Hi every body.
Audience: Hi Eldrick!
Tonight I plan to do something truly... bizarre. I'm going to write a new In
the Company of Hope chapter...
Audience: OoooH!
... I'm going to add a think piece to it... at least I plan to right now...
Audience: Ahhh!!
... and maybe... just maybe... bring in some of the "excitement" you all have
come to expect from my depravity...
Audience: Mmmmmm!!!
Alright cut... cut... get the Tentacle Beasts out of the audience chamber... out
with the naughty tentacles and the beasts they are attached to... oh look at
that mess... get me a new audience. This one's all sticky.
Now that I have your attention (sealed in this box I'm holding) we have a
disclaimer... I knwo you haven't seen one in ages... but this one needs a few.
I'm not a real person... I'm a character... My name is Eldrick Tobin and I will
your guide and host for this spectacle. I'm not speaking in quotes right now
becuase well... it isn't entirely necessary. Disgusting as it may be to some of
you... be that as it may... like most fictional characters I'm just a puppet for
a person with mental problems and psychological hangups *cue tooth gleam smile*
But enough about my puppeteer... and me ... because well I'm a self insertion
character. So I'm part of the gratuitous story series you all despise and talk
to your therapists about. That's right... Ami Tales... now known as in the
Company of Hope due to story changes back in Ami Tales 7. But we aren't to get
into that here. After all you read it already.
*cue absolute silence*
*hangs head* Well it was worth the grasp. *tosses microphone away... removes the
smoking jacket and stands before you in his standard boring attire... black
pants... long sleeved blue shirt... and a black cape.*
Hi... you might know me better this way... no stupid tooth gleams... no useless
gameshow host poses... just one of the messed up mass known as humanity. Or at
least the puppet of a human who is... great... I'm rambling.
Anyway within you will see some of the standard ICH fare... as well as Guests
against their will... the Fanboys! from Curse of the Fanboys!
Of course my puppeteer would love to say he's going to ace this portrail of pain
and sorrow in the Fanboys!'s lives... but he's not that good... You've read AT
and ICH... you know what to expect. Gratuitous Nudity on Margo's part, Ego
hording all the ice cream, Hope trying to relax on her vacation, Ami in a
towel...
Ami... This is the final cut... one shot... come on get dressed.
Ami: What? I thought you weren't going to do this tonight.
I changed my mind...
Ami: Then I shall change back into something more appropriate. *she giggles* My
costume is still on the rack here... I'll just be a second. *she drops the towel
and slinks into her dress*
HEY! Get that camera off my Ami Kintaro right now... I'm the only pervert
here!!!
That's better.
Ami K: But I'm dressed already.
*cue sweatdrop* Can someone send this to props... we don't need it just yet.
Ami: Got it... Come here little sweat drop... you're early... just sit right
here... there. *she pats it* I gave it a copy of the script... it won't mess up
now.
Yay. So anyway... my beloved Ami Kintaro... flashing the camera... *she giggles*
Ardice, Astrala, Konei, and Haris.
Haris: Why are you mentioning me last huh?
Well um... I saved the best for last.
Haris: That won't work next time... there won't be a camera next time.
A barely clad woman -think Chocolate and Tira Misu... now subtract clothing: Am
I in time? I felt Eldrick get all depressed and just had to pop over... being my
job and all.
Hi Joy. Join the melee.
Joy: I got the whips and chains...
JUMBLE: WE KNOW!!!
Joy: Oh... well I'll be pouring hot wax over my thighs over there on the
sidelines until I'm needed.
Ahem... Mr Cameraman... focus over here... I don't care if she's hot! You are
being paid to film this event... Fine I'll double it... and yes you can set up a
small camera to record her and her antics.
Joy: I'll set that camera right here... it won't miss anything.
The girl introduced as Konei: Joy... isn't that painful to place the camera
between your breasts?
Joy: Nope.
Konei: Oh... well nevermind then... I was just asking really.
Jumble: Hush!
Konei: Sorry.
Margo: When are we getting to the meat of this? I must get my beauty sleep. My
skin must be perfect for you in the morning.
Margo... where's your costume?
Margo: I prefer the one I was born with. I am so happy I was modeled after
Urd... don't you agree Mr. Cameraman?
Well I guess I better finish my disclaimer... Astrala... be so kind to hold up
these cue cards for the camera.
Astrala: Sure thing Eldrick. Let's see this is the first one... there... ready!
^.^
This --,-'{@ will announce a Fanboys! Section start and this @}'-,-- will
announce an end and return to ICH "continuity" This { announces a semi real life
section (it's closer to IRL than this is at least) and this } the end of a
segment like that.
If you want to skip some more unmeaningful monologue... ==+== marks the start
and end of the story itself.
Now why don't I call this a fanfic... or a revengefic... or a fanfanfic? Because
those are all just titles... and what do you call a revengefic in a fanfic and
both are in entirely different continuities? you callm it a story and save some
mental trauma... that's for the the story itself to incur.
No I will not pay your therapy bills.
{
As some may know I talk about my character reading the news groups and perusing
items and the like. Sometimes fluidly talking about him one minue and me the
next.
During one of these sessions he found the Fanboys! for me and I read them for
us. (Getting Borg flashbacks? I am) And we read them and it was good... but
Where was ChibiUsa.
}
Obligatory Chaos: Hopefully back in her future and out of our hair the little
spore.
{
Chaos ... look up.
}
ObChaos: *looks up in time to see a raspberry the size of a London bus smack
down upon him with righteous wrath... and stuff* Itai...
ObPesti: You are definately doing your OWN laundry... I'll have my own trouble
with mine. You okay Mayhem... oh... I'll get the kettle.
ObMayhem(Newt): Can I please check out of this now?
{
Actually no... you are prisoners... but this is a resort prison... i'll be
beating up stunt doubles from now on
Stunt Doubles: o.0
Or rather Eldrick will... I'll simply be directing things... like a good author
would... or at least trying miserably.
So sit back relax enjoy the company of your favorite senshi... Oh yeah... I
closed the door behind you guys. oh you can remove the duct tape from Carnage's
mouth now.
}
ObCarnage: You kidnap us... and now you are going to do some bizarre MSTing of
our MSTing? What's next you going to grope the senshi in front of us?
Setsuna: Anyone touches me without asking...
Havoc: Puu-chan!
Setsuna: De... oh *she says as Monty Python-esque fingers grab Havoc... and
places him next to the fair Minako-chan... with the Jacket hanging over him like
the pendulum on a clock... tick tock tick tock* Thanks.
{
No Problem... Rei Next to Carnage... Miyu on the other side... Larva... loom.
Pestilence next to Makoto, Chaos other side... Hotaru on his left... between him
and Makoto. Haruka behind Chaos... Michiru in Haruka's lap.
}
Haruka: *coughs into fist*
{
Spoil sport... okay Michiru next to Haruka... Setsuna on the other side of
Haruka... that'll put you directly opposite Havoc. Should keep the drafts away.
