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Sometimes you just see something and groan. Not in a good way I mean. Something 
just rubs you wrong even if you've seen the same stuff -or just like it- five 
hundred billion times. And you wanna correct it... or retroactively remove it. 
Removal is not always possible... but correcting is always possible. In some way 
shape or form.

One way to correct is to introduce or take away elements that negatively impact 
your view of the item. The means to this has to be strong, capable and 
appropriate. And let's not forget "secret" so as to keep the other characters 
and plotbits from worrying overlong about what you have removed powerfully, 
capably, and through appropriate means.

In this case, it's secretly and powerfully done. Two out of four isn't bad, 
right?

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                           Because I have nothing better to do Productions
                                     An Eldrick Tobin project
                              From "It makes sense in my head" Theater
                                        A SIDE story of The Arc

                                      Secret Mission Files:
                                        Angel with Mercy

                                        Katsuragi Miki

Sitting in his chair, a well armored man contemplates the case before him. He'd 
sent agents out to deal with the case once already. One of his best had even 
tried to ease and relieve some of the stresses in the situation.

But all that was not helping. The case had a new flag. A Flag that did NOT 
happen very often. It was a simple one. It bore only one word in black and red 
ink.

	Death.

He'd hoped it wouldn't come to this. The man targeted for termination had seemed 
to be improving... until he met a new girl who seemed to be everything he was 
looking for. Now... after a very short time he'd started climbing back up the 
slippery slope, and damn if it didn't look like he was trying to ice skate. And 
Yes... UPHILL.

	Death.

He looked at the tag one more time. Other's were allowed to climb the slope. 
Everyone thought it wouldn't matter in this case. Just take him down a few rungs 
so he learns a few things. But the Deacon Frost's of the world don't LEARN. 
Often catastrophically after you've given them hellacious numbers of chances to 
improve. They want what they want and will often do foolish things to get them.

	Death.

It almost was whispering to him. It was drawn in such a way to seem urgent and 
insistant. And it was an urgent situation. The Target was dangerously close to 
a F.A.R. incident... and the last one of those they'd fixed... took an inordant 
amount of... well... it FELT like evil. Or maybe that wasn't it. Maybe it was 
just a feeling of dirtiness and vileness that even Evil doesn't always feel 
comfortable with.

Heck the Incarnation of Evil had turned down sticking their jeweled neck into 
this problem at all. In a way that's very regrettable. Evil would have shown The 
Target the light of reason and shaped him to the proper path. Even if The 
Epicenter had to be compromised further to attain that goal. It would be better 
for The Target and The Epicenter if they weren't who they were.

	Death.

"Yes... I know," he spoke to the file and turning it over slid it toward's the 
Incarnation of Depression -"and it's relief" was penciled next to the tag- who 
was at that moment dripping searing hot wax on her nipples and masturbating. He 
let her finish. Not to say he was watching intently. He was hardly paying 
attention. He had never had a libido that he could remember. He didn't really 
have a gender. He looked male. That was good enough for the gender pronouns in 
his book. Some even refered to him by titles like,"Inquisitess Dharm," or 
"Dharma-chan." It didn't really matter to him. Only the work mattered. It was 
his... Anti-Drug as it were. He was almost BORN to do the job of Inquisitor, 
judging and deciding which of the many Incarnates of their Decriptors to send to 
do what task. Currently he wished that Joy, The Incarnation of Depression 
(Relief) would just go ahead and orgasm.

His wish was her command. "Joy. An unsavory mission has arrived in your inbox."

The blue haired, pale skinned, red eyed, large breasted woman looked over from 
licking wax from her breast,"I saw... just one more please? You said unsavory so 
I have to savor myself more," she smiled her ultra happy smile.

"Just one, and I must ask you to be quick. LOOKAHEAD has shown that the need for 
the unsavory work is coming up soon."

"So am... ah yes... oh ahhhhh... OH FUCKING CREATION YES!!!" she cooed softly in 
the aftershocks as she panted. She slid out all the 'toys' and spells she'd had 
at work and somehow managed to lick them all clean. [How do you LICK a Spell? - 
Perverted Mage Zin] Sighing contentedly she took the file and turned it over. 
She was very sober. "Wetwork Dharm?"

"I don't like it anymore than you do. But see foryourself what LOOKAHEAD has 
shown."

And she did so. Reading the summary she welled up with tears... of Anger. She 
felt betrayed and hurt. She'd worked to mold him properly... SHE had made sure 
he was on the right path... and when HE strayed wrong she'd tried to curb him 
properly.

All her work was about to become blood and ash. And she couldn't even get a 
parting screw in. .o(No... not a screw. That's friendly. He just gets off so 
it's fucking. No parting fuck. Dribblenerts.)o. "I can't just kidnap him as my 
private toy?"

"I suppose. BUT he has to look like he died. It's how it's got to be. The lives 
of everyone he's depressed have got to have closure. Yes even though it looks 
like the shows not over. No one in it will take steps against him. He'll not 
only break The Epicenter... but the reality in that area as well. Which could 
increase your workload 90 fold."

"Yeah after you make it look like someone's died it's hard to ride them to 
China. You aways worry they'll find out that you took that previous life away," 
she paused," And she has a name you know."

"Yes I know. I am a fan of her TV broadcasts. But the 9 o'clock woman ca't 
become the midnight lady. Her world is too strict, and it would be very bad. 
This can't be another F.A. Rina. You remember what had to be done to fix that. 
Especially since the wrongdoers were obliterated... but the The Epicenter 
there... the Idol Rina was devastated infront of the world. You can't fix 
that... only mend it and hope for the best."

Another Incarnation looked up at her name being mentioned. She'd been watching 
her Not Currently Identical sister swatting herself with her powered riding 
crop, Mercy, set to 'Steel Bending'. She reached over and touched Joy's hand to 
still it,"Do you want me to help?"

Joy welled up with new tears, and launched at her sister. Hugging her and crying 
she was barely able to thank her. "If you could find," she routed through the 
file she new by heart and handed over a picture,"This guy. And just pull some... 
well schoolyard 'I heard Katsuragi-san asking about you...

