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                        Because I have nothing better to do Productions
                                  An Eldrick Tobin project
                           From "It makes sense in my head" Theater
                                     A story of The Arc
                                 Joyful Noise Omake Unit 02:
              If ya can't stand the heat maybe you should speak with less of it

.o(This Time... he's mine... hehe)o.

..(Maybe I can try to confuse her to get her to stop. Works in the movies...)..

"Ego, I have ice cream."

..(Screw that she's my new best friend!).. "OooH! Where!" and a net descended on 
nothing... she missed. Ego's shadow on the wall freaked and dashed downstairs. 
"Mustn't... fall... for... the... easy ones."

.o(Next one will work. Then I'll have one of the universe's largest s'mores.)o. 
"Alright ego... you win..."

"Of course I win Percy-chan! Egotism and scorn always win," she couldn't narrow 
down where he was speaking from probably downstairs already.

She snuck down the stairs to the door... kinda hard with an SD Ametrine rushing 
pell mell up the stairs with SD Ardice in hot pursuit -with net!

Ground floor. She put her fingers to her lips but none of the assembled looked 
up. She wondered if it was good or bad that Eterna hadn't noticed her... he had 
a knack... then she saw he was tied up and nestled between Kasumi and Sunahama 
and being double glomped. Confusion and Joy were whispering sweet nothings to 
each other... Margo and Charhon had long since left that phase behind and gone 
to their room... Noh'ohki and SD Konei were playing... or rather Noh'ohki was 
sleeping and SD Konei was nibbling on the furball's ear. Fullsize Konei was up 
in the security booth... conducting searches on Gerard. Ami Kintaro, and Hope 
were off shopping for clothing.

Perseis shuddered again... they'd asked her along. She'd rather be duct-taped to 
a wall. She glanced over at Haris who shared a conspiratorial wink before 
nodding her head towards the kitchen where Astrala could be heard arguing with 
Ego about Ice Cream not being part of a balanced diet... in the quantities he 
was trying to down.

"Haris... I got this silly thing on... you can come knock the garbage out of 
me," he walked carefully down the stairs... unaccustomed to kendo attire... and 
tongs. He saw her look over and burst out laughing. "I look like Saionji don't 
I? That's it I'm getting out of ... hey! You guys are watching Shoujo Kakumei 
Utena!" he said as he dashed over suddenly NOT worrying about falling over. He 
stopped when the big screen showed Himemiya summoning the sword. He went starry 
eyed.

"Maybe I should dress up as Anthy to get your attention... now get your butt in 
this seat and hush," Haris said chidingly after throwing a Kiryuu Touga plushy 
at him.

"Oh yeah right... but shouldn't I dress up as Anthy... I've got the tan for 
it... ignore what I just said."

"Maybe I should dress up as Saionji and knock some sense into you," she winked.

Percy whispered,"Whatever you do don't clue Ego in," she pointed to the kitchen.

Eldrick was dragged to the couch and Percy-chan snuck to the door...

She straightened up by the door and looked to the kitchen, and sudden 
announced,"Well I'm going to the Dairy Queen by the Labs..." And with that Ego 
zoomed out of the fridge carolling some warped Snow White parody and was caught 
in the suddenly pulled out net of Percy-chan... and they tumbled outside 
violently...

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Needless to say being an Omake... and an Arc Omake... well... they missed the 
portal... and careened off into...

FanSpace!

The Majestic Larch forest stretched out around them. A simple circle of stones 
in the heart of the clearing the only thing to say anyone had ever been here.

"What the heck, pu! Where the heck are we, pu. Why do I keep saying Pu, pu?"

Percy-chan looked over at her quarry... which looked surprisingly like 
Mokona,"What happened to you Ego?"

"Me, pu? What about you Captain Perseis Katsuragi, pu? I really hate saying Pu, 
pu. ARGH, pu."

"Katsuragi?" And Percy-chan looked down to see she was a body double now for 
Misato Katsuragi. [If she checked herself out or not we leave to the reader 
imagination - Buttinski Zin] She fluffed her hair and ran her fingers through 
it... then on a whim she looked for the scar... .o(Not There... good)o. "Now 
what was I gonna do to get that information out of you... Well since you are the 
uber marshmellow critter now... I could..." She paused to think. She snapped her 
fingers and the background fell away and it was just colors and her captive.


Egokona freaked,"I've seen this setting before, PU!!! You mustn't do it... 
please I beg you, pu!"

