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/I'm Keeping the Preamble intact from when it was posted to
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Any additions wanted? This is the pre-release gamma if so... other wise... This
is the Shipping Product! And we all know that the product that ships bites the
most hips with lips of stealth!

Or something.


Oh and some will find this in total LACK of taste... but then when has The Arc
been tasteful? I suppose if you covered it in wasabi sauce or a twist of
orange...

But seriously... gagging can be expected...


Hopefully JN_06 is up on the site... I forget ^.^;; Ah it is.

Ego: Send the fic dork.

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                           Because I have nothing better to do Productions
                                     An Eldrick Tobin project
                              From "It makes sense in my head" Theater
                                        A story of The Arc

                                      Joyful Noise Unit 07:
                                       Prowling for Pain

"Neh... Richi... think the guys are looking at you more? Or me?" the left air
clad girl asked her twin.

"I dunno Chiri. Maybe we're just being compared to each other." She smiled.

"Pays to be identical."

"Hai hai."

The Victors however were more sullen.

Kasumi Kai turned to her partner the unrelated Sunahama Kai,"I think they let
us win. It's not fair we should have won by skill and determination. Or at
least blind luck."

Sunahama nodded,"Look at how they are playing the crowd... humiliation my foot.
Not that I recall double/tag team being part of the rules."

"Yeah when did that start? Or is this really a non-sanctioned Planet Hentai
only thing," Kasumi looked ready to kill.

"Now now... let's not be hasty," she turned to the solemnly onlooking
Havoc,"Neh... Boss... are doubles matches Variable Geo legal? Or is this just
for inhouse... and exhibition match."

Havoc turned away from the twins who were oiling each other up slowly,"Oro?"
Sunahama repeated herself... in perfect sync with the yelling Kasumi. "Ah...
actually... yes it is. The front office has upped the stakes or something."

Kasumi had images of money in her eyes,"And the prize too?"

Havoc grinned,"No... BUT! There will now be monetary disbursements to all
combatants. A share of the ratings profit. Which means more girls competing
since they can fight once or twice and come out ahead."

Sunahama noticed something but asked her question anyway,"Oh how much?"

"1000."

"Yen?"

"Dollars."

Kasumi broke in,"Winners or losers?"

"Both."

Sunahama hmm'd audibly,"And how much for recorded fights... the monitors went
dead about 40 minutes ago."

Everyone looked up at the big Variable Geo monitors... to see a message about
contacting the individual ring for tapes of the recording at Variable Geo's
expense.

Havoc-chan popped up with a massive list of addresses,"Kasumi... Sunahama...
get to the dubbing room now... and fill these out. Copy Copy Copy." Havoc-chan
smiled her Chichiri grin.

Kasumi looked at the No Da Show,"Maybe since the fight is over we could charge
for a second tape of the frolicking twins. They don't seem to want to stop."

Havoc-kun nodded,"Good call. Kasumi you watch them until they finish and then
take the tape to the dubbing room and join Sunahama who will already be hard at
work."

Kasumi,"I can't watch that... it's indecent... incestuous... and probably
immoral!"

Havoc blinked,"Oro?"

"Sorry... forgot where I'm working," doom clouds settled over Kasumi Kai.

Sunahama took the list from Havoc-chan and went off to the dubbing room
sullenly... doom clouds settling over her as well. "Wonder if Master could
build us a dubbing machine to take the load off? Why'd he leave early anyway? 2
minuters into a 30 minute match. P-shaw!"

Kasumi took Havoc's offered cell phone,"Guess I'll call."

ELSEWHERE

"Huh... what? Stop crying... um that was just a suggestion," .o0(I don't even
have the bloody Contracts and they still obey ;.; )0o.

..[They'll do that Eldrick. You're name is still on those Contracts.].

..o0(Private thoughts You Mockery of Dark Schneider.)0o.

..[Yes well answer the poor girl. Tell her you'll be done by this evening. A
Philanthropic Gesture for the Variable Geo League.].

"Oh thank you Master! Thank you... but who's voice is that? And sorry about the
calling you Master, Master. But we can't not call you that, Master."

..[Don't mind me you pretty young thing, Kasumi. Just go about your business.
The machine will be made by Eldrick soon.].

"Ha... Hai!"

"How come she heard my thoughts?"

He could feel MDS [Mock Dark Schneider - Acronym Zin] thinking.  .[Well it's
like this... I have to be heard... so I speak out your ear. Now she heard you
because of 2 factors. One... I forgot to filter you out of the Thought Radio.
And Two she's connected by a Contract and needs to know your will. So even if I
filter you she'll probably hear since I have the Radio on.].

..o0(Well turn it off.)0o.

..[Why would I do that? Now get to work... and download these things for me. I
need something to look at in here. The Colony requires entertainment!].

Eldrick settled down one hand on the keyboard... typing up a/v equipment
plans... the other on the mouse downloading. What you ask? Arshes Nei Hentai.
"Hey don't go silent now... how come the Colony has a will anyway?"

..[Ah I see time to tell the readers why no? Well Fourth Wall be damned I'll
tell them. And I'll do it the quick and dirty way... without flashbacks!

..[A while back Lady Kintaro had been nearly killed... and the Colony was called
forth to save her. It did but in the process we became disoriented... and as
sure as a Borg Drone becomes aware when trying to find it's place in reality
apart from the Collective... the Colony had to do some quick thinking. We also
had to talk to Lady Kintaro to keep her with us... and boy was she silly. She
kept playing with our appearance as we talked to her. Hair color changes... and
weirder. She got a kick out of it. We realized we weren't set in stone and
could adapt better than ever!

..[Then came the time when we were trying to save that Karavatine Clone. And we
vistied new vistas. And learned new things. We experienced magic at the
cellular level. We also wielded it. We liked it. It is now a part of us.
Although it's just via expeling electricity, that's enough for us. Energy has
many forms it can take and in time we'll probably be good enough to give the
Great Spellflingers of Anime runs for their money. Magic is wonderful.].

"Hentai's up... now what?"

..[Put it on a disk and stick it in your ear.].

