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The Following contains sex... almost exclusively. There were lots of times when
the plot could have had something to say. We cut as many of those places away as
we could... but some in pale forms snuck in.


Contains stuff that those not of age in their locality to view materials of a
prurient inclination can't see. So don't look... just hit page done until your
newsreader makes a Joyful Noise signaling the end and mark read or delete or
just move on.

I mean really what would your parents think if they saw you reading this? What
would you think if you saw your parents reading this? Think about it.

Joy: Can we get on with the story and the sex and the spankings or what?

Oh ... yeah sorry... on with the show.

Title inspired by... oh who cares. And without even more delay than I planned...
The unattached attachment... JN02



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                           Because I have nothing better to do Productions
                                      An Eldrick Tobin project
                                         A story of The Arc

                                      Joyful Noise: Chapter 2
                                         Bump in the Night

"Washuu... why does the curry taste so good? I've had the brand before in
Lossoth's... army... and it never tasted this good. How come?"

"I think it has to do with the fact that you were evil before... something
against your base personality. Maybe you made the food taste bad because you
didn't wanna do evil?"

"That's just silly."

"You say that alot," Washuu smiled. In her cute voice she added,"But I am silly,
so I'll bet it's okay."

The pink haired girl smiled, then frowned,"What's to become of me now?"

"We'll see. We'll just have to see."

Suddenly her curry didn't taste as good as it did.

IN HECK

Imeria kicked another slave. They yelped and moved further away. She smiled
darkly. She felt more at home here than she ever had at work. They were stunned
at her resignation. She could care less.

Though she did care that her clone honestly chose the other side. She threw her
goblet at the slave who cowered... but was never hit.

"Now now my precious... they don't have infinite hitpoints. Souls have limits."

"Then Lossoth, Darling, get me new ones before I kill them. They are so weak,
and my frustration is so great," she changed the subject without warning,"How
could you make them so well that they can slip in and out as they will? Without
even a warning? One of them could be spying even now!"

A woman looked over at the angry Imeria levitating a new slave and pitching them
into a wall. The woman spoke,"Lady Imeria, She who would be Bitch Queen of the
Universe, still your anger. The enemy deserves it more than those pathetic
wretches. Bide your time," the woman then stuck her head back in the machine and
went back to work.

Lossoth ran a ringed hand over the woman's ass as she worked and smiled,"Thread
is right you know. Let them look. Let them make their progress reports. Who
cares. When we are ready we will make our assault. There will be not time of
planning... no waiting. Swift and instant like a brushfire, like a troll post we
will be in their face with little they can do about it. Be comforted my Lady
Imeria."

She looked down from the ceiling and met his gaze,"WHEN I am the undisputed
Bitch Queen of the Universe I'll consider many comforts." She turned and stormed
out of the throne room.

Thread followed her out with her ears. She pulled her head out of the machine's
innards and looked at Lossoth crossly,"How can you put up with her?"

"She likes it when I spank her."

"But you have me..."

"Ah but you deserve your spankings."

"Can I earn one now then?

"NOW you are supposed to fix the device," He said standing his full 4 foot -and
four foot wide- height.

Thread pulled the threads that the casual observer would consider clothing back
into her belt with a thought,"But L... you can punish me for not working..." She
then slid both hands up his thick legs and under his loincloth.

He seemed to consider telling her no... and she seemed to notice,"Tell you
what... meet me in my bed chamber in 5 minutes," he actually said.

"Don't think so," she smiled rubbing her hands under the cloth.

He smiled,"Here is as good a place as any."

HIGH ABOVE

Charhon made gagging motions but didn't utter a peep before leaping off the rim
of the skylight. After casting the spell of motion she slipped from the realm
called Heck.

ELSEWHERE

Sitting majestically on a street corner designed to look like that famous
picture a malt shop found it's home. The waitstaff dressed as 1950's denizens
bopped along between tables in the adjacent dining area to the facade malt shop.

A blue haired and well endowed woman played magically and genetically with how
she wanted her hair right then. A well tanned woman with white hair and a
decided distaste for -and lack of- clothing gave her hints, before the other
settled on a nice Ritsuko from Evangelion pattern.

