In the Company of Hope
                        Omake: The Henshining of Eldrick Tobin
Colorized by Ted Turner
Overmarketed by Don King

Washuu: Now WOULD be a good time for this... I just saw a pillow get sucked into
the Elevator shaft.

Noh'ohki: *hopes into Eldrick's lap and purrs*

Eldrick: This does not bode well...

Konei: Which part?

Eldrick: The cabbit is purring.

*cue a round of facefaults*

Noh'ohki: Raor RaorRaor Raooor!

Eldrick: You must be kidding me.

Noh'ohki: RaorRaor Raooor! R-Raor Raor RaorRaor Ra.

Eldrick: I see...

Konei: See what?

Haris: You mean you of all people don't know what it just said?

Konei: It said he must transform, then repeated itself saying that it was the
only way to have enough power to allow all the silliness to continue at full
speed.

Charhon: So which part don't you understand.

Konei: How he can see with his eyes closed like that.

Astrala: *sweatdrop* that's our Konei... daft as a bush.

Margo: I think you are giving her too much credit.

Konei: *hugging Astrala* You think I'm smart as a bush now! Oh Thank you Thank
you!

Ardice: So... transform already... my SD tells me good things about her romp
with Ametrine... *she blushes*

Asuka: And I think MY Shinji is out of hot water now... 

Rei: My double may also wish to visit again... in an up to date section of the
email.

Shinji: It can't be more embarrassing than getting spanked by heightened LCL
pressure infront of all of NERV.

Eldrick: You're probably right... and it's for a good cause... silliness!

Joy: That's the Spirit! Now transform...

Confusion: So we can grope you!

Eldrick: o.0 Maybe I'll do this quickly and quietly upstairs.

Ami: Um good luck... we're counting on you.

Hope: *blinks* Yeah... good luck... fate of the silliness hangs in the balance.

Eldrick: *clenches teeth and steps up the stairs*

Ami: It'll be okay Hope.

Hope: Of course it will... it's just unnerving... that's all. I'm going to the
practice floor... I got to get back in shape not that long till I go back to
work fulltime... unless MIRROR is doing a better job. *she ascends the steps*

Haris: Wow she's quiet again.

Margo: Wound right back up in a knot.

Joy: *grabbing Confusion's arm* Nothing you can say... nothing anyone can say.
Now let's sit down and see how Eldrick turns out on the screen.

Ami: *sends the orb to keep an eye on Hope* I worry.

Washuu: As you should considering... her current state.

Konei: Were you about to say something different Washuu?

Washuu: Negative.

Konei: Oh okay.

Charhon: Eldrick will be beautiful...  perhaps he'll look like me... or should I
say Aeka...

Haris: Yeah right Ryoko is much prettier.

Charhon: If you are into Space Pirates...

Asuka: It's me... I know it. *hair fluff*

Rei: What if it is someone not represented here?

Shinji: We'll know soon... look.


Eldrick stood up... he had meditated long enough. He scanned around the arcade
floor... all the machines recessed into the walls for their own safety. HE
centered himself better in the wide open space and then...

"Come Noh'ohki!" He held open his hands, and the cabbitoid leapt into them and
sprung up off of them with a loud "Raor!" Eldrick made some gestures with his
hands ending one on top of the other... base of one palm facing left and aligned
with the thumb down side of the other which was facing right. Fingers formerly
pointing upwards and forwards repectively now separated as a cloud formed from
Noh'ohki and a pristine blue mist flowed from the cloud. The Mist crystalized
between the hands and the fingers shifted to the opposing hands position... left
hand now pointed up and right pointed forward.

A most amazing thing happened then. In a flash of light from the cloud a black
steel henshin stick appears in Eldrick's right hand as a swirling shape appears
on the floor beneath him sucking the cloud over his body.

A Female hand reaches up through the cloud, henshin stick in hand. The cloud
then flashes past into the swirl below leaving an unclad woman in place of
Eldrick. Touching the stick to the other palm Noh'ohki reappears below the
suddenly floating form of the woman who spins slowly as the very sound of
Noh'ohki's Raor's becomes clothing of white and very pale grey ending finally
slowly in a skirt before the woman leans over and traces the stick on both
ankles and then straightening tracing the elbows and a V on the back of the head
apparently holding the mass of long at one second red one second blue one second
pink hair... which settles on a delicate purple and pink combination as the
traced areas sprout with light grey kneehigh boots and elbow rings that
literally hover over the skin.