"What I'm like Assembler or Compiler now?"

..[No... I've just made a nice thing. A portal to me. Someone can look in your
ear ans see the nice illusory room I have here. Makes you look like an Airhead
however. So when you send in the disk... it's really being digitized and added
to the illusion.... where I will download it and have my jollies.].

Eldrick sighed gustily,"Anything else, Darsh?"

..[Yeah some hentai of that babe Ifurita... I like her style. No pounding your
head into the desk... you'll hurt the desk.].

"Maybe I should just give you a connection and you can download it yourself."

..[First the machine.].

ELSEWHERE

"I could use a massage," Hope said as she flopped onto the bed. She'd slept a
while already but was still tired.

Ami turned to speak as she put away Hope's custom as hell plugsuit,"What
happened? I found you outside on the grass by your Eva."

"I'm not quite sure. I was asleep one minute on a couch at NERV in my fuku
having just talked to Commander Ikari. Next thing I knew Washuu was waking me
up and wondering how come she'd found me and the Eva floating in a void wrapped
in it's AT Field. She suspects that as real as that varient of Tokyo-3 seemed
it wasn't the real FanSpace Tokyo-3. After all it has 3rd impact sometimes 2
times a day... and here we were fighting post 3rd Impact extra Angels. Its like
we were just goofing off in a bubble of Contrivance. Trapped in a fanfic within
a fanfic as it were."

Ami winced,"Owch... I figured crossingover with Fanboys! was a problem. But
certainly not like that."

Hope shook her head,"No... more like someone writing a fanfic within a fanfic
within a fanfic. Taking a crossover of 2 fanfics and writing a fanfic in it."

Ami closed her eyes,"There is an intent behind this. Someone wanted you to have
that Eva."

"He agrees."

"He?"

"The Eva. It could feel the contrivance flowing. That's how it and I took
control. Like the Angel ran out of power. There was almost no work involved.
Notice the tatters on the plugsuit. More like seams than cuts. This was planned
from stem to stern. Also Ikari had no intention of trying to store Him at NERV.
That's suspicious. Planned with flaws.

"Contrived even."

"Yes." Hope fidgetted in Ami's hands as she massaged Hope's shoulders.

"No fidgeting."

"Ha... hai."

"Kawaii nervous Hope-chan. Eld could walk in on us like this. That bothering
you?"

"Sorta. No offense but I don't want him thinking I like girls. I've seen guys
who see that and then only want 3 somes ever again."

"You should know Eld better than that."

"Well... being that he's the Avatar... and his author the only author... I'm
wondering if we don't know him. Who else could Contrive in a fic but the
Author?"

"Hope... if Eld wanted you to have an Eva... you would. He wouldn't have to
'explain it' with a micro reality. You'd be handed it with a bow on it. And
when you thanked him he'd be saying how it was no trouble. No this was
something a bit more sinister. Like handing you a Plot Element. 'No... don't go
to the Cave of Sorrow without the SWORD OF LIGHTNING. Here... on the house...
one SWORD OF LIGHTNING.' Then you get in there and the place is a breeze... you
try to give the sword back -because the Cave of Tears is no place to have a
lightning sword- but you can't find the person. You go to the next cave and
because you have the wrong sword... either you win just by walking through the
door... or you fail miserably.

"Of course you have to pray you fail... because if you get too confident
someone will fight you somewhere down the line with the SHEILD OF LIGHTNING and
your sword will be useless and they'll beat you and take the sword."

Hope grimaced,"Are you foreshadowing or something?"

Ami winked,"Just seeing how hard it is to be the Doomsayer. Eld and Ego do it
all the time. It's like teasing negatively. Don't like it but it's easy
enough."

Hope scooted away from Ami,"Better stop... I'm too limber right now..."

"Aka being turned on and it feels weird since I'm not Eld?"

"No I just want him really really badly right now. Happens everytime I loosen
up. That's why I cool off for Work. Don't want to be distracted by aching
needs."

Ami nodded,"Shall I lock the door and try my hand?" Lady Kintaro giggled,"Bad
pun... no biscuit."

"I don't know... I don't know if I've ever nearly been fondled groped or worse
than my sister... but... unless it's Eld it's like sitting in lukewarm water."

"You seem to get pretty close to something with me though," Ami winked
playfully but with just the hint of "I'm still listening go on."

"Oh I can come right to the verge... then nothing... I just stay there... it's
kinda nice but chilling at the same time. I could probably 'date' a football
team for months... strapped to a barrel never being without someone inside me.
But I know I'd never orgasm. Joy would drown the place however. Orgasm Orgasm
ra ra ra." They shared a chuckle.

"Well I could get you to that plateau... but it's gonna be a while... He's
building something... the Variable Geo network crashed. So he's building
dubbing machines for making massive quantities of tapes, dvd's etc. VG even
tried starting a movie website... it was hacked and deleted in 10 minutes. They
had the most secure firewall ever... and it opened like butter before a hot
knife. Haris and Charhon are looking into it. Ardice is on tech support for
them... they aren't very computer savy."

"I see."

"Hey Hope... model the plugsuit for me could you?"

"Ami... the Deve."

"So? I want to do an honest attempt at one of those "Cosplay girl goes to house
and things get naughty" videos... one that's real. All for Eld of course."

"You're going to set up a camera?"

"Yep. Now model my wench or I'll spank thee."

"Deve."

"Just think of how Eld will react... my my heading to that closet fast aren't
we."

"I must put on a great performance for him."

"So we shall. And if he says we'll have to 3 way from now on... we'll declare
our love for each other and never let him sleep with us again. Hope that was a
joke. Don't contemplate an existence without Eld-sex."

"Don't scare me like that."

"Gomen gomen!"

"Fangirl."

"Hai."

Hope stepped out of the closet... something had "ripped" the backpack off
exposing skin to air... the legs were just wiring bonded together in enough
places to not sag. As if they were very very wide fishnet stockings. The groin
area had been reduced to a thong panty with a little bit more fabric... but
that didn't do more than act like a lace ruffle. And when Hope activated the
tightening mechanism -which she soon after deactivated- the thong went between
the cheeks. The Stomach was locked in tightened mode and now you could almost
make out the fine hairs on Hope's midriff.