FLASHFORWARD

... to a TV studio post production. There is one man on the set. He's in the 
dark and has obviously been crying there. His pants are down and his hand is on 
his member. He swears at himself even as new droplets stain the floor that are 
not tears.

He's suddenly not alone... and yet it's as if someone has been watching him for 
days. He doesn't notice her arrival because she seems so IN place. Her arm moves 
drawing his attention.

"You dropped this. Katsuragi-san wants to to keep it for her until she comes to 
take it back from you, Shiyumi-kun."

He freezes trying to make it look like he wasn't just masturbating and crying. 
Words that were about to pour from his mouth lay dead and buried. He can't move. 
He's petrified.

"She knows. But before you contemplate suicide. She wanted me to tell you... 
that you are in her thoughts. That she was hoping you or anyone would intervene 
and stop Him. You still have that chance. You need to take that chance. Satake 
is mistreating her. As you are aware. Correct?" she asked more to wake him up 
than anything.

"I... said..."

"That you wouldn't tell. That's a given. It would wreck your life, his life 
such as it is and bring her career to a grinding halt," he nodded,"But I'm not 
asking you to get on a live feed and tell the world. No one wants that."

"How... do..."

"I'm with a provate investigation firm. She hired us to get something on him. So 
far nothing will hold up. Well one thing will stick and stick hard. But you do 
not have to concern yourself with anything other than giving her some room to 
breathe away from him for a while. Talk about how you feel about her."

"How can I? I... I did..."

"I won't lie to you. That was probably not the right thing to do. But I don't 
think anyone would think so clearly in such a situation. Take it from me on th 
grounds of personal experience,"she blushed and so did he,"Now... can I count on 
you to take her somewhere safe to talk and discuss things with her?"

"Ye..."

"Say the words in completion please."

"Yes... yes I will."

She smiled,"That's very good," she mimed puttign her finger to her ear to listen 
to an ear piece radio,"What? I can't do it myself... Hold on." She looked up at 
him,"Ms. Katsuragi is heading to the park near ChoCho's. Can you get over there 
and take her somewhere to talk?"

He looked all uncertain and petrified again.

"Think about it later. Can you hop on a bicycle or in a car and get over to that 
park?"

"Yes... I have a scooter."

"Very good. I want you to..."

SCENE OF A HIGHWAY people wandering about on sidewalks shopping.

Shiyumi is calmly if nervously driving the speed limit. Hope's words echo in his 
mind.

/"... drive over and pick her up. Bring her some this package. It's 
clothing."\

He relished the stoplight as his mind had more time to debate the path 
before him,.o0(What am I doing? I can't do this... She'll... hate me. And 
Satake...)0o., he blinked,.o0(What if he's there... that must be it. Maybe... 
maybe I can distract him... get to her when he's away.)0o.

Her words were more soothing than before as they echoed /"Take her to another 
part of the park at minimum. Then talk to her or whatever."\

.o0(Maybe I can find out why she let... no why he forces her... and others to do 
such things.)0o. He clamped down hard on worries about facing Satake. He knew 
he, Shiyumi, was easily manipulated. And Satake knew that he was almost a 
puppet to do with as he would. .o0(But she won't be any longer.)0o. he kind of 
scared himself and almost missed another light. He almost sounded like what he'd 
have sounded like if he could have spoken that day... in Ms Katsuragi's dressing 
room.... when she was blindfolded, and Satake made him...

He tried not to think about it.

LATER

He made it... unfortunately. He was transfixed like a vampire on a stake. 
Satake had had sex with Ms Katsuragi, and he didn't pull out near the end. But 
that wasn't what rooted him to the 'forest floor'...

"Why... why do you do these things?!"

Satake had grinned his grin and said almost as if he had a clue about such 
matters,"Because you're the perfect Sex Slave!"

Shiyumi couldn't move. .o0(Satake is trying to make her a... but he said I'd 
be friendly with her again... to help him make her a slave or...)0o. he could 
visualize it. If Satake could they'd all be slaves and he'd be the Master. 
there were a few girls in editing for one of the other shows he might work on... 
they'd be mortified if you so much as stole a bite from their candy bars... 
.o0(An indirect kiss...)0o. and Satake had done that with 2 of them. Were they 
next? He summoned the courage to stand though he was shaking like a leaf.

A hand gently settled on his arm. As Ms. Katsuragi continued to sit there 
dumbstruck and Satake laughed. "Just a second Shiyumi... something isn't 
right," said a woman's voice in a whisper.

Shiyumi turned,"Why didn't you stop..."

"Why didn't I stop him?" said the red head,"We're contracted to watch and keep 
an eye, at the Kibou detective agency, she told us if we interfere he might 
squeal," she paused before continuing,"But something's wrong in the air."

There was a new cackling from the tree the victim was under,"Well done my tasty 
little boy... well done indeed. She'll be excellent!"

Satake didn't skip a beat,"Yes she will... and you are?"

A Woman vaulted out of the tree and landed without the need to stabilize 
herself. Flame Orange Hair... pointed ears... and 6 writhing tentacles 
protruding from her back. She was covered in Japanese that spoke of all kinds of 
mostly vile carnal acts... and ink was not the medium it was written in. "I am 
Lady Hagane. You and the girl are coming with me. There are such things I can 
show you that you'd never dreamed of... not in your vilest fantasies." She 
lifted him with her roots of lust and sucked at him when he was eye level. His 
was forced to contemplate the night sky.

Shiyumi was pushed out of the bush and he just ran for Ms. Katsuragi at the 
detective's verbal prodding. She was still a little stunned but easing into 
reality again as she watched this demon woman having her way with Satake the 
Defiler. She noticed Shiyumi running for her and couldn't not smile at how 
worried he looked, and how badly he ran. She stood up as he arrived and grabbed 
her hand.

"Shiyumi-kun what are you doing here?"

"No time. Hurry before it sees us!"

And he ran them away... just out of sight. He thrust the package to her that 
he'd had wrapped to his back. "It's clothes," was all he could say. He had to 
turn away because she looked all too inviting to him dressed as she was in the 
outfit of leather bands and metal rings. "I... I don't think she heard us."

The She Demon was now removing Satake's clothing with her teeth. He looked 
totally mesmerized, as she did whatever she wanted. He could have been a clothed 
statue. His skin was darkening in the light from the lamppost. His penis when 
she had him naked and was looking him over looked about a yard long now!

