=0==0==0==0==0= Just feel like writing. Just to see if I still can. After reading 4 volumes of Rowling... I'm understandably in doubt of my ability to do what she demonstratively does better. After all she has the mix of Description and Dialogue that I covet. "Thou shalt not covet the skill of others" Sin number 457268.1 =0==0= What do you need to know before this starts up... hmm... Well you shouldn't have to know anything save how to read. If I get this done RIGHT... then everyone and everything should be self contained. *motions for the mob to simmer down* What I mean is I plan this to be stand alone. You know... how everything started in the beginning. *note: I guess I still need work... I forgot that was part of my goal. Also note... no everyone isn't a bisexual or a lesbian. I suppose I should put up some kind of "Who is attracted by what (under what conditions)" chart/table/thingy.* I'll try to not write an Encyclopedia of Dictionaries. Though I do now stipulate a pomposity warning. Now... fries in hand and burger near... I ask you now to lend your ears. =0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0= Because I have nothing better to do Productions An Eldrick Tobin project From "It makes sense in my head" Theater A story of The Arc Magical Moments in Mania! Moment One On a day not unlike today, in a town not unlike your own, there is a person happily reading their usenet messages. Little do they know that another world exists. A world not unlike their own... just beneath the very newsgroups they read. Now... this is mostly a gateway world. In most if not all cases this would not be your final stop. Few if any call this space in it's many pieces home. Indeed many wouldn't know how to set a home up, or where to begin to attempt it. But at least one has. He is an anime fan. His name is Eldrick Tobin. Even now his life makes Chaos seem orderly. There are more women in his life than he has fingers. Some no doubt closer than others. Conversely his enemies can be counted on one hand. If they were closer however the area would become a warzone. But what of the enemies of these friends that were mentioned? Only a small number of his friends have only lived within normal life spans and thus have few enemies. The majority however can easily count centuries, and have the birthday candles to prove it. Several can list one enemy as their most worrisome. An Enemy that while Mr. Tobin shares... he doesn't really know to what extent the animosity towards him and the company he keeps reaches. And while it would be wonderful to continue in such blissful unawareness... such would not make for a good story. Also events have transpired to make sure that this story unfortunately gets 'better'. It is with fear of what events will transpire that our story begins... in a House more like an office building... with a household like few others. Where everyone is currently sleeping. A tired yawn split the air behind the door of the large bedroom at the end of the path to the pool. A simple door of wood with metal nails, and a brass doorknob with many years of wear on it. The hallway splits here leading on the right to the computer room and the stairs, and to the left to the bathroom, and another hallway where the primary 'guest'room resides. Further down the physics bending elevator pings quietly in the distance. Someone else has stirred. Within the bedroom on the ultra large bed therein, 2 tan bodies -one lighter than the other by scads- and one pale body are murmuring about not wanting to get up yet. The pale one sits up. She -as in obvious by the lack of clothing- yawns once herself her natural blue hair gently casting about as she tilts her head at a noise in the hall. "I shall be in the tub," is all she says before standing and opening a door that first looks to be a second closet, and proceeding through. The lighter tanned person opens her -it's obvious- blue eyes then as the lights in the room slowly increase to provide their luminessence. She nudges the lump in the middle,"The lights say you should be awake. Get up," she says kindly as she releases the control to snake back into the floor. She moves to a chair and begins brushing out her hair careful to not injure her groin in the process. "Should I just shave it?" The tan shape murmurs,"Your hair. I'll love you with or without it." "And I'll miss it I guess," she grinned,"Besides you like to watch me do this," she waved at where she thought they were peeking out of the topsheet that had ended up toppled onto the lumps head. "You should fix that binding... or it's going to try to smother you again Eld. That's two nights it's tried to assassinate you," she smiled. The smile turned into a blush as she had to move her hands again and increase her level of care. The lump chuckled and cast off the linen sheet. His brown eyes tinged with mirth. Pulling his beard to straighten it a bit he said,"You know... 200 strokes a day and that's just going to remove itself," he said more than admiring the heart shaped patch of hair. He finally ran his fingers through his hair... silently cursing a snarl or two wrapped around his fingers. The bed shifted as another body crept up behind him and began to untangle his fingers... and then began combing his hair. A Smile and a sigh were Eld's reactions,"You're