Perhaps it had gone translucent as well?

Anyway on the bust Hope's name had been carved in big japanese characters
[Katakana to be exact - Polyglot Zin]... no one had noticed at first until
Astrala came in to announce a meal. She saw them immediately. She's been
studying the language move indepth than the loose language training they'd all
had before modern japanese existed -that whole hell can see into the future but
they don't believe that it will happen thing-... and all just so they could
moan out naughty things in Japanese during sex of course. Her increased skills
allowed her to see them for what they were and translate them.

All in all it was one pervie plugsuit. Joy went out and made one just like it
out of cloth meer minutes after seeing her sister in it. Joy's was made of
course exact same size as Hope's... so she'd "look better in it". The pressure
of people gawking at her must have kept it from falling off, becoming tatters,
etc.

"The Lunch Lady" as Konei refered to Astrala was lost in a little fantasy
world.

It would be her turn later. And she intended to do more than cuddle... even if
she had to take a Dikon radish to Eld's head and force herself upon him. After
all with all the times they've fooled around... it was only fooling around.
Only rated R for strong sexual content... save the orgy but that was long
ago... and she wanted something that would make censors ban a tape of it the
world over -which while naughty that didn't quite qualify. The fires of desire
burned pink with heart shaped smoke slouds for her. And she would not be denied
no sireebob.

Margo jabbed Astrala with a butterknife,"Hey we have a narrator for a reason
you know... give him back the mike."

Sorry.

"Ahem."

"Fine..." Astrala handed me back the microphone. I was much relieved. Astrala
spoke again,"I just wanted to make the readers perfectly clear as to my
feelings and intentions. That's all."

"You could have just had a monologue. The Poor Fourth Wall."

Konei looked at Haris,"You aren't helping it."

"Observant."

MEANWHILE -because you are sick of ELSEWHERE

"You are so good to me Imeria." Lossoth leaned back happily.

The True -and evil- Lady Karavatine looked up,"Don't say such things. You are
only a means to an end for me. There's no love here. Now unless you'd rather
have me talking?"

"Oh no... women should be felt and not heard. Put something in that before
words tumble out again. Besides that one's getting cold."

She nodded.

Lace walked in on them then... but pretended to not notice. "Lord Malhificion
to see you."

Lossoth groaned which caused one of his wounds to complain -funny it didn't
mind all the tentacle sex... but it hated one little groan. "Oh send him in...
I guess."

She nodded and turned on her heel swearing volumously. For all that he'd spent
pains to be nice to them and seduce them... and stuff... Lossoth now ignored
the Fabrics. But as long as Lady Imeria stayed they had to also. She had
Contracts on them now. They were bound.

"Lord Mal... you may go in. That is if pornography doesn't sicken you."

"You don't approve of sex?" The Lord of Bad Fanfiction asked.

"Oh it's not that... love sex. But when actors play screw... even if they enjoy
it... just to get favors out of each other... that involves a professional-ism
that takes a candy coating... which they aren't trying to emulate. I wish I was
still one of Lady Joy's assistants... my life fucking bites."

Mal grinned,"Say... perhaps you'd like to help me on a project?"

"Contracted."

"So?"

"What do you mean?"

"I am Contrivance. I can do what I damned well please. So. Interested?"

"If you can get me off her... sure. She's okay... but she's more evil than I'm
used to. And Lossoth is bored with us Fabrics already. And he's warned everyone
and everything else from screwing us. Can't even bust out a vibrator. It
sucks."

"For a little bit of your time all of you will be free of both of them."

"So we do something and you kill us," she looked fearful.

"No... not that kind of free. Anyway... lemme talk to the fornicating four
phallus'd fool of a fat ass."

"Right I'll assemble the girls in your room."

Mal considered the fanfic series "he" was in,"Tell me are you adverse to
lesbianism?"

"We worked for Joy."

"I'll take that as a no... Ja ne!" .(When in Rome act like your a Child of a
Titan and screw anything available).

"Why'd he ask that... probably wants a show. Cool. We hadn't thought of turning
on each other. Good call." Lace walked off with a spring in her step.

RIGHT THEN

Ego tapped on the glass of your monitor,"Hi... can you tell that the Author is
an undersexed over masturbated weenie yet? I mean everyone's screwing but me.
This is sick. What? No I do not want to be screwing also... gah... nasty...
bleah."

And Ego kicked the 4th wall while it was down.

"Damn straight. Could someone tell the Eva to stop scaring the ice cream
delivery guy now? I want my frozen goodness."

But no one cared.

"Hey!"

Bite me.

"Grr!"

And a "No Wuvin" sign flattened Ego like a bug. Sadly he survived.

BACK IN HELL

"Ah good... this probably means you are in a good mood."

"Spit it out, Mal."

"I prefer to swallow."

"Yeah well what do you want?"

"Good news... part one is a success. The items are delivered. Now if I could
borrow Peer and Lag for a while? Per our aggreement?"

"Zhamiel hasn't had his LCL goodness."

"Check again."

Lossoth pulled out his cel phone... yes... cel... not cell. He tapped out a
number on the drawing,"Yeah... how's Zhamiel?"

"Which one again?"

"Dolt I mean the created Angel."

"Oh that one... cause the other one just passed through... anyway... it 4th
Impacted that pocket universe out of existence. Nothing Survived save 2 things
in an AT Field."

"What?!" Lossoth turned to Mal,"Explain."

"The Eva was one of the objects to be delivered. You ignored my memo."

"It stank you misspelled ant."

"I had friends over."

"Ah too horny to type. Got it."

"Not those kinds of friends."

"I don't care anyway."

"So do I get them or not?"

"Sure."

"I want someone along to keep an eye on them though. That okay."

"I could give a shit less."

"Nice visual... a cubic person taking a crap with his 4 roots of lust trying to
pry it out of his ass."

"Cute Shitdick."

"Bah... Lame. You copied me."

"Only in spirit you pubeless simp!"

"I knwo you are but what am I?"

