone has morning
breath... Eldrick... did you brush? *she cackled as he swatted her behind*"

"It was like that when I got there," he grinned.

"Oh yeah? Squeeze it off Hope when he gets in there," Ami teased.

Eldrick thrust and Hope licked as Ami ran her hands through Hope's hair.... all
in unison... like one being... one soul... thrust lick massage...

"Um... ah... oh... yes... yes.... ahhhh! Huh?" said Ami as the Hallway door
opened.

"Eldrick I was wondering if we could... oh!" Astrala stopped mid sentence and
dropped her blanket as her hand started trailing...

Hope came explosively, and could do little more than roll to an unoccupied part
of the bed. "Join... us... won't you... Astrala..." Hope managed between
convulsions as Ami lent her fingers to maintaining Hope's multiple orgasm.

"Can I be where Hope was?" The eager Astrala begged," Eldrick's never... I mean
um..."

"No problem," Eldrick said.

"YES! Finally! Real sex not just anal! YAY!" She thrust her fist into the air in
victory.

"Are you gonna cheer all day?" Ami giggled.

Astrala blushed and then ran in to take her position,"Is this going to hurt
Miss... A... mi... oh... ah... mmmm..." Astrala bit her lip to avoid screaming
out in rapture... then seeing Ami spread before her motioned for her to slide
down mumbling something about being talented. Ami obliged and her eyes bugged
out as she cooed... Astrala had shifted her tongue's shape and texture. It now
snaked narrow and deep... and forked? Ami didn't care one bit... it was
wonderful...

Eldrick came hard... as did Ami finally... and Hope again with all the caresses
she was getting from Ami and Astrala... and Just as Astrala was about to the
rough and tumble in the security booth... battered the door down and Konei and
Gerard rolled into the room.

"Ouch..."

"I didn't know I was being so rough Konei... I'm sorry."

"Alright you... two... join us or abstain for 4 weeks... the purchase orders for
that room are nightmares..."

"Oh we'll join then... you set him off."

"Konei... you attacked me!"

"Shhh... just join... US!... ah..." Hope said as she came... again.

Konei Stood up off the floor and bent over onto the bed... sliding up to wet her
whistle in Hope's moist folds. Gerard took a speed cue from Eldrick, and began
thrusting like a madman as Astrala's delayed orgasm shook the bed as she beat
her wings against her back. Hope's panting mouth was met by Ami's tongue as her
hand brought her face in range.

At some point Haris had entered and was sitting on Hope's face... and Charhon
was soon after licking the sweat off of Eldrick as her hands rubbed over every
inch of him... Margo pissed that Eldrick was late for her appointment in the
Training room was soon laying on Hope playing with Konei's tongue in Hope's
pleasant valley as Haris turned and leaned forward to pleasure her sister.

Everyone heard as Ardice came in the doorway... unable to enter the room until
she'd cleared her thoughts with her hand. And then she was in the fray under
Charhon's face... who was now being pleasured by Eldrick's hand... and Ardice
herself being pleasured by Ami's hand.


The better part of the day had been burned by Joy simply watching the scene from
the corner of the room... invisible to even sixth senses...

All she wanted to do was either Kill him... or probe him with her riding crop
like she used to... not that he remembered the days she treasured most... for
she had stolen his memories of them to make hers more vivid... Like the day his
final solo experiment with the super fuel had failed...

@ [ <-=--- That's a Timewarp/flashback icon -Zin]

"No... NOT AGAIN!!! Damnit computer I don't care if it is down to .0001 percent
pollutants in the exhaust! It needs to make pure damn air!!" Eldrick then
punched in his fourth monitor that week.

"I'll never get this perfect... never!" He pounded his head into the keyboard.

|There now... where's the man I love hiding... are you trying to break him out
of the keyboard with your head? I don't think he's in there.|

"Hi Joy... I don't feel much like company right now... sorry."

"Tough beans," she said as she materialized... Tall... bouncy and panty-less ash
she always was when she planned to visit him,"You see my riding crop misses that
lovely ass of yours my round little boy... and valley longs for those talented
fingers... and you know what my mouth wants."

"But..."

"SILENCE WORM!" She punctuated with a robe slicing crack of her riding crop
across his back,"I will tell you what to say and when to say it!"

"Ye-ouch! Time out! I don't feel like this!!"

"Tough Beans," she cracked him across the shoulders shredding his robe with 3
swift cracks... the last of which clanging on metal.

