The Following Includes... Sex... More sex... At least One Orgy... Flashbacks... Flashbacks with Sex in them... Flashbacks with Bondage in them... Wacky Enemies... including: Joy and her Enteroge including: Lace Velvet Sheer, and Thread. Lossoth -waking from his headache in Hell. Ego -Ego: Hey why am I on this list? Eldrick: I felt like it. Ego: Cool... just wondering pondscum. And Lossoth's upwardly mobile non-demon servant, Agent Orange. -AO: That is pronounced Orang Eldrick: Whatever... you want to do this? AO: I daresay not... too boring... though Killing you is very high in interest. Eldrick: Save it for the story. AO: I would apologize but why... Eldrick: Here comes the corny part... AO: afterall evil doesn't NEED to apologize. The Band: *rimshot* Leareth: YAY! YAOI!! Eldrick: This is getting out of hand... ahem And the Protagonists! -Margo: We get to play tag with Eldrick! "Tag... that's it... right there... oh... oh... OH!!! GODS YES!!! Eldrick: Can I finish the outline/cast list? Margo: Only if I can sit under the keyboard and... hehehe Astrala: *gasp* I should have thought of that! Haris: Slow in the brain slow in action. Eldrick: I can stop writing you know... Charhon: Sisters please... let's let him write so that we can get on to the meat of the story. Haris: You mean onto his meat. Charhon: And just what are you insinuating?! Really... my motives are quite clear... Konei: Sex right? Speaking of which... Gerard... I'm getting cold down there... I need hot beef stat! Gerard: Shouldn't we save it for the story? Konei: You are absolutely right what WAS I thinking? Ardice: About sex obviously... continue Eldrick. Eldrick: Thank you. Ami Kintaro -Ami K: What dear... I was indisposed. *wipes mouth* Hope -Hope: *blinks* *looks up to Eldrick's face* You called? Sorry I didn't respond faster... I was watching Ami... change your oil... Astrala: So that's where Ami is... can I change places with you? Astrala -Astrala: Huh? What? Eldrick: Just introducing you. Astrala: Oh... Konei Charhon Margo Haris Ardice Gerard -Gerard: You didn't have to introduce me Commander. Eldrick: Non-sense... everyone gets introduced... If Belldandy were here I'd introduce her... Or her sister Urd... or Washu... or even Ryo-ohki. Washu: What about my Ryoko? Would you introduce her? Eldrick: When did you get here?! Washu: A few minutes ago. I got tired of waiting for you to show up at the Science Academy... So I figured I'd bring myself on over. Didja miss me? Ami: Yes he did Washu... he was calling your name out in his sleep last night. Eldrick: I did not... you are both just teasing me aren't you? Washu and Ami: Yes... Eldrick: I thought so... Washu: But you enjoy it so... we tease you. Eldirck: Guess I'll get to introducing you... anyone else with you Washu? Washu: Me, Ryo-ohki, Ryoko, Aeka, Sasami, Misaki... Eldrick: Oh just wonderful... Washu: Funaho, Masato, and the Guardians stayed behind to guard the house. Mihoshi WOULD be here but she's currently on assignment. Eldrick: Why are Funaho, Misaki, and Masato here? Chapter 4 "Well Eldrick... I'll tell you how it happened..." Washu starts. "Everyone was there... embarassed or not by what was BOUND to happen," Washu pauses to chuckle, "Aeka was to perform with poor Tenchi... for her mother and father to prove she has what it takes to rule... SPIKED HEELS AND A WHIP!" "Any questions so far?" Konei asked,"By perform what do you mean exactly." "What does spiked heels and a whip give you a hint of?" "Well either kinkiness or an interesting sense of fashion." Washu sighs,"Think Bondage and Discipline." Konei's eyes widened,"That's like S&M right?" "Who says Mihoshi isn't here..." Washu muttered. "Um... you did?" "Getting back to the story," Washu groans, and then falls into the narrative. *-*-*-* Aeka: Whatever will I do... I don't have the right rope here... and Miss Washu is at the Academy as she insists it be called. Tenchi: Does this ceremony really have to happen? Aeka: I'll be gentle Lord Tenchi. Tenchi: That's not the point! I'm not into bondage!! Sasami please talk some sense into your Sister. Sasami: I'm sorry Tenchi but this has to happen... it's either this or you have to fight a melee of 15 of Jurai's finest in a battle to the death... with my sister being carried on your back the whole time. Tenchi: *sigh* But do I have to be in this apparatus until this ceremony? I promise I won't run away. Really. Aeka: *distracted as she hunts for proper equipment tossing it on the floor behind her* Lord Tenchi... you have to look like you've been in the shakles for days... It's a pity I forgot this day was on it's way. I think I'll just have to hit town for some bungie cord or something. *sigh* Is this the feeling father has that gives him that look on his face when he's in court? *sweatdrop* Tenchi: Be back soon... I'm not going anywhere... *-*-*-* "And then Aeka bumped into my daughter just outside the door..." *-*-*-* Ryoko: Must you go through with this? I'm sure there are other options... Aeka: This is the least grim Ryoko... My father really has it in for Tenchi... but as he is King... the council would back even Tenchi being slain by me as proof of my ability to rule. Ryoko: I see... well I recommend that perversion store in the next dimension over. Aeka: But I was just going to head to the general store some rope of the right gauge... Ryoko: Well I was just suggesting you not do it half assed like so many other things you do... but fine do as you like. *teleport sound* Aeka: Oh that woman really gets on my nerves. Next Dimension over? Right. *she reaches up to touch the Master Key on her forehead* *-*-*-* "Now I'm not sure how many dimensions she went through so I'll leave that up to your imaginations..." Narrator: But I can let you in on the secret! Because Narrators are all knowing... all seeing *a gun is heard cocking* Ahem... Scene Change Transformation! ---`-,{@ Aeka stood in an odd smelling place... and just before she could reach her Key someone called to her... "Hey you there... are you here for the tryouts? Better hurry and change into your gear... Heck we are late as it is. Speaking of which hurry up, Usa!" The girl dubbed 'Usa' then spoke through the weave of her sweater,"I'm trying but my odango are stuck in here I swear!" "Just hurry it up." Aeka took the opertunity to touch her Key... and she dimensionally shifted. "There! Hey where'd that girl go that you were talking to, Rei?" "She was just right there... you think she's a Negaverse Spy?" "I don't know I just hope I look good for Mamochan..." "Remember the mission 'Meatball head'" "Only Mamoru gets to call me that! And why'd he have to join the football team as a kicker anyway?" Loud Speaker: Tryouts start in 30 Seconds... Rei and Usagi screamed and ran off. ---`-,{@ Narator: After getting beamed by a mallet for popping up in the Tendo Furo Aeka finally reaches the Shop in Question. ---`-,{@ "'Just a dimension over', she says. Hmph! Well at least I'm here. 