Back to the front row... Ami-chan next to Pesti with Mayhem on your left. One
combustion Mayhem and it's flame retardant whip cream spray for you. Enjoy
Ami-chan ^.~
Usagi you're next to Setsuna, with Mamoru to your left... then Naru and Umino
respectively. Umino... give Havoc back his Tama-ecchi. Thank you.[Naru-chan and
Umino will be spared speaking roles... I needed to fill seats]
And last but not least... Front row center left... ChibiChibi, and front row
center right ChibiUsa.
For everyone's sake Anarchy and Tasuki are in the back room behind you next to
the refreshment counter in the soundproof Karaoke room. They can hear but not
participate.
[Yes I drew a diagram... proud of me aren't you... I didn't think so.] Fire up
Wordpad it's time to make something really bizarre. Places everyone... lights...
keyboard... action!!
==+==
His eyes almost bled... how could they do that... rescue or no rescue... how
COULD they do that. .o0(Aren't they human? They wouldn't like having that happen
to them.)0o. Then it hit him... he could do it to them. He could pay them back
for how they treated her. He could have revenge in her name.
The Setup.
He called in a favor in email... Eldrick was never good at patience... but he
would be for this. He paced in front of the console pushing his chair in... he
was eager to get underway... his patience hadn't lasted a minute. "Come on
Fuji... answer my email... ANSWER IT! ANSWER NOW OR I'LL NEVER AGREE TO HAVE A
ROLE IN Clones of Our Lives AG-" the email bot came back with his responce.
"YAY! *he hopped about like a four year old... or Toddler Ryo-ohki tagging along
behind Sasami in Tenchi Muyo: Ryo-ohki episode 13 [Go watch it it's silly...
NOW! *some time later* Silly right? Good.]* They don't need it for a whole
day... more than enough time... oh it's an attachment!"
Sure enough a large device plopped out of subspace by the console. Eldrick
grabbed it with glee and ran down the stairs to another device. In a flailing
wind of arms and machine parts... the 2 machines were joined... and linked into
the computer system for the house.
A presense loomed,"Hey where'd you put the ice cream maker? Oh you didn't...
someone's been practicing I'm a mad genius again... So what's this mess do...
{
Ego: I hate contractual obligations.
}
"Well you see... the holo-scripter... and the vr world generator have been
linked to form a device that can mimic continuities and write the results... you
basically set it like a VCR," Eldrick finished for the baffled disembodied Ego
of his with it's visibility impaired self.
"Can it also make Ice Cream?"
"Why not just order some from the online store?"
"I feel like roughing it."
Someone stormed up the steps with a ladel," More like rough up my kitchen. The
materials for my okonomiyaki are dancing on the counter tops. it's almost as bad
as one of Margo... I mean Urd's spells."
Ego sighed,"How else can I do physical labor than magic, Astrala?"
Astrala told the air,"You could ask for help."
"ME! An Ego... need help from a Parasite?! Never... you Physicals can go take a
leap... I'll kill the spell and order online instead... faster than using the
ice cream maker anyway." The presence known as Ego... left up the stairs... for
to go through the floor would do nasty things due to the subspace fields in
place all over the 4 story domestic unit.
A beautiful woman... you'd think it was Urd at first glance comes down the
stairs... clad in nothing.
{
Fanboys: SUGOI!
Senshi: Ahem.
Fanboys: o.0;;
}
"What's all the commotion... Ego just passed me on the deck by the pool... I was
enjoying a nice beauty nap when I heard him do his ice cream scream and zoom
passed me for the heliport. I assume he's been online again?"
"Yep. Maybe a minute ago he ordered MORE ice cream. Typical neh, Margo?"
"Of course. He's a glutton for ice cream... I have other tastes."
"NO SEXUAL ADVANCES TODAY... I'm working on the power of vengence today."
"So you want to spank me for walking around naked again? Be gentle."
Eldrick steps back making warding gestures,"No not that at all... I'm getting
even with some fell otaku."
"With a subspace Ice Cream maker?"
*face faults into a wall at sublight speed* "Ow... no... *pulls himself off of
the wall with a popping sound as he UN-sd's* it's not an Ice Cream maker... even
though that IS a component... not I made the holoscripter part of the vr world
generator..."
Astrala gasped,"That thing Fuji-san said you made for his fanfic series?!? Isn't
that still broken?"
"Well I fixed it... and can unfix it later if need be for his plot continuity.
And speaking of continuities... this can break the continuity barrier and give
me a simulated world of another world."
"Like what it was supposed to do before?," a gorgeous dark redhead said stepping
out of the stairwell.
"My dear Ami... It's fixed now... it won't send me there... but all the rules
normally applying there will apply herein... and allow me to do what I like to
mine enemies without them actually feeling it."
{
Mayhem: No good can come of this.
Havoc: Hai... Jello?
Mayhem: No.
Desolation walks in: Hi all... I miss anything yet?
Not really... have a seat.
Chaos: And before you make a crack about sitting next to ... The Product of
Usagi and Mamoru's love... consider the crater over there where this wonderful
author dropped a ...
Desolation: raspberry the size of a crosstown London bus on you?
Carnage: He caught on quickly.
*Larva moves over by Desolation, and points to Desolation's seat. Desolation
quickly takes it... ChibiChibi tries to fill Desolation in on what he's missed*
Desolation: You mean I'm only a few minutes in?
Yes now hush... You are fillabustering my hurting of you.
Chaos: Hai we are f... of course we are!
Hush. *a gameboy cartidge "jewel" case falls on Chaos from above.*
Chaos: That was weak.
I have better.
Chaos *sprouting kitty ears*: I'm shutting up.
Else I'll let Rampage and Catastrophe out of the Karaoke room... I could do that
you know... would you like that.
Chaos: KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Pesti to Mayhem: This guy sounds like Kagato did in the TM Episode 5 dub.
Mayhem to Pesti: Why did you watch a dub?
SILENCE! Ahem.
}
Ami smiled,"I'll go get everyone not in attendance.... I'm so proud."
Ego commented,"I'm nauseated."
"I thought you got ice cream," Margo crossed her arms.
{
Havoc: Gainax all the way!
Minako: Na-chan!
}
Ego belches," I did... I'm done... had to run the delivery guy all the way to
the Masaki home... said it was easier to swing back on the delivery than to dump
here then there."
"Any tag alongs?" Eldrick hid behind his inventions.
"Why in the Known Dimensional Steps... would I ever tell Washu that you've
concocted a new Invention?"
"Because you knwo she'll make me squirm... and it would be rude of me to rebuff
her?"
A ringing bell on a collar announced Konei -infamous cat-girl like and Mihoshi
school of thinking demonette of ICH-,"You're going to boff someone... oh my...
oh my!"
"No I didn't say that."
That familar voice to Tenchi Fans -hear which ever voice you prefer... Dub or
Japanese-,"So what did ya say?"