"Lame."

"What? You're lame? I thought so."

"I tired of this crap."

"Back to discussing your ass again I see. Well I won't stop you. Ja Ne."

"Hey it was just getting cool."

Mal said as he closed the cool,"Can't be cool if you are involved."

Lossoth looked at the suspended by sheer penial force Imeria who used sign
language for "Don't ask me. I don't want to talk now. Flaming is your
department. Now fuck harder wormfeast."

"I'd do it harder but you aren't worth breaking a sweat over." She started
applying pressure down there... and right as she was about to chop the two in
the front off... he complied. She left teeth marks on the one in her mouth
though as a warning not to try flaming at her again.

Lossoth no "whipped" desu.

"I don't have to take that from the narrator!"

Yes you do.

"Damn."

BACK AT PLANET HENTAI

Sunahama stepped out of the dubbing room,"Where is that slacker? Like I should
talk but... Where is Kasumi?"

Havoc-chan appeared,"Oh she's putting on a show with the Twins."

"What?~!"

"I said what already. Jealous?"

"Not at all."

"Well if you are done go join them... try to stop them... whatever. Or if you
don't want that a skycage is open for business."

"What about the thirsty patrons?"

"Covered already."

"So... I'm off for the night?"

"Never said that. You may leave if you can get Kasumi out of the ring. But I
think she likes it there."

"I'll see to this. I'm tired and I want to go home!," Sunahama began stalking
towards the VG ring. Jo blocked her,"What?"

"Don't get any closer... it's not safe. I've been hiding. You should too."

"I want to go home."

"Kasumi doesn't trust me."

"We'll just see about that. I'm tired... I'm a little horny and I don't think I
can stand another minute. She's coming out of there and we are going HOME!"

Over the loud speaker came,"Ah another one to pay homage to her Queen!"

Sunahama looked around Jo,"Kas?"

"Get in this ring and on your knees before your Queen. Or I'll whip you to
orgasm on a barrel!!"

"What The Fuck?"

"You heard me wench!" Kasumi sprung off the post she'd been standing on where
she was whipping other waitresses for her pleasure, and landed behind Jo. "Jo
Insei... you may lick my boots. Sunahama Kai. You however will ride a rope to
orgasm for your insolence."

"Can we go home now?"

"Silence... or do you want to play with The Spike?"

"Wha?"

Kasumi the Queen of Sadism -not to be confused with Red Queen Kasumi who was in
the audience spectating- pointed to a chair with a two prong spiny dildo
attached to it on a piston mount. "The Rope or The Spike? What is it Wench...
if I must decide for you... it's The Spike!"

Sunahama could take no more... she gut punched Kasumi and carried the fetish
queen out bodily with Jo -who looked once at The Spike and rubbed at herself in
pain of the memory- following quickly afterwards. Sunahama the Queen of Not
Taking Anyone's Crap of the Hour kicked the door open and was gone.

SKIPPING THE CLIMAX FOR A SECOND TO RESOLVE THIS SCENE.

THE NEXT MORNING

"Sunahama... I'm so sorry. I was wasted on something. I think someone spiked my
milk glass."

Jo spoke up from the bathroom where she was soaking in the tub... fortunately
she'd been through worse once before... she was just in the tub for the
soaking,"I think I saw that... one of the vitasoy bottle was missing... as was
about a 5th of Tequila. And someone robbed my Spanish Fly stash that I use to
pry extra tips out of customers with."

Sunahama sighed,"On all that no wonder you were like that... just... don't do
it again. My fist still hurts from the rib I struck with my thumb."

Kasumi bit her lip,"I hope no one expects that again... that was more Cool
Devices than Ping Pong Club..."

"It's hard to say."

Jo asked from the bathroom,"Think they'll let me have The Spike?"

The other girls responded with,"EWWW!!!!"

"Well of course I'd turn the spikes into nubs maybe even smooth with ribbed
slip overs... I'd let your two borrow it too if you like."

"No thank you," they were in unison again.

"No fun at all you two. No fun."

"Damn right." Kasumi said turning up her nose.

Sunahama noticed something,"School's in 10 minutes Kasumi... might wanna get
out of the Domination Outfit."

"I'm going to have to put my uniform over this..."

"You mean?"

"It's made out of something that I can't even cut off. I think it was sprayed
on."

While everyone groaned there was a knock at the door, Jo naked as a jaybird
without it's feathers answered the door. The boy accross the hallway looked up
since the knocking had been loud and keeled over with a nosebleed after seeing
naked flesh. Jo pulled in the rather large box. "We have Package Sign."

Kasumi reflexively flipped her wrist and a blade came out... Jo and Suna backed
away,"Where'd that come from Kas?"

Kasumi looked at it as she was opening the package,"It's part of the outfit. I
vaguely remembered it from last night."

"Don't do that again."

"Well do you have a knife?"

"No... so what's in the package... Jo... hands out of my blouse."

Jo was unruffled,"Must I? I love how this uniform enhances you."

"Would you like a gut punch?"

"I'll just be getting dressed."

Kasumi went stone gargoyle and crumbled.

Sunahama walked over and looked in. She found a sculpture of The No Da Twins...
naked... entertwined on a bed. It was a cake. She fearfully took the tag and
read it:

	"Our Queen. We love you. We will forget that man we were hunting and be
	yours forever. Until our housing change in complete, may this cake show
	our appreciation for you.

						Your Slaves Great Goddess,
							Chiri Nofuda
							Richi Nofuda"

	PS Can we met the Seneschal?

"Merciful Heavens. Who's the Seneschal? Or for that matter what?"

Miss Insei walked in drying her hair,"Seneschal? It's a high ranking royal
post. The Seneschal takes care of the castle when the Higher Ups are gone. Must
mean you... since sometimes the Seneschal has a little lee way to speak their
mind. So trusted they often are. Hey I can use that in Drama Club... 'So
trusted they be!' Suna... Kas? Looks like I'm carrying them to the busstop.
Heave ho. Oh I kill me... great pun. And now the other one. OoH! I rhymed too!"

