The Cast! Threatanes - The Creature. It's shaped like a VERY large Critter like from the Critter movies. Has 2 large pasty marble guns that fire some type of energy ball [Sorry classified - MIB-ly Zin]. Constructed of Magic in the 7th Final Fantasy Preserve by Lossoth for an unknown purpose. Name derived by a misspelling by Kain Aron Highwind -a former reg on AGFF- in an AIM conversation. K"...that threatanes the world" K"Threatens I mean" E"Threatanes... sounds like a Final Fantasy Villain." K"Yes it does doesn't it." E"Can I use it? My creature in Ami Tales 7 needs a name." K"Sure... just make sure I get credit ;)" Not that he'll probably ever read this. Astrala - Young Demon. No younger than any of the other demonettes she was given genetically her body just so that Lossoth wouldn't have only one age one look to ogle. She appears 14-16... she can control it to a small degree -or do a wholesale magical look change. Personality a blending of pieces from Skuld (A! Megami-sama/Oh My Goddess) and Sasami (Tenchi Muyo). [What you think of her? -Blatant Zin] Haris - Masqueraded as Ami. Second "oldest" of the group though no older than any of the others. A bit hard to take personality-wise at times. Has a good heart deep down. Modeled physically after Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo by Lossoth genetically. Can easily change her looks at will unlike Astrala who is too young yet to do it without concentrating. Personality swiped pretty much entirely from Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. [Think he did a good job? -Inquisitive Zin] Konei - Absconded off with Gerard. Made to act like a cat girl by Lossoth though light genetic manipulation, and a few years of making her think she was a cat and not a demon. This gave her a bubbly personality ... but a tendency to forget things easily. ["Oh look a ball of string" - Comical Zin] Personality just pulled out of the air... though a few bits are markedly Mihoshi, and some bits Nuku Nuku (not that the author has watched it yet -damnit!- but he's read a few dojinshi stories like "Cats and Cradles" which are highly acclaimed) Charhon /Saron/ - Masqueraded as Hope. Most polite of the group. Genetically disposed towards politeness and a bit of that royal/noble aloofness that occasionally turned the fires up for Lossoth [Dirty old man -Indignant Zin]. Personally has facets of Hope's small slivers of Aeka, and some bits of Tsunami and Achika [Someone hasn't seen a lot of Anime -Informative Zin] Ardice - Lead Demon. Designed in the egg to be that older yet still hot to trot [Dirty old man - Repetitive Zin] Anime type that shows up as the foxy teacher, the quiet nurse... or the Detective who reigns in an idiot. Personality derived from bits of Sylia Stingray and Lots of Kiyone. Margo - Pretty Demon. Sex is her design and function. She can't get enough thought she can temporarily be satisfied. Her figure will never fracture and her breasts and butt will never sag [Um mm... -Horny Zin]. Does the martial arts -and marital- to pass the time between sex. Bits of Urd [DUH! *whap* - Clue-giving Zin] Saoko(spelling) from A! Megami-sama/Oh! My Goddess. Also has overconfidence from Ryoko and Noble Juraians in general [The biggest examples though seem to be... no. There are no females so names are avoided to keep depraved people in check - Protective Zin] Gerard Clasto - Ex Guard. Has soul debt to Konei. Basic Micronized Zentradi. Think about the extra guy in 50's Sci Fi series. He never touches the women -that's the leads job- and truly doesn't seem much interested. In this case he has full access to most of them with but a word but he'd never say that word himself. Doesn't do anything for him really. [Don't look for a personality definition. I don't think he has one. He's a sidekick. - Mean yet truthful Zin] Inquisitor Darhm - Bureaucrat. Zero sex drive. Visually looks like Seiryo crossed with the current Emperor of Jurai (Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki.) [Likes to be called sir, Inquisitor, Sex God... you know anything that sounds like you are looking up to him - Snide Zin] Cid Highwind, Shera - [Go play Final Fantasy Seven! - Upset Zin] Omlusk - Derived from a standard Military Boomer/Special Agent mentality. A Robotic Guard Class 2 of 3 classes.