Eldrick looked at Ego -as he is the only one who can see him... err it-,"We are
going to have a talk later."
Ego's response was plainly visible on the shadow he projected on the wall... a
raspberrying smiley face.
"So this the device... what's an ice cream maker doing here? Oh I see. Pressed
for time were you?"
"Kind of Washu. It was pretty spur of the moment... I have righteous wrath to
deliver unto mine enemies."
"Oh... fun... he's ranting about "Mine Enemies" again. Charhon... wake me when
he's done."
"How rude of you Haris... you should Apologize to Eldrick."
{
Washu to the audience: When Charhon and Haris are around I always feel at home.
Desolation: That because they look like Aeka and Ryoko respectively?
Washu: No attitude... and you'll find Haris has some differences from my Ryoko
just like there are differences between Aeka and Charhon.
Desolation: I don't see any.
Haris from the stage: I don't go around telling you how to get dismembered do I?
Charhon: Now now Haris... a simple "Smile when you say that Cretin!" is all the
rebuff they need.
*ChibiUsa pats SD Desolation on his shoulder... who nearly jumps out of his
skin.*
*The author pitches a wrench at Desolation* *cue band-aid on Desolation's nose*
}
"Sorry Eldrick."
"That's just my pheromones making you say that..."
"No it was rude of me... I was about to apologize... really Eldrick."
"Unhand my belt, Haris."
{
Pesti: o.0 How self gratuitous.
Mayhem: Hai... popcorn?
Pesti: You aren't carrying any...
Mayhem: I know... I was going to sneak to the snack bar for the rest of the
show.
*Mayhem gets hit by a Pokeball with a squirtle inside who waterguns him and
returns to the Author*
Mayhem's Sign: Thanks.
Pesti: I got the kettle...
}
"That had to do with your pheromones. You are just so irresistable."
{
Carnage: I know the feeling... Tenchi Masaki syndrome my ass.
This is different... it's the airborne variant... fortunately it isn't
contagious... nor does it affect more than my current female contingent of the
cast.
Carnage: Oh I'm going to have to hurt you for this. DIL
Pickle
Carnage: BRAND! *Carnage gets hit with a sweet and sour sauce covered pickle*
What the!
Miyu: Let me help you out of that Shirt.
Rei: Let me help you clean all that off.
*Rei and Miyu lock eyes.*
No fighting girls... AUTHOR INVOCATION... UNNATURAL SHARING!!!
*the Girls smile at each other and contentedly sigh glomping onto an arm each*
Carnage: ;.;
I am so evil.
}
Eldrick hung his head and reclaimed his belt... tempted to superglue himself
into his clothes to keep the girls out... well except for Ami... and Hope. The
Same hope who was currently glomped onto his arm listening to him now explain
what the device does to everyone. Copy a fanfic or anime world for rampant
destructive purposes... in this case... why with that device Hotaru could be
foreever happy with Her Chaos-chan... or Ami-chan be with her Mayhem without him
being covered in flame retardant whip cream... or a world where Rei and Miyu
have their own Carnage to glomp onto... without having to go throughb the bother
of cloning.
And so explanation conveniantly gotten out of the way "Before an inflight movie
joke could be made like 'Baretsu Hunters goto the beach and whip big breasted
anime babes who take their tops off for Rei Hino's Grandfather.'
{
Rei: o.0
}
And so we find our... no he isn't a hero... so he's a being... and so we find
our being... in his Valkerie Flight suit that is now wired into the VR world
generator... which is still booting... *grumbles can be heard*
"You should have taken the time to have written a custom OS... you never would
have made this mistake when you were still my student," Washu sighed and patted
him on the shoulder... he flinched... she grinned. "Of course in my ongoing
project to get a sample from all sexually active males in the KDS... I still
don't have yours... it just doesn't survive the trip out... can I get a new one?
it'll only take about 30 minutes... tops... this should be done by then."
"Urm... ah... well... oh look it's done booting."
Charhon made choral hand gestures as everyone mouthed along with Washu ,"Oh
you're so mean." Washu noticed.
"I could still make a demonette just like me... it's not that difficult. Just a
few number crunched here and there and an sterile demon egg and..."
A jumble of voices voiced apologies. Washu performed her giggle.
Eldrick's helmet produced a sweatdrop... which disconnected from the nonstick
helmet of the hardened version flight suit and splashed on the device activating
it.
--,-'{@
The Culmination.
He looked around the new setting... time seemed to be going by really fast until
it settled... actually it was going backwards *Washu fiddled rapidly to get the
thing stabilized before Eldrick was catapulted pre-fanboys TOO far.*
He looked at himself... in horror. The gloves... the flowing outfit... the ...
cotton balls? He was in some odd Juraian outfit.
{
Mayhem: the author watches way too much Tenchi Muyo...
Pesti: ^.^;; hai.
}
He mentally checked his power list... both combat sets were listed... the
performance set... everything checked out... till he saw something disturbing.
"Seiryo Entrance 0001"
"Oh no. o.0 I must look like Seiryo.... Oh no! I don't even sound like me... I
sound like... Kagato? There's a stretch... practically the same voice in
America."
"America? /You must be looking for the embassy which is right over there/" a
woman told him in Japanese.
.o0(Better get the translation software running.)0o. *In the "real" world
Eldrick's finger glided across the Washu'esque keyboard hovering before him. He
ran the former sentence passed him... the software was buggy... he got it after
a few tries... he sent to process runner to a higher notch... and Washu repaired
that damage... he was gonna owe her later.
{
Pesti: Ecchi.
Who's the ecchier... the hentai or the one who infers someone else is? *cue
Pesti's sweatdrop*
}
He keyed in the autotranslation of his own speech... that worked... of course
everyone else sounded like the principal in Ranma 1/2 at least language wise. He
set off to the embassy to try to get himself housing somewhere... or at least
learn of some.
He got a nice place... face it when a place is haunted... you get it for a song.
Akuryo Taisen in the key of B flat. Little did he know... he'd be spending a
MONTH in the anime world before the fanboys arrived. A month to familiarize
himself with Tokyo... and take all those lovely enrollment entrance exams. Why
did he has to be a little older? At least the community college was down the
street from where the Fanboys would soon be staying. 2 times a day he could
enact his ...
{
Ardice: Righteous Wrath upon his enemies?
Yep.
*cue the facefaults... but not at sublight*
}
The Arrival of the Quarry.
{
Usagi: Sugoi! He's going to mine for gems or something?
Minako: He could get a diamond for Na-chan to give me.
Hotaru: And one from my Chaos-chan. *she snuggled up to him*
Haruka: Chaos... please step away from Hime-chan... so I can ...
Hotaru: Haruka-poppa, Chaos-chan can't do anything with you watching.
Setsuna: If Nagumo can steal your panties with you knowing of it before hand...
and HE'S a fanboy... need I say more?