"Aww that's a nice look for you Joy."

"Thanks Margo. Wanna help me mess it..."

The door to the establishment announced a visitor. Joy looked over ready to
fight... only to sigh and smile. She called,"Over here Charhon!" And the visitor
relaxed enough to put her birdlike almost angelic wings away.

"Lady Joy," she bowed to her before saying,"Tachi," she bowed to Margo. Then as
she looked around she noticed there wasn't another chair. "Umm..."

"You can sit in my lap," Joy cooed... and Charhon flinched.

Margo smiled,"How about you sit down and I sit in your lap Charhon."

"As tachi wishes," she said blushing only because Joy was making cat calls.

After the pair were arranged Joy asked," So how long before you guys swap
again?"

"18 years Lady Joy," Charhon said hugging Margo tightly.

"Maybe I should swap being dominant to submissive every hundred years too...
naw. But you guys have fun for me okay?" Joy smiled.

"Oh of course Joy... Of course. My neko is very fun," Margo kissed her on the
cheek,"But she isn't going to have any until she remembers to give her report."

"Oh dear I forgot... AHEM: There is seemingly no change in the enemy movements
and this is obviously having a negative effect on Lossoth's new Queen. 2 Slaves
were assaulted by her and a third was dragged off by her on her exit. Repairs to
the machine are progressing as slowly as usual," she coughed,"The remaining
Fabric Sisters were um... testing out some of the male Boomers for
effectiveness. None of the Leon Boomers survived the testing process..."

Joy snickered,"Can't have their Master, can have their Master's "avatar" so they
found what they hoped was the next best thing and broke them eh? Groovy. That's
at least 3 fanfics not invaded right there."

"Correct Lady Joy. Also there seem to be no plans to rebuild the overmind as of
yet. If I recall you dealt with that."

"They'd have to steal a new one to have one again."

"And some of the slaves have snuck off with pieces," Charhon grew quiet,"They
knew what they were getting into and they still did it. I tried to get the
pieces from them... but they refused me."

Margo hugged Charhon to her,"Oblivion is better than servitude, Dear one."

"You weren't..."

"No I wasn't... you shouldn't think of such things."

"So many souls... gone forever..."

"And better off Charhon. Remember that. Would that I had the power to Slay or
Ascend every one of them. Regardless of where the order came from you did the
right thing that day."

"But so many."

Margo looked to Joy. Joy nodded .o0(They need time alone)0o. Joy faded from the
dimension and shifted to the House. She stood in the endless expanse of grass
for a moment and cried. She cried about the past. She cried that Eldrick was
depressed that he was sinking to Lossoth's level, that Charhon was beating
herself up for something she had no choice in the least against the happening of
.o0(Someone would have had to do it.)0o. She realized that that was the answer
to both issues. It was sobering.

"You are considering it again aren't you?"

It was the unmistakable voice of her sister Hope that cut through the white
noise of too many things speaking to her heart at once. "However much I want
to... neither of us can. The ramifications... are too numerous," she sighed as
one last tear fell from her eye,"You know... whenever I stop crying I worry I'll
never be able to again?"

Hope smiled at her back,"I do that too." She sighed herself,"There are so many
tears that need to be cried for the universe. Can't lose sight of that. Can't
lose Hope."

Joy turned and stuck her tongue out,"Nope we might as well be stuck at the hip."

"That's not what I meant."

"I know. But *I* am supposed to be bleak. I just try to be happy as much as
possible on the chance that it's infectious enough to reach everyone."

"When you don't have someone trussed up..."

"True!" Joy lit up in a big big grin. "Say..."

"Not for the universe."

"I'll use blue bindings..."

"Tempting but no."

"Oh so boring."

"You have enough fun for the both of us," Hope smiled. "I'm going to see what
Eldrick is up to."

"You mean you are going to go in there and drag him away from whatever and
whoever he is doing and make Joyful Noises until the cows come home."

"Am not..."

"Are too... looks like I'll win the bet."

Hope took on the Ayanami "Identify yourself" posture.