"Yes... you will do... now where was that girl. Can't breed an army without a 
womb."

"STOP RIGHT THERE VILE DEMON! CHEER SOLDIER POM POM CHEERILY WILL STOP YOUR EVIL 
WAYS!" And a girl clad like an American cheerleader with sequnes on her green 
and yellow outfit and pom poms in her blue hair leapt onto the scene from 
another tree.

"What a fool!" And tentacles rushed out to grab her.

"POM CUTTER!" and the cheer soldier spun and posed and blades appeard in the pom 
poms in her hand. All appendages near her fell to the ground cut off at the 
pass.

"How dare you harm Lady Hagane!" and the demon rushed the posing soldier of 
love, justice and sequens.

"Pom Pom Demon Popper!" And she unleashed both pom poms which streaked towards 
the demon and when contact was achieved the demon burst into confetti. However 
the second pom pom continued and struck Satake. Glittwer burst from where he 
was struck in the back of his head and he fell over reverting to normal on the 
way.

He did not move.

Miss Cheerily walked over to him and felt his neck,"Oh dear oh woe! I was too 
late! Too late! NO!!!" and then she vanished in a cloud of bubblegum fresh 
smoke.

Shiyumi walked out to take a look with a newly dressed Ms. Katsuragi holding her 
coat in her astonished hands. A Piece of confetti struck Shiyumi and he got an 
eyefull of what was written on it. /Double Anal Fisting/ and he ripped it off 
his face in revulsion. "Don't read the confetti, Katsuragi-san." He reached 
Satake... it looked like he'd been shot in the back of the head. The glitter 
around him had even turned into blood. "Katsuragi-san don't look."

"No... I'm going to," she paled,"It's over." Tears welled up in her eyes.

Shiyumi handed her her handkerchief,"I'm sorry."

"That he's dead?" She looked at him full of mixed emotions from all over the 
spectrum.

"That he... that I... he made me... with the blindfold."

"It's okay... somehow it's okay. He's out of our lives. His life is over so 
now our lives can continue without his interference." She read it off like from 
a cue card for News at 9.

"The... Magical Girl probably killed him because he was evil to begin with. 
Otherwise it probably would have just cured the ... whatever that was 
happening."

"Yes. I'll hold to that belief."

Shiyumi looked at the ground,"Do... you need a ride anywhere? My scooter is 
nearby."

She nodded. "Thank you for coming to rescue me, Shiyumi."

He blinked as she didn't call him Shiyumi-kun,"You're Welcome, Katsuragi-san." 
She climbed onto the scooter behind him, and grabbed onto his waist. The feel of 
her against him was almost too much.

"Don't be nervous, Shiyumi. I'm a friend."

"I... I... like... you... Katsuragi-san."

"Are you dating anyone, Shiyumi," she said holding closer to him.

They sped off as he stammered his reply.

BACK AT THE "CRIMESCENE"

There was another poof of gum flavored air. Miss Cheerily had a different look 
on her face. "You can move now. Though I should leave you here and dead," she 
shook a pom pom over his body... and a mirror image minus the injuries stepped 
out of the corpse.

"What the fuck?" Satake felt the back of his head as he staggered out and away 
from the corpse which when he disconnected from it stank suddenly of blood.

"How's it feel to be dead?" She wasn't particularly amused.

"I'm dead?" he looked stunned.

"Wow you haven't had the wonder and majesty of that face in a while. Not for 
what... 6 years? But you LOVE making others have it. It's like a little victory 
dance on their face. Your victory. And The Powers That Be have decreed that you 
can't make them HERE anymore."

"Six... Joy?" he started laughing,"I knew you were into costumes but this is a 
bit much. Where's the leather? And you look so different. Oh this is so funny."

"If I was in a good humor... I wouldn't have my riding crop with me set to 
kill."

He looked and saw it shaking from power at her side. The dried ground under her 
foot was even rumbling around just a tad. "And you don't seem to be enjoying it 
slapping against you either. So what did I possibly do wrong?"

"Katsuragi Miki."

"I fail to see the point. She's a slut anyway. Perfect Slave material," he 
didn't even feel the crack of the crop against his jaw before it was 3 blocks 
away embeded in a building. She rewound time a bit changed the setting on Mercy 
and resumed. He spun all the way around and fell to the dirt stunned. His neck 
didn't break... and the indent in his face would heal in time. He stirred,"I'd 
ask why you did that... but I'd just get struck again. Though why do I think you 
ripped my jaw out?"

"I did... I just undid doing so. No need to protect your memory of the event. 
You don't deserve it. I trusted you to build your power sensibly. You betrayed 
me."

"But Katsuragi-san... she's so perfect," she slapped his face from the other 
side.

"She's only mortified about her career... something I don't suspect you to 
understand. Her career is her life."

"You sound like my father again. Lighten up. Worse that could happen is she 
openly molests herself on the screen. Then in her shattered life I take her in 
and she's mine. What's the big deal?" He blocked and got his arm broken for it. 
"Fine explain it to me!"

"She is loved."

"Shiyumi?"

"That... but that's not the issue. You have any idea what a scandal an Angel of 
the Airwaves that everyone in the viewing area in Japan would do?"

"Obviously not."

"Think I could handle an entire nation at once?"

"Yep."

"That's stupid of you. The deaths and carnage of riots here and there might well 
bring the city to a crawl. Sex would be even MORE surpressed as people saw it's 
ramifications -because everyone sees a big negative from sex and sexual stimuli 
and attaches that to the acts."

"Which is their stupid fault really. Yeah I shouldn't say that but hey. I never 
gave a fuck about them."

"Spare me the podium pounding. I'm just relating a potentiality that is and was 
expected had you had no deviance in course. We've all been watching you hoping 
even if you were going to keep at this that you'd stretch it out... do it the 
right way. And then she comes along and you're trying to free climb a flat 
surface that's only got a 5 degree angle. Ski uphill whatever analogy for 
reckless endangerment of your local reality you wanna bring up. But we left you 
alone... until we had a report confirming a suspicion from an Eye witness. Your 
words to her here. Sure there probably wasn't alot you could have said that 
wouldn't have been "fatal" but the one's you picked sank her almost into madness 
here and now. She'd have been Fallen Angel Miki of the Nine O'clock News in less 
than 3 days. And that's a very conservative estimate."