Michiru: Ara, but Chaos is so harmless. I'm watching them 'Ruka. Don't worry so.
}
He had changed his look - finding the twist ring that put him in his battle gear
helped alot... looking like Seiryo is one thing after all. He'd reworked his
translation program so it worked better -Actually Ryo-ohki arrived with a
replacement from Washu's lab unbeknownst to him.
School was hectic... just like he remembered college... fortunately... he had a
knack for art -programmed in- and had picked classes based around that.
@}'-,--
Washu frowned,"I sure hope he doesn't overdo the program module... it got hit
the worst by that damned sweatdrop... What's in those things anyway?"
"Miss Washu... you have one right now... let me get it for you," Washu panics...
and is stunned when Konei retrieves it without splattering it over her.
"I'm... I'm impressed... Mihoshi would have drenched me with that."
"Wow really!" In her zeal she claps her hands together... guess what. "Oops."
"There goes that plan," a raincloud appears over Washu's head. "By the way...
what are the props doing outside of the device?"
"We're bored," is thrust out of the cloud on a sign.
--,-'{@
And of course right when he had the perfect plan to intercept the fanboys right
as they arrived in the world... right when he would get them for what they
hadn't done just yet... there was a knock at his door. He answered it.
"Hello you don't know me, but I've heard of you and I was wondering... ah... I
don't know how to put this..." The man clutched a set of plans to his head and
chuckled.
"Greetings Mr. Tsukino, how can the humble Max Sterling be of assistance," He
shot a dark look over his shoulder as he felt a ghost become interested in the
doings at the door. .o0(I missed one)0o.
"Yes well... I had planned to be home today, but the contractor just called...
and so I can't be at the house to look after... well she's sick you see... and I
heard you have the day off because you are ahead in class... not that I've been
spying on you since you bought this haunted place but I do know you need the
money and..."
"I'll be glad to help..." .o0(Blast... Plan A ruined.)0o. " is she coming here
or?"
"Well to be honest I know you don't have the money to skip town so... I know
it's rude of me to say that..."
"Not at all. I am a stranger to you. If you are willing to trust me at your
house for even an hour that is an honor in and of itself. I have to get a canvas
and a drop cloth..."
"Oh this is a load off of my mind. I'll put a good word in for you with the
Neighborhood council -they are the ones spying on "That guy in the haunted
house'."
"Have no fear, I'll endeavor my best Florence Nightingale impression," Mr
Tsukino sweatdropped,"Something the matter?"
"Just worried for her... Usagi's at school, My Wife's running errands... this is
a big help," he smiled and checked his watch and jumped 4 feet straight into the
air and his feet tried to run on oxygen alone,"I'm already 5 minutes late!"
.o0(I thought adults seldom went SD... This better be as accurate as possible...
well barring personal injury of course.)0o. He shook his head gathered what he
needed and headed over to the Tsukino home.
Door: *knock knock*
"Who's down there?"
"Max Sterling... Mr. Tsukino asked me to come over."
--,-'{@
Chaos: Here I was hoping he'd say "My name's Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue
you from yourself vile spore."
WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Makoto: Masaka...
*Everyone gets out of the way before Chaos is smited with the Large penny from
Batman the Animated Series.* *A crane comes in and hauls the penny away... and
stagehands replace the broken seats -All this happens in 3.142857142857
(otherwise known as 22/7 or false pi).
Chaos: Iiiitai.
Mayhem: This is a revenge production remember?
@}'-,--
"You're that painter right?"
"*sweatdrop* and sculptor... may I come in? I hear you are ill."
"I'm almost over it... but the school didn't want to take the chance since I got
this last... they want me over it before I go back."
--,-'{@
Pesti: ChibiUsa... sick? You were sick?
ChibiUsa: It was caused by you guys... you didn't want me around so... reasons
popped up so that I'd never bump into you... Sick or new friends... things pop
up to keep me away from you... but I wanna have fun too!
Mayhem: But... we um...
ChibiUsa: I know... don't like me. ;.;
There now don't cry... *Author glares at fanboys*
@}'-,--
"Same thing happened at my last school... I fully understand. May I come in."
"I think the door is open..."
It was... Mr. Tsukino was in a hurry. "You'll have to direct me... Up the stairs
and... where?"
"Over here," she waved from a doorway.
"Ah-ha. I'm here to keep you company and get you anything until Mrs. Tsukino
gets back from her errands right? Where are my manners... Greetings and
salutations, I am Max Sterling," he said before bowing.
"I'm called ChibiUsa by Usagi and her friends... sometimes worse. Do you know
Usagi?"
"Only heard of her. Never met her, I've probably passed her on the way back from
college. Well it's a community college but it's a college. Can I get you
anything?"
"You'd probably have trouble finding things in our kitchen... I'm fine."
Clock: Tick Tock Tick Tock
Luna *sleeping next to clock in a sunbeam*: Prrrrr...
[AKA time passes in awkward silence]
"Well I have to finish an assignment... may I set up?"
"Um... okay. Don't get any paint on Usagi's things or I'll get blamed."
--,-'{@
Rei: What don't you blame on her?
Usagi: Well she has messed things up before... ^.^;;
Rei: This coming from a walking disaster area.
Minako: Rei Usagi there's no use when the milk cries itself to sleep on the
tile.
Carnage: That's "Don't cry over spilled milk."
Minako: Whatever... hey... Na-chan! You stole my panties didn't you!
Havoc: Not this time... you weren't wearing any... I do have Puu-chan's...
Give them back or you'll get jacketed.
Havoc: But!
Havoc....
*Havoc hands them back... Setsuna puts away the BAK... from wherever it was.*
Minako: You can keep mine for now Havoc... I'll get them back on our next date.
Havoc: Hurting... stop... when...
--,-'{@
"What is it?" She leaned over his shoulder.
"A carnation... I only have a few petals to color in... You can watch if you
like."
"Sugoi!"
He whittled away at the unfinished painting with deft stroke and a careful
hand... and a half hour later.
"Wow... looks like I could reach out and touch it... what kind of vase is that?"
"Old milk bottle... I thought a vase but a nice picture of a simple flower that
a girl might have gotten as a corsage and has nurtured since the prom would be
nice... at least if the corsage was acquired from a florist I know back in the
States... he never cuts the floor back farther than necessary and wraps the stem
for damage into the corsage bracelet... His you can take out and put in vases if
you like."
"Wow... is this any particular girl?"
"Well... yes... it's how I hope she remembers me... as a flower in a vase in her
bedroom window gazing at her reverently."
"What happened?"
"She got into a Swiss school... and I didn't... I decided to travel to Japan to
find a muse ... still haven't yet... hence I have no money save a painting or 2
on the side."
"Oh... sounds sad... perhaps you didn't try hard enough?"
"Perhaps... you want me to make a sketch of you?" He pulled out a charcoal
pencil and pad.
"Really?!"
