=0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0= Because I have nothing better to do Productions An Eldrick Tobin project From "It makes sense in my head" Theater A story of The Arc Joyful Noise Omake Unit 02: If ya can't stand the heat maybe you should speak with less of it .o(This Time... he's mine... hehe)o. ..(Maybe I can try to confuse her to get her to stop. Works in the movies...).. "Ego, I have ice cream." ..(Screw that she's my new best friend!).. "OooH! Where!" and a net descended on nothing... she missed. Ego's shadow on the wall freaked and dashed downstairs. "Mustn't... fall... for... the... easy ones." .o(Next one will work. Then I'll have one of the universe's largest s'mores.)o. "Alright ego... you win..." "Of course I win Percy-chan! Egotism and scorn always win," she couldn't narrow down where he was speaking from probably downstairs already. She snuck down the stairs to the door... kinda hard with an SD Ametrine rushing pell mell up the stairs with SD Ardice in hot pursuit -with net! Ground floor. She put her fingers to her lips but none of the assembled looked up. She wondered if it was good or bad that Eterna hadn't noticed her... he had a knack... then she saw he was tied up and nestled between Kasumi and Sunahama and being double glomped. Confusion and Joy were whispering sweet nothings to each other... Margo and Charhon had long since left that phase behind and gone to their room... Noh'ohki and SD Konei were playing... or rather Noh'ohki was sleeping and SD Konei was nibbling on the furball's ear. Fullsize Konei was up in the security booth... conducting searches on Gerard. Ami Kintaro, and Hope were off shopping for clothing. Perseis shuddered again... they'd asked her along. She'd rather be duct-taped to a wall. She glanced over at Haris who shared a conspiratorial wink before nodding her head towards the kitchen where Astrala could be heard arguing with Ego about Ice Cream not being part of a balanced diet... in the quantities he was trying to down. "Haris... I got this silly thing on... you can come knock the garbage out of me," he walked carefully down the stairs... unaccustomed to kendo attire... and tongs. He saw her look over and burst out laughing. "I look like Saionji don't I? That's it I'm getting out of ... hey! You guys are watching Shoujo Kakumei Utena!" he said as he dashed over suddenly NOT worrying about falling over. He stopped when the big screen showed Himemiya summoning the sword. He went starry eyed. "Maybe I should dress up as Anthy to get your attention... now get your butt in this seat and hush," Haris said chidingly after throwing a Kiryuu Touga plushy at him. "Oh yeah right... but shouldn't I dress up as Anthy... I've got the tan for it... ignore what I just said." "Maybe I should dress up as Saionji and knock some sense into you," she winked. Percy whispered,"Whatever you do don't clue Ego in," she pointed to the kitchen. Eldrick was dragged to the couch and Percy-chan snuck to the door... She straightened up by the door and looked to the kitchen, and sudden announced,"Well I'm going to the Dairy Queen by the Labs..." And with that Ego zoomed out of the fridge carolling some warped Snow White parody and was caught in the suddenly pulled out net of Percy-chan... and they tumbled outside violently... =o==o==o==o==o= Needless to say being an Omake... and an Arc Omake... well... they missed the portal... and careened off into... FanSpace! The Majestic Larch forest stretched out around them. A simple circle of stones in the heart of the clearing the only thing to say anyone had ever been here. "What the heck, pu! Where the heck are we, pu. Why do I keep saying Pu, pu?" Percy-chan looked over at her quarry... which looked surprisingly like Mokona,"What happened to you Ego?" "Me, pu? What about you Captain Perseis Katsuragi, pu? I really hate saying Pu, pu. ARGH, pu." "Katsuragi?" And Percy-chan looked down to see she was a body double now for Misato Katsuragi. [If she checked herself out or not we leave to the reader imagination - Buttinski Zin] She fluffed her hair and ran her fingers through it... then on a whim she looked for the scar... .o(Not There... good)o. "Now what was I gonna do to get that information out of you... Well since you are the uber marshmellow critter now... I could..." She paused to think. She snapped her fingers and the background fell away and it was just colors and her captive. Egokona freaked,"I've seen this setting before, PU!!! You mustn't do it... please I beg you, pu!" She flatout gave him a 'Too late for that' look and then