Joy went when she noticed the look,"The Other girls and I started a betting pool
last night when we saw you ... outside Eldrick's room door."

Hope light up the area,"I didn't notice anyone peeking at me."

"You were too busy... turn down that blush I'm going blind over here," Joy
grinned. "Well I'd offer to share the winnings... but I don't think you want
any."

Hope blinked,"Why not?"

"It's entirely in sexual favors."

"You're very right."

"But Haris is pretty skilled and you've heard Charhon squealing in glee so you
KNOW Margo is good... oh stop with the blushing. Join our orgy... it'll be
fun..." Joy was already trying to rub her legs together where she stood.

[Author's Note: As are all you hopeless fanpeople reading this right now aren't
you? Well? Speak up!]

Hope found a nice tactful answer,"You go ahead and have some fun for me why
don't you."

"I think I will... and I'll start early," She began to strip out of what little
clothing she was wearing. Hope shook her head and turned to walk inside. Joy
yodeled something like,"Oh yes my kawaii raging hormones I hear you I hear you!"
before Hope closed the door.

She looked over the living room and into the kitchen where Astrala had something
brewing for later. Smelled like chili. It would be nice and thick by the time it
was served. "Must be driving Eldrick up the wall."

"Actually he's in the pool and the aroma hasn't left the floor, though I suppose
it IS the thought that counts," came Ego's voice as the freezer door seemed to
open on it's own. "Unless you want to watch ice cream vanish..."

"Hint taken," said Hope as she moved on. She passed Ardice asleep on the
couches... kissing one of the body length pillows in her sleep and whispering
sweet nothings in it's ear. She'd been like that for a day and a half. Hope held
back a smile as she rolled off onto the floor, but didn't wake up. She instead
shook her head and climbed up the spiral staircase. Passing Konei and Gerard
playing a few rounds of Strip Galaga on the second floor, she ascended to the
third, and looked out onto the floor. Haris opened an eye and then waved at Hope
before the combat drone growled for her to pay attention. She grimaced at the
floating sphere before going back to combat stance and closing her eyes.

Hope watched for a few seconds as Haris launched into whacking away the lone
stick the drone attacked with as it came at her from all over. Hope seemed to
make a mental note to spar herself in the morning before work.

Reaching the fourth floor Hope hazarded a glance into the computer room. Only
Workbot was in there. It seemed to be entering data into the other machine. She
left it to it's tasks.

Ami exited the bedroom and smiled at Hope,"Don't look so crestfallen... he's
still out by the pool."

"Then why the..." Hope blushed and couldn't finish the sentence.

"Nakedness?" Ami whirled only embarrassing Hope more,"Washuu's adjustments to
the
Hydroponic Greenhouse almost demand that I trim and transplant daily. I'd just
rather not get anything dirty but me."

"I see."

"When I'm done I'll just hit the pool or something. All the gardening should
take me at least an hour," she emphasized the time,"Then I'll probably go watch
something on TV."

"Thank you."

"You sound like I'm missing out on something I didn't have almost too much of
yesterday."

"You were fairly loud."

"Oh I know... but I found that by just doing things a little differently to keep
him guessing and ... well... you'll find out. All I know is he's moping less.
That's what counts," the redhead let out a happy sigh and shaking everything
nearly to the breaking point walked out the to pool... and by the sounds of
things pushed Eldrick into the pool. Hope changed outfit subtly and quickly with
a wave of her hand. She then adjusted her hair a bit. Satisfied she shifted to
the pool area.

IN THE POOL AREA... and a few seconds ago...

Eldrick's eyes followed Ami into the room and off towards the stairs as she
quietly giggled at the monopolization of his attention. He turned at the edge he
was soaking on at the sound of someone clearing their throat. Looking up he
didn't see a face... all he could see was up a pleated skirt.

"Hope."

"Yes."

"Did you know you aren't wearing anything under your skirt."

"Yes."

He could hear the mirth in her voice and leaned back to see beyond the hem. "Oh?
Don't suppose you were 'at work' like that were you."

"No I wasn't."

"Ermm..."