"Yep... Just sit right there." He sketched slowly ever line of her face from
hair to chin he missed nothing. He even gave the sketch a smile.
"WOW! Can I keep this?"
"Well it isn't done yet... but I suppose."
"Arigatou!"
From below,"I'm back. You doing okay up there?"
"That's my cue... be well ChibiUsa."
"Bai!"
Below.
"Greetings and salutations... now that you are back Mrs. Tsukino, may I go? I
have another assignment I must start.... it's not due till next week but... I'd
hate to fall behind."
She just blinked and nodded. He left the house with a bow and a smile.
"Chibi... what was that about... who's that boy? Is that that Sterling kid?"
"Yeah... and look what he did for me," she shows the sketch.
"You did thank him right?"
"I made sure to. You think Usagi will want to see this?"
"Perhaps. Now the doctor said you need to take this..."
*cue scene fade*
--,-'{@
Intermission.
Desolation: What no you can't... something will happen to me and I'll miss the
rest... can't we just move on now?
You've been through 4 Coca Cola's... don't you feel an urge by now?
Desolation: You had to mention it... clear a path!!!
Mayhem: Are you trying to be cruel... or be nice to him?
Yes.
Pesti: Never a straight answer from authors.
Anarchy: Hey is there more Sake?
Hai... talk to workbot at the refreshment... counter. Wow... she's fast...
Chaos: *sitting up with a shoe print embedded in his face* Hai...
Hotaru: My poor Chaos-chan. I'll get us some popcorn you stay here.
Haruka leaning forward *the cameraman risks getting World Shaking'd to get the
money shot... only to suddenly vanish... and a stagehand takes his place*: What
does she see in you?!
Chaos with sd in effect and kitty ears AND tail: Kyaaaaa! I don't know
Haruka-poppa I don't know!!!!! ;.;
Haruka: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!
Michiru: 'Ruka... Hotaru's coming back... I don't think she wants to sit next to
a fine paste on the floor.
Hotaru sitting back down: What was that Michiru-momma?
Michiru: Nothing hime-chan... right 'Ruka?
Haruka sitting back: Right Michi...
Chaos thanking his lucky stars: Thank you.
Hotaru: You don't have to thank me for getting the popcorn.
Intermission's almost over... Gerard... go find Desolation.
Gerard: Yes Commander.
You don't have to call me or Eldrick that.
Gerard: Of course Commander.
Washu... a sweatdrop for you to study.
Konei: I'll get it...
Washu: You don't touch that!!!
Konei: What? OOOPS! *she says as she spins with the sweatdrop in her hands and
it careens towards the device. Ardice Leaps in the way and flares her wings but
the sweatdrop knocks her back into the device... shorting something out.
Washu: Damn we lost video!! And audio...
Charhon: Oh my look at his face and the clock...
Konei: Ardice I think you accidentally hit a few of these keys... this one this
one and... this one.
*Everything restores... Washu faults into the floor*
Washu: How did you do that?!
Konei: Well being that the author and Eldrick have the same scent... roughly...
I just followed my nose to the keys Ardice's wingtip brushed.
Washu: Well that's amazing... but look at the date... and look... the lock bolt
came out... but he's still inside there.
Konei: Something's very wrong.
Haris: That is an understatement, Konei... we had a disaster only to have
another.
Desolation: I miss anything?
Mayhem: Konei Mihoshi'd us into and right back out of a jam. Eldrick's got sweat
coming out of the feet of his hardened Valkerie flight suit... and the popcorn
from the consession stand is better than it was earlier.
Desolation: Sugoi... which way!
Gerard: I shall bring you some... please be seated Fanboy Desolation.
Pesti: You said that like a title...
Gerard: Yes I did Fanboy Pestilence.
Carnage: Are you a Zentron?
Gerard: Yes Fanboy Carnage.
Carnage: I bet that has something to do with explaining it... just not sure how.
Well what a fine mess... that date puts us... after the Satellite Striking of
Tokyo. Just... before H2Omake... or are we after? I know we aren't to MST2...
the cause of all this.
Havoc: Hotcha... Planet Hentai. Thinking about that place gives me the desire
for Jello!
Ego: Can I have some?
You don't want to know the special ingredients Ego.
Ego: I can eat bad flavors of Carnation Ice Cream... I know no food fear.
*Ego takes it agaisnt STRONG objections... Usagi asks for some and is stopped
from getting her hands on any... and is given candy bars instead.*
Ego: hey I think I know what's in here...
Chaos and Pesti: o.0
Ego: It reminds me of when I had that whole trip where I was Agent Orang and
Incarnation Joy's hench dude and we... *the Jello falls a foot befor he catches
it again* Bad memories aside I'll just finish this and then have some Ben and
Jerry's to wash the memory away. If you'll all excuse me.
Usagi: What did you and this Joy person do Ego-chan?
Rei: How can she be so naive?
Mamoru: Practice?
Usagi: Wah!!! Everyone is making fun of me!
Mamoru: There there... don't cry Usa... *he hugs her tenderly*
Margo: My pancreas hurts watching them... well I guess we'd better get on with
this.
Kevin... why are you on the camera... where is Dave?
*Stagehand Kevin shrugs*
Probably on a Union related break. Hopefully. Hate to have some Lossothian plot
having had kidnapped him... I mean what would I tell Dan?
Anyway... onwards.
--,-'{@
Boy was she upset... crying all over the place... one mention of sharks and
jellyfish and ChibiUsa was running crying to Max's house.
"Everybody went to the Beach but ME!!! Usagi's parents are worried I'll get
stung and all the hospitals there are crooked backbiters... That's what Mr.
Tsukino said."
"There there... it's okay. Perhaps I'll finish that sketch today... and make a
painting for them to envy you for. What do you say?"
"YATA!!" she punched up in victory.
"Go get the suit you want me to draw you into, and I'll set up here. Tell the
Tsukino's where you'll be."
"They know I came here."
"Alright then."
Meanwhile
"Chibi we're sorry... but..."
"It's okay... I'm going to get painted!! A Painting of me at the beach without
going to the beach... Usagi doesn't have a painting of her to hang on the wall!"
she called out as she hopped up the stairs. And soon raced back down.
"No running in the House!"
"Sorry!!" she called as she bolted out of the door like a gazelle.
"You know soon she'll be getting up late and eating everything in sight at this
rate."
"Don't fret while working on that commision... Sakatari-sama won't be pleased."
"Bad enough I had to take this commission. What kind of place is named "The
Glassy Picture"... But anyway what IS for dinner?"
Back at Max's.
"Should I put it on?" a blushing ChibiUsa asked.
"Nowhere in here to change... and besides Mr. Tsukino would have a fit. No...
all I need to do is lay them out on the tables ... like so... and I put my brain
to work. Once had to do a painting of a statue I could only see the front side
of."
"Do I have to pose?"
"That you have to. We'll make it like it were a polaroid... Stand there."
"Like this?"