NOW ON TO THE CLIMAX WITH ALL IT"S INTENDED PERVERSIONS AND STUFF!!

-which was delayed until now... sorry minna.

He was done. He packaged his plans and his prototype into a secured box, and
handed them to Gerard. "I shall have this safely to it's destination,
Commander. You can count on me. The universe will benefit of yet another of
your industrious devices!"

Eldrick smiled and pushed the door close button. He reached for the
intercom,"Gotta see if Jean is armed and prepped."

A voice spoke behind him,"Definitely! Although I was two rounds shot for the
backup magazine. Oh Well."

Eldrick started to turn,"Thanks Astrala you're a," he caught a glimpse of how
she was dressed and spun the rest of the way,"lifesaver. What's with the
outfit?"

"Well I may barely fit in it now but if I was in TsunamiMode it would fit
perfectly... well if sexily."

Eldrick in a patented way didn't catch the clue,"Going somewhere?"

"My room."

"Okay."

"Okay? You're going with me," she smiled and blushed.

"Oh... is today..."

"Yes," she hefted a large radish a foot and a half long in her hand,"This is so
you don't weasel out. It's a dikon radish. One whack and you'll conk right out
then I can do whatever I like with your somnolent form," the blush was
extending down her neck.

He blinked,"Determined today aren't we?"

She sighed,"I've figured a few things out. I know you really try to avoid me
often, or we just play at love making when we do. I also know that TsunamiMode
is hard to maintain because I still think like I belong in this younger looking
form," she paused,"I also know I'm a different person when "older". I don't
think or act the same all that much. Makes me feel like a Pokemon and the
Incredible Hulk at the same time. I "evolve" but I lose the thought that sent
me there and boom," She motioned to her neotenized state," But like I said...
different thoughts send me up. And depending on why I changed if I ever got
stuck... I'd be like that. If I was doing it for a fight... I'd be aggressive
and quick to violence. If just to reach a higher shelf... I might be Kasumi
Tendo-ish or like Belldandy even.

"Whatever I bring on the change for... could be stuck. And so... if that's the
case... and even if it risks a second Margo or even Joy... I'd like to change
for our lovemaking today. I no longer want to give you the impression that
you're being indecent with your younger sister. I know I'm only one of many
here but I worry I don't hold a place in your heart besides 'younger sibling'.

"Though I guess that's okay if you like that and stuff," she rambled as she
slid to the verge of sobbing," I mean Charhon and Margo have times when they
make Konei and Gerard look like the stodgy couple down the street who have
never even seen each other..." Eldrick dropped to a knee and kissed away a tear
as it was born and ran down her face," naked."

She sighed that he was so close. He almost felt like he belonged to her and her
alone. She spoke softly then,"I might have one on the other side too," he
kissed her there as ordered. She sighed,.o0(This is like the scene in
Utena.)0o. "Are you going to be my Akio of the evening? Am I going to be
wandering around with a 360 degree blush mumbling 'Cactuses... Cactusses?'" she
giggled.

"Whatever the Maiden demands." She leaned against the wall behind her accross
from the elevator as removed a specially designed shoe off her foot. He
massaged the foot for a few minutes before bending and grasping the top of the
sock in his teeth slid it down and it off. He then switched feet and did the
same.

Carefully he slid her shorts down her legs, almost agonizingly slowly. The
radish fell to the ground and she kicked it away when she could. He peppered
her legs with kisses as he made his way up to gently tugging her panties
-something she didn't normally wear- down a little bit at a time per leg. She
nearly ripped her Tshirt off her head. They were operating at different speeds.

Or so it seemed as suddenly he kissed her forcibly as his massaging hands slid
her legs apart. Eld tasted her shaking flesh as he lead his tongue down her
lithe body.

As he sucked at the keyhole to her cave of splendor her legs nearly gave way
from the sensation. She motioned for him to stop and she laid back on the
carpeting on his offered cape. The smell of him trapped in the fabric excited
her as her nature made her aware of his agitated pheromones.

He placed her legs on his shoulders and resumed his tender ministrations. She
began moaning for him to speed up... slow down... go deeper... to which he
responded that that was next.

Her back arched announcing the quakes were soon. He adjusted his pants once
again as he released in them a second time. She noticed and made reaching
motions. His hand went in and moistened a finger which she sucked clean.

And then she came and he then let go of her at her signal. She rocked and
writhed and fingered herself lightly during the shocks.

People arrived to see what was the matter, but Noh'ohki warded them off. The
mechanical cabbit had taken up the post of hall monitor. No one could watch
without a pass. And since there was no way to get a pass...

"More," was all she eventually said and he leaned back in. Faster... then
slower... and then deeper. All separated by an orgasm.

He figured she was tired. He figured wrong. She was just getting started.

She stood up and unbuttoned his shirt. She ran her hands over his skin before
removing the garment. She unbelted and slid his pants down and over his boots.
Some light tugging and they were on the pile with her clothing. Eldrick has
meanwhile unlaced the boots and cast them away.

She pointed to the cape. He knelt on it. Now at the right elevation she kissed
him soundly. Little dainty kisses lead her lips to his nipples which she sucked
on lightly one at a time. Then more little kisses lead her down passed his
navel.

She slid her mouth around his member and sucked lightly at it. She'd long since
decided this was the only way she liked to have it... no scrotum holding... no
spanking his bottom... no up and down motion. Just plain suction. She knew the
others employed different methods, and some even tried to foist their methods
on her. She'd learned how she liked to do it and stuck to her guns.

As fast as his pulse was going it was no wonder her "reward" arrived quickly.
She let go and gulping it down stood up and had some water to wash it down. She
planned on more kissing and while he didn't react badly to his flavor. She
wanted nothing to detract from this event.

She came back and stopped him from getting dressed. She lead him to the
elevator and they rode it down to the floor her room was on. She opened it
absently just before jumping up into his arms and kissing him. "I guess it's
your turn on top," she breathed into his ear before nibbling on his earlobe.
Instead he simply locked the door and leaned back against it. He held her and
they kissed for what seemed like forever before she reached down and slid him
into her as she moved down.