'Perverse We by, Hee Hee Hee, Knock on the Door, And meet us Four!' I guess I knock first... "This is SOOOOO boring... when are we gonna get a customer... I mean Lace... really... we haven't had a customer in an age!" says a voice within... drowning out her knock. "Patience Sheer... Patience." "That's easy for you to say Lace... you don't work the counter," Sheer mutters. "Work the counter that's a good one... Pick anyone up Sheer?" Sheer groans, "Ha ha ha, very funny Velvet... Very Funny. Hah hah." "It's all in bad taste right Sheer dear?" Velvet apologizes. "Heads up... someone's walking down the aisle." "Marriage humor Thread?" says Lace checking over the accounting. Thread slaps Lace," No... we have a customer." "Yeah so stop playing with yourself..." Velvet mumbles. "Accounting is hard work and not akin to masturbation!" "How can I help you, Lady..." "Aeka. I'm looking for and if you have any of those in different colors that would be great... I have to perform a very special "rope trick" for some very important guests." "Important?" thinks Thread," Well... then try this... we can get you 50 feet for almost nothing... and a second 50 -connected if needed- for half off." "Bad Joke Thread... just show her the cord... You'll like this Lady Aeka..." Aeka was proffered the light hemp colored cable... if was soft but LOOKED painful... and when she wrapped it around her hand and pulled... it actually gave JUST before it would have hurt. But LOOKED dreadful... she looked up puzzled. "That there is a magical rope... for unwilling subjects... it won't hurt them... but it gives off all the signs of being bitchingly painful... it even smokes a teeny tiny bit when you abraid it..." Velvet nods sagaciously. "Even casts an illusion of rope burns and compressed flesh... for the best show 50 dollars can buy! A buck a foot... a real bargin," Thread notes. "We have a great buyer..." Lace interjects. "I'll take it... I only have an hour to practice! That's $75 right?" "Correct..." Lace takes the money. "Pleasure" Velvet says. "Doing business" Sheer adds. "With you." Thread finishes. Aeka then traveled out of the store as fast as decorum would allow and shifted back only stumbling on one dimension where she almost got 'Aku Soku Zan' 'd before shifting away as fast as she could. ---`-,{@ Narrator: We now return you to your regularly scheduled Flashback. *-*-*-* Aeka: Made it! Oh dear... I lost 8 feet shifting away from that attack! At least I still have 14 yards... more than enough. Even enough to suspend him lower that I'd planned... perfect! Mother is going to love this... I do the exact same technique she used on that guard when she showed me how to do it... although I wonder what she did to that guard to get him so calm and still... Ryoko: Your parents are already here! What the hell kept you!? Aeka: How long was I gone? Ryoko: Ten Minutes... but they arrived just after you left. They are being stalled with Tea... I'll hop you to your room... hang on. *teleport* Here you go... I gotta head back to making it look like I was working in the field. Aeka: But you were supposed to work in the field... you mean you didn't actually do the work? Ryoko: We all gotta be presentable princess!! *teleport* Aeka: Must... remain... calm! Sasami: I cleaned your gear and had Ryo-ohki salt the leather... we are out of carrots now... but I already made dinner fortunately. Ryo-ohki: *looks up from patting Tenchi on the hand* Aeka: Sasami... why does Tenchi look so pale? Sasami: He had... a nosebleed... while I changed clothes... I'd forgottten he was there. *giga-sweatdrop* Aeka: Actually it's perfect... now he even looks malnurished. Thank you Sasami. Sasami: Um... you're welcome sister... I think. *blinks* Oh hey you got the rope! Aeka: Yes and it's really special... it won't hurt him... but it will look ghastly... like when Mother showed you "The Juraian Wrap"... why that look on your face. Sasami: Mother never got around to it... I was never taught anything... the day she finally had time... was when I snuck aboard your ship... and then... Aeka: Oh dear... well thankfully you are doing no more than handing me the items... actually... I can use the stand mother gave me... yes that will work out better. Ryoko: *from below* I'll just see what's keeping them! *she enters* The tea is now gone and they are getting agitated... Aeka: I see... well I still have to change... I know... Ryoko... change into your combat gear... and carry him down... like you are sneaking off with him... Sasami you go ahead of her and announce the "Story" to them... something like, "The feared space pirate... Sasami: Ryoko... fresh from her battle has absconded withthe Warrior Tenchi... after defeating him in battle! And Look *pointing* There she is... coming now into her lair. *-*-*-* Washu calmly describes the wordless scene,"Ryoko adjusts the tape player and a nice ninja staulking styled Japanese piece plays... as she creeps down the stairs. Tenchi stirring grabs her butt and she rolls forwards down the stairs... knocking Tenchi back out. She skillfully makes it look like that was the intention -to the applause of those gathered- and walks him near the stage with it's scaffolding. She looks up and back with a start and fires a blast behind her as she teleports out from beneath Tenchi... dropping him to the stage... Aeka's combat shield absorbs it -as it was weak- and she leaps and wraps her whip around Ryoko's throat..." Konei asks,"Can I make popcorn... this is good!!!" She get's shhh'd. "Sorry." Astrala give her some of hers that she'd conjured up in secret. "Ryoko thrashes as electricity pumps into her and falls to the floor! The energy whip then..." "I'm sorry to interrupt... but why salt an energy whip Washu?" "I'm getting there!! Like I was saying..." *-*-*-* Tenchi: *as the whip cracks on his skin* ARGH!!!! What the! Aeka: Silence... you are spoils of war! I, Aeka, have rescued you and will do with you as I will until I see fit to return you to your home. Tenchi: *Looks puzzled* *is shown a sign by Sasami that says "Play along. \|^.^"* But I must return to my home... my father will send search ships... *gets whacked again* You don't have to be so rough! Aeka: I Aeka... queen of discipline shall teach you when you can and can't speak! Tenchi: *sweatdrops* But! Aeka: *cracks him again* Silence space trash! *and again* Silence Cargo! *and once more* I did not tell you to talk!!! For this insult I will teach you... oh yes... I will! *she pulls the rope from a dimensional portal... which gets applause* *-*-*-* "Right there I suspected something fishy... Especially since Aeka wasn't wearing her key... at least that's what I got from Ryo-ohki who thought somethign was suspicious... sorry for the partial mislead." Ardice smiles,"We do that all the time..." *-*-*-* Aeka: *tossing the rope over the Scaffolding... she then begins binding him... in a way that has Misaki taking notes* Misaki: Wow... so complex... my little Aeka is learning. It makes me so *sob* proud! *sob sob* Sasami: *watching the gruesome deed* It looks painful. Azusa: It isn't... believe me. Masato: *into his popcorn* Thanks for sharing. Aeka: Now Slave! BEG FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!! BEG! BEG!!! Tenchi: Beat me my Mistress of Bondage... make me hurt make me bleed! Aeka: *drew back her hand as the whip powered* Ryoko: Wait stop this is Wrong!!! Look! *-*-*-* "'We' all turned to see Aeka nursing a bruise with her clothing torn walking down the stairs. But just then with a cackle... the Falsehood cracked her whip on the Blank-eyed Tenchi... and they were gone without a trace!!" Astrala muttered,"Wow... really? Any clues?" Washu paused to think,"It was just about then that I got bored with waiting for Eldrick to show up..." Hope blushed,"That was my fault... he just smelled so good after his workout that I couldn't resist." Washu blinked,"I know what you mean..." she cackled when Eldrick