Chaos: One question... how bad IS this going to be? "Max Sterling": Pretty bad. Pesti: Not you again. Didn't you have enough fun last time? Leave us alone. "Max Sterling": I'm just here to represent the author. Little more than a pair of walking eyes. Mayhem: So what's going to happen in this 'ficfic? "Max Sterling": Well you'll see... Chaos: Kowai! Look at his evil grin! Get me out of here!!! Pesti: I think I see the title... A completely not sanctioned production! In the Company of Hope Omake 5: A Fanboys! Fanfanfic: A Wish. The Amazon Trio may be long gone now but the AQ was still causing pain and annoyance all over. Of course with a nice destructive group of fanboys around... the problems are minimal. Chaos: Easy for you to say. You're not at the victory tea parties. Have you ever wore a "kawaii frilly apron-chan??!" Pesti: Easy Chaos... easy... Ignoring the interruption, we find our fanboys studying at Rei's Temple. They've been here about an hour now... and the studying is starting to crumble like a tower made out of rice crispy treats. Why do I say that? Hysteria just arrived. Hysteria announced herself by popping up next to Carnage and saying,"OoooH! Everyone is reading their kawaii little book-chans for class neh neh? Can Hysteria do anything to help Carnage-poppa study neh neh?" Carnage leveled a flat look at her,"You're not my child. Chaos you're daughter's here." "She isn't mine either!" Chaos replied in big demonic head mode. Usagi, the voice of peace, said,"Now now, she could be alot worse so lets just study and not get into a scream fit." Rei looked over towards Usagi as Usagi suddenly laughed,"My my what's so funny?" "Huh?" Rei snatched the book away from Usagi,"Ah-ha!" Rei pulled a manga from inside the book. "Usagi we're supposed to be studying. Not goofing off!" "I only just slipped that in there... honest Rei! We've been studying for an hour... time for at least a little break," Usagi countered. "You know she's right Rei," Makoto said levering herself to her feet. "Mind if I hit the kitchen?" Rei sighed,"No problem... I'm pretty strung out from the studying." "Yeah you're meaner than usual," Usagi quipped. Minako leapt in,"'Well words spoken in anger are usually marked with water.'" Ami sighed,"That's not right Minako." Minako laughed and swetdropped,"Yeah I know... I'll get one right one of these days," suddenly she felt a draft,"Nagumo's here!" "Panties panties Panties!" Havoc bounded in. "Oooh! Panty-chans! Can I see Havoc-poppa?" "Who's the victim this time?" Mayhem said accepting a glass of tea from Makoto. Miyu took the opportunity to glomp onto Carnage, while Rei tried to pry her off. "Oh one of those cute Amazoness Girls. PalaPala I think. She's doing something in the park." All: Nani! "Why didn't you try to stop her, you freak!" Carnage seethed as he started rooting around in his pockets for a nice mecha to pilot over to the park. He was hampered by his arms being pulled this way and that for one last second before the senshi transformed. "How do you think I got here? She blasted me." Havoc retrieved the panty with little pictures of ... himself on them. "Minako... you'll explain this pattern later right?" Minako didn't hear him because she and everyone else was rushing to the park. "Hmm... Miyu and Rei wear the same brand, Hotcha," and in the distance Miyu and Rei let out a yell. MEANWHILE PalaPala: One of these kids HAS to have it... what... all blank! Where is that golden mirror!! Chaos: Stop right there! Sailor Haley is here to put a stop to this. Hysteria: Neh Chaos-momma... that wasn't corny enough. You need to work on that kawaii corny battle introduction-chan. Chaos: Who's side are you on... we only have to beat up the bad girl over there, and get back to studying. Hysteria: Chaos-poppa you should be like Hysteria-chan and study better faster. Chaos: You don't have all that I have to study. The teacher is lenient with you. Hysteria: Is smarter than Chaos-momma! All this time PalaPala was just sweatdropping and mouthing "Chaos-poppa... Chaos-momma?" Chaos: Ha! I'm smarter older and more powerful! Hysteria: Hysteria-chan powerful... you'll see... KAWAII KILLER BUTTERFLY ATTACK! The attack raced out at PalaPala but she jumped out of the way... leaves went flying everywhere due to the attack going off. Trees went flying too but that's not too important. Chaos: With age comes wisdom... COMET CLEANERS SCRUBBER ATTACK! The attack lanced out at PalaPala but she jumped into the air, the attack hit the ground where she planned to land and she slipped. Chaos: Sugoi! It worked. Age wins over cuteness! Hysteria: If Hysteria was older she would have zapped the badgirl-chan. PalaPala: I have an idea! Chaos: You know... I think I know what episode we're in? Hysteria: Neh?! Which one Chaos-poppa? They both looked over in time to see PalaPala's blast hit them... and to make a long story short. All: Too late. Hysteria and Chaos switched ages. Chaos was chibi-fied and reduced to a 12 year old... while Hysteria... was now just as kawaii but much older now. PalaPala: There everyone should be happy now... bye! Mayhem skidded to a halt seeing PalaPala poof out. He then levered his glance forward... and his eyes bugged out. Pesti's jaw was firmly entrenched in the