Eldrick: She probably wouldn't want me to hit you. Asuka would help hit you though... but
I'm not asking for her help.

Asuka: Oh sure you'll ask wondergirl but you won't ask me?!?! What's wrong with
me??

Eldrick: Nothing dear Asuka I just don't want to waste your time with useless pursuits
when you could be doing something better with your time... like shopping with
the money I gave you.

Asuka: Um... hm... *blink* money? What money?

Eldrick: This money. *hands her money from his wallet*

Asuka: Mein Gott! I could buy just about anything with this!

Eldrick: You have fun now.

*Asuka leave skidmarks in timespace practically*

ObEterna: I didn't know you were actually fond of her.

Eldrick: I'm not... I bought those words and tone of voice from Kaji... the money is
negligible... besides she's out of my hair now.

Rei 4: And what hair is that?

Rei 4 no hentai.

Shinji (1): Um... why are there 2 Rei's here right now?

Eldrick: Shinji don't mind Rei 4 she's from an alternate continuity to
yours... Wait I thought Asuka grabbed you to take you with her while
she went shopping.

Rei: She took Shinji 2.

Eldrick: Uh oh 0.0

<<<<<later in thread>>>>>

Eldrick: I wonder if we'll see Shinji 2 covered in slap marks... or
both of them half out of their clothes from obvious acts. And how will
this impact Shinji 1 if she doesn't realize it was not "her" Shinji.

Shinji: *sigh* I wish he'd stop talking about me like I'm not here.

Eldrick: Oh I figured one of the Rei's would be taking you somewhere by now.

Shinji: WHAT!

Eldrick: Like to study... jeeze... so Hentai.

Rei 4: Yeah I noticed... I don't think I've made Eye contact with him yet... he
just keeps staring at every other part of me.

Rei: Yes. Ikari is like that. He doesn't know what to do with all his hormones.
He restrains himself for our benefit and yet stares whenever he can.

Shinji: You're all embarrassing me... I'm not that bad... am... I?

Rei: Yes you are Ikari.

Rei 4: I mean you are looking at the ground... but I saw your eyes dart to my
bustline. *she pauses to think* Say I hear he glomped all over you once Rei...
what did you think... cool hands... warm hands?

Rei: I'd rather not talk about it.

Rei 4: So Shinji... what did you think?

Shinji: I'd rather not talk about it.

Eterna: Translation: He wanted to do all kinds of things to her young and
beautiful body.

Eldrick: Mwahahahahahahahahaha

Shinji: Stop it you're embarrassing me...

Rei 4: Is it true?

Shinji: I don't have to answer that.

Rei 4: Is it true?

Shinji: I don't have to answer that.

Rei 4: Is it true?

Shinji: Yes it's true! *cries* I'm weak... and she's beautiful.

Rei 4: Ooooh Juicy... now Rei thank him.

Rei: For what?

Rei 4: The compliment.

Rei: Why?

Rei 4: *stunned look with the kana for "Hopeless" scrolling behind her*

Shinji: But still, I'd rather not talk about it.

Rei 4: *looks between the pair and grins*

Shinji: Hey... I don't like that look you're having...

Rei: Do not worry Ikari. It's okay.

Shinji: But... *sigh*

Rei 4: The signs are so obvious...

Eterna: To everyone but them...

Shinji: What signs what are you talking about?

Eterna: The ones my SDs are holding up. *Points to SD-Confusion to the left,
who is holding up a sign saying "Why aren't you groping her yet?"*

Shinji: *looks at sign* You can't be serious.

Rei 4: Actually she can...

Rei: Yes she is well documented as being quite sexually voracious.

Rei 4: And how do you know?

Rei: NERV has a file on her.

Eldrick: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... and have a big guest list of
powerful people should those enemies or friends turn on you?

Rei: Yes.

Shinji: She's listed in the handbook.

<<<<<later in thread>>>>>

[discussion of Rei 4 posessing pictures of Eterna.]

Rei 4: I'm not lusting after him. I just like looking at pictures of
men. I've got a large collection... and it isn't just him in it.