twitched,"I was meaning you... stop squirming... though you can continue... if you like." "I'd prefer you continued your riveting tale Little Washu..." "Alright... fun later... well I stepped back into my lab to find Ryoko in obvious pain... giving Aeka one of my Washu Brand asprin... The quickly clued me in but all the data just said they had dimension shifted. Ryoko was gone in a flash. This is what I got over the gems..." *-*-*-* Narrator: Sorry about all the changes in style... the writer got bored with the colons for now. On with the Show! Ryoko appeared in the locker room... fully prepped for battle and rushed towards the light beyond. "Did you not hear the announcement? Oh... you must have just arrived from the swimmeet... you and that girl over there. Grab your fans and show us the routine you practiced. Don't give me that puzzled look young lady! Get your butt in gear! Show us your cheerleading routine!!" The burly American coach bellowed. "Alright... Here I go!" Ryoko went into a routine suitable -barely- for a sports medium. The Football Team's eyes watered... the other Tryout girls glowered, and the actual Cheerleaders just exchanged comments on her style... mostly derogatory... "Yay TEAM!!!" Ryoko backflipped tumbling 2 whole times and landed in a split, "Tada!" Only the coach's glare kept half the team from rushing over for her telephone number. "Alright... now you missy." "I shall perform for you with ribbon... like I did for my Olympic tryouts," A Silver pole with a black streamer appeared -to the trained eye from a dimensional pocket. Everyone glowered at her for her Olympic-ness... though the guys quickly changed their minds. As she performed Usagi commented,"Did you see that, Rei? That was dimensional... she's gotta be the one from the Negaverse." "Keep your voice down! And I think it's the other new girl... That is NOT spandex." "Hey you are right... and her eyes... so wierd." *-*-*-* "Just then the twirling strumpet..." "Her fashion sense that bad?" Margo inquired. "Indeed." "Sorry to interrupt... please continue." *-*-*-* The girl with the black and silver ribbon then tossed it towards one of the boys in the football team... and he vanished. One of the Cheerleaders then bellowed,"You stole MY target you floosy!" and dropped her disguise! She was the Negaverse spy. "I'm sorry... as recompense... DIE!" screamed the strumpet and her ribbon leapt over and cut the Negaverse spy in half. then vanished... taking the body... meanwhile the strumpet had vanished. "Damnit!" cried Ryoko and dimensionally shifted. Narrator: More backfill :) "Oh pooh! I thought the wierd eyed girl was evil!" "Maybe she was and there's just a big 'Evil Vs Evil vs Evil' convention going on?" The Coach then bellowed,"Stibbons is dead or something! YES!!! Thank you missy! Boy did I hate that kid... couldn't play to save the world. YES!!! MY DESPARATE PRAYERS ANSWERED!!!!!" Everyone face faulted. Narrator: There ya go... now we proceed to Ryoko trying to ask Ranma a question... "Hey... *ducks* I'm only *ducks* trying to ask if *ducks* *blocks and tosses him accross the room* ANY ONE ODD HAS BEEN THROUGH!!!" "Hi there... my name is Kasumi Tendo and the only such report that can be given is that there was a girl in the furo with Akane earlier." Waving hands in warding frantically,"Not in that way of course!!" Ryoko nods,"Of course... no one else?" Kasumi shakes her head. "Damn... sorry about the mess... gotta go." \Shift\ "Whoa... looks like someone got their butts kicked here... but no Tenchi... no strumpet... not fake Aeka's... Last stop," and Ryoko teleported to the shop. "Lace!" The strumpet said and then shifted out of her disguise. "Velvet!" Said an equally strumpety girl... not disguised. "Sheer *kiss*" said a third girl appearing out of nowhere with some blond boy on a leash with glasses... and a model airplane of some kind in his hands... clutched protectively. "Thread!" and the girl who looked like Aeka appeared... flinging the bundled Tenchi at the blond kid who both tumbled into the shop... which then winked out of existence... "Damnit! Why did you 4 have to be evil? I liked that shop..." "Tough beans, Ryoko. This outpost... has served it's purpose... we now have collected the power Lossoth needs to force a breech out of his blockcaded area of hell. Determination!" Thread paused. "Greed!" continued Lace "and Desire!" finished Sheer. Velvet then took up the torch," 3 parts of the same whole... a Determined man desires a thing and that in turn is a form of greed... a Greedy man is determined in his desire of things... and One who desires greedily determines the best path to his object of need." "And a sane person would call you cornballs," Ryoko added," Now give me back my Tenchi!" As one," No... ta-ta!" \pawf\ is the sound of their exit. *-*-*-* "Ryoko then yelled out for her Tenchi... as she is want to do... crazy kid," Washu smiles. The room grew quiet. The only sound anyone could hear was the grinding of Eldrick's teeth. A beep sounded from Konei's wrist,"Hey... Ryo-ohki finally got clearance from Macross Sector to pass through and is headed towards the Macross Portal." Mindlessly Eldrick stood... his armor appearing his cape fluttering once on an unfelt wind. "Let us greet them... and then let us be off. Tenchi must be rescued. Lossoth will pay for bothering my friends." Ryo-ohki was just passing in via the entry portal when he had opened the door... a thought filled the air with the chirpings of birds... and indeed a few birds flee in the seemingly endless skies... just a little illusion to break the bleak monotony of the verdant plain. Closer inspection would lead one to see little more than colored air... and sounds somehow emanating from it. To say it required no concentration... would be a lie... but all of it was subsurface thought at the moment. Even the dock that slowly materialized didn't take alot... and fortunately Ryo-ohki noticed it or it would be for naught as the wood panels seemingly alive leapt accros the air. Narrator: And all this was of course, was just something to keep him from breaking something. You don't just let a bastard like Lossoth live... but you can't just kill the fatherless goat either. You have to render him powerless... something woefully difficult to task oneself with... and the 8th side of impossible... well improbable but whatever. Narrator: But that's not important... yet MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *gun cocks* I'm cool... let's all just chilllll.... "I greet thee all and welcome thee to my pocket realm. I am honored by thy presence." "Oh Eldrick you can stop... my father is not here," Masato chuckled. "Well I can still be honored can't I?" Misaki giggled,"Are you going to say some flirtatious or flattering lines to us, Eldrick?" "Words cannot express what the eyes see and the heart knows. As the mouth is often hanging open when in the presence of such beauty as yourself and Lady Funaho," Eldrick bowed low. Funaho smiled," You are too kind." Misaki smiled, and rushed forward. Eldrick could soon not breath if it wasn't for the armor. "You'll practice and be much better at that next time right?" "Of course Lady Misaki... anything for a Lady of thy noble bearing." She released him,"Hey! Who are all the girls? Last time we visited you were alone." Ardice smiled and curtseyed," Greetings Ladies Misaki and Funaho, and Lord Masato, I am Ardice... these are my sisters. Haris, Margo, Charhon, Konei, and