She ground into him against the door until he came inside her. She slid to the
ground then and licked the drop off that was beading on the tip ready to fall.
Assuming a position on the bed for him to enter her from behind she simply
said,"More," again.

His hands massaged her backside a little, touching flesh that looked and felt
younger than the calendar told. However unlike Washuu this body she had wasn't
by choice, and so it felt a little naughtier than it probably should have. He
hesitated.

"If it feels illegal... then break the law for me," she paused and
giggled,"Oneesama."

"Yeah not like I'm not a criminal already neh, oniichan?" And he drove himself
in. She told him to go as fast as he could as long as he could, and with a
sweatdrop plastered to the side of his head he did so.

LATER -like 2am [Someone's insatiable... deviant kawaii Astrala -Astounded Zin]

"No more. Bet... you're... happy... ... to hear that."

"You... okay?"

"I'm thinking of sleeping in... 5 minutes."

"Naughty Chef. I'd spank you if I could move."

"I did 60% of the work."

"60? More like 45."

"Ha!" he kissed her,"Well... 55% and that's my final offer."

There was a knock at the door and Eld unlocked the door with a wave of his
hand. Ami smiled at the pair,"Refreshments for the team?"

Astrala blinked,"Team?"

"Well spectators go to sporting events... and," she opened the door
further,"The bleachers were packed."

Haris, long since back from recon stuffed her little,"Go!" flags behind
her,"Well I had to know what ruckus was knocking my stuff off the wall."

"You mean you couldn't hear through the wall," Charhon admonished.

"Yeah well whatever."

Lady Kintaro took the water glasses from the thirsty pair,"I'll do breakfast in
the morning Astrala. You and Eld sleep in. I know you two haven't done more
than fondle seriously until now. Enjoy the afterglow," she winked at them as
Astrala snuggled up to Eld with Faux Starry Eyes. "Joy... the camera... must
have a shot of this!"

"Why not just take a snapshot from the house cameras?"

"Need a closeup of course. Duh," she giggled. Given the camera she flashed a
shot of the pair and then closed the door,"Sleep well!" she yelled through the
door.

ELSEWHERE

"What the blazes kept you?"

"Chill. Just Chill. What we do is an art. We are artists."

Mal looked at Lag carrying a salt lick with him and treating it like a
lollipop,"Yeah... artists... what do you do... finger paint?"

"I don't have to take this."

"Sorry... figured you're the new guys hired by Lossy... so I figured you were
'1337 F14m3r2'."

"Not us. Right Lag?"

Lag looked at Peer quisically,"Huh?" then did a right face.

Peer twitched,"Um... uh... so why are you borrowing us and is there money
involved?"

"I want you to increase your activities a thousand fold."

"Artists don't work factory style. I need one server at a time... savor it...
hurt it... cripple it. That's work you know."

"You can go ballistic on my Visa Crystal Card."

"You want quick and dirty you go it."

"Should have known when you said artist."

"Hey I still have standards... I'll just clone my processes. I'll have to sit
out though to take the sensory brunt."

Malhificion pointed to lag,"What about him?"

"Why do you think he's so dumb? Hey Lag... wanna go rob a convenience store?
Huh Huh?"

Lag was excited,"Convenience Bad! Stop! Destroy! ROB!"

"See? He'll go anywhere."

"BOOM! BOOM!!! BOOM!!!!!!"

"Down Lag... heel. Ack!" Peer is cut short as he is grabbed by the heel and
flattened into the ground. "Make the hurting stop..."

"So this is why you only take out a few people at a time? Lag strikes without
friend or foe indicators?" Mal prodded.

"Artists suffer for their trade."

"You wouldn't know art is it bit you."

"Server destruction and user torment are simply new fields. You'll... see."

"Well in any case I have someone I want to tag along. I don't think they'll
cramp your style."

"Do they have a name?"

"Flint or something. They'll meet you later. Ta ta!"

"Just great... baby sitting," he suddenly paused in his pre-rant,"Lag stop
gnawing on my leg. We have Art to perform."

Lag dropped him,"ART GOOD."

"Yes. Yes it is. And one day we'll be recognized in our fields as the Gods we
are. Titans of Turmoil!"

"TURMOIL!"

LATER

Morning shown happily. In parts of the universe birds sang sweetly. In others
the sky was clear and bright.

All was peaceful. Sure we all know that means all snot is gonna spill and
evil's gonna give your happiness an Atomic Wedgie after making sure you're in a
chastity belt first but... that's not NOW is it? I mean we can shelve the
pessimism for a little while yet. Can't we?

We can? Excellent! This means alot to me. Narrators often get the shaft.

An eye slowly opened and looked at the closed lid of another eye. It studied
the face the lid was part of and the somnolent expression nailed to it. The Eye
trailed down the sleeping form to a bridge -an arm- extended over from that
body to the body the eye belonged to.

A light gasp escaped the mouth as the hands felt over the body and found it not
the same as the night before. Not unlike a butterfly coming out of a cocoon,
the body had metamorphosed. And this time the mind did not seem to have willed
it.

Astrala slid out of bed and looked in her mirror, now far to short to show all
of her. She adjusted some settings and saw the whole of the new Astrala. She
liked what she saw.

She was as tall as her TsunamiMode, but her chest wasn't as abundant as she was
used to it becoming. It looked natural. Like she'd aged into this form. Her
hair however wasn't any different so she hadn't just turned the clock ahead
biologically.

She noted other differences. Her skin wasn't "thick" like a person used to
tanning. Her skin was like that -and her form lightly muscular- when she used
to change for combative reasons. Nor did she think punching someone was a means
to a good time.

She also wasn't how she'd look when she just wanted to be older -when he magic
was peaked. Her nails were manageable not long and beautiful and decorated like
wands and staves -surely the envy of any manecurist. And again her hair was
normal... not floor length like say Mistress 9 from Sailor Moon fame.

This definitely wasn't her "hip" form wherein she'd be be sparkled and speckled
from head to toe in what seemed to be fairy dust. That was her defensive form.
She also wasn't thin as a rail.