She flatout gave him a 'Too late for that' look and then announced,"To find out 
where you hid my Plushies I will do anything I have to! Like... Pull on your 
ears..." and she did so... foot on his head ears firmly grasped in her hands...

"Painful, pu!"

"Stretch out your mouth!" She leapt into action thumbs rammed into Egokona's 
mouth hands being slowly yanked in opposing directions.

"Excwuciating, pu!"

"Or tie you up!" And then she tied him up in an SD flurry and strung him up over 
a caldron of boiling chocolate.

"Help me, pu!"

"Can the toilet humor," she glared at suspended-boy.

"I can't help it, pu! It just comes out, pu!"

She twitched,"Looked just tell me where you hid my plushies."

"No you hurt me and I didn't like it at all so I'm not telling you, pu-pu," he 
did that one on purpose. She snapped like Kiyone dealing with Mihoshi... and 
pulled out 2 giant graham crackers.

"You wouldn't, puuuuuuu-owwwww-pu!" She dropped him in the chocolate.

It was only them that she noticed the Jigglypuff in the Sailor Fuku drawing a 
smiley face on the steaming caldron. She snatched it up to avoid it hurting 
itself. "Hi there!"

It smiled holding up it's marker like it was the Crescent Moon Rod,"Jigglypuff!" 
It then smelled the air and looked at it's marker. The marker was melted where 
it had encountered the pot not much... but just enough to not work now. 
"Jiggly..." was all it could say as tears welled up ready to drop.

"Aww..." she reflexively hugged the the Pokmon that was called Purin in 
Japan... while Ego sputtered and called for help ineffectually. She then set it 
down and pulled a fresh marker out of a pocket and presented it to the Balloon 
Pokmon. Starry-eyed it accepted the fresh marker, and held it up like a Sailor 
Senshi might hold up a power upgrade. The fuku changed and Jigglypuff was 
sporting an Eternal Sailor Moon fuku which it bounced away to the ground in. 

Percy-chan went to pick it up again when suddenly she heard movement behind her. 
Ignoring the nicely chocolate coated Ego-Mokona's frantic Pu'ing she turned to 
see Sailor Pluto looking at the caldron with a little less than her usual calm.

"What IS that in there?" was all she asked.

MisaPercy turned,"Oh... that's Eldrick's Ego... he won't tell me where he hid my 
plushies. I wouldn't share my ice cream with him even though he had 3 gallons of 
assorted flavors infront of him... he got vengeful. So I did the same."

"I see... I figured it was one of the Havocs chortling victory over a pair of 
panties I hadn't noticed had gone missing," just then that familiar breeze blew 
through... and Setsuna-sama blasted into the surrounding forest,"Dead Scream."

Cream lemon ensued... not far enough to get on them fortunately... though it put 
out the fire under the cauldron. The senshi of Time then walked over and grabbed 
the purloined garment... popping it into hammerspace to wash later. She then 
turned to M. Katsuragi who suddenly looked up at her face. Setsuna blinked,"Did 
you just..." but she didn't have time to finish her question when she noticed 
Havoc-chan pop her head out of Percy-Misato's Vest.

Havoc-chan looked totally crestfallen simply asked,"Neh... where'd you put your 
panties and bra," before being yanked out by an Angry Perseis and plunged face 
first into the chocolate.

"Bleah can't have that giant s'more now..."

"Why were you going to make it again? Havoc decimated my short term memory by 
showing up... oh yes your plushies. Let's go find them... I think I saw where he 
hid them."

Percy smiled,"Yatta! And then I can help with your laundry in recompense."

Time's Guardian considered it then said,"You can't have them either."

Meanwhile behind them the creature from the chocolate lagoon escaped the 
chocolate,"I'm going to make her pay for this, pu!" It blinked. "But first back 
to normal, pu. Being like this just feels like it's wrong, pu."

And then the chocolate hardened... and Ego only said one thing before it 
hardened too much for him to speak,"Crap, pu." Okay okay so that was 2 things...

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Finis


Perseis appears courtesy of her not saying no... and because after seeing the 
Presea/Precia/Pelcia and Mokona seen in Magical Knights Rayearth I thought this 
would be perfect to omake-ify. Plus she's talked of making him into a giant 
s'more before.

The Labs... refers to The Mad Scientist Otaku Cabal's lab facility where much 
weirdness happens.

Eterna appears because Kasumi and Sunahama requested it. Yes characters can 
request things for Omakes... what they can't... what do you mean they can't... 
those 2 just did... Oh well... Guess next Omake I won't have that orgy...

Joy: Oh pu ;.;

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