Astrala." As one the girls curtseyed," We are honored." D1: Wow... very good... I'm impressed. D2: Oh hush... we practiced. Masato noticed,"My don't some of them seem familiar." Washu piped up from the house,"I see someone didn't read my report." Masato sweatdrops," Well I got busy. It shouldn't happen again Washu." He turned around," Girls come out... we aren't leaving in Ryo-ohki. Fuming in there ready to kill isn't very lady like." "That's what I tried to tell them, but they are figghting over who gets to kill Thread or whatever her name was." Eldrick threw his voice... well,"Come out or we'll leave without you." "Lady Funaho, Lady Misaki, I trust you shall remain here during this situation since Lossoth can't strike my house?" Muted Grumbling and running could be heard from inside Ryo-ohki. Sasami breathed a sigh of relief. Funaho noded," If that is alright." "Of course it is," Eldrick smiled and then said a bit louder," Greetings Lady Aeka, Lady Ryoko, Lady Sasami. I am pleased to welcome you to my domain." Sasami decended the steps and bowed,"I only wish we didn't have to put you out like this." Aeka composed herself and decended the stairs stumbling at the bottom,"Greetings Eldrick. You are well I trust?" "Save for the worry over everyone's safety and the strong inclination to pound Lossoth's head into paste... I am doing well," he smiled. "Oh by the way Ryo-ohki... there are carrots on the helipad," He said adjusting the air to carry. "Miya!!!!" Spaceship became toddler which stumbling became a cabbit and hopped off to her carrots. "Lady Ryoko... you are going to come donw here yes?" "I'm on my way..." "I was worried your dress was caught on some snag I errantly put in the dock." "Sorry... was just enjoying the thought of turning his head into paste myself." "I completely understand." "I think she just likes making everyone wait on her," Aeka commented. Ami stepped out of the doorway,"Tea and cakes are ready for any interested," she said pulling an apron off and chucking it into a dimensional pocket. "Ah there you are Ami! Keeping Eldrick out of trouble are you? I am right and you are Ami Kintaro correct?" "You are right Lady Misaki... I couldn't tear away or I would have greeted you properly. Hope should have the table set by now." "All set," was heard from within. "If you will all follow me," Ami said as she lead almost everybody away. Ryoko stopped in front of Eldrick,"Now that the dignitaries are inside... who's going with you?" Aeka muttered something but kept right on going. "What was that huh?" Ryoko half turned. "She knows it won't be her. She called you lucky. I wouldn't accept your offer except that Haris is already injured from something we now know is related... she had a run in with Velvet in Macross Sector. We all considered it nothing until Washu showed up. Haris is much like you... determined to help... but able to hide when she really shouldn't be well. She and hope will be doing relay work between here and Jurai Space." "And the rest?" "Ami is coming with us. Washu is going to be communications... Konei is getting more data in the dimensions that were bothered by the sisters. Astrala is going to help Washu by being a direct relay and map for us when needed. Margo is coming along, and Ardice is public Relations. Charhon is backup if we need her. Acceptable?" "Should we bring Ryo-ohki along?" "I'd hate to decide for her..." "MIYA! Miya Miya mi-ya!" Ryoko shrugged," She wants to come along... Can't use Gerard anyway... he'll probably be the only one willing to talk to Azusa when he gets here. I thought he was bad when he just wanted Tenchi beaten and humiliated... but now 'I want my Aeka happy.' So when do we leave Blueboy?" "Immediately Lady Ryoko. Immediately. Konei found a dimensional hole... we are going to widen that... and then it's back to my first home for all of us." "Gate opening!" came from Washu through the ear pieces everyone put in. "It'll be right to Konei and Konei will widen the hole for you. Good luck." Narrator: The portal was like any other purplish and hazy outline with the picture of another place... but it seemed all the more dangerous today. In the space between the dimensions Eldrick was sure he heard,"Soon you too shall be mine. You will be mine Eldrick Tobin!" The pavement on the plane where the Erotic Boutique was, had an eerieness about it greater than even the grassy expanse originally was before Eldrick made it his home. The cement so smooth that buckey balls would slide off of it the mind would think. Konei stood just yards away staring at a point and chanting... or maybe just begging it to not vanish or something. "I'd acknowledge that you were there better than just by talking to the wind but I gotta hold this hole open. Of course now that you are here I can open it. Margo can you assist?" "Glad to sister." They concentrated and wove with their hands and wingtips and wing claws... "Passing the burden to you Konei... you got it?" "Yep... and then I pass it to Hope's Staff right?" "If you brought it yes." "Hope made sure I had it with me... and here it is... Pass now," she visibly took the force... and attached it to the staff... then drove the staff into the ground. "There. I'll remain here to be a link in the relay to you. Hope you find everybody nice and safe." Eldrick looked over his group. Ryoko, Margo, Ami, and Himself... surely they could do this deed. "Let's Dance!" [No they didn't start breakdancing -Zin] Narrator: Hey Zin... get out fo the way you speedbump! [Make me -Zin] Ego: Cool it... my part is coming up... you will not botch my role!!! Narrator: Sorry. [Sorry -Zin] MEANWHILE at Lossoth's Palace... "My lord... I will kill him for you... please... he has perverted from your glorious path all they other warriors. I remain... and I remain loyal... I beg of you." "Ah it does feel good to be begged of... you may go... just try not to damage things too much... I'm only leasing this section still... got 666 more payments to go you know. Well go my Agent Orange... go and slay." "Thy will be done my mispronouncing Lord of Flame." ELSEWHERE. "Why does Hell stink so bad?" "Lady Ryoko this section is over the Pits of Putrification... where all the feces in the Known Dimensional Steps ends up after any and all purification. It's why Lossoth's rent is so cheap." "This is nothing Ryoko... there are worse smelling places than this. Trust me." "I'll take your word for it." "Sentries ahead... two... facing away. Moving Ahead," And Eldrick slid forward and cut the air twice. Two bodies fell ... writhing... but not dead. Ami came up and put them into coma's with a spell. Margo explained to Ryoko that if they had been killed... then Lossoth would Flood the area with guards and other types of demons... "I'll keep that under advisement." Forward they moved silencing guards on the way... until they came to one of the many mess halls Lossoth kept to keep his "Army" happy. Margo undid her robe... reveling a Belly Dancer's Outfit. "Everyone try to sneak around to the North Side... and try not to watch me dance... or the men's reactions. It's going to get ugly." And Margo spun and swirled her hips... trusting this way and that... jangling... finger symbols clanging. "OPAH!" she cried and jingled her way to the stage in the middle... the girls already engaged in erotic dance cleared happy for the break... "In the caravans we have a saying... if you can't keep the beat of the dancing girl