"Don't make me hurt you..." he turned back to look at her the headband gleaming
in metal not cloth like it is when he's expecting to fight... this time he was
preparing to kill.

"Mustn't get blood on the CPU! *she warped them to the Training room* Here...
you can try to kill me here Warrior of the Frustration Clan... with your Bread
Knife or Air... but I might just kill you with one stroke... I grow bored of
your laughable desire for combat when sex is SOOOO much more interesting...
don't you think?" She baited him playing with her breasts like he wasn't even
there.

"DIE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!" His armor went black... a helmet appeared over his head
horns swept back and down growing out of the armor... and he grabbed his sword
out of nothing. "Lightning hear me... Death Arc!"

The sword filled with power lunged forward... but in one stroke of her riding
crop it was embedded in the wall and she was on her knees before him clawing
open his armor like a Cracker Jack box... she inhaled the prize inside. Blows
rained down on her... deflected by her personal shield as she slid it in and out
of her mouth... smacking her lips in hunger she waited for the manna to course
down her throat. His blows became weaker... as she sucked the frustration out of
him with his seed. Soon his hands stopped their flailing as his knees buckled
and his armor vanished like dust in a strong wind. She shifted so his fingers
could reach her... he hadn't earned the right to taste her... but he'd earn it
soon... even if she had to stay here for weeks... Months if need be... fun
months...

She came and stood up... as she rendered him unconscious with a light touch on
his forehead. She then setup her "Gymnasium". Weapon racks, soon held probes of
every kind... some so alien they probably weren't even fun to the victim...
Coils of fibrous ropes of all kinds... all strengths... Restraints from A to Z.

Then she bound him up on her scaffolding... Legs tied to arms tied to a bar that
the legs were hooked over placing his manliness at mouth level for her
6'5"/77inch/195.58cm height. She climbed a stepladder and tied his arms to the
Punching bag hook on the ceiling. Pulling out a narrow gauge she tied his
forearms together... on the familiar scar.

"Ah my little reminders are still here..." She leaned forward and licked the
scars... already blood flowing from them since they hadn't healed from last
week's fiery escapades. "No fire this session... though the smell of burning
flesh is just so," she was so caught up she touched herself.

Mock blushing she went back to binding him... choosing a thick hemp the wrap
around the forearm loop trailing it down his spine and placing the sweat ball to
hold the rope in place she wrapped his chest and tied it like a little cute bow
in the back... she then attached the wires to the sweat ball and clipped the
electrodes to his nipples. "A little electricity never hurt anyone right doll?"
He of course was still ensorceled and didn't respond. She carefully opened his
mouth and put the ball in... wrapping the tied just under his ears.

"Wake up my precious... wake up," she licked his foot as she dropped the spell
on him. He didn't wake instantly... he drifted into rem sleep. "Humph." she
swatted his buns with her crop. He just mumbled and farted. "Hehehehe," she had
an idea and licked the sweat ball, and tightened the rope binding his torso...
burning him as his chest tried to expand for air to scream again.

He blinked and looked around and then down when he realized his... altitude.

"Hi doll... it's fun time. Today I'm not going to stop until you scream out in
orgasm... the wedding march... as if we were getting married." She swatted his
buns till he had big red welts. "Now to make sure I don't get anything on my
toys..." She pulled out "Bertha" her 12 oz. enema needle," Pucker up for the
good stuff."

"Gotta love KY," she added as he screamed... and emptied into her collector...
which she then emptied into his anvil's furnace around the corner... any stink
channeling up and out.

"So nice having a nice hot anvil furnace... it was really handy last week..."
She said pausing once in the middle to lick the pre cum off of his cock.

"Now for the heart of the matter..." she said as she slid her riding crop into
his backside... mouth wrapped soon after around his cock... waiting. Soon his
breathing turned to grunts... and he came,"Oh I love that almost girlish moan
you make... But that was the wrong note... I said The Wedding song as I call it.
Perhaps the ball is making you sound flat. I could remove it... but no biting
your tongue again... I have 400 Phoenix Downs left... and I'd hate to lose
another... because then I put the ball back in your mouth. Shall I remove it?
*he shook his head* Wrong answer!" She licked a dribble from the tip of his cock
and placed it on the sweat ball... the water drained out of it and into the ball
completing the circuit. He screamed as the voltage ran into him... soon the
water burned off.

"She what you made me do you little worm... I had to hurt you... she had to hurt
the worm in bonds... you don't want me to hurt the worm again... do you? *he
shook his head in defeat* Will you not bite your tongue then? *he shook his
head* And will you come for me... and Sing the right note each time you come?
*he nodded* Oh such a good little worm you are. I'll be nice too and remove this
little old sweat ball... shall I remove the clips too? *he shook his head* I
knew you liked them."