[Ignore with prejudice - Anarchistic Zin] Ego - That self hateful yet thinks-you-are-god(ess)-of-all-creation piece in all of us... though mine in this case. [No comment - Soul Searching Zin] Lossoth - That which makes people ignore negotiations. That which makes people go beyond "I hate you! Could you please hush?" The Lord of Flames. Flames as in email/usenet flames of course. Personality has some bits of Dr. Clay (Tenchi Muyo) and probably some bits from Kagato as well. Brain's sense of megalomania (Pinky and the Brain). No taste really save the creation of the Demonettes when he was younger. [A prick - Name calling Zin] Orignally Potentially named for a monster in a Castlevania game: CV:SOTN Lossoth: Searches among graves and knows much lore. Attacks with fire from its lamp. *tidbit taken from Castlevania Library?* Hope - A bit of Rei Ayanami and Misato Katsuragi mixed with Ryoko's sense of duty. Washuu calm ability to think things out also. Not a Terran human -nor Juraian either- but of the original Race of Humans who created the Zentradi and the Zentraedi... which just means a really old race of humans anyway. [Ouch -Confused Zin] [Ow... well of course The Author could be wrong... he knows Robotech better than Macross. So don't take his word as God's own -Chiding Zin] Ami Kintaro -Hentai Anime Girl borne of her creator's general loneliness. [This sounds like either a personal ad or a plea for mental help - Cold Zin] Originally created to fulfill a task she remained because her creator couldn't abandon her... he realized he liked her, maybe even loved her and then the whole of the Ami Tales began. Has a family that deserves burning at the stake. Then revived and done in again. Ami Tales - A collection of linked stories of a semi self insertion fan fiction style. Set in AGFF auxiliary Space (The space created when posts get pushed off of servers by other posts) it is a confusing view of the mind of it's writer Jason F. Long who uses Eldrick Tobin throughout though the character is also named Jason F. Long. The Stories Eldrick Tobin acts just like the Real Life one but has been luckier with things than his penman. Sort of the life one would like to have with complications thrown in because of course happiness has a price. Eldrick Tobin - A made up name used in RPG's and Usenet posting. The person behind the name has postponed posting on AGFF indefinitely due to personal reasons and post volume. Can still be found on alt.hentai.sailor-moon, and alt.disgusting.stories.my-imagination which he founded -though most servers don't have it. <> In the Company of Hope - A Collection of Connected Stories that aren't as unlinked or spur of the moment as Ami Tales. It is the same series however. The Change in name is to accommodate the new expanded cast and because the author likes to practice Random Capitalization on ALL the WoRDS he can [Boy Howdy - Redneck Zin] Joy - Lady Joy ; Our Lady of Depression; The Incarnation of Depression - Twin sister to Hope though obviously not identical so it would seem, she asked to take the post nearly directly in opposition to her sister for reasons unknown. Almost never does her job... she instead has benchtested every M.I.R.R.O.R. prototype and is satisfied to only handle the tough cases now. Her archetype isn't as specific as the other girl's, instead she has bits and pieces from everywhere... even from the other characters. Her temper can fizzle quite quickly. The Fabrics - Lace, Velvet, Thread, and Sheer - Girls created with and empowered by the fabrics they are named after... though you wouldn't know to look at them... touch them... [Grope them - Schwing Zin]. They are placed under Joy's disposal until Joy decides she doesn't like being sided with Lossoth anymore -in a nutshell. They are arrested and then later break out. They are still at large. Their confiscated Magical Belts are also missing. They have no set character reference templates. [Which means they're a train wreck. - Tsking Zin] recent events have changed their status. Agent Orangé - Ego's alter ego. [How an Ego can have an alter ego is beyond me - Flabbergasted Zin] Despises Eldrick. Loves the Fair Lady Joy. He is a puppet of evil, and what Lossoth has always wanted to turn Ego into. Concept borrowed from Xenogears (copyright Square Co. Ltd) in that he is similar to Id. Narcissistic Opinion is an optional extra. Sailor Moon Characters of course do