you shouldn't even think about her. Clap the table or clap your hands... Here we go... OPAH!" And Margo began dancing. She set the clap pace with her symbols as she writhed to an unheard beat. Wrapping her arms about herself she began undulating her stomach... lines of bells ringing with a shk shk shk. Eldrick pried his eyes away as he felt her true spell start. "Let's move... she has their complete attention." "And you know this how?" "I was the victim of it just this morning. The hornier they get the more violent things will get as they fight and fall upon each other." "But they are guys... all of them." Eldrick gave her a flat look. "Ick... let's hurry then." "Glad it's you here Ryoko," Ami said as she plied her way forward. "Why's that Ami?" "Haris would want to stay to see the outcome." "She had a really different upbringing then... wow." "All the Demonettes were raised by Lossoth... to be his sex slaves. He grew bored of them and when he sent them into a deathtrap... they joined up rather than ... well... become stains on the garage floor." "They aren't used to male human pheromonal oders... and Eldrick is as bad as Tenchi for nosebleeds and such." "I wondered why Washu always came out for a giggle when Eldrick came over to study... I figured he was botching things up..." "Nope... your mother does to Eldrick what she does to Tenchi. Of course Tenchi can see through it..." The Girls laughed. Eldrick grumbled. MEANWHILE "Lady of Depression... I bring news to thee... Eldrick is in Hell." She awoke with a start... she was wondering why her dreams had turned so... wet... "Where in Hell?" "He is after Lossoth Bright Lady." "Good work Agent Orang, I'm so glad you are on my payroll as well as Lossoth's," She ran a finger along his nose... as it slowly bled just a little. "Oh look all hot and bothered... soon my pet... soon I will take you... but not yet... I must make Eldrick mine again. That my sister has him regularly and that fiction gets him even more than that offends me. We shall not even get to the demonettes." "Of course we shall not Bright Lady." "I Joy, Lady of Depression... shall hvae Eldrick... dear Eldrick... for myself and only me once again. Come Orang you must help me dress for battle... I feel Ami is near him. I'll not lose to her like I did last Week again... I have rested now... and my strength is twice what it was before." "You will crush her like a steamroller crushes and ant, Bright Lady." "Of course. Now go... keep them company... I can manage the rest myself. Besides your hands are all clammy." "Of... Of course Bright Lady." Orang dematerializes. "A pity I put all that work into Orang now that Eldrick is in my grasp again!" She laughed long and hard as she slid her long boots on and attached her garter belt to them... she adjusted her bustir and picked up her riding crop. ELSEWHERE "That... was something i could have spent a lifetime NOT seeing," Ryoko remarked as she stepped forward careful to not slip. "I told you to hurry and not pay any attention. Not my fault you had to see the final effect of my spell," Margo said as she delicately stepped over two guards enjoying each other's company. "Gotta admit... I have quite and effect on men." "You'll have to teach me that one day Margo." Eldrick shot a look at Ami in shock. "I'm teasing you Eldrick. Althought you and Gerard would look so cu... sorry." Eldrick shivered. Margo and Ami giggled. Ryoko shook her head... though she did put some thought into learning it herself... to make Tenchi hers... "Stop right there heathens. You don't belong in these depths... and I'll not have you sullying the place," And a man in a NEON! Orange outfit stepped out of an alcove in the wall. "And I thought your voice was loud. Do you have to plug that in at night... or does it just need a light bulb?" "Neither I, dog, or this sword need to plug in at night Windbag!" "Don't they teach ANY manners in Hell?" "I'm evil... I have no need of manners." The Swords Grimwick and Windfang met in a cling the gods never intended to hear. Slash met counter met block thrust met dodge... "You wield Grimwick well... tell me how you found it... when I forged Windfang I hid that away. I told noone where I'd kept it. So how did you find it?" "Why I'm shocked you don't recognize me you miserable vomitous mass. Well guess you loathsome self hating prick feast!" "You three go... I'll be along when I can... else I'll break off when you return with the missing." Ami saw the match in fighting styles... and nodding todl the others to follow her. "Hey Ami how can you leave him in there with that freakshow?" "They are part of the same whole... they must resolve the conflict... or be sundered forevermore. They are sundered as it is..." "That... that was... By Lucifer's Beard... it can't be!" "Who... wha?" "I'll explain later Ryoko. Let's concentrate on Tenchi and the missing boys." "Okay... right." MEANWHILE a few yards behind the vanishing girls... "Why must we fight?" "I will kill you... she favors you still... so I must kill you to gain it for me! She will be mine!!!" "My My... I think he means me... I'm so flattered... but easy now my Agent Orang. There is plenty of me for both of you." "Is there enough Eldrick for me too?" Lossoth appeared," I've wanted to pay him back for some time." "You can't have him Lossoth he's mine!" "Ah but We both share Orange. we can share Eldrick... I'll give the scraps to you... just like I did with Orange." "My name is Orang you cur! How dare you speak to the Lady of Depression that way?" "Because soon she can have this area... as it will be consumed to get me to my real home... the Known Dimensional Steps. Hell is so frightfully boring once you look at all the hate on Usenet... ripe for the picking... and Eldrick is part of my plan to return to reap that bounty. So hand him over, Joy." "Never... Orang! Attack!" "HA!" The neon warrior slams into the back wall... black oozing from around the chest plates... "Bastard... You'll... pay... for that... Grim Fire Strike!... Exit Wound!" Eldrick took the chance while Lossoth was painfully pinned to the wall. "Wind of Silver Cuts... Laceration Storm!" Blood oozed all over Lossoth's body... it looked like they had won. Joy worried checked Orang for damage. Hehehehehehe! Fools! -resounded a voice from all around- You only sealed your fate! Lossoth's head rose and spoke in the smae voice,"Fire consumes Air... making Ash which is Earth... Earth loses hidden Water making rivers due to Air's cooling... Water due to heat from Fire rises up... making Air... And by this... return... return Elements of Creation!" with a blinding flash a ball of white appears in Lossoth's hand,"Foolish... to both attack without retrieving your blades... foolish... Begone all of you... Begone... JOY!" "No never!" Orang leaps up and his armor explodes the force knocking Joy against the back wall... bloodied from many wounds. "Now what will you do... 