"Yes... smile... and wave to me.... yes like that. Now no peeking or you'll
blush or something and ruin your color."
"Ecchi... you better be painting me with that on."
"Of course... I'm not Havoc."
"Is he really that bad?"
"Yes... still please... I hear Usagi and her friends have to spend a day a week
just buying underthings. He's such a pervert."
A mysterious voice calls from the door,"Yes why steal panties when a picture
paints a thousand words. Smile Sterling!"
He did so then shook his head," Something I can help you with?"
"Yeah coiuld you like workout or something the girls like a few more muscles on
their guys. What do you think of the picture Chibi?"
She looked and clapped a hand over her eyes.
"What's the matter?"
The Brown haired guy took off his sunglasses, and Stepped into the better light.
It was Leon from AD Police! He grinned when Max's jaw dropped. "Hi Max...
name's... Rick Hunter. I like this renaming yourself thing." He picked up
Chibi's swimsuit, and then looked over at her,"Nothing skimpier?" She harumphed
and looked away from him.
"You look like Leon..."
"But I'm not... but that's not important... you need to workout... here look,"
and "Rick" showed him the picture he'd taken. In the picture he was bare arsed
naked!
--,-'{@
Senshi: Sugoi!
Fanboys: Ahem!
Senshi: o.0
@}'-,--
"My Stars! How'd you do that!"
"Like this," He pointed and clicked at ChibiUsa... she had to blink the spots
from her eyes,"This aught to help you draw that... why not do," he shook the
picture to develop it,"a Nude painting instead."
The picture revealed itself to Max -not the audience- to be... Chibi... minus
her clothing. The Picture tunred to vapor.
"WTF... That was a great shot... did you do that Max?"
"This place is haunted. Perhaps a fox spirit took umberage. Now leave because
I'm agreeing with it."
"Slow down Tex... I'm leaving... Here for you Chibi," he gave her the picture by
sliding it into her back pocket. He patted her, and she yelped. Rick was soon
face first in the middle on the street... breaking his Sunglasses. "Well Max I
thought we could be friends... I'd show you me picture collection... and let you
in on a partnership in an endeavor of mine. Now I see you are just another
Fanboy... just another idiot to be exploited... just another person blocking my
shots of the Girls of Anime. But don't fret none... I have plenty more ChibiUsa
pictures I could let you have... or are you just getting close to Chibi to
muscle in on Usagi? You know befriend the parents run off with the daughter. Oh
well... Hasta la taco and Chili con carn."
He hopped into a car and sped off... not before the back end of the vehicle was
rocked by and energy blast.
"Where'd the jerk come from... I didn't write him in... and I know he wasn't
here already... so who is he!"
--,-'{@
Washu: the computer shows no data... the picture is there... the damage to the
car is there... but no guys looking like Leon except Leon... and he's on another
channel. This is very strange. Very.
Havoc -in the Jacket-: A rival for Hentenno-sama... I will sadly have to crush
him... I will liberate the pictures from his collection and burn them on the
pyre with him... Yes he will pay for upsetting Senshi and other anime ladies. Oh
yes he'll pay.
Minako... take that off of him... he just somehow read the scripted lines ...
that Eldrick was supposed to say.
Minako... I said remove his jacket!
@}'-,--
"Max... can you paint some clothes on this picture? It's a very good picture
but..."
"Oh I have a picture I can give you from my wallet... here... a nice one. Let me
have it for a second first," he painted gloss black over something that was
written on the back,"There you go. And hand me the other one... I'll destroy
this later," he pocketed it as he gazed after where the guy he blasted went.
He sent a note to the monitor,\\Time advance me again... really helped me get
integrated last time. Advance me to after MST2...\\
\We didn't advance you Eldrick dear... there wasa problem with the device...
this thing is practically gum and prayers now... it wasn't designed for this...
and get out of the street... you look like Spectre Man listening to orders from
above or something,\ Washu responded.
\\Ack!\\ \\There back inside. You say the machine is strained... should I pause
and fix it?\\
\Everything is working... but the exit program... we've tried running it a few
times... your ghosts that you keep seeing in the house.... that's me fixing the
device.\
\\Who's Rick Hunter?\\
\There is no data. He doesn't seem to exist. Not even his car till you blasted
it. We think he's a hack in fanboy. But there are no security leaks. Nothing has
even arrived in your email since before you started this. Cameraman Dave is
missing though.\
\\You don't think... \\
\And probably the only way to eject him from the story is to do something nasty
to him\
[Don't think that way -Ecchi Saying Zin]
\\Does he have a profile?\\
\Photography with that "Xray" camera of his... he also has a warehouse somewhere
where he is making sculpture to violate of ... every female in Anime... and get
this... when I said every I mean every.\
\\He tried to get a new picture of ChibiUsa. I fired up a spell he should be
noticing the effects off soon. If it worked.\\
\We just heard a cry in the subway tunnels beneath Shinjuku... I think he
noticed.\
\\Good... When i held my picture I noticed a little signature that is unique to
his film... I just eraticated all presence of it in Fanboys... on every
channel.\\
\We heard the processor nearly jump the board...\
\\Is this that much work?\\
\Yes... Hurry up will you?\
\\Get the computer to extrapolate up till after MSTfic 2... and then feed it to
the device... I want to finish this before the processor fries.\\
\Information sent... bounceback in 5 minutes. So... how you enjoying the world
in there?\
\\It's hyper accurate here and there... and not... at least I don't think so
here and there.\\
\Probably your anti badluck modules kicking in... otherwise this would be just
like a Fanboys instance... and therefore you'd have perks and flaws.\
\\Glad I made those modules.\\
\Too bad they don't always work... probably how Dave got sucked in... and how
you ended up taking care of Chibi right as you were hgoing to have your
vengence. 2.5 minutes.\
\\Well she has to be somewhere right? At least it's not Hilda the Abusive Nanny
or something.\\
\1 minute... if you have to say anything... now's the time.\
\\I regret not building this better.\\
Probably the worst thing he could have said... it took it personally. The upload
happened and unlike the smooth transition... this one was fast and violent.
The Climax.
He was at the airport. He had luggage... he was on his way back from somewhere.
He remembered the trip to the Louve... but he never had the money for that... so
he couldn't have gone... can he have? The keyboard was as good as dead... no
outside contact. He had no idea what time or day it was. He found a newsstand...
he estimated he was back fresh after the MST2 fic... perfect...
"Max... Max overhere!" Mrs. Tsukino called. He smiled and walked over... but she
wasn't smiling. "Chibi didn't show up in france did she?"
"WHAT! No of course not. What's happened... she's missing?" His jaw dropped.
"Yes just the last few days... got into a fight with Mamoru and Usagi over
something they aren't vocal about then the next morning she was gone... she
hadn't even packed or anything... she must have left via the window. Enough
money was missing to account for meeting you in Paris... and we thought...
that... maybe she was with you."