Eterna: Somehow, that seems wrong to me... I try to make a policy of only
collecting pictures of girls I lust after.

Rei 4: What a silly thing to do... hah hah *sweatdrop and blush*

Eldrick: *whispered to Eterna* Translation: I lust after you but I'm not going to admit
it.

Rei 4: What are you whispering?

Eldrick: Well I'm not professing my undying love to Eterna that's for sure. So what do
you THINK I said.

Rei 4: I wouldn't have asked...

Eldrick: Well I'm not saying. :P And you don't wanna hear anyway.

Rei: He said "Translation: I -meaning you- lust after you -meaning Eterna- but
I'm not going to admit it."

Eldrick: ^.^;;;;;

Rei 4: All lies.

Rei: Is it?

Rei 4: Yes, all lies.

Rei: Is it?

Rei 4: Okay so it isn't not that I'm admitting anything of course.

Shinji: Of course o.0

Eldrick: 0.o


Eldrick: Poor Eterna, shot down ;)

Eterna: :P

Eldrick: You'll get another chance I'm sure of it.

<<<<<later in thread>>>>>

[Joy and Confusion wanting more sex happening in the vicinity concoct a plan
to heat up Eterna and Rei 4... and then thrust them at each other.]

*Joy starts moving herself and her groper closer towards Confusion and Rei 4*

*soon they are so close... that at a nod from confusion... they both poof out
and Rei 4 and Eterna grab each other and continue what Joy and Confusion started
in them without realizing who they are now with... and by then... they won't
care I'll bet*

*Shinji is stunned*

Rei: What is this strange sensation? What is this I'm feeling? *she reaches down
and up -since her outfit is one piece* *she comes back with wet fingers* What is
this that has happened? Ikari... what happened to me.

Shinji: You... are... aroused... sexually. *he almost barks*

Rei: *blushes* You are also correct?

Shinji: I... can... handle it...

Rei: Why? Do you not want to engage in an act of sex?

Shinji: That's... not... it.

Rei: Would you prefer if Asuka were here?

Shinji: No... she'd just make fun of me.

Rei: *undoing some dress velcro* I will not make fun of you.

Shinji: You... won't...

Rei: No I won't...

Shinji: Does that mean you want to... have sex with me?

Rei: Yes... yes it does. You are here and I am here and we both have a need.

Shinji: But I'm afraid...

Rei: I will not hurt you and you will not hurt me. *she touches his arm* *he
quickly leans forwards and kisses her.* *she at first is startled and then gives
in and enjoys it.*

<Begin sex block>

Shinji leans away... and peels the front of her dress off to the side exposing
her completely with only some light adjustments. She removes his shirt up and
off of his head. Moving back in he kisses her chest... and delicately kisses
each nipple, and then plants one on her lips again. She finds she has placed her
hand on her womanhood and is caressing it... soon Shinji's hand is helping and
she really enjoys that. Shinji fumbles with his belt and buckle while Rei runs
her hands all over his chest. His pants fall to the floor.. and he leans in.

The world seems to stop for the both of them as they couple intimately.

Rei: What is this new sensation... is this related to sex or more... is this the
fullness of the self being realized if only briefly? I understand the need in
humans to be close now.

Rei smiles at him and thrusts her hips once and then he continues the action in
and out in and out. Rei moans lightly while Shinji pants heavily.

Shinji's eyes snap open, and her back arcs as they orgasm in sync. A drowsy
Shinji curls up on the couch with his head on Rei's lap, and as she covers him
in the couches blanket she smiles down at him and he at her.

<end sex block>

*Hope sighs blissfully for them before snuggling closer to Eldrick's side*

*Demonettes Cheer and catcall and all that but don't seem to be noticed*

<<<<<much later in thread>

[middle of a FishEye and Kaoru Nagisa discussion with the rescued KaoruPlug
listening in. Yes Eldrick rescued a Kaoru Plug.]

Eterna: I never thought Kaoru looked female anyway. Feminine, maybe, but not female.