'Windboy'. Where'd THAT sword come from? Oh... I'm shaking... help he's goign to stab me with a sharpened carrot stick!" "Die DEFILER!!!" Eldrick runs him through... pulling the blade out violently. "What... how... this actually... hurts... of course it won't Kill me but I'm curious... what was that?" "A Carrot sword..." "I don't understand." "Water hurts fire... carrots are taproots." Eldrick quietly walsk over to Joy while Lossoth spits invective. "Are you alright?" "I've been beter... I'll... I'll take him home for you... you go on... Ami probably needs you." "Right... Windfang... come." At the order the sword wrenched itself free of the spell. "Take Grimwick... he's yours... Thank you for the help with Lossoth." "Thank you... Eldrick," he heads down the tunnel. "Wait... we... were never meant to be right?" "No... no we weren't. I am wrong fro you... as you are wrong for me. I fear we'll never come to terms with that... but I accept that." "Good. Cause I'll make you mine again one day." "Don't hold your breath." They parted company then both laughing to themselves. Narrator: Gotta love that backfill ---`-,{@ "No hard feeling Joy? Help me stop them from sealing me deeper." "No Lossoth... no. You dig yourself deeper of your own accord... none of it is my fault." "You can have Eldrick when I win." "Your grudge runs too deep... we'll just repeat this scene over and over again. History may repeat itself... but one shouldn't speed that up... Buy Lossoth... my rent will be paid in full... I'm clearing out. I'll send you shower vids to wank to alright?" "YAY!" "So easy to please." \Pawf\ is the sound of her exit. ELSEWHERE... "Damn they fight good... and that Damned Sheer... wandering around without an attacker and healing everyone... You'd think she wanted this battle to last forever..." Margo said while she caught her breath in her fight with Velvet. "Less talk more action!" Cried Ryoko as she let another volley blast into Thread only to be healed away... along with her own wounds by Sheer... who was obviously crazy in some way to heal BOTH sides... Ami had no time to talk as she and Lace continued the tug of war... Eldrick flew up the steps... coming in on the scene of women locked in combat with other women... "Now I have a new man to play with... the other was no fun... far too easy... my little strategist." "The game is up... Grimwick and Windfang are no longer part of the equation... so surrened thy prisioners or taste my blade." "My what a filthy comeon... I hope you've bathed... hate to have to brush afterwards to get armor grit out of my teeth." "I wouldn't fuck you if you begged, and I certainly wouldn't give you the honor of sucking me off... much to special a thing to waste on the likes of you." "That's no way to talk to my... " Velvet gets tripped and sees two sharp pointy wingclaws aimed at her eyes. "Shut up or you become 'See no evil'" Margo cries triumphantly. Ami let's out a fierce cry as Lace is distracted and leaps over her and twists the tethers gripping her staff... neatly wrapping Lace up in her own weapons... while Thread without Sheer casting healing spells on her gets knocked down and a light sword placed at her throat. "Just you and me you armored stud... why don't we call it a draw... I'll put bubbles in too..." "Why don't we just get a bar of soap and wash your mouth out." "My smooth blade will cut you to ribbons!" "Certainly sharper than your wit." Sheer charges cutting horizontally... Through is armor on his arms... as he seems to only draw and place the blade back. "You lose." "But I cut you and you didn't harm me at all!" "My windfang cuts 5 feet before I draw the blade when I ask it nicely..." "Oh I'm shaking... so you've seen Kabuto... so?" and then she found out as the cloth buckle holding her belt closed slides in half... as do the other girls. "My... my powers!!! You cheat... Someone told you! Someone told!!!" "Come now... you are all in GAUDY gold lamee outfits... with belts... belts that match the type of fabrics you represent... I've seen an episode or 2 of Sailor Moon... I'm not a complete idiot you know. So I figured Windfang cuts those and poof... No run along home... before I get angry again..." "Better idea!" Ami draws a cube with her staff. "Greatings Deputy Ami Kintaro... haven't seen you in... days." "Got a whole 4 crazy evil girls for the prison in one go... can you send an envoy to hell to pick them up, Inquisitor Darhm?" "Should be there within the minute... they are in hazard suits... so be out by that time... Ami... Ami?" Narrator: Ami had already left in a portal to the entrance they'd come in via. And was stepping through that to the Erotique Boutique's former address by the third 'Ami' out of his lips... and Home in time to see Azusa arriving via Washu's entry portal. The Heaven's shook as a welcome back from Hell party commensed... and it wasn't like there wasn't enough room for the party either... as it was an outdoor picnic. In the morning, Hope was the first to stir. The night before had had her drinking and laughing with everyone else. Now everything was in a rush to be one with the septic system. That catastrophe averted she showered and considered the night's events... Azusa getting drunk on... ONE count'em ONE glass of warm saki... The Hug Brigade of Mihoshi, Misaki and Konei... blasted out of their minds and hugging everyone as if breathing was a bad thing... the 48 hour blush Funaho had when she realized she'd drank one bottle too many... Ryoko... Aeka Queen of Tactlessness High lady of the Saki Bottle, boy did she get up close and personal... Actually wished she had a house full of men like Eldrick had a house full of women... Poor Tenchi... demanded of to pick a girl right that minute... fortunately for him he had the Azusa Gene and passed right out when he actually DID have a serving of the ol' rice wine... Ah the saki was good... Sasami and Astrala giggling like schoolgirls over everyone's drunkenness... talking about what they like in guys... that was cute... kawaii *scrub* kawaii *scrub* kawaii... And let's not forget the Nobuyuki and Yosho... err Masato... whatever... kareoke... that was a blast... "Boy... did Washu have alot to drink last night or what?" she asked the showerhead. "She must have been drinking Eldrick's share... not that he wanted any. Stoic Stoic Stoic... so admirable... dirty mind mental eyes out of his crotch! Although... if he had drank anything he'd have had to have slipped away... to be with one of us..." She went back to thinking... Too bad Haris passed out and had to be taken upstairs... She really should have told us about her rib damage... Demons just don't fight demons and walk away and heal... of course if Charhon had been at the party longer... she probably would have... well we all know what a closet perv she is... she probably would have been on a table dancing! You just can't fan dance... plastered. *Hope giggled at the thought*... *she sobered up* Poor Gerard... once the Saki hit the table he hit the security booth... bolted himself in it seems... Washu said when she looked through the peephole she saw him diligently watching the outside cameras for trouble... Eldrick and Ami would have had to do any fight alone... I couldn't have even lifted a finger I was so wasted... Thankfully Washu had those little pills to stave off hangovers for those who get them... Thank you Washu. "Ah... refreshing!" She dried off and then wrapped a fresh towel around herself and walked back into the bedroom. Eldrick lifted his head to look over Ami's thigh. Ami looked down then over at Hope. "If I am interrupting..." "It's alright. You can watch or something if you like..." Ami smiled,"Pick or something," she said as she patted the bed,"The entire time you were in there he's been at me... and I'm so worried he'll get Blue Balls or something..." Hope sighed,"And I need it too... I'm such a sexaholic... *she giggled*" She slipped in between them leaving her towel on the floor,"Hey someone