"I need to show you something."

"What?"

She bent down and looked at him. She then spread her knees as much as her sense
of balance would allow, and pulled the hem up to her chest. She then looked down
at herself where she was visibly moistening and then at him,"An orgasm."

"Sounds like something I want to see," his face didn't know if it should collect
blood or send it elsewhere.

"As I hoped. This way..." She stood up and began walking to the bedroom,"Come
on."

He blinked,"Oh yeah," and got out of the pool noisily.

"Leave the clothing."

"Huh?"

"Leave it... it's wet."

"But I can dry it."

"Well if you don't want to see...," she hoped he'd control his eagerness a
little bit... but on another level she wanted to spend a day having sex with him
in the pool. She decided to distract both of them, and slid the hem up again.
She picked up one leg and rubbed it against the other. Panting softly she
said,"You do want to see it don't you?" She gasped as fluids ran down her leg.

He was soon naked. Chest heaving to try to cool his nerves he followed her into
the bedroom. She continued walking to the door to the bathroom, but motioned him
to stop. She braced the door with a chair. Hope then directed him via his
shoulders and a shove onto the bed. Eldrick grabbed for her and she slipped
away. "Now now... how can you see it that way?"

The girl with blue hair sat down in front of the door to the main hallway back
firmly to it. Spreading her legs she tucked the hem into the waist as best as
she could.

"Now you just stay there and watch. Just watch. And no playing with yourself
until I tell you."

"No problem," he hoped it wouldn't be anyway.

And with that she slid a hand down her leg... she circled the valley once twice
and thrice before she began stroking and teasing herself. Rubbing lightly at
first she played with her clit till she was sitting in a pool of her juices.
With a so far so good attitude she plunged a finger into herself and worked her
flower till her hand glistened, and her body ached. But she hadn't reach tumult
yet.

"Hanging in there?" she asked him.

"Kinda." was about all he could say. He had a death grip on his knees.

"Good. The show gets better." She then slid a second finger in. Panting much
more heavily she watched the hungry expression on Eldrick's face deepen and
deepen. She could read his pulse on his manrod. She watched a drop slide down
the tip and drop silently to the floor. She longed to have caught it. She longed
to be with him... but she wasn't done yet. She would do this for once.

She began masturbating like someone possessed. Eldrick put a knuckle in his
mouth to bite down on. He wanted to be over there... no part of his face visible
save his eyebrows. Her moans didn't help anything.

She concentrated on his phallus... imagined wrapping her hand around it and
relieving the pressure. It helped her along. She'd never been successful before
with this. Never had before achieved ecstasy without help... Eldrick's help.

She closed her eyes and imagined it was his hand not hers. In and out... rubbing
desperately to bring her to climax.

Right when she could take no more... she felt as if she'd stepped into a new
room... a place unvisited... as snapping her eyes open to see Eldrick watching
intently as she soaked the carpet... liquids borne of self love came from her
like a font. She couldn't stop her hand and soon another and another followed.

Eldrick cried in happiness and sorrow at the same time. Happy to have seen such
a spectacle... sorrow at the throb in his loins that tried to make him leap over
there and ruin this beautiful moment. Her hand stilled, and leaning or falling
rather onto one elbow she tucked her legs under her and crawled her way to
him,"Say... ah... and do nothing else."

He opened his mouth and she leaned up and placed her finger in his mouth. She
worked it around so he'd get every speck off. She hovered uncertain if he'd
control himself... not thinking she couldn't control herself as she leaned
closer and closer to his pulsating member.

Neither of them could take it. She lunged for it and was surprised to be met by
sudden exit of his male substance. He moaned around her finger as she overcome
by the sensation attacked him... sucking every last drop out.

Her other hand found a purchase inside her and she sprayed the floor behind her
in another orgasm. She pulled off of him and placing her arms around his neck
mounted him. Every thrust sending ripples of ecstasy throughout her frame until
panting she could take no more control of the situation and climbed off
exhausted.

Afterplay lasted long into the night.

                                                            The End.

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So what you think? I'd think of more questions to ask but I'm pretty spent.