not appear with permission... how would I get it anyway. And would I get it from the Fanboys! after they get permission or still from DiC or Toei or Naoko Takeuchi? Tenchi Muyo Characters appear also without permission, and probably without proper characterization in that the author is just a hack. Rurouni Kenshin - no permission as are the other worlds popped into for brief periods. The Fanboys! ; Fanboys! Continuity ; Lords Chaos, Mayhem, Pestilence, Carnage, and Lady Anarchy - All stolen for ICH5 so that they could be scared a teeny tiny bit. His Lordship Chaos's opinion of this usage is not known though he was forewarned and has been mailed a copy of the chapter. [He probably didn't like it -Crying Zin] Cameraman Dave - Brother to Cameraman Dan as seen in Fanboys! Name originates from The Dan and Dave Olympic nonsense ;) Macross Characters do not appear with permission either by the way. "Rick Hunter" - A being as yet of undetermined description. Possesses Cameraman Dave, and forces CD to do as he wishes in the Fanboys! Continuity. Uses other bodies after being Ejected... but continues to use the Leon Visual Character Template probably because the mind is the same behind the body. Plan of willing Sexaroid army modeled after all the women of Anime helping him to take over all the Continuities of Anime remains hindered hopefully. "Max Sterling" - the Fanboys Representation of Eldrick Tobin... who is a Representation of Jason F. Long. Has the looks of Seiryo, and the Voice of Kagato. Of course the Author feels that Weston Peese is just a joke name for John Lee just like Gee Gee Loo Loo is a joke name for Washuu's American Voice Actress. http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/3330/va/michael-ryan.html Michael Scott Ryan is his real name ^^ The Guy dolling out the Purple roses thinking he's Tuxedo Kamen is a character borrowed from a friend that I can't give anymore information on... gomen nasai! Neon Genesis Evangelion Characters appear also without permission, and flagrantly. Characterization is of course questioned by the author. Eterna and Confusion - Appear because they did. They are a product of the same author, a fellow poster and email buddy to Eldrick's Author. Rockman/Megaman is referenced without permission as are other characters from the Rockman/Megaman series of games,etc. Darkstalkers Characters... what can I say... no permission. Noh-ohki - An electronic cabbit. A Cabbitoid. Crafted by Washuu and Eldrick for use by Astrala as a pet. Has Nabiki Tendo-ish moments. Cannot turn into anything else. Has not appeared in the main of the series, but does appear in emails and usenet. (Canon) Noh-ohki - Has the need for a key problem Ifurita has, and while can turn into other things this is mostly for it's only lazy benefit. Manufactured at Henshin Dynamics. Purpose unknown. Such are most gifts. Probably has more black boxes than Airforce One. It's HD profile is classified. [But not a plothole. Really - Joe Izuzu Zin] Imeria "The Spy who Shagged me" Karavatine - Uses sex like most people use a video game. EXCEPT the game is to keep people distracted or to pry information out of them. She has less shame than Joy. Fur pna fuhg bss ure areibhf flfgrz naq ernpg gbgnyyl ol n fhooenva pbzchgre fb gung fur qbrfa'g unir gb npgviryl cnegvpvcngr va frk ng nyy. <> The CPS - The Continuity Policy. Based off of the Temporal Police Agency in Star Trek they are about as fun to be around, as the only time you are around them is when you are being interrogated. They Answer to Gubfr Uvture guna Rirelbar Lbh'ir Zrg- GURLZ, gur betnavmngvba oruvaq Vadhvfvgbe Qunez vasnpg. <> Reference to upcoming film "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" used... All: Without permission. Bingo! As are any other anime references I might have forgotten, Okay? A genius like me can't be expected to always remember everything. [And with harsh dating of that section of the Fic - GreyHaired Zin] Mal - Malhificion, Maheleficion, and dozens of other spellings. I saw this being first mentioned as a GOD of bad fanfiction. So I made Mal male. OOPS. Then I got told... Goddess. So I made Mal gender swap. Now I know Mal is a MUSE. This doesn't complicated things more or anything... BUT... that Grecko-Roman name is a finger puzzle. It's like Malaheleficion or something @.