This form was just... normal. Chest wasn't 44D... just sorta average. Leg's
weren't killer... just nice looking. When she stood up straight with her legs
together you couldn't still see through to the wall behind her.

"I'm Developed, and that's all," she spun around and looked in a hand mirror at
the rear view,"And only nicely developed... not over developed. I like it."

"Nice new form," Eld mumbled left eye barely open over the pillow,"What's it
look like dressed?"

"I don't know."

"What's this form do by the way?"

"I don't know."

He blinked,"This the new you then or something?" He leaned up on an elbow.

"I think so. I dunno if it's me though. I feel like I'm staring at a stranger,"
and as she said that she reverted,"I just got it... and now... it's gone?"

"Try changing to the form."

"It might not be that easy."

He stuck his tongue out,"Try anyway."

"Well it's not gonna,"she said before suddenly she had changed,"work...? Eld
are you helping?"

"Describe how I would go about it and I might."

"This is all me then," she looked in the mirror stunned,"Kiss me."

Eldrick rolled out of the bed and walked up to her,"No problem," he kissed her
lightly on the lips and as if his lips were on fire blood spread through her
cheeks as a blush. Her imagination was in overdrive from the kiss and he had to
catch her before she fell over.

But her form stayed put. She switched one way then the other between forms. She
had full range of forms,"It's like flipping a switch or turning a knob... like
with my wings. Thank you. I owe this to you."

"Oh you don't owe me anything."

"But I WANT to owe you... so I can pay you back," She slipped her arms around
him and rubbed up against him,"Don't you want me to pay you back... oniisama?"

LATER STILL

"Ohayo!"

Haris turned at the semifamiliar voice,"O- huh? Who are... Astrala? Startled me
Didn't recognize you. So what do you call this form?"

"Adult."

"When you develop this one?"

"Beats me. Speaking of beating... Send those eggs this way Kintaro-san!" she
called as she entered the kitchen.

Ami smiled and shoved the bowl down the counter,"Nice look only someone isn't
going to be the happiest camper about it," Ami said as she pointed down.

Astrala's kitchen boots' electronic eyes gazed at her dumbstruck. Normally she
couldn't cook and stay in a form other than adolescent. Her new ability
rendered them obsolete.

A tear moved to her eye as she left the bowl on the counter and picked up the
loyal footware,"Don't you two worry... I'll... I'll integrate you into
something where you'll never be obsolete. I swear it."

They lept happily out of her arms and boost jumped the the stairs and headed to
parts unseen.

"What to put them into or onto though?"

"Give MegaEld an Upgrade. He'll be MegaPleased," Lady kintaro giggled at the
thought of Eldy bouncing around like a jumping bean.

"That will work swimmingly! Thanks!"

"Don't thank me... scramble," she winked.

While everyone slowly assembled, Eld went to check his expected mountain of
email. Everyone else loved to watch the food go from the ingredients phase to
the edible phase, but he usually just grumbled through e-mail.

Konei bounced past him from the computer room,"Morning!"

"Uh morning... what were you doing in there?"

"Oh reading online comics... I sorted your email for you. Nothing new though."

"Mail is always coming in. Did you change any settings?"

"Nope," she smiled in response,"Did you not want me to sort your mail?"

He sat at the keyboard the screen lit up to show a browser window for EVERY
online comic known and unknown to man woman or bargheest. A quick glance at his
history file showed that indeed she was reading them ALL. She'd been through a
million sites in an hour alone.

She'd also sorted 4 gb of email, removing duplicates, compressing the answered
mail into substorage, Found 1 virus that had managed to get into the terminal
and flush it right back out. It was a herculean task. She'd done it in 10
minutes flat.

"How?"

"I just pushed the funny buttons," she smiled vapidly. "Oops forgot my book!"
She picked up a copy of "Quanta, You, and the Universal Stew". A book massing
in the hundred pound class. And no it's not a physics for dummies book. You
have to have a degree in mechanical engineering just to turn the propulsion
system on so you can take the book to class without breaking an arm should you
trip.

"There are even comprehensive filters for the mail so I can pidgeon hole like a
demigod," he noticed the book,"When you get that?"

"When I signed up for Washuu-sensei's class."

"Wait... I Teacher's Assistant the class that uses that."

"Cool you can give me a ride every morning! One trial of everystudent smashed
with love and justice!"

"Quick question... what page are you on?"

"In this, my eighth reading, I'm on page 3501 covering the Masses. They're
soooo cute aren't they?"

Eldrick just smiled and nodded, and hit the get new messages button. A Window
popped up signalling an intrusion had been supressed. He tried again. Same
window. He pinged the machine and the answering reply was 19 times as fast as
it should be... and was coupled with 3 different electronic attacks.

He routed the terminal to the main computer and tried from there. He traced the
intrusion attempt back by letting the computer counter hack the hack. The Mail
Subsystem Mainframe was the one attacking. That meant all mail for some 9
billion people was a wasteland of evil bits now. And to judge by the skill and
viciousness of the attacking code.... machines were turning into charcoal
brickets left and right. He reached for the phone to Washuu.

Konei chimed in,"Oh she arrived a little while ago to see if we were seeing the
same thing then smelled breakfast brewing and headed downstairs."

"In the heart of catastrophe... she's having waffles?"

"Ami and Astrala are making waffles?! COOL!" And she ran down the stairs.

He sighed. Workbot bustled in with a glass of orange juice and a note. The Note
read,"Food's getting cold. Here's a sample to entice you to EAT. -Lovely Ami"

"Workbot. Instruct Central to continue hacking TMSM. Add the backup AI core if
I haven't used it for something else by now. If I have come tell me and I'll
make a new one later... or maybe Washuu has one spare. Anyway, I'm being forced
to breakfast. If something needs my attention patch it," he reached and picked
up what looked like a 90's tech laptop.," to my laptop."

Workbot nodded to the affirmative.

Downstairs Eld found a curious sight.

"Hi Eld... I'm being used as a Kiseake doll by my sisters. Anything YOU want to
see me in?" She sweatdropped as Margo brought over a bunny suit.

"Uh... Moldiver?"