Eldrick: Never said looks just above...

Eterna: Well then what else are you talking about?

Eldrick: Personality and mindset... general outlook. Kaoru at least is not
masculine in manner to say the least.

Eterna: *shrug* Not my type either way.

Eldrick: Not mine either.

Eterna: ^_^

KaoruPlug: I lament my fate that only this metal prison and Shinji Ikari are my
type.

Eterna: Actually, you should be a much better match for Asuka. Or Misato, or
Ritsuko,... or even Rei Ayanami. And that's not even getting into
characters from other animes...

KaoruPlug: Dr. Ikagi has other plans... Asuka? She is cute when she's
forceful I suppose. But I do not believe I am HER type. Perhaps I am only this
dummy plug shell's type.

Eterna: Kaoru Nagisa + Biiko Daitokuji = 94%

KaoruPlug: Our hair colors are complimentary... Perhaps I'll try... Warden...

Eldrick: Oh yeah. This 'll take a minute. *begins concentrating*

<description block>
Eldrick armors up... perhaps without noticing. As plates form and lock into
place... the armor glows faintly. The Circlet forms on Eldrick's brow, and
begins glowing. Pulses of the glow itself ripple along the armor to the
gauntlets as the arms raise out and up. Eldrick's head tips back and the glow
becomes solid save for ripples downward occasionally, as the air seems to
condense above his upward facing palms.

"Um Eterna... time to step back... you're the only one who hasn't yet," whispers
Hope tugging Eterna's arm.

The orbs of air seem to at once cylinderize and slice into disks only visible at
angles. The armor glow ripple passes strongly to the floor via the armor and
then the dummy plug begins floating. One by one the disks flash out of existence
and reappear around the edge of the plug. When all 10 disks are in place,
Eldrick's hands clap together and the disks pass some of their surface area
within the edge of the plug. In one pass the seal breaks, but the halves do not
fall away. Eldrick seems to concentrate harder, and the disks become smaller...
and there are more of them. Electricity leaps between them and 2 separate
circles of disks form one in front of the other. When there is a steady current,
they begin revolving around in opposite directions. Seemingly for effect only
one circle slowly turns blue and the other slowly turns red.

The plug shakes.

The speed of the red and blue rings increases 10 fold and just as they become
truly solid... WHAM the 2 halves pop off of a longer haired and... paler than
normal Kaoru who quickly executes his will to keep from falling to the ground.
The two halves are lowered to the ground and placed open side up... and when let
go the LCL ripples.

Kaoru settles to the ground... and kind of wobbles. "I am weaker than I'm used
to... stress my AT field."

Eldrick nods... and his armor blackens as the rings becomes full disks and turn
back to mist white... then bisect. The bisected parts line up... in front,
behind and left and right of Kaoru. Eldrick's hands spread away from each other
fingers spread out and angled inward... as electricity leaps from one hand to
the other. Meanwhile electricity leaps from left to right and back to front...
around Kaoru's AT field... crackling along the surface like a lightning ball
bought from Radio Shack. The Electricity increases it's jumps and the Field
stands... until the electricity makes a perfect circuit between Eldrick's
hands... and Kaoru seems to perspire. Whereupon the field ceases to be visible,
and Eldrick seems to stop right before the field is destroyed -if indeed he
could have pulled it down.

<Description Block>

Kaoru: I am in your debt, Eldrick Tobin. Now to see about meeting this Biiko.

Konei: If he's going to be out and about... won't he need clothing?

Margo: Just a second... planned for this... *she snaps her fingers and a gift
box appears* Happy Rebirth!

*Kaoru opens it to find an outfit like his old one*

Margo: Your hair is a bit longer so you should be nicely disguised from any NERV
personnel shopping or something. Enjoy your date.

Kaoru: *after dressing* *bows to Tobin and Co.* *bows to Eterna and co* *bows to
the Nerv-lings* I shall be going now. *Gerard tells him the directions he needs*

*After a massive waving off he steps through the door and then through the out
portal*

*Asuka and Shinji-2 ... a little disheveled... step in*

Asuka: Was that Kaoru just now?