"Ah so I was doing things right and you guys couldn't take it."

"You know what happens when a reality dies?"

"Impossible."

"Actually it isn't. It's called the Known Dimensional STEPS for a reason... like 
stepping stones on a pond of inky black sit the realities. Fanfics, Movies, 
Omake, OAV/OVA, and Tv series all share this. Many realities are jammed right up 
next to others. So one goes another might well get smacked around. A Domino 
Effect. It might not destroy the next world... but it might flavor it. And thus 
as it shifts in the pond it picks up speed. This world... anchor woman has a 
masturbation addiction that turns career fatal in a non-quiet way... the world 
this hits... a similar anchor unsatisfied with getting eaten under her desk as 
she delivers the news has SEX on camera... hits another world... there let's say 
enough speed leads to demonic interest... maybe even summonings.

"All these realities are dead to their original life paths. And just that they 
are perverted isn't really the point. Sick as it may be to say so to some. This 
is all intertwined on another level... and the reactions to these actions on 
that level make or break how things work. There's alot of leeway but when 
somethign breaks... you don't just break out the glue."

"So wind time back and I'll slow down."

"Ah but you slow down and another speeds up... this show was probably likely to 
die off. But by removing an element... the balance of hentai versus wholesome 
gets some time to reshift... and the next person to try to ice skate up hill... 
might do it slow enough to not cause waves. Ripples again are okay. Waves are 
bad. Tidal Waves worse and a full on Hurricane... well let's not go there."

"So I get to be your toy now then? I can live with that beautiful," the 
trademark I'm a hentai badass smirk came out.

"Hadn't even considered it. You've disappointed me. Maybe I'll take you in, in a 
few hundred years and make you drip candle max on me from candle protruding from 
your bottom..."

He blanched.

"But I was just going to turn you to a branch that could make use of you. Sexual 
Civil Services. There your sexual prowess will be used to save lives or 
potentially even break people for information needed to stop this that or the 
other."

"So I'll get to break people?"

"More like you'll be just making out with people left and right to cue them of 
this that or the other sexual disease or trauma. Literally fucking people till 
the problem goes away. You'll be granted a few piddly abilities to help you as 
you work off your sentence."

"But you stopped me. Just drop me somewhere else."

"And you'd slow down?"

"I see you're point. So when do I begin?"

"Eager aren't we?"

"That demon slut increased it by another 6 inches... and it's still hard. Why 
waste it. Who was the bitch anyway?"

Cherrily Mirrored herself and snapped her fingers... the mirror Joy turned into 
The Demon,"Like this donkeycock."

"Ah. Can you suck this out?"

"Where do you think the powers were put?"

"Can you finish blowing me then? I'm on edge here."

"Blueballs. Live with it." The Demon vanished.

"So anyway... what's my first task... and how long till it? I assume you know 
Mrs. Warden."

"Mrs?"

"Well you're ruining my erection as if we were married," and then it got more 
ruined. She attacked, and Mercy was smacked into it and he fell into the park 
grass on it. "Fine I take it back."

"You don't mean it. Let's go Donkeycock," she paused as she started shaking the 
pom poms,"Any man I was married to would be incomprehensible to you anyway."

"You but male isn't incomprehensible to me, Joy."

"You don't know me... and I thought I knew you. So let's leave it at that."

"Ah so there is someone in your life now. That's good at least. Hope he's 
hitting it regularly. So what's the case?"

"Girl... emitting hearts during orgasm. Birthday coming up at which time the 
condition will kill her."

"So I fuck it out of her?"

"Or die trying."

"Are all my cases going to be or die trying?"

"Yes."

"But that'll hurt me."

"That's what punishment is."

"Sex a punishment?"

Joy giggled,"Damn you must have just fallen off the truck," complex pattern with 
pom poms done... they dematerialized... just as the cops arrived from a call 
from an anonymous source speaking of crazy things. The evidence would later show 
he'd just been mugged and took a point blank shot that was from a badly made set 
of bullets.

AT THEIR NEW LOCATION.

A Poof of nothing and Satake in tow behind Joy dressed as she normally was 
arrived. this is to say a "Got Lube?" Tshirt cut and altered and straining 
against her currently Size F cups. [Size F being roughly equivalent to a DDD or 
a 6 inch stick out from her torso. - Bras Strapped To His Head Zin] Her shorts 
were normal leather jeans that had been modded to the point of beins little more 
than a bikini bottom with some excess fabric. The Zipper was halfway down and 
the button wasn't even present. How they stayed on was a mystery. Her hair 
simply flowed free and her eyes glistened with lust.

Because there on the bed in a modified maid's outfit lay someone motionlessly 
still yet giving off all the vibrance of life of someone running a marathon and 
in the lead with the crowd cheering her name.

Her legs were mysteriously up... with no undergarments to speak of. She was 
dressed... but complete access could be had by any to both breasts, midriff, 
vagina and ass. Her pleasant valley was as inviting and moist as if she'd only 
just stopped orgasming.

Of course she wasn't even breathing. And there was a heart frozen in the air 4 
feet off the ground like it had ejected from her. Another was peeking out of her 
cave of splendor.

Her time was of course frozen. It was 21 hours till her death. Joy was taking 
few chances.

"Here she is. You may enjoy her to better acquaint yourself with her body now. 
And not that you'll ask... even if she was conscious she wouldn't mind. I've 
used larger than you on her before. So have fun Donkeycock. I'll be back in a 
few days to hear what you think of her before we resume time and you try to cure 
her. Any questions?"

"Do I need to eat?"

"Such is stopped. You do not need to replenish fluids either."

"Do I cum when I wanna or normally?"

"Either. It's all a matter of will power for you now. Unless you're with someone 
better. In which case it would be like you were only in the monstrous range and 
not the demonic range."

"Monstrous?"

"Come on. Don't be modest... what were you 8 inchs before? That could break some 
people. Don't worry she was pure elastic before I ever touched her."

"Her head screwed on tight? She won't wake up a nutjob will she?"

"She's a bit off. But not alot. But that's not for hours."