6 weeks passed... he didn't know the full song... and each time he failed she
made his start over, but... by the second week she'd had the ropes off... by the
third he was on the ground again... for the 5th and 6th weeks... he was standing
in front of her while she worked on both his ends stroking his fingers through
her hair lovingly as he hummed notes until he came and then he'd switch notes.
He was down to a 2 minute reload.

Then... she let him at her... he had earned the right to lick her to orgasm. And
she came instantly... she hadn't so much as touched herself... and the tension
had built to where she had been on the verge of coming simply from the oral
stimulation. She nearly stopped the circulation to his tongue as her muscles
contracted. Never had she come so hard... so fast... "I love you Eldrick..."

"And I you Joy."

In her happiness at hearing that she made a near fatal mistake. She HOPED... she
hoped they could continued this forever. Her power dropped to an ebb and he
lapsed instantly into a coma. He had been buoyed entirely by her power and now
suddenly his body had a backlog it couldn't account for.

"Eldrick... Eldrick? Eldrick!" She cried into his hair. She teleported them to
his room... and contacting a Apothecary... began the week long IV drip to return
his body to normal. Crushed that she'd nearly killed him... she took the
memories from his mind for her own... lest he attempt to take her for weeks
again... for she would never remember to stop him once aroused... and trusting
his care to the Apothecary she'd left then.

# [ <-=--- Your face as we re-enter the present and you launch into a wall
-Zin]

Eldrick heard a drop of water hit the ground in the corner... he looked over
while Hope came again to his rearward advances. He saw Joy then... and
wordlessly motioned her over with his left arm and made his hand in her favorite
shape. Elated she came over... and her voice soon joined everyone elses' as
everyone came at once.

She removed his hand... and kissed the scar on that forearm... she then stepped
back... and teleported away.

IN THE HALLWAY...

Sasami asked in a whisper,"Did your pill not work and they are having a group
headache?"

"Not exactly," replied Washu.

Sasami's mouth made an 'O'

"You get downstairs and hit the kitchen... they need nutrients..."

"Right! I think I saw some Gatorade in the refrigerator last night," Sasami
called over her shoulder.

"And I'll see if I can get them down there," She walked into the room... took
one look and pulled out her digital recorder to give them a nice holograph of
the moment.

"Eldrick have you guys been at this ALL DAY?" He turned to face Washu then
extracted himself.

"Yep... well nearly... I suppose... actually it's all a blur of moaning and
wailing and thrusting."

"Well I'll take that as a yes... Come on... you are the only one Standing... so
you get to help me get towels on these people."

"Why am I even still able to stand?"

"You don't want to pass out is all... it's all will power... so keep that will
to stand up... up and help me get everyone down to the dining room. Sasami is
going get you people something besides sex in you."

Eldrick nodded and grasped the groping hand of Hope,"It's time to eat. *she
opened her mouth* No... I mean food. *she mumbled something that sounded like
no... I want cock... but the experts are still out on if that is what she said
or not.* Upsie daisy."

She grabbed onto him and reflexively kissed him,"Oops... sorry."

"Quite alright. Now stand up."

"Gotcha," she wobbled but managed to stay upright. Washu arrived with enough
towels to dry everyone off and "clothe" them.

"Is the sex over?" Haris asked as she was dried off.

"Yes Haris it is," Washu cheerily replied.

"That's great mom... I'm hitting the sack then. I think I hit the headboard..."

"Obviously if you think I'm your mother."

"Made ya blink."

"Is everybody drunk on pleasure here but me?"

"Yeppidly depidily do!" Hope announced.

"To the elevator then. I don't think you guys can handle stairs. No more
overindulging like this. Next time I might not be here in the nick of time to
get some vitamins into you. And no making jokes about that."

Charhon chanted,"Washu's horny Washu's horny."

"I am not. Into the Elevator you all... I'm taking the stairs," she said as she
pushed the button for them. She met them downstairs... made sure no one was
attached to anyone else... and then lead them to the dining room where Sasami
had whipped up some Okonomiyaki, and Gatorade... and just enough saki for one
glass each. Everything else was lost to the mists of time after Sasami told them
they could start.

After the meal they thanked Sasami and Washu... and watched them depart... then
fell asleep in the "Light" of the "Setting Sun" on the grass.

                                                                    The End.

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