so good with your hands... Joy." The combing did not stop, but the familiar voice like the tinkling of bells of the blue haired girl replied,"I'm not My Sister. Why would you imply that?" Eyes still closed, enjoying his hair being combed by one of the many people he was not morbidly afraid to let do this, Eldrick responded,"Your chest is too big. It's pressed against me. And three you are dry," he opened his eyes and turned to look at her. She was shifting form as he watched. Soon Joy her hair just as blue and her eyes just as red as her sister's was looking much as she usually did. Save she was just as clothed as everyone else in the master bedroom. That is to say she was without one stitch. Not even a towel. Her ample and then some -here and there- figure was plain to anyone who could see. Of course if they could not see Joy was not beyond braille anatomy. She is very pleased that her body is pleasant or moreso for many to look at and has no qualms about showing it, or allowing felt examples. Joy is Joy. "I was hoping to shower with you," she said oozing happiness and cheer. She wrapped her arms around him. In a more excited tone she said,"Then we can have sex... and rinse and repeat. Or maybe even just snuggle all morning in each other's arms!" A single heart fluttered over Mr. Tobin's shoulder. A hand snagged it out of the air, and there was a gulping sound. Brush finally set on the chair in her stead the redhead giggled at Joy's antics,"Still on that case?" "Huh?" She looked over blinking. Joy didn't seem to have realized Miss Kintaro was present. Smiling and leering, Joy replied,"Yeah Ami. I may be off duty but I think I should help a girl who when it's her time hearts emit from her nethers. It's puzzling," Joy sighed,"And of course I end up getting bapped or swallowing one of the little floating bundles of heart when I'm not trying to. I've tried 371 different things to try to help her. Her world is even on pause between my visits," Joy looked sullen,"It's not fair to her but we've gotta solve it. On her 22 second birthday this condition is supposed to kill her..." Ami walked over and sat on the bed. And tried to give Joy a consoling kiss on her forehead. Instead their lips met. The kiss lasted only a few seconds but a heart made a bid for freedom and Ami broke off looking a tad ill. "Are you okay?" "I'll live. But I'm not used to sugar so early in the morning." "Odd," said Joy looking puzzled,"Normally they taste like corduroy... the pants the girl wears exclusively." "Maybe it was yours then?" Ami replied mock accusingly. "Well Kisses from a red headed goddess don't happen often," Joy said with a lurid wink. "Oh we'll have to fix that right Eld?" "Yeah! Eldy change into Diana and gimme some sugah baybee," Joy rubbed and squirmed with suppressed glee against him. "We need an H2O tryst. Being the Blueberry I'll be the oxygen!" Eld seemed to lose some of his relaxation as he spoke,"I kind of Promised Hope not to... when she might walk in. No gender bending transformations." Joy put on a smile that was a perfect lie for how she felt,"Oh that's okay then." Ami noticed and looked thoughtful,"I'll talk to her about it. Perhaps an arrangement can be made. I'm sure she accepted the promise because she's so 'YOU have to be there' when she orgasms... and if you're Female... you aren't there in her eyes... Diana is... and so she wouldn't enjoy herself unless Hell's Pixie Dust was present. Which has it's own problems..." "Yeah. I recall," was all he said. His face showed a war of concern and desire. Ami stood up,"Well like I said. I'll arrange something. Else Rapture might have to pay a visit to Joy." Joy grinned evilly,"Oh then don't go." Lady Kintaro stuck her tongue out at Joy. Joy Banzai leapt to kiss her... and bounced off the wall and into Eldrick after a few richochets. "A miss but a hit," Ami said then left the room. Joy snuggled up to Eldrick's chest and he sat there rubbing her hair,"Sis has to give in. I have to enjoy every fiber of your being. Though..." Eldrick looked down,"Though?" "I wonder if you'll survive the purchase fee to unlock Diana near sis." "Hard to say," the waves of blue combed by his hand seemed content. "She's probably also worried about sexual madness or something. What if she grows to desire Diana... but she can't get off with her. And grows more and more determined TO get off with her. She could become a wreck." The mounting sweatdrops grew too crowded and one fell on Joy's forehead. She giggled and continued,"Or even at the height of her lust she sees Diana and goes stone cold sexually sober. Or if the image of Diana haunts her keeping her from enjoying sex. She's probably worried of all these things. I mean the only woman she'll touch without being caught up and blinded by sex is Ami. Maybe she's worried about snowballing. First Ami then Diana... next she'll be lusting for all the demonettes... then probably me or something... and again she has that whole fixation on male you... so all these could be gut wrenchingly futile relationships... without magical aid. It's probably all my fault from waaay back when." *note: The writing style I was aiming for is overviously post mortum by this point.