"I'm trying to get off here."

"Oh you require breathing and conversation? Amazing. Just get to work."

He walked up pulled the heart out... swabbed the tip of his member with it like 
a rose petal covered in dew. And slid a bit in. He gasped in pure shock. "She's 
like a VICE of pleasure."

"Paused her mid orgasm."

"Besides that. You said you used bigger."

"Like I know what kinda grip she has... tongue and fingers just don't get 
caught. Strap ons were lubed to hell and gone regardless of size. So is it a 
good vice or a bad vice."

He was thrusting away enjoying the little he'd put in. He came. "Ah... now I'll 
go deeper. Push it in where it belongs."

"She'll appreciate such talk but I don't. Can it."

He smirked and accidentally slipped too far. He yelped,"Damn what IS that! You 
leave a knife in there?"

"There are no foreign objects in her body. I've run countless scans."

"Well click them up a notch."

"There's nothing!"

"Then she has a bladed womb!!!" He pulled out and lubing his hand slid his arm 
in,"I should not be able to do this... is she human?"

"I'm human."

"Hah ha... Um... Joy... you're more than human."

"Says a guy with a 3 inch wide 14 inch long penis."

"My Love Train not withstanding... is she human? Or just close or something?"

"Humanoid certainly. She's had 2 kids already. Paternal Twins. the father's 
taking care of them."

"Well my arms aren't that small and... damn is this thing sharp... I think I 
cute both fingers already. It's wedged in here too. All the way at the back of 
her womb."

"I see you hand something in your hand but I don't SEE anything."

"I'm going to wrench it out... oh wait... it twisted loose. Feels like someone 
built a little metal thing for it to afix to... and there... I've reversed the 
item and am pulling out," He finally got his hand out, and he looked at her 
slippery zone of ardor and just shook his head,"Part of the time stop?"

"I could probably get a stool in her."

"I'll bet... husband expect her to live?"

"Donkeycock... just hand it over whatever it is."

"Oh yeah... I probably have to drill out some hearts," he handed over the 
curious item. It was about 4 inches in length. It had a clawed and bladed star 
with 4 points on it and the mark of a fox suspended in amber. It was so 
obviously a henshin stick that she was just shocked. She should have been able 
to detect it. She couldn't even detect it now. Just a stick with a 4 pointed 
star.

"Drill away I'm resuming time. I bet this grows to a staff or gains another inch 
in 21 hours. She's got beans to spill."

Tiem resumed the batted away hearts floated around smelling faintly of 
courderoy. There was an immediate change in her. Cute Cute Cute furry patches 
appeared here and there. And a tail extended from her spine to the floor. Her 
eyes opened as her body still convulsed. A hand went to her mouth. She mouthed 
a,"No..."

Joy walked over and cradled her head,"Were you too ashamed to tell me... would 
you have rather died?"

"Well I would have died happy. You're amazing... but in my world halves don't 
survive puberty... they are slaughtered. So when I was 12 and met the Wizard guy 
he told me about becoming a magical girl and installing a form trap. Installing. 
Sounds so... ugly. And I still had my children... who ARE normal. So... I just 
figured I'd slip away... and it's been growing for years. I haven't used it save 
the one time. My world is idyllic."

"Save the specism."

"I'm the only half who isn't wild and feral. The only one."

"So the hell what. You're a person."

"If you say so."

Joy's expression darkened and she almost cried,"Well he's going to screw the 
remaining hearts out of you. It's his job."

"So he won't enjoy it?"

"He will."

"But I'm a..."

Satake smiled and rubbed her thighs back apart. She cooed,"You are the sexiest 
Kitsunemusume [Fox Girl - Well Fox Daughter but... eh - Zooanthropic "Rargh!" 
Zin] I have ever seen and I wanna fuck you for days."

She smiled big,"Well since Joy says I'll only remember this as wet dreams in a 
coma..."

"You can keep your memories."

"But then I'll have been unfaithful."

"You're husband's been seduced by a dairy maid."

"The kids okay?"

"The twins are fine."

She spread her legs wide,"It'll teach him if you get me pregnant. That lady's 
given a child to everyone in town who'll have her. Strong tradition of Divinely 
given children now because of her. Damn Hecre woman."

"Hecre? Refresh me."

"Well I'm half beast... she's 3 halves human. The extra half -that the shamans 
say is not there for the half beasts... ends up in Hecre. Hecre live forever and 
seem to always be having sex. Normal children. Whereas half beasts give birth to 
animals."

"That's not very fair. Are the animals smarter?"

"I wouldn't know."

"Well if you have a fox by the donkey of lust and don't want it I'll adopt," she 
smiled... she was feeling better... but not really.

"Can you find out if my kids are still normal?"

Joy blinked and then knew,"Save for birthmarks in their hair line now. Perfectly 
fine."

"Star shaped?," Joy nodded,"I don't wanna think for a while."

Satake being the scum he is assumed that was "Start now." and slid in to the 
hilt. She wrapped her legs around him and he didn't stop having sex with her 
until it was her birthday.

At which time the corderoy wrapped henshin stick became a henshin STAFF with 2 
deadly looking stars at each end.

One with a heart... the other with a fox. There was also no question that 
she was now fine... as some smoke came away from a heretofore invisible mark 
under her hair. A Mark of a Bladed Heart with a sword through it. It looked sick 
and bloated. Looked. Past Tense.

When the fox girl was sure she was pregnant she got up... kissed Joy waved at 
Satake and taking her staff Joy returned her home. She probably henshined 
instantly back into peasant garb and her human guise. Hopefully to tell her 
husband the truth.

And maybe fight some monsters that were scheduled to rampage on her 22nd 
birthday. But that's what happens when you live in Fantasy Nerima. Well Diluted -
Deluded?- Fantasy Nerima.

BACK AT FIB HQ ATM Some Time later

"Here's my report," Joy handed it to Inq. Dharm. "Satake seems to finally notice 
his job is a punishment. He only likes knock outs with secrets he can hold 
against them... and his last 3 were all average girls with magical forms of VD 
from demons. Contracting said diseases to save the girls didn't please him. 
But... it IS a punishment. Mitsy told her husband who figured he was the 
luckiest man on their world. The village doesn't know how to handle it. But 
they'll be attacked before they can make a decision... so she'll probably be a 
heroine fairly soon after. And I'm taking tomorrow off. I don't know waht I'll 
do but it's not writing reports."