Ami handed him a plate of food,"Eat. And watch."

"Hai hai."


ELSEWHERE

"Think she's in Chiri?"

"Maybe Richi."

"Too bad we didn't know what a goddess she was neh?"

"Oh definitely. To think we only joined Variable Geo to find Eldrick."

"To think we got sucked into that Plothole and ended up in Anime Land."

"I don't think it's called Anime Land."

"I only said it because it was catchy."

"That it is. That it is Richi."

"Terrible Thought Time."

"Braced."

"What if she was just drunk?"

"Hmm... ouch. We'll have to keep her bombed then."

"I was just going to suggest that."

One poised to high five the other,"Great minds..."

The other answered the pose,"Think alike!"

Behind them came,"Wow! Clothed Girls!"

They rounded on him,"Are the girls in this suite home?"

"Yeah are they in or out?"

"They should be heading to the bus soon."

The Door opened. Panty-clad derrieres flanking a determined face greated the
hall trio. Err Duo. The neighbor just fainted again.

"Hell of a way to guard their bodies," the twins said.

Jo sweatdropped,"Well they passed out reading your letter."

"Richi they were impressed!"

"We wrote it so well Chiri!"

Jo cleared her throat,"More like "The Queen" was plastered, and "The Seneschal"
wants no part of what the other did in her drunken state. Basically the letter
was so sobering they passed out."

"Not a problem."

"Nope. Not a problem at all."

Jo sweatdropped again. "Well I don't have a problem with the arrangement. More
cute girls around means more to oggle. Take one each... but no running off we
have a bus to catch."

"We have a car," Richi took Kasumi.

"A very spacious car," Chiri took Sunahama.

"Hey whatever but you better have a hidden parking space. Against school rules
to drive in without the right tax bracket," Jo grumbled. The motorcycle she'd
frittered funds away on was still impounded.

At school things were... not as they expected. There were banners up to The
Kai's. Normally such a thing would get one expelled, but with a principal and
head teacher who were regulars at Planet Hentai, and a good chunk of the
dashing teaching staff trying to cover up histories as AV Girls and AV Boys,
almost no one at the campus COULD say anything without being a hippo critter.

Kasumi stirred at all the cheering,"Huh? WHAT?! SUNAHAMA! We're... famous."

Sunahama opened an eye,"And we're piggybacking on strange girls' backs."

"Are we strange Chiri?"

"If the Royals say so then we are."

"Good enough for me," Sunahama was allowed onto the ground.

"Yep we're strange," Kasumi the stone gargoyle was placed on the ground on her
butt. She promptly started cracking and blowing away in the wind.

Sunahama malleted her into dust,"We have no time for that... we're almost
late."

Kasumi reformed and dashed for the gateway.


"A school without students... is not a school," announced the Head teacher with
his foot blocking the left gate.

"And a starless school is a dark and forbidding place," the principal intoned
as his foot blocked the right gate. "Class has been delayed pending your
arrival... Miss Kai and Miss Kai."

The head teacher nodded. He looked behind them,"Ah our transfer students... I
suppose we can forgive you your tardiness on your first day."

Jo sighed,"But I'm still late even though I'm ranks ahead of them. Ah well. 50
jumping jacks here I come. WITH A TWIST!" She shed her clothing like a skin...
but before she could start a stage hook dragged her into the courtyard before a
passerby saw the show.

The Principal with drool on his chin and a sweatdrop on his left ear calmed his
diminuitive form and looked up at her EYES,"You're not late either. No jumping
jacks."

"And my uniform?" she looked around for it. Outside the gate a dog was skipping
happily away with the skirt around it's head like a mane... the rest was gone.
Only her backpack remained.

"Principal! The clothing thief has struck again! That's 3 missing uniforms
today alone! We don't have anymore spare. One of the teachers is even forced to
wear a school uniform... the last in Student Insei's size."

The Scene dissolved to show a teacher blushing profusely in an outfit a few
sizes off. Ads she blushed redder and redder she told the story of the Demon of
the Roshomon to a very attentive class. An image of beauty in high heels. Only
she seems to think she looks naughty. The classes attention is on how portrait
perfect their instructor had become not on the fact she was stretching the
seams.

On fade back we find Jo Insei marching down the hallway naked as a jaybird on
her way to class. Rather than play an interesting game of clothing turned
bondage gear she elected to be comfortable instead. The five students walking
down the hallway might as well have been the Ohtori Student Council.


The Unrelated Kai's would find that they'd be asked to form an instructional
club for Variable Geo Combat Domination. Jo Insei would find herself invited to
join the Art Club as she'd never find an uniform her size in all of Tokyo
again. And the Twins... well they made incest look stylish when one would be
told to go screw themselves in Debate Club.

But that's for another time. Ja ne.

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Neoteny- Biology. The Retention of juvenile characteristics in an adult
organism.

Neotenized - Locked in a State of Neoteny or reverted to a juvenile state.

As used in the cases pointed out it simply means an eternally youthful
character never seeming to age. I'm stealing this stuff fairly blatantly -as
descriptive terms- from Parasite Eve 2. And yes I'm probably misusing the
terms. At least I'm not using "Through the process of mitochondrial telomerase"
or some other valid but LARGE phrase.

/Andrew Perron Writes (A Psycho Friend of mine... Hi Drew ^-^):

>As for actual criticisms, you still tell instead of showing a lot,

/And I Replied with:

The Hope incident with the Thing and the Other Thing right? Personally I'd
rather contract out Squaresoft for FMV for that than describe the scene in
detail. The only thing there was to SEE was what happened in the previous
chapter...

Plus the Contriver for the subarc was aiming for that Anno-esque "And what the
hell just happened? "Congratulations!"? For what? Talking to himself?!?! I DON"T
GET THIS!"

*will add that to the notes at the bottom*

And perhaps the Charhon and Haris investigate stuff eh? THAT *WILL* get
details... later ^-^

Any others? This is the end of a section... I could add another 1000 lines still
ya know ^.~


/And so... got it? IF things seemed really easy... or "Hey look what just fell
in my lap." There's a reason... I'm planning ahead for once.