@ Anyway Mal has a webpage. http://www.netaxs.com/~sleet/mally.html There's the name... Malahelicon >.< try typing that regularly and you'll find mysterious assassins trying to kill you... these assassins are your hands. Some might -only some?- disagree with Mal's portrayal within. Sorry... my mind has fashioned the current personality... and it sticks. What was that? Why still keep Mal as a gender swapper? Come on... no woman wants to be within 40 miles of Lossoth. Or at least one that wants to be respected. Jo Insei - Individual borrowed permanently away from her home dimension... where legislation was passed that states that for more money you can have less rights. Sounds okay in practice... but... Anyway she stays with Kasumi and Sunahama in there apartment. Recently the complex raised the rent and all 3 had to go more actively into their Variable Geo Waitressing. Being from the dimension she's from, Jo has long since been a member. Kasumi Kai - part of the dynamic duo known as Kasumi and Sunahama, she is 4 seconds faster usually to state that while the two have the same last name they are not related. In the OMAKE episodes she is a very active fangirl of a friend of mine. She has even been seen sharing more than the sheets with Sunahama therein. She would like to let the record show that that is only in the Omake. Sunahama Kai - part of the dynamic duo known as Kasumi and Sunahama, she is 4 seconds slower usually to state that while the two have the same last name they are not related. In the OMAKE episodes she is a very active fangirl of a friend of mine. She has even been seen sharing more than the sheets with Kasumi therein. She would like to let the record show that that is only in the Omake. Variable Geo - An Anime where girls from all over -though from what I saw it isn't truly international... there are simply chapters all over and these chapters operate under a central umbrella but do no currently share members for competition- compete for 1 million dollars and a chunk of prime real estate. The higher ups have been known to contrive fighters into the competition... although they cannot actively recruit. In the scope borrowed from Variable Geo BY ME -which comes from Both Fanboys! and having watched tape 1- Havoc pays a bit low and so eventually you have to join up... and what a coincidence... Planet Hentai is a sanctioned location to fight... and what a coincidence Havoc likes to watch. I haven't heard of VG competitions being broadcast such as they are IN the anime... but then Havoc has barely touched it. Kinda sad. So this lack will be persued by ME! [Wow the Author is Such a modest soul - Oy Faced Zin] Contracts - These little "gems" depending on wording -and usually it's wording with zero on the loophole chart- can completely control another on the ... soul level - yet not. This means that they can be commanded to do just about anything. Like say sprout wings... Those given their contracts can do things beyond the ken of mortals. (con't)Some don't look to break their contracts for their own reasons. Others go to great extents to get away from theirs. Why? Because even if you possess your contract any powers and what not are subject to your own imagination. Something both awe inspiring and humbling at once. Many for this reason even return their contracts even if given them. But this last is probably more a Helsinki Syndrome than a true desire to be someone's lapdog. That said some bodyguards prefer contracts to say... becoming Wu. Or try to do both. Only generalities can be made... maybe some have genes inspired by Norman, maybe others just feel they aren't worth it. "Oh no sir Dobby wouldn't know what to do with such riches" whatever the case... they aren't a dime a dozen either so it's kinda hard to study the workings. (con't again) Also you could have a contract made about you and your cigarettes. Never forget them again. Never be able to quit again either... Kna'vish - A Magical land. A Perverted magical land. The people are invulnerable to any form of trauma illness etc... unless they want it. They also have nearly no rules and no true system of government what so ever. Sex provides everything they need. So you can imagine that if someone bends over... someone will be there grinding away. And neither will complain. Both Sexes have the power to expand and contract flesh. A finger stuck into