sidewalk... and the Senshi didn't know what to make of it. ChibiChaos: I was really hoping we'd skip this incident. Hysteria: Hysteria-chan is stacked! Sugoi! Hysteria-chan will need a bigger kawaii frilly apron-chan now neh neh neh? Pesti: What did we do to deserve this Kami-sama... what... what? There was a loud crash, but no one paid any heed because they just knew it was Carnage going off somewhere to laugh his ass off in his Gundam Deathscythe. ChibiChaos: There's only one thing that could make this worse... Mayhem: Never say things like that... Naoko Takeuchi could show up to hurt us or... Hotaru: CHAOS-CHAN! A very wide-eyed Hotaru looked on the scene. Pesti went SD and each of the Pesti's said,"Oh no Oh no she's going to cry and destroy the Earth!" A hearty and cute giggle broke the calm. Everyone turned to Hotaru again... she was the source. Hotaru said when she had her breath again,"You're so kawaii this way Chaos-chan... now we can grow up together!" "Haruka... take a look," a stunned but regal voice said. "Michiru... now I've seen everything. Chaos... what did you do and why!" "Huh? What... it's not my fault!! PalaPala did this... you can't blame me for it!!" "Haruka-poppa I like him this way." "It's still wrong... it's still Chaos," Haruka snorted. "Time for a kawaii tea party-chan to commemorate this occasion of Hysteria-chan getting older! Kawaii frilly apron-chans for everyone!" Hysteria opened her eyes and looked around... not so much as even crickets were present. "Waaaaah! Everyone is always mean to Hysteria-chan!" She set off for the Fanboys! apartment dejected... no sooner than she'd left the park then a horde of guys wanting her telephone number, agents trying to get her acting roles in this or that, and girls wanting her autograph because she MUST be some new Idol Singer that will probably soon rocket up the charts. Hysteria soon had a very wide pleasant outlook on the rest of the day. LATER ON BACK AT F! HQ "This sucks! I have 2 sips of Hard Lemonade and I'm seeing stars!" Chibi-Chaos said while his eyes swirled. "Neh Chaos-chan... minors aren't supposed to drink anyway," Hotaru noted. The kana for cruel scrolled past the back of Chaos's Chibi head. "BEAST says that provided you or Hysteria un-wants the wish then you'll return to normal just like the episode," Mayhem said tossing back another bottle. "Just think of how much easier it is to look up dresses this way," Havoc said popping up behind Hotaru and ChibiChaos. "I wish you both happiness." "Shut up pervert, MEGA BRAND!" Carnage tossed the spell at Havoc sending him through the ceiling and out of the building. ChibiChaos was not singled at all. "Nani? I missed Chaos?! But I aimed... I know it... to hit both of them! Maybe I just didn't wanna accidentally hit Hotaru yeah that must be it. FIREBALL!" Chaos was missed again... even when Carnage tried again at point blank he missed. Haruka and Michiru sitting behind the 12 year olds were getting sick of deflecting fireballs... and made sure Carnage knew this as he was thrown at the wall. [Author's Note-thingy: No I'm not trying to hurt Carnage or anything... really... okay maybe I am enjoying this] "Neh Chaos-chan... there's a benefit to being younger, is there not?" "Hai... it's beautiful in a way. Carnage can't smite me. Let me try something," Chaos prepped himself and intoned,"I summon the smiting of the falling cow!" and pointed at Carnage... a calf fell on Carnage. "Well since I can grow up again... I have time to lean more smites. SUGOI!" He in his zeal hugged Hotaru. They both blushed. "Neh Haruka... you going to hurt him now?" Michiru raised an eyebrow and looked at her partner. "I can't bring myself to hurt a kid... I just can't." For a brief second Chaos hopped around the room with the "Yata!" scrolling behind him before Haruka looked back in his direction. The door burst open and was closed a second later and bolted and barricaded. Hysteria was panting like she hadn't breathed for hours... of course she'd only been gone 30 minutes but still. "Kowai-yo! Hysteria-chan's really popular... too popular..." Mayhem playfully patted Ami's hand away,"What happened... people volunteer to have a tea party with you?" "Hai hai... and worse... it was terrible. Neh, everyone wants Hysteria-chan's number or autograph... or to shape my kawaii career in the film industry-chan. Hysteria can't take it anymore!" "BEAST said this would happen... taking into account the Super Playboy Yggdragsil Jacket, Carnage's Tenchi Masaki Syndrome, and Hysteria being Uberkawaii... this is the obvious outcome. It's all due to the age swap... it's enhanced everything." "How can Hysteria-chan fix this kowai situation-chan!" She'd turned on the waterworks. "Calm down... perhaps a solution will present itself in the morning... BEAST is still working on all the variables since this isn't exactly how it had happened in the series," Mayhem shrugged and put his hand down... right on Ami's knee. The couch has seen better days than today,"Gotta watch where I put him hands." "Let's go see where you hands go elsewhere neh Carrot?" Ami pulled him to his feet and out of the room. "So forward I wonder who that reminds me of?" Michiru mused. Haruka coughed into her hand,"Well Hotaru we should be going. It's