"And Katsuragi?"

"Kawaii Miki? Story goes they went to the park and were jumped before they could 
have a quiet moment together -for Satake to tell her that Shiyumi is besotted 
with her as Shiyumi's friend. He told her to run and she did... then... well 
vbody... gunshot wound... no cash or creditcards and 3 hoodlums with the stolen 
cards and too drunk that night to remember if they'd killed anyone new lately. 
Since he'd be like victim 42 of theirs. Not that they haven't lost count. Since 
it's public knowledge... Shiyumi is probably doomed in a cute way to take her 
name and all that entails. They're happy if lightly deviant still. They have 
passionate sex in her dressing room after every show. It's so cute."

"We can breathe easily about that place for now. Your next case will probably be 
'The Fucking Late Night News.' The stars are developing male and female 
impotence since they have to not orgasm until the show ends and it just hit the 
hour and a half mark. Rapture doesn't have your flair... though she's suddenly 
learning."

"No problem. After my day off."

"No rush. Take 2. You look tired and horny. Or someone hit you between the 
breasts with Mercy... you seem to be rubbing your breasts alot right now."

"Yep. Sorry."

"No you aren't. But take your leave. See you in 2 ... we agreed Days right? How 
long are they again?"

"Be well Sir. I'll be back at the right time or late. But I'll tell you if I'm 
late."

"Yes well enjoy, Joy."

Joy made it out of the office and into the hallway. She unzipped her leather top 
and unzipped her leather bikini bottom all the way to the back hem. She slid a 
finger into herself and cooed lightly then put that finger into her rear. Her 
face said that was more like it. Mercy's handle end sliding into her vaginal 
folds was the right idea as well. She didn't notice Hope walk up but wouldn't 
have no matter what anyway. She could only notice eyes... hungry eyes here and 
there on her. Taking in every piece of what she was doing.

Soon she was down and on the ground working her orifaces like orgasming meant 
life. And then she did... and she made herself climax 2 more times before 
stopping. Four hours and 17 minutes had gone by. She never took that long 
before. She stopped trying to reach number 4 with a sigh,"Just feels hollow."

"My Sister... you haven't been home for days. Did the reports have a deadline?" 
asked Hope finally.

"You wanna have a go at me?"

"I must decline."

"Worth a shot. I can tell you're horny."

"It is hard to watch a spectacle and not feel anything."

"So imagining yourself on me?"

"I was imagining you with others. You seemed to be simulating a sexual 
sandwich."

"Double is just... nice."

"I concur. Come home. Everyone's worried. And we have a guest over. A Friend of 
Astrala's she met at her lunch location. Myself I was to come get you and then 
head to... The Cage. The NERVites require me for a battery of tests that all 
pilots are being asked to attend."

"Is the guest cute?"

"She's very pretty. A Nice personality. And she likes to cook. these are the 
things I know at present."

"Well it's good to have a guest over every now and then."

"And the guests who stay?"

"That's very nice."

"Amusing. I must depart. Dr. Ritsuko Akagi is probably upset at my absense."

"Have fun. Swat some people on the buns for me okay?"

"That is rather disconcerting for others and not something I would do."

"Aww... you should. Maya's a cutie. And Ritsuko is a hottie."

"I will express your wishes to grope them so they can be properly warned," she 
walked over and stood on her toes and kissed her sister's cheek,"Be Well." Joy 
gave her a hug in return.

"No Bra?"

"Harmonization test. I'm not even really dressed." Hope vanished.

"I should flirt with Prospect instead. Hope might give in one day. Can't have 
that."

The familiar smell of toast announced Prospect's pop in,"You wanted to seduce 
me?"

"It's hard to do that if you're willing."

"True. Say do you think Washuu is avoiding me? I need that Nanite. Upgrades! 
Which I can have while eating toast. Mmm toast... Oh hey you're basically 
naked."

Joy smiled and made flasher motions. Then zipped up a bit. Prospect smiled. 
"What's on your mind greenie?"

"Nipples! I need them."

"Good luck catching Washuu. And have some toast for me."

"Thanks."

Joy appeared at the door to the House and opened it. The building in newsgroup 
auxillary space was far removed from reports and duty. She could just be Joy 
here.

She walked in and stretched. The zipper complained and undid itself a tad. She 
slipped a breast free and licked an flesh crease smooth. "Evil top." She moved 
the zipper a little lower after unzipping and rezipping. She then lowered the 
zipper below to keep it from saying anything in complaint either. She felt eyes 
on her. "Hi Astrala! Who's your friend?" She blinked when she recognized 
her,"Hope gave me the impression... well anyway. Hiya!" Joy was full of smiles 
as she poofed over and glomped onto the 'new' arrival,"Ah Percy... always so 
warm and cuddly. What's up? How's every little old thing? Is Ego gone because 
you finally caught and s'more'd'em?"

Percy blushed a bit before asking,"Ego's gone?"

"Extended Walkabout near as anyone can tell. Or some ice cream convention no one 
knows about. But Anyway... what's the occassion?"

Astrala touched Percy's hand and Percy said to Joy,"Well I won a late night 
reservation to Won Toh's Chinese Buffet."

"Oh do tell. Wonderful! Who are you taking?"

Astrala pipped in,"She's had a string of 'I can't make it that day, sorry' 
excuses. I'd go with her, but..."

Percy spoke again,"But when she said how much you've been working. I just knew I 
should invite you. Do you like Chinese?" She had a knowing look under her blush 
but Joy didn't see it.

"Do I! That's my favorite restaraunt. Eldy's always getting the after hours 
reservations when he can so that we can eat and just hang out. a little while 
back we went on Towel Day in our towels. Did Won Toh mind? Nope. He had everyone 
switch to beach towels as the uniform of the evening. Ami was about to burst 
from being such a fashionable trend setter. One of the Host Staff wore only a 
dish cloth on a piece of dental floss. She was cute as a sexy button," she 
paused,"But of course not as cute as Astrala... or you PercyPercy,"and she 
placed her head on Percy's shoulder,"Thank you for inviting me."