has morning breath... Eldrick... did you brush? *she cackled as he swatted her behind*" "It was like that when I got there," he grinned. "Oh yeah? Squeeze it off Hope when he gets in there," Ami teased. Eldrick thrust and Hope licked as Ami ran her hands through Hope's hair.... all in unison... like one being... one soul... thrust lick massage... "Um... ah... oh... yes... yes.... ahhhh! Huh?" said Ami as the Hallway door opened. "Eldrick I was wondering if we could... oh!" Astrala stopped mid sentence and dropped her blanket as her hand started trailing... Hope came explosively, and could do little more than roll to an unoccupied part of the bed. "Join... us... won't you... Astrala..." Hope managed between convulsions as Ami lent her fingers to maintaining Hope's multiple orgasm. "Can I be where Hope was?" The eager Astrala begged," Eldrick's never... I mean um..." "No problem," Eldrick said. "YES! Finally! Real sex not just anal! YAY!" She thrust her fist into the air in victory. "Are you gonna cheer all day?" Ami giggled. Astrala blushed and then ran in to take her position,"Is this going to hurt Miss... A... mi... oh... ah... mmmm..." Astrala bit her lip to avoid screaming out in rapture... then seeing Ami spread before her motioned for her to slide down mumbling something about being talented. Ami obliged and her eyes bugged out as she cooed... Astrala had shifted her tongue's shape and texture. It now snaked narrow and deep... and forked? Ami didn't care one bit... it was wonderful... Eldrick came hard... as did Ami finally... and Hope again with all the caresses she was getting from Ami and Astrala... and Just as Astrala was about to the rough and tumble in the security booth... battered the door down and Konei and Gerard rolled into the room. "Ouch..." "I didn't know I was being so rough Konei... I'm sorry." "Alright you... two... join us or abstain for 4 weeks... the purchase orders for that room are nightmares..." "Oh we'll join then... you set him off." "Konei... you attacked me!" "Shhh... just join... US!... ah..." Hope said as she came... again. Konei Stood up off the floor and bent over onto the bed... sliding up to wet her whistle in Hope's moist folds. Gerard took a speed cue from Eldrick, and began thrusting like a madman as Astrala's delayed orgasm shook the bed as she beat her wings against her back. Hope's panting mouth was met by Ami's tongue as her hand brought her face in range. At some point Haris had entered and was sitting on Hope's face... and Charhon was soon after licking the sweat off of Eldrick as her hands rubbed over every inch of him... Margo pissed that Eldrick was late for her appointment in the Training room was soon laying on Hope playing with Konei's tongue in Hope's pleasant valley as Haris turned and leaned forward to pleasure her sister. Everyone heard as Ardice came in the doorway... unable to enter the room until she'd cleared her thoughts with her hand. And then she was in the fray under Charhon's face... who was now being pleasured by Eldrick's hand... and Ardice herself being pleasured by Ami's hand. The better part of the day had been burned by Joy simply watching the scene from the corner of the room... invisible to even sixth senses... All she wanted to do was either Kill him... or probe him with her riding crop like she used to... not that he remembered the days she treasured most... for she had stolen his memories of them to make hers more vivid... Like the day his final solo experiment with the super fuel had failed... @ [ <-=--- That's a Timewarp/flashback icon -Zin] "No... NOT AGAIN!!! Damnit computer I don't care if it is down to .0001 percent pollutants in the exhaust! It needs to make pure damn air!!" Eldrick then punched in his fourth monitor that week. "I'll never get this perfect... never!" He pounded his head into the keyboard. |There now... where's the man I love hiding... are you trying to break him out of the keyboard with your head? I don't think he's in there.| "Hi Joy... I don't feel much like company right now... sorry." "Tough beans," she said as she materialized... Tall... bouncy and panty-less ash she always was when she planned to visit him,"You see my riding crop misses that lovely ass of yours my round little boy... and valley longs for those talented fingers... and you know what my mouth wants." "But..." "SILENCE WORM!" She punctuated with a robe slicing crack of her riding crop across his back,"I will tell you what to say and when to say it!" "Ye-ouch! Time out! I don't feel like this!!" "Tough Beans," she cracked him across the shoulders shredding his robe with 3 swift cracks... the last of which clanging on metal. "Don't make me hurt you..." he turned back to look at her the headband gleaming in metal not cloth like it is when he's expecting to fight... this time he was preparing to kill. "Mustn't get blood on the CPU! *she warped them to the Training room* Here... you can try to kill me here Warrior of the Frustration Clan... with your Bread Knife or Air... but I might just kill you with one stroke... I grow bored of your laughable desire for combat when sex is SOOOO much more interesting... don't you think?" She baited him playing with her breasts like he wasn't even there. "DIE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!" His armor went black... a helmet appeared over his head horns swept back and down growing out of the armor... and he grabbed his sword out of nothing. "Lightning hear me... Death Arc!" The sword filled with power lunged forward... but in one stroke of her riding crop it was embedded in the wall and she was on her knees before him clawing open his armor like a Cracker Jack box... she inhaled the prize inside. Blows rained down on her... deflected by her personal shield as she slid it in and out of her mouth... smacking her lips in hunger she waited for the manna to course down her throat. His blows became weaker... as she sucked the frustration out of him with his seed. Soon his hands stopped their flailing as his knees buckled and his armor vanished like dust in a strong wind. She shifted so his fingers could reach her... he hadn't earned the right to taste her... but he'd earn it soon... even if she had to stay here for weeks... Months if need be... fun months... She came and stood up... as she rendered him unconscious with a light touch on his forehead. She then setup her "Gymnasium". Weapon racks, soon held probes of every kind... some so alien they probably weren't even fun to the victim... Coils of fibrous ropes of all kinds... all strengths... Restraints from A to Z. Then she bound him up on her scaffolding... Legs tied to arms tied to a bar that the legs were hooked over placing his manliness at mouth level for her 6'5"/77inch/195.58cm height. She climbed a stepladder and tied his arms to the Punching bag hook on the ceiling. Pulling out a narrow gauge she tied his forearms together... on the familiar scar. "Ah my little reminders are still here..." She leaned forward and licked the scars... already blood flowing from them since they hadn't healed from last week's fiery escapades. "No fire this session... though the smell of burning flesh is just so," she was so caught up she touched herself. Mock blushing she went back to binding him... choosing a thick hemp the wrap around the forearm loop trailing it down his spine and placing the sweat ball to hold the rope in place she wrapped his chest and tied it like a little cute