late." "Hai... see you tomorrow Chaos-chan," she looked him over and sighed. Haruka hung back,"Chaos... if you think I'm going to be nice to you and allow this more readily now that you two are the same age... you have another thing coming." "Akito it's time for bed," Rei was dressed up nicely and beckoning to Carnage. "When you get here?" "Just a minute ago... nap time Akito." Miyu appeared,"Don't listen to her... the night is still young... let's go out somewhere nice and romantic!" Miyu did her signature laugh... during this time Rei tried to drag Carnage away, and it might have worked had Miyu not stopped laughing and engaged Rei in a fireball fight in Carnage's garage. The Door opened... even with Hysteria still attached to it white as a sheet. Pesti came in looking happy and smug. Chaos noticed the look,"You were out with my Mako-chan weren't you?" "Yes Pipsqueak I was. And she's MY MAKO-CHAN!" "Pipsqueak? Listen here I can still whoop your butt all around the room!" Pestilence ignored him and went to the fridge and got a Hard Lemonade before going to his room leaving an attack poised Chaos to sweatdrop. Chaos sighed and went over to Hysteria,"You might want to get some sleep somewhere comfortable." "Hai Chaos-momma," she replied but didn't move. IN HYSTERIA'S DREAM "Megami-sama! Let's me have your number!!" A Boy called out behind her... chasing her... she ran faster. "OH!! OH!!! Can I have you're autograph!!!" A girl called out behind her... chasing her... she ran faster. "Excuse me miss I represent Kadokime Shounen, and you would be perfect for our next film!!!" An agent called out behind her... chasing her... she ran faster. She came upon a beautiful glade... where a wingd horse grazed. "Kawaii!" She said, and Pegasus looked up. {How'd you get in here... I'll call security... wait... stop... what are you doing with those... KYA!!!!} IN CHAOS'S DREAM "Ha you have lost the ability to smite... you are now an Underlord in training until you grow up again," The looming Face of Pestilence intoned. The Looming Face of Mayhem then said,"I just got a note from the school... they're putting you into a class with other 12 year olds. Welcome to the equivalent of 7th grade again." The Looming Face of Haruka intoned,"You are Marrying Hotaru now that you are the same age. But I don't think the Hotaru fans are happy." The Face looked to a growing angry mob being stirred up by Carnage. "KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Chaos calls out... and then the ground beneath his feet gives way and he falls... landing on a field of grass. {Not another visitor} Chaos looked for the voice... and then saw Helios/Pegasus/Horseboy... with ribbons and bows all over him. {Could you help me get these off? Some crazy girl came in here and did this.} Chaos felt compelled to help. He didn't know why. {Thank you... how are all of them?} Chaos turned and saw the angry mob... he panicked. "You have to help me!" {I can't... look} Chaos and the wingd horse were being separated by a field of ether. Chaos tried and tried to get to Pegasus... with the mob getting closer to him with their chain-saws and worse. He looked and saw Hotaru in the throng... HELPING them... Glaive out... pointing at him. "You never loved me!" Haruka and Michiru in their Bakaretsu Hunters outfits were looking extra malicious,"You made our Hime-chan cry... for that you are as good as dead." Chaos screamed out,"No!" and leapt for Pegasus... and became older on the way. {Magical girls are lighter than you... lose some weight} "Hush and get us out of here, Horseboy!" {Sure fine okay... why am I helping you is a mystery... you are kinda cute though... I bet you'd look spiffy in a sailor fuku...} "No Ideas Horseboy!" IN THE MORNING. "I... survived!" Chaos looked down at himself. "Sugoi! I'm old again!" Chaos posed for a few seconds before... "Chu chu ^-^" "Kya!!! Rampage get off of me! No not you 2 Catastrophe!! TASUKETE!!!" He broke down the door to his room and managed to fling catastrophe off of him one way and Rampage the other. "Chaos-momma why'd you throw Catastrophe-chan at me?" Chaos and the other fanboys looked down the hall at the younger sounding Hysteria-chan, and turned into stone gargoyles and crumbled with the symbols for "Ack! Underage nekkid flash!" due to the fact that Hysteria had slipped out of her clothes due to them being to big... and tattered from the trouble the other day. Havoc appeared then with clothing for the youngster and she was soon more presentable. "Never thought I'd thank Havoc." "Her panties from when she was older is all I require in gratitude." "You are one disgusting pervert." "Thanks Carnage." "No problem. DIL BRAND!" And Havoc was forced out of the scene. As Havoc flew through a wall he said,"PalaPala's in the park again." All: PAYBACK FOR THE UNDERAGE NEKKID FLASH!! Hysteria: WAAAHH! Everybody's mean to kawaii little Hysteria-chan! ~Fin~ Helios saying "You'd look spiffy in a sailor fuku" is from Koku wa Otaku by CDS Productions. At least it's a paraphrase. Fanboys! belong to themselves and they can keep themselves. "Max Sterling" Belongs to me... well not the name or how my Max Sterling looks in comparison to the actual one from Macross... but hey the attitude is all me :) Hope you liked it.