"I'm just glad you wanted to go. I don't think I could eat alone."

"Yeah it takes two to eat."

Astrala blushed,"Oh my."

Joy looked over,"And what is Miss Apron-Clad thinking? Maybe you shouldn't be 
thinking such in THAT form."

Astrala stuck her tongue out at Joy and shifted to her True Adult form,"Now can 
I think naughty thoughts, Perv Warden?"

"I am surrounded by beautiful women."

"I'll take that as a yes."

Percy looked at the clock,"Now it's just waiting before the food."

Joy looked at her,"Do you wanna eat now? Did you have any plans?"

"No... no plans."

"Then let's go now," she smiled big and happy.

"But it's still a few hours away."

"Ah this is where power abuse comes in! Now just Stand behind me and hold on 
tight."

Percy looked at her bemused and grabbed onto Joy's waist,"Is this necessary?"

"Of course not. Now hold on tighter... tighter... yeah... Mmm... what was I 
doing? Oh yeah."

And there was a lot of giggling and then a big poofing sound and they were gone. 
Astrala form reverted,"Good luck Percy," she said as she did so. Then she 
carefully put her apron on the counter tools and kitchen implements and all. 
After than she stripped out of all her clothing and put the apron back on. There 
was a sound of tired feet on the stairs and mumblings about breakfast. "Good 
luck to me too."

AT WON TOH'S DRIVE UP

A matter transport sound meer seconds after their arrival signaled the last 
regular hours guest leaving. Percy released Joy and grabbed a teleport 
sparkle,"I didn't expect to be able to do this... and why is it a flower?"

Joy leapt up and rammed a fist into the air,"It's all ours! Ours I tell you... 
bwahehehehehe!" She looked over at the sparkle in Percy's hand,"For me?" Joy was 
very interested in it.

Percy smiled, and presented it,"A sparkle flower. All for you." She tucked it 
behind Joy's ear. Joy gave her a kiss in return. "What was that for?"

"You're change," Joy smiled big bright and silly. "If you're complaining I could 
give you another."

"I'm complaining then."

They shared a fairly nice kiss. Joy sighed,"Well we probably should go in since 
we're here to eat."

"Yes. Eat." Percy said as Joy walked up to the door and flicked the gong by the 
window on the door to get someone's attention. Percy soon joined her by the 
gong.

A Fatherly looking man of Chinese descent opened the door and looked out,"Ah... 
Our contest winner... and Ms. Davenport too. I am honored to have you eating and 
relaxing at my humble establishment. Our full array of dishes are available to 
you." He led them inside. Inside all the tables had been moved away from a nice 
cozy table by the dragon. It even sounded like the dragon was cooing or 
something. But that was just a cute little dragon marmoset looking thing sitting 
next to a dustbunny. Nothing odd at all.

You almost couldn't tell if anyone else was there, after Percy mentioned that it 
she wanted it self serve for tea and beverages. Stealth waitresses would 
occassionally change the pitchers but you wouldn't know when to look to see 
them. Just the hint of orange blossoms, and the appearance of new beverages 
through the course of the night. The buffet somehow filled itself from below. 
Back in the kitchens somewhere it was known Won Toh was entertaining a lady 
friend.

All in all it was just the two of them the whole night. However we shouldn't get 
ahead of ourselves. The night has just begun.

Percy hit the vegan dishes and Joy joined her."Hey I wonder what this would be 
like to sleep on," said Joy as something springy squishy and light passed beyond 
her teeth.

"I can see it now... the Birth of Lettuce Joy. Sounds like one tasty dish."

Joy stuck her tongue out,"You're just..." Percy kissed her,"... saying that," 
Joy sighed again,"If you keep doing that..."

"Doing what?" Percy was a picture of innocence as she looked into Joy's eyes.

"See anything in there?"

"Cute Bunny Red Eyes."

Joy pulled out some ears and affixed them to her head,"Hoppity, and stuff," she 
smiled and wiggled her nose.

"Good at multiplying are you?"

"Yep."

"You'll have to show me later," Percy winked and headed back to the table.

Joy blinked then smiled,"It's good to relax isn't it?" she said placing her 
plate down. Percy moved to sit right next to her. "Hope I don't elbow you."

"If you do I'll just have to punish you."

"Oh like how?" Joy said between forkfulls.

"Like how what?" Percy smiled full of mock innocence with a grin before 
descending on another item on her plate. Her fork made a bid for freedom and a 
piece of melon flopped to the floor next to the fork.

"I've got it," and Joy put her head under the table. Her hand reached down and 
found the fork and the melon while her head rested on Percy's lap. Involuntarily 
she snuggled up a bit and Percy's hands ran through her long flowing hair.

Joy willed herself out from under the table,"I'll go get you a new fork," she 
tossed the melon piece away having slipped her mind that serving staff weren't 
everywhere. Which means of course that she slipped.

Fortunately Percy stood and balanced her. Joy tried to take a step but her 
boot's sole was creamed with melon. She frowned.

Percy smiled,"Let's just take that boot off. Sit down."

Joy obeyed containing her excitement. Percy unzipped the leather boot down to
the sole and carefully removed the boot. She got a little melon juice on her 
arm. She looked at it,"I was afraid of that. Could you pass me a napkin?"

Joy put her foot on the ground and gently taking her arm licked the pure melon 
juice from her arm,"Save a tree. Lick your friends clean." Joy smiled. She 
put her other leg up when Percy pointed to it. "Yeah can't be lop sided." She 
wiggled her nose again as she placed her foot on the warm tile. Both boots on 
the floor out of harm's way Joy stood,"I'm off to fork land. And an ice cube. 
It's getting hot in here."

Percy watched Joy sway over to the utensils. Then the fork tried to make a bid 
for freedom but Joy quickly bent over and caught it... in her teeth. Joy was 
quite stunned by this and walked back tapping the back of it against her dainty 
cheek. "I really intended to grab it with my hands... and I missed. Just like 
with dive glomping. Fortunately I noticed it near my mouth on the way down and 
snagged it. Only got my mouth on the handle... is that okay? Or you want me to 
get another?"