* "Don't beat yourself up about it," Eld said soothingly. "Okay you beat me up over it. Spank me." "Huh?" "Yeah... spank naughty hentai me." "I thought we were waiting for a response from Hope." "She won't spank me." "Earth to Joy... come in Joy." She slid up to face him and ground forward,"Yes I'd like you to." "You're not listening to anything I say." "What about sex?" she smiled as her hands did things eyes could not see. Eld gave off signs to show he was blushing. "Wait for Hope's answer..." "No..." and her motions became rather hungry and needful. She was looking sullen again, and he couldn't say he didn't want to. Also he was still male so he said,"Oh alright." "Lucky!" She moved a tad more forward then up... then down. They both sighed at the merging. She locked lips with him and just let her muscle contractions do the work. Thus there wasn't a whole lot to see really. Anyone walking in might just see 2 people kissing... well one person kissing and another mostly being kissed and blushing... and both naked... and very very close together. But if all these random elements meant sex was happening... then movie sex would be actually happening. And only tabloids like thinking such things... well and the fans... and probably a star or two. Though the image that it was Movie Sex was starting to look false. Joy starting to cheat didn't help. Okay so maybe moaning in his ear wasn't CHEATING. Sex is happening afterall. But it's not like she was trying to break the rafters. She was just lightly moaning straight into his ear. With a big deviant smile on her face because she knew what buttons to push, she gently cooed how he was making her feel. She licked his ear... and nibbled his earlobe before moving down to lick his neck and gently nibble,"Vampire kissies," she giggled. She then moved back to his lips... licking them... encouraging them to open. She got them open and slid her tongue in at the same time that she suddenly slipped back and forward sliding down hard on him. He could only groan his pleasure into her mouth. Other parts of him groaned as well. This went on for a few more minutes before she obviously just "decided" to orgasm and did so. She smiled at him,"Breast Nap," she languidly cooed between convulsions. "Wha?" Eld was startled by a motion in the room from the ajar door to the hallway, and a pressure on the bed. Looking at her or whatever were at war and he decided to look at her. "Well Noh-ohki's right over there which means sis has given me permission. And I just happen to have a carrot," she somehow pulled it out from between her breasts... where there was not previously a carrot,"And so now... you're hair's gonna change color. And I'm going to nap in your Rose Garden. Neat huh?" She said it like it was something she did with him everyday and he just forgot. "I don't..." he said as the carrot was flung to a hungry looking Noh-ohki who again he could swear he didn't notice arrive. Motion yes... cabbitoid motion... not sure. His gaze shifted back to a dozing Joy whose hands were kneeding at his chest like a cat might before settling down. Joy smiled at him, eyes half closed then glanced at the fluffball with a carrot almost entirely swallowed hole,"Mr. Cabbit... warp factor 69 please." Then the full motion video started for all intents and purposes, as little grey and white storm clouds floated about his body obscuring all the details that were about to change anyway. The clouds passed over his hair and it grew longer and redder till it was red with silver highlights. It passed over his skin and it became lighter and smoother. The face shifted completely. Breasts "appeared" as did a sailor fuku blouse thingy in white and 2 shades of grey on the bow. There was a nice cerulean blue gem as the brooch. Then the clouds passed down over HER legs and a skirt appeared dancing on an unseen wind. Short heeled low boots of white with grey soles appeared. As did gloves -another piece of senshi- wear- upon her forearms and over her fingers. A silver bow with thread of gold bowstring seemed to descend on a cloud before her. A cloud appeared next to it with arrows of silver shaft, blue vanes, and gold tip in a glass quiver. The bow vanished then, as did the quiver only to reappear adorning the girl with her eyes closed who's henshin was almost over. Her eyes opened and electricity seemed to dance from lower lash to upper lash and back again. The eyes took on the golden hue of the lightning. Bow and arrows and quiver then dematerialized becoming icons on the backbow. Joy leered at everything she could see, tugged the skirt down watched the effect up top, tugged at the top and watched the effect down below. After pulling down on the outfit one more time there was a light pop and Joy was teeny-tiny, kawaii and nestling in between Diana's breasts,"Neat no thorns. Night night, snuggle- chan," was all Joy said before her trip to slumberland. She was soon snoring and drooling and occassionally kissing all over Diana's 'rose garden'. Diana sat down and started twiddling her thumbs for a few minutes before Ami and Hope came in. MEANWHILE HOWEVER in the master bathroom... The room was fairly dark as Ami entered it. There were light sounds that didn't quite sound right for a bathroom to be making when empty. Ami reached for the light but a light hand stopped her and clasped the hand firmly. She was embraced and pulled into the bathroom. The