Noh'ohki leaps to her shoulder as she settles to the ground. She suddenly spins
on a heel and thrusts and arm up. "I'm ready for my closeup now! Let's kick some
ass! *winks*"


Astrala: Eldrick looks like... Ramia now.

Haris: Who?

Astrala: Ramia from Magical Girl Pretty Sammy.

Charhon: The crazy woman trying to be queen of Juraihelm.

Margo: Crazy or not... she's definately got it ;)

Joy: *salivates*

Konei: And Joy's attention too. Oh my.

Margo: That's what I was saying she had.

Gerard: The commander is very different in appearance now... did he grow out his
hair?

Ardice: He's a she now. The Commander is now a Commanderette.

Gerard: I see ?.?

Konei: Magic is beyond his grasp being from a technological society.

Ardice: It's not that hard to grasp.

Washuu: Um... Eldrick... *Washuu calls up the stairs* You may want to get on the
whole problem of subspace before you lay one hand on yourself.

Noh'ohki announces "Eldrick's" arrival.

Eldrick-chan: But Washuu...

Washuu: No butts... fix.

Eldrick-chan: oh alright... no experimentation before elimination. *"He"
continues down the stairs*

A loud Raor'ing is heard and then the pillow launches out the elevator door and
back onto the couch where it was... unknown to all the pool water stops trying
to amoeba devour the pool furniture and settles back into the pool itself. Also
the Telescope stops trying to use the artificial light to melt itself free.

Eldrick-san: *stepping out of the elevator* I've decided you can call me Diana
now. To avoid tongue twisting. *sighs* That was work... *goes and sits where
Eldrick was sitting before* Gotta charge up just to de-henshin due to Noh'ohki
providing supplimental power...

*the Front door bursts open* *Rei 4 looks around*

Rei 4: Good Sunahama isn't here. Ah Eterna... you haven't moved an inch! *She
sits next to him*

Voice: Asuka... are you still here?

Asuka: /L<e with long vowel designation>p-shun/!

Shinji2: Oh I'd figured you'd left it's been an hour.

Asuka: No... not yet... don't have to go back till morning. Which gives me an
idea...

Shinji2: You want to go shopping again? o.0

Asuka: No... *whispers*

Shinji2: Oh... #*-*# *Ami sends a camera after them as they head out the door
and around the corner*

Shinji: I wonder if they are going out to look at the stars...

Rei: I would like to look up at the night sky.

Shinji: Then... *he stands up and offeres his hand* #^.^#

Rei: ##^.^## *she takes it and stands and their towels fall off of them as they
make their way out the door and head right at an angle*

Rei 4: Eterna... let's go see the pool... I brought a suit. *Eterna gets dragged
away* *Rei 4 is not carrying anything that could hold a swimsuit... unless it's
in her non-buldging pockets*

Ardice: Washuu could you do me a favor?

Washuu: What?

Ardice: I need a portal to...

Diana: *snaps her fingers* One portal to Ametrine *looks for Ardice*

Portal: Who dares interrupt my energy draining... Mmph!

*portal closes*

A Deliveryman knocks on the doorframe: Hello? I have an ice cream delivery...
and did you know 2 kids are necking on the chopper pad?

Ego: *emerging out of the Elevator* Right on time... 4 Gallons of Neopolitan
right?

D-man: Uh right. I'll bring it.

Ego: I'll go with you.

Gerard: Konei shall we adjorn to the Security booth?

Konei: Wow so you wanna have sex too?

Gerard: -.-;; Actually I... *he gets dragged away*

Margo: Better find you something nice for later Astrala. Come with me. I'll give
you a bonus by teaching you something useful.

NewVoice: He... hello?

NewVoice2: Can we come in?

*Kasumi and Sunahama arrive*

Kasumi: We were called and told to be here... to watch a live show of some kind?

Sunahama: A rare event as it were?

Joy: Um yes... right this way *pulls Confusion along with the other 2 girls*
It's on the next floor up... a fantastic show.

Ami: Well...

Diana: Yes...

Ami: Time for some of that experimentation.

Diana: NIPPLES!

*Hope is sitting on the stairsteps watching peacefully and happily... and well
playing with herself*

Washuu: My what a house of ill repute ;) Oh well... back to work. *she gets into
the elevator and takes it to her portal... which she had moved*


The End?
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Feel free to ask questions as this was an inline to emails story. \|^.^

Eldrick Tobin

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