Rei 4: Naw... just your imagination if you think that was Your Continuity's
Kaoru. He's from mine.

Shinji 2: What's... what's with the lack of clothing H.H

Rei: Sex.

Margo: Everyone sort of fell upon everyone else. We have tape.

*Asuka double takes between Rei and Rei 4... and Again when she see Shinji*

Asuka: What's going on here?

Rei 4: Oh hi... I'm the Rei from another continuity... as is the Shinji... you
were... um are with.

Asuka: I see *she turns on Shinji 1* How could you sleep with her!

Shinji: How could you sleep with him? *mockingly*

Asuka: #0.0# Weeee did no such thing.

Margo: Really? *she advances and kisses Shinji-2* She's lying.

Asuka: *gets right in her face* Are you calling me a liar?!

Margo: *kisses Asuka* Yep... you each have the taste of the other on you.

Asuka: So I kissed him big deal.

Margo: More than that and you know it... I'm a connoisseur.

Rei 4: She rode his bologna pony?

Margo: And more.

Rei 4: *nods* It's not like my continuity's Shinji would have gotten anywhere
with the Asuka from our ... realm.

Shinji 2: How do you know!

Rei 4: The look she gives you... you're like her brother. So I guess you're
stuck with this Asuka.

Asuka: *to the Rei's* Just don't go stealing him from me. He's mine. *glomps
Shinji 2... who grabs her buns* Not in public please.

Shinji 2: What do you mean? It's not like the whole park didn't know!

Asuka: Fine... how about not in front of the wondergirls.

Shinji 2: Oh... okay.

The portal shimmers: Rei... Shinji...? Where are they... detention is over...

Rei 4 & Shinji 2: Shit... Principle Ikagi! *they primp a bit... then haggardify
themselves* Now to make a sneaky entrance!

Asuka: Principle... Ikagi?! Whatever... just be sure to call me Shinji... 2.

S2: \|^_~

Asuka: *sighs* He's sooooo much better than you Shinji. He's got a spine. Of
course if you actually made a move on Wondergirl... then perhaps you grew one
while I was out shopping. Oh and could you two get dressed? It's so disgusting.

Rei: You aren't much better.

Asuka: What!

Rei: You tucked your blouse into your panties.

Asuka: *looks down* ####v_v#### So I did. *she adjusts* So who's got the gossip
on those 2, and their close encounter?

Ami: I got it all on film. We can watch it after we watch the footage of you and
Shinji 2.

Asuka: Mein gott! You had a camera following me?!

False Charm Eldrick - Hard Type: It is all my fault... I was worried for your
safety... Tokyo is far less safe than your Tokyo 3... and simply out of worry...
I had this *pats a floating orb* Watch over you... I'm sorry if you are upset by
this. *lightly touches her shoulder* I was only concerned for you.

Asuka: It's... okay... *sigh* *she blinks* Hey why are you flirting with me?!
I'm attached!

Eldrick: Just acting like I normally do... and yes it is an ACT.

Asuka: What a relief... now let's go watch Asuka in Action! It surely pales Rei
and Shinji's obviously lackluster performance.

Your ego gets any bigger and it's going to detach from your body like mine did.

Asuka: Who you calling egotistical... I'm not the one with a harem.

Like you wouldn't have had one if you could have... hitting on Kaji and Shinji
in almost the same hour at times.

Asuka: Pervert!

Psycho!

Ami: Ahem... video time.

Oh right. After you Asuka.

Asuka: Why so you can stare at my butt you armored nerd?!

You're right *snaps his fingers and her clothing shreds and becomes a cloud of
mist above her head* And a nice butt it is... now can we go watch the movies?

Asuka: *slaps Eldrick... hurts her hand on his armor* You give me back my
clothes!

Margo: I foresaw this too. *snaps her fingers* But you can't open this until
after both films.

Asuka: Just as long as I'm not the only one giving a free show. Well let's go
watch my triumphant performance.

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