Percy stood up with a smile and took the smooth handled utensil. She leaned in 
on Joy and kissed her soundly. She backed up and smiled,"You're forgiven."

Joy sat down and undid a bit more of the leather top of hers. "Man it's hot in 
here." .o0(Man she's a good kisser *sigh*)0o.

"You okay?"

"Just a tad dizzy."

"There's a bench over there if you need to have a lay down."

Joy looked over, and rememered some of the fun she'd had on that pillow 
covered bench before. She giggled,"Sorry thinking weird things. But I'll rest up 
till you're done eating," she looked at Percy's empty plate,"Well we can enjoy 
the view through the skylight then I guess."

"Yes I'll admire the view," Percy winked at her, and Joy stuck her tongue out in 
a burst of silly perviness. Percy leaned over and kissed her soundly. "That was 
nice."

"There's more where that came from," and Percy kissed and lead her to said 
bench. She angled Joy to sit on the bench. With one hand holding Joy's head to 
her own, she unzipped Lady Davenport's top the rest of the way. Joy sighed a bit 
longingly into Percy's kissing mouth. Percy finally pulled back from kissing 
Joy.

"Welcome if a bit unexpected."

"There's still more," said Percy making a sort of cutecutecute leer. Percy 
leaned down and kissed Joy again, then kissed her chin. One for her throat, then 
a second found itself nearby. Percy kissed her way up the left peak, and circled 
the summit many times. The natives had no complaints. In fact Joy was fairly 
ecstatic. Percy teased the nipple with her teeth ever so gently and Joy cooed 
like a dove.

Then she changed to the right peak while using her fingers on the one she'd been 
on previously. Joy squirmed underneath her unable to stop herself she was 
enjoying this attention she hadn't planned on. After 10 minutes of peak 
hopping Joy sorta deliriously mumbled about being near to bursting.

Percy kissed down the right peak and up to her throat to her lips. They shared a 
two minute kiss before Percy used some of Joy's long hair to brush over Joy's 
chest all the way to her navel. Joy couldn't take it much longer and reached a 
hand down. Perseis caught it in hers and palm to palm she continued brushing 
with her other hand over Joy's navel. Joy's other hand moved and Percy met with 
her own hand releasing the hair.

Percy then holding both of Joy's hands slid along the pillows and leaning up 
kissed a line from Joy's navel to the zipper on her leather skin tight shorts. 
Taking the zipper in her teeth, she soon had Lady Davenport's blue diamond 
exposed to the air. She nuzzled the slick hair a bit and then pulled the zipper 
further till it was out of the way with some help by Joy elevating her hips.

Percy licked one thigh and then the other teasing Joy with little licks until 
she was circling her clitoris as if it were a maypole. She supped upon it for a 
good minute before Joy's body began quivering from the sensations. Sliding her 
tongue inside Joy's pleasant valley caused an exultation in the bluenette. And 
it was for these exultations that Percy teased all areas of Joy's vagina that 
her tongue could stimulate in some way.

Joy finally arched her back involuntarily moments before a bench shaking orgasm, 
and Percy was ground zero. Percy quickly kissed her way back up to Joy's open 
mouth and kissed her until the quakes subsided her hands sliding all over Joy's 
trembling flesh. Joy finally opened her eyes to a delighted Percy staring into 
them.

"You're too good to me you know that?"

Percy made a big big grin,"Then you'll have to pay me back to make up for it 
won't you."

Joy was already removing Percy's clothes,"My thoughts exactly," She kissed Percy 
soundly,"Oh and there's more where that came from."

Percy cackled,"There'd better be," and stuck out her tongue. Joy kissed her with 
a weeks worth of bottled up passion.

They had Breakfast at Won Toh's... having totally lost track of time... and 
having no come up for air until dawn besides.

~Fin~

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                                        "Cast" Addendums

Perseis - Arcer - Also known as Percy. Has a thing for marshmallows, and 
cutecute things.

Miki Katsuragi - Character - (9 o'clock woman) A News anchor with a horrible 
need to fulfill her life by career... and self gratification. One day she's 
caught with a vibrator on set during the news program by Satake, the cue card 
holder. He blackmails her into all sorts of things that she is apalled by but 
agrees to to keep her career.

Satake - Character - (9 oclock woman) Reader of cue cards and probable aspirant 
to great things in the world of perversion Satake thought his dreams would take 
forever until the two sided personality of Miki Katsuragi shown before him like 
a vibrating purple beakon. He is determined to make her his sex slave. After 
that who knows what he has planned.

White Haired Old Guy Pervert Masters - Archetype - The old guys who have been 
the cause of many peoples sexual schooling and probably their master to their 
slaving. They are legends in the perversion circles and many would love to have 
their kind of clout. Often they have whole harems of slaves some of which so 
"well educated" that they aren't really humans anymore just eating blinking 
sexual automatons. Then of course there is the Master's Assistant who trains 
many in carnal arts under the master's guidance. Assistants however are usualyl 
little more than glorified slaves and in some shows the cruel assistant becomes 
the cruelly punished slave if something happens to the master... OR should the 
master's tastes change. Many look like Evil Counsins of Colonel Sanders of 
Kentucky Fried Chicken fame.

Shiyumi - Character - (9 o'clock woman) When his love of Miki comes up Shiyumi 
is forced to glimpse what Satake does to Miki and in his weakness he enjoys the 
situation. Disgusted with himself he promises to not tell a soul. However Satake 
obviously plans to include the young man in his twisted bid for Miki becoming 
his sex slave. Maybe even Shiyumi as well.

Sexual Civil Services - Organization - Got a magical affliction? They'll screw 
it out. Feeling fridged in bed? They'll screw that out of you. Magical VD? 
They'll abscond with that retched illness and it will burn itself out in them... 
rather than burn YOU to a crisp. More a Torturous job than pleasurable to be 
sure. Sex offenders placed in this role often learn that sex doesn't pay.

The Wizard - Evil Sorceror - With a vile hatred of Half Beasts and plans to rule 
the universe he is a true scum bag. His plans for the poor Magical Girl Half-
Beast were so incidious that by the time she had a clue about his evil she loved 
her new life so much that she kept quiet and would have rather died than spill 
the proverbial fox shaped beans. Perhaps her acceptance was even part of his 
magic.

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