"I boarded the only plane back... and by departure tijmes on that board... it's
the same one that came from this airport. I even saw SO's of other classmates do
just what you suggested... probably to be together for the ride back. Hormone
fiends."
"Oh we don't know what's going on. We found your door wide open... some things
of yours missing... and the charred remains of a polaroid... of Chibi asleep."
"And that's where you got your flew out to greet me conclusion? Mrs. Tsukino...
we aren't... Wait a POLAROID? I know who took that.... I'll be damned if I could
find him though... Blast!"
"Well I'll take you home... we'll think better there." He simply nodded at her
words.
At his house he found a note on his bed:
"Hey Tex... how's it hanging? Well you might be wondering... where is your
little yamheaded undersexed vixen. Well I told her I could help her track you
down in Paris... and well she said she didn't have the money... so I got her
some... then she said she didn't want to go... I had to coldcock her with her
henshin stick. I then found a nice channel to drop her on. She took the place of
herself quite well I think... well her American self... I think she's probably
chowder by now... thanks to the fanboys... well ta-ta... I'll make you a nice
ChibiUsa sexaroid for you to act out all the pent up art student sexaholism on.
His eyes burned... his blood boiled. The unsigned paper ignited from the energy
blast.
"Oh hey you are back... catch!" Rick Hunter tossed him something... then went
through a guyver transformation and ran off.
It was the fried "yam" referenced from the MST fic... he'd get Hunter later.
He twisted his battle gear ring and activated the emergency override on the
power unlock. The alternate reality Fanboys were going to pay. "To quote
Carnage... the Fanboys 'Go squish now!'" He clicked onto a power menu... then an
item on it... he teleported to Tokyo Tower where he'd done that skyline piece
during the fast forward period. There... there was their apartment... he
considered telling them why he was going to send them down the pain express...
but he decided not to. He hovered outside their window... They clicked back onto
this channel before his eyes. He was not in an impressable mood. He stepped
through the wall.
Mayhem went to the fridge,"I hope Joel and the robots left us some Hard
Lemonade. Yes... just enough. Catch everybody!" He tossed bottles... Carnage
came up empty.
"Hey Mayhem what gives?" The bottle fell into his hands. "Nice... delayed...
toss... what are you staring at?" Carnage looked up. "Who invited Seiryo the
Washout... hey listen... the battle music is playing."
"I'm going to severly hurt each and everyone of you... life support will not be
necessary."
Pestilence blinked," You know he doesn't SOUND like Seiryo... more like
Kagato..."
"I believe they have the same American Seiyuu," Chaos said... backing away from
the mad Juraian.
"So what brings you... here for some of Aeka-hime's panties?" Havoc pulling the
bra off of his head for a minute... to change with another bra.
Max said nothing... he simply tossed the "yam" onto the table.
"That's... ChibiUsa's yam from the MSTfic. It's still burning... way to go
Carnage."
"Yes... way to go... the wrong way!" The sofa erupted into a rain of springs and
foam... as the energy blast rocked it... a Ryoko style sword formed in Max's
hands. "Do you know you killed her?"
"Yeah in the fanfic we toasted her... what of it."
"Ever stop to make sure you are blasting the right one?"
"It's the yamhead... we are doing the world a favor," Chaos said puzzled.
"Wrong answer... Wind Blast Extreme!" The floor above and below ceased to exist
and the level they were on tumbled towards the harbor. Carnage popped out his
Deathsythe Hell Custom grabbed everyone in his hands but the villain of the
moment and watched their appartment crash into the waves.
"I think Sei... Kag... whoever that is, is a fan and we pissed them off. Big
time."
"Kowai!!!! TASUKETE!!! I see him over there... flying at us like Ryoko! Move
this Gundam out of here... I couldn't bear to see my Death Scythe hurt."
"WHOSE DEATHSCYTHE! And I got this guy." He brought the scythe blade to bear and
Max just blasted it. "He shouldn't be able to do that! Let's get out of here!!"
"That's far enough!!! Hydrogen Strike!" A blast of pure hydrogen engulfed the
engines... and somehow reacted...
"Eject... eject... women and fanboys! first!" They all held up their umberellas
and jumped... landing through Max's roof.
"We got away I think... he'll have trouble finding us amidst the debris of the
Hell Custom," Mayhem adjusted his glasses.
"Where are we? Hey I know that picture it was in the paper... some art contest."
A voice filled in lost information,"The 3rd annual new artists competition local
division... had to win and drop out due to no funds to go to the next stage in
Kobe."
"KYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!!! I THINK WE LANDED ON HIS HOUSE!!!!!" Chaos
ran around SD.
"I've got him! DIL"
Max held up a card and said,"Pickle" during the hyper brief pause.
"BRAND!" A rain of pickles fell on the Fanboys!
"What happened... I'll try another... MEGA"
Max held up a card and said,"DETH!" and before the next word could leave
Carnage's lips they were rocked by a weaker strength version of Dark Schneider's
spell.
"Anything you do you know I will see through it! I have all the cards!" Max
tossed of all things ... a collectable card game card... he was using that to
somehow hack the spell being cast AT him and use it against them. "Here's a nice
one... I like how I hacked this... Spell of Binding!"
He tossed a card at them and ropes flung out of everything in the room...
binding them in a cocoon of rope.
"I'm going to enjoy killing you for what you did. I know even if you'd known it
was the real ChibiUsa right there when you said what you did... I know you would
have still done it... and that's why your lives mean nothing now."
"Max... are... you... here? M... ax?" came a weak voice as Max charged for
Something Really Painful to Do to Them(tm). Max turned and his eyes bugged
out... ChibiUsa was walking towards his house... well... wobbling. "Ma... what
are you wear..." she passed out... he teleported, and caught her.
Inside Mayhem said to Havoc,"Reach under that Doji shirt of yours and pull
Catastrophe out would you?"
Chaos went SD,"Why double my pains!"
"She'll chew through the ropes, Chaos... or do you want to stay here... and get
smited to hell... and not back... He seems the type to put us in the hell of
chibiusa h-fics JUST to reform us to her good graces or something. So Havoc...
reach in... I'd told her Chaos had ran that way before Joel and the robots had
made their request. Fortunately for us now... she's not as bright as
Rampage-chan yet."
Catastrophe popped out... and launched at the bindings... teething upon them...
to get to Chaos. She broke through to him and started teething on his fingers.
"KYAAAAAA!!!! She's got my fingers TASUKETE!!!!!" He went frantic and sd...
running this way and that... breaking everyone else out in adventantly. they
tried to sneak passed Max as Chibi came too again.
"Ma... ax I want you to hide my injuries... so I can sneak passed Usagi's
Parents... I wanna take a nap."