someone's mouth could become a toothpick... OR expand to fit. Do the math on other parts of the body. This doesn't in anyway harm the other person. Often Hell will just take large chunks of the population away to be sex "slaves". Slaves is in quotes because sex is totally fine to them... but Hell likes to call them slaves anyway. Being that they usually don't have names... "You slave" is considered a compliment. They have very high rates of indentical twins... sometimes even by couples who might not have ever met. Knavish can breed with each other regardless of gender. They reproduce by Parthenogenesis. They can't reproduce with anything but their own species so far. NOTES ON PRONUNCIATION: The ' is almost always omitted. The K is silent but the syllable it's in is highly pronounced. The second syllable is spoken almost breathlessly. Like the sound is being carried away by a running brooke. The 'A' is a short 'a' FYI. The 'I' sounds like a long 'e'. Prospect - is to Hope kinda like Rei 4 (from Tape 0:13 of Evangelion) is to Rei 2 (seen in most of the Canon of Evangelion) Perkier... generally happier. yada yada. Hard to ask for a better M.I.R.R.O.R Rapture - is Joy's M.I.R.R.O.R's name. Just never saw a place to plug it. I considered using the name Ecstasy... but that's too easy. ^-^ Is not very much like Joy at all. Much more bitter. Loads more. Peer - The being who is always listed as having reset your connection on IRC. A powerful force. Little is known of Peer's motives. Peer works directly for Lossoth... to get people off IRC and onto Usenet where Lossoth can make them angry at each other and give him power through that anger. Lag - To some a Demon to others a Beast, Lag is lag. Lag is nearly omnipotent. Lag is dumber than tree sap. Sadly Lag is strong enough to hurl planets. Usually works directly with Peer. Sprint - Newly assigned to work with Peer. Formerly a free agent program. Gala The TypoFairy - Every Typo you've ever made... is her fault. But she contends that she's so cute you'd never do anything about her even if you could. a Free Agent she only works for herself. Has been known to help out Mal... usually without even being asked. Usually appears as a mote of light and sits in your ear distracting you. Sometimes by singing a song that you've heard. Almost whatever it takes. [So far as I know the TypoFairy is new...] Cube - Love it or hate it. When your wings aren't there, or you just don't wanna talk to the wall... Cube is there. Thank you for reading. PS dialogue notes. " standard dialogue. : Mental if the demonettes. Internal communications if the Highwind. \Eldrick Calling the House \\House Channel One -Attic security Center only. \\\In House link to security can be routed out as seen above. /Cid's Radio //Thyra's Radio ///Unused at the present time. |Unused ||Thyra's Radio for communicating with Jean Only. |||Jean's Radio for communicating with Thyra Only. .o0( Thoughts of the character mentioned. Usually not Eldrick .o( Other form for thoughts. Usually Eldrick to "Dark Schneider" [Zin's comments. And Also when "The Self" comments to "The Me" {unused so far as I know. .[Clone of Dark Schneider -Email and Usenet only. @Paid Announcer %Announcement sponsor info. -Omlusk and any other border guard second class's frequency. =FIB robotic commander in control of all border guards. US army equivalent rank... lieutenant. About the Mind Invasions:Ami used to get them too but she'd have too much fun with them and so Lossoth grew bored. Hope fights back which makes the challenge. About M.I.R.R.O.R.: Think Beta Unit from the Last Star Fighter. Must use magic like Ami does... via staff alone -Hope doesn't really need hers. OF COURSE you don't need this bit but it's here for no apparent reason. D1: Ardice D2: Astrala D3: Charhon D4: Haris D5: Margo DX: All the demonettes at once {NOTE: Konei does NOT have the ability to use this without alot of straining. She also can't listen unless doing it actively, but she doesn't have to strain to listen.} Almost all numbers are randomly decided by staring at the line of numbers above the QWERTY line on the keyboard (never touches the keypad.) < SIG FILE FOUND > Eldrick Tobin -- This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum The Y Chromosome... one of the roots of all evil... The other is the X. -Aren't I brilliant? < END TRANS >