bow in the back... she then attached the wires to the sweat ball and clipped the electrodes to his nipples. "A little electricity never hurt anyone right doll?" He of course was still ensorceled and didn't respond. She carefully opened his mouth and put the ball in... wrapping the tied just under his ears. "Wake up my precious... wake up," she licked his foot as she dropped the spell on him. He didn't wake instantly... he drifted into rem sleep. "Humph." she swatted his buns with her crop. He just mumbled and farted. "Hehehehe," she had an idea and licked the sweat ball, and tightened the rope binding his torso... burning him as his chest tried to expand for air to scream again. He blinked and looked around and then down when he realized his... altitude. "Hi doll... it's fun time. Today I'm not going to stop until you scream out in orgasm... the wedding march... as if we were getting married." She swatted his buns till he had big red welts. "Now to make sure I don't get anything on my toys..." She pulled out "Bertha" her 12 oz. enema needle," Pucker up for the good stuff." "Gotta love KY," she added as he screamed... and emptied into her collector... which she then emptied into his anvil's furnace around the corner... any stink channeling up and out. "So nice having a nice hot anvil furnace... it was really handy last week..." She said pausing once in the middle to lick the pre cum off of his cock. "Now for the heart of the matter..." she said as she slid her riding crop into his backside... mouth wrapped soon after around his cock... waiting. Soon his breathing turned to grunts... and he came,"Oh I love that almost girlish moan you make... But that was the wrong note... I said The Wedding song as I call it. Perhaps the ball is making you sound flat. I could remove it... but no biting your tongue again... I have 400 Phoenix Downs left... and I'd hate to lose another... because then I put the ball back in your mouth. Shall I remove it? *he shook his head* Wrong answer!" She licked a dribble from the tip of his cock and placed it on the sweat ball... the water drained out of it and into the ball completing the circuit. He screamed as the voltage ran into him... soon the water burned off. "She what you made me do you little worm... I had to hurt you... she had to hurt the worm in bonds... you don't want me to hurt the worm again... do you? *he shook his head in defeat* Will you not bite your tongue then? *he shook his head* And will you come for me... and Sing the right note each time you come? *he nodded* Oh such a good little worm you are. I'll be nice too and remove this little old sweat ball... shall I remove the clips too? *he shook his head* I knew you liked them." 6 weeks passed... he didn't know the full song... and each time he failed she made his start over, but... by the second week she'd had the ropes off... by the third he was on the ground again... for the 5th and 6th weeks... he was standing in front of her while she worked on both his ends stroking his fingers through her hair lovingly as he hummed notes until he came and then he'd switch notes. He was down to a 2 minute reload. Then... she let him at her... he had earned the right to lick her to orgasm. And she came instantly... she hadn't so much as touched herself... and the tension had built to where she had been on the verge of coming simply from the oral stimulation. She nearly stopped the circulation to his tongue as her muscles contracted. Never had she come so hard... so fast... "I love you Eldrick..." "And I you Joy." In her happiness at hearing that she made a near fatal mistake. She HOPED... she hoped they could continued this forever. Her power dropped to an ebb and he lapsed instantly into a coma. He had been buoyed entirely by her power and now suddenly his body had a backlog it couldn't account for. "Eldrick... Eldrick? Eldrick!" She cried into his hair. She teleported them to his room... and contacting a Apothecary... began the week long IV drip to return his body to normal. Crushed that she'd nearly killed him... she took the memories from his mind for her own... lest he attempt to take her for weeks again... for she would never remember to stop him once aroused... and trusting his care to the Apothecary she'd left then. # [ <-=--- Your face as we re-enter the present and you launch into a wall -Zin] Eldrick heard a drop of water hit the ground in the corner... he looked over while Hope came again to his rearward advances. He saw Joy then... and wordlessly motioned her over with his left arm and made his hand in her favorite shape. Elated she came over... and her voice soon joined everyone elses' as everyone came at once. She removed his hand... and kissed the scar on that forearm... she then stepped back... and teleported away. IN THE HALLWAY... Sasami asked in a whisper,"Did your pill not work and they are having a group headache?" "Not exactly," replied Washu. Sasami's mouth made an 'O' "You get downstairs and hit the kitchen... they need nutrients..." "Right! I think I saw some Gatorade in the refrigerator last night," Sasami called over her shoulder. "And I'll see if I can get them down there," She walked into the room... took one look and pulled out her digital recorder to give them a nice holograph of the moment. "Eldrick have you guys been at this ALL DAY?" He turned to face Washu then extracted himself. "Yep... well nearly... I suppose... actually it's all a blur of moaning and wailing and thrusting." "Well I'll take that as a yes... Come on... you are the only one Standing... so you get to help me get towels on these people." "Why am I even still able to stand?" "You don't want to pass out is all... it's all will power... so keep that will to stand up... up and help me get everyone down to the dining room. Sasami is going get you people something besides sex in you." Eldrick nodded and grasped the groping hand of Hope,"It's time to eat. *she opened her mouth* No... I mean food. *she mumbled something that sounded like no... I want cock... but the experts are still out on if that is what she said or not.* Upsie daisy." She grabbed onto him and reflexively kissed him,"Oops... sorry." "Quite alright. Now stand up." "Gotcha," she wobbled but managed to stay upright. Washu arrived with enough towels to dry everyone off and "clothe" them. "Is the sex over?" Haris asked as she was dried off. "Yes Haris it is," Washu cheerily replied. "That's great mom... I'm hitting the sack then. I think I hit the headboard..." "Obviously if you think I'm your mother." "Made ya blink." "Is everybody drunk on pleasure here but me?" "Yeppidly depidily do!" Hope announced. "To the elevator then. I don't think you guys can handle stairs. No more overindulging like this. Next time I might not be here in the nick of time to get some vitamins into you. And no making jokes about that." Charhon chanted,"Washu's horny Washu's horny." "I am not. Into the Elevator you all... I'm taking the stairs," she said as she pushed the button for them. She met them downstairs... made sure no one was attached to anyone else... and then lead them to the dining room where Sasami had whipped up some Okonomiyaki, and Gatorade... and just enough saki for one glass each. Everything else was lost to the mists of time after Sasami told them they could start. After the meal they thanked Sasami and Washu... and watched them depart... then fell asleep in the "Light" of the "Setting Sun" on the grass. The End.