"My bed is closer... I'll tell them I found you. That you;d fallen asleep on my
roof or something watching for my plane to arrive... Yes that's it... and then
something crashed on the house and that's how you are now. Don't worry it'll be
okay..." *he teleported and placed her on the bed... and teleported right back*"
as for you guys... you missed her telling me to forgive you because she realized
she was in another fanfic and you were just venting... but such VIOLENT venting
has damage... Like this... feel the power of VIOLENT VENTING!" He woves his
hands this way and that way... and drew the ball of power formed back to toss
it... when a purple rose crashed into the cement in front of him... making him
lose concentration on the spell.
.o0(Perhaps this is the calling card of some Mamoru alike... who wants them
himself. Perhaps the Mamoru from that fanfic is after them... his vengence is
more worthy... I'll let him have them. And if it's not him... I known he missed
on purpose... and my luck module isn't working 24/7)0o. "In leu of this rose...
a sign of life... a sign of beauty... I am reminded of the beauty of life, and
how precious it is... even yours... and as the Kawaii one within has decided to
spare you... so will I." Max drew 2 cards and they all backed up. "Stream of
Concrete." He rew another pair," Stream of Wood." the spells cast things started
to repair themselves all over town.
"Stream of Steel... Oh why not... one of each left... Stream of Gundamanium,"
and the Hell Custom... UN rained down upon the city in lots of teeny pieces. "I
have waste much time and energy on you Fanboys... pray I never do so again. I
hate looking like Seiryo."
From within,"Max... the roof fixed itself... what's... going... on?"
"Yes Max... what IS going on? Hmm? Tell all of us... you anger battery. Or are
you now a Fountain of Forgiveness? Tell all us fanboys... and near Fanboys
what's up."
"Lords of Mass Destruction... I have someone to dismember... please put all tray
tables in their upright positions... and put on splashguards because he's going
to get messy."
"Kowai!" they announced and pulled out their umbrellas.
"Rick Hunter... I'd like to show you a little experiment of mine."
"Just a minute... I need new pictures of ChibiUsa for my sexaroid collection."
"Oh just die Polaroid freak. Gaseous Burp!"
Chaos dropped his umbrella," What kind of a spell is that?!"
"Umbrella up now! As for me WIND SCREEN!"
The previous spell finished casting itself... and the Fanboys almost lost their
umbrellas as air rushed in on one point on Mr Rick Hunter... his head. He
vanished... Max braced... and then ribbons of flesh and rivulets of blood
sprayed out in a fine mist... that evaporated in seconds.
"Safe."
"That was completely disgusting... why did you do that to that guy... Wasn't
that Leon from AD Police?" Havoc protested.
"No it wasn't... just a person... helping me to be here... accidentally sucked
in. Had to kill him badly to eject his body back into my continuity. As for
me... well I read the MSTfic in my continuity... and had to get you back... but
by even injecting myself into your continuity the way I did I upset things...
and almost caused the real death of ChibiUsa. Some revenge."
"So why'd you kill him. I'm sure clubbing him over the head would have worked,"
Pestilence commented.
"He got himself and the Real Chibi out off of this channel and into the
mstfic... and dropped Chibi in place of the other chibi you annihilated... I
guess she survived."
"Someone... rescued... me..." she answered from within. "He dropped me... I saw
the fanboys... I saw Carnage about to cast... and someone grabbed me just as the
blast came down pushing me into the dirt... and dropped me in front of my
house... leaving only a purple rose. I then came here... cause they'd worry
so... but anyway... I forgive you... Fanboys... only one who likes me is...
Max... and... I'm going to sleep."
"So Max Sterling... going back home now I hope?" Chaos said as he looked down to
see Catastrophe had his pants in her mouth and was shredding them.
"Yes... I shouldn't be back. I'd say sorry for the mix up... but I'm not. You
should be hung over a pit of alligators from your testicles for hurting even a
h-fic version of ChibiUsa... but I'll let you go cause she'd be upset if I
killed all of you right now after she'd forgiven you. Just no more pain causing
to the pink haired people... and I won't have to come back and turn you into
stones... head stones."
"We won't if you watch a little less Tenchi Muyo... KYA! Please remove energy
sword... I take it back."
He menu'd to Seiryo Transport in... reversed the code for it... and transported
out.
"I hope we never see that freak again... I hated the flashbacks from being
stalked," Carnage shook his head," Maybe Dynast Flare would have gotten
through."
"He could have DYNASTy rick FLARE... and we'd have a big wrestler hurled at us
dressed as if from an old soap opera of the 80's... no I'm glad you didn't,"
Mayhem muttered as he saw Senshi converging on Usagi's house... and then coming
this way at a run.
Usagi panted out,"Where's Chibiusa! Have you seen her?"
"Um... err... well she'd been waiting on his roof to see Max's plane land... and
there was that alien asteroid that landed here... probably from the negaverse
that landed right on his house and Carnage had to use a recovery spell... she's
battered and bruised withint Max Sterling's House.
--,-'{@
Eldrick: YAY! Non virtual reality. *Washu looks at the Author*
Ardice: Eldrick... you forgot to neuralize them... oh well prepping for a
reentry... Washu and I will do it.
@}'-,--
"Hi... Usagi... has Max's plane landed yet?"
"Mom says she brought him back a while ago. He must have gone to look for you."
"That's ... nice... of him..."
"Rest now... we'll get him up to speed."
From the door,"I'm Agent W this is Agent A, boy did you get one hell of an alien
stinker here... be thankful you had magic... now if we could get you to all
stare at this lovely sign Agent A is holding up and then we'll all go out for
takeout." Instinctive reactions kick in... FREE FOOD!
PWAMPH
"Wow Thank the maker Carnage had that recovery spell ready after that satellite
crashed on the house here. Well we'll continue to see if there is any other
damage. And for your reference, I'm Walters from JSSDF, and this is Akeni.
Pleasant days to you all. And we were never here, right?" Washu as Agent W
asked.
All: *nods*
==+==
Wow that's done.
Chaos: I don't remember getting neuralized.
Mayhem: Baka... you aren't supposed to remember... but this is all fiction
anyway so what's it matter.
ChibiUsa giggled looking at a rose with purple petals in her hand: Yep... all
just fantasy to get you all to like me more. I mean you don't remember any of it
so it must have never happened.
Pesti: Hai... all that happened last week was that whole Spy satellite decayed
orbit thingy on the news. Nice Current Event tie in ther Author.
Thanks... you can all leave now... Beverages and other refreshments are in the
back... enjoy what's left over. Won Toh... thanks for the use of the Stage at
your establishment.
Won Toh: Always a pleasure... come again soon.
Well hopefully not for this reason. Fanboys! The exit portal is 17 feet from the
door at a 99 degree angle... not the one at 16 feet and 98 or the one at 20 at
100 degrees. It's the green one.
Fanboys!: HAI!
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And so ends this bizzarre little tale... comments can be sent to
Eldrick@mindless.com
Complaints can be directed there also... telling me 4:27am Central time is a bad
time to finish a stroy... will be raspberried... yes the cross town bus one. Or
the carrot that size... remember I still have the bat coin.
Blah... I'm tired...
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