announced,"To find out where you hid my Plushies I will do anything I have to! Like... Pull on your ears..." and she did so... foot on his head ears firmly grasped in her hands... "Painful, pu!" "Stretch out your mouth!" She leapt into action thumbs rammed into Egokona's mouth hands being slowly yanked in opposing directions. "Excwuciating, pu!" "Or tie you up!" And then she tied him up in an SD flurry and strung him up over a caldron of boiling chocolate. "Help me, pu!" "Can the toilet humor," she glared at suspended-boy. "I can't help it, pu! It just comes out, pu!" She twitched,"Looked just tell me where you hid my plushies." "No you hurt me and I didn't like it at all so I'm not telling you, pu-pu," he did that one on purpose. She snapped like Kiyone dealing with Mihoshi... and pulled out 2 giant graham crackers. "You wouldn't, puuuuuuu-owwwww-pu!" She dropped him in the chocolate. It was only them that she noticed the Jigglypuff in the Sailor Fuku drawing a smiley face on the steaming caldron. She snatched it up to avoid it hurting itself. "Hi there!" It smiled holding up it's marker like it was the Crescent Moon Rod,"Jigglypuff!" It then smelled the air and looked at it's marker. The marker was melted where it had encountered the pot not much... but just enough to not work now. "Jiggly..." was all it could say as tears welled up ready to drop. "Aww..." she reflexively hugged the the Pokmon that was called Purin in Japan... while Ego sputtered and called for help ineffectually. She then set it down and pulled a fresh marker out of a pocket and presented it to the Balloon Pokmon. Starry-eyed it accepted the fresh marker, and held it up like a Sailor Senshi might hold up a power upgrade. The fuku changed and Jigglypuff was sporting an Eternal Sailor Moon fuku which it bounced away to the ground in. Percy-chan went to pick it up again when suddenly she heard movement behind her. Ignoring the nicely chocolate coated Ego-Mokona's frantic Pu'ing she turned to see Sailor Pluto looking at the caldron with a little less than her usual calm. "What IS that in there?" was all she asked. MisaPercy turned,"Oh... that's Eldrick's Ego... he won't tell me where he hid my plushies. I wouldn't share my ice cream with him even though he had 3 gallons of assorted flavors infront of him... he got vengeful. So I did the same." "I see... I figured it was one of the Havocs chortling victory over a pair of panties I hadn't noticed had gone missing," just then that familiar breeze blew through... and Setsuna-sama blasted into the surrounding forest,"Dead Scream." Cream lemon ensued... not far enough to get on them fortunately... though it put out the fire under the cauldron. The senshi of Time then walked over and grabbed the purloined garment... popping it into hammerspace to wash later. She then turned to M. Katsuragi who suddenly looked up at her face. Setsuna blinked,"Did you just..." but she didn't have time to finish her question when she noticed Havoc-chan pop her head out of Percy-Misato's Vest. Havoc-chan looked totally crestfallen simply asked,"Neh... where'd you put your panties and bra," before being yanked out by an Angry Perseis and plunged face first into the chocolate. "Bleah can't have that giant s'more now..." "Why were you going to make it again? Havoc decimated my short term memory by showing up... oh yes your plushies. Let's go find them... I think I saw where he hid them." Percy smiled,"Yatta! And then I can help with your laundry in recompense." Time's Guardian considered it then said,"You can't have them either." Meanwhile behind them the creature from the chocolate lagoon escaped the chocolate,"I'm going to make her pay for this, pu!" It blinked. "But first back to normal, pu. Being like this just feels like it's wrong, pu." And then the chocolate hardened... and Ego only said one thing before it hardened too much for him to speak,"Crap, pu." Okay okay so that was 2 things... =0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0= Finis Perseis appears courtesy of her not saying no... and because after seeing the Presea/Precia/Pelcia and Mokona seen in Magical Knights Rayearth I thought this would be perfect to omake-ify. Plus she's talked of making him into a giant s'more before. The Labs... refers to The Mad Scientist Otaku Cabal's lab facility where much weirdness happens. Eterna appears because Kasumi and Sunahama requested it. Yes characters can request things for Omakes... what they can't... what do you mean they can't... those 2 just did... Oh well... Guess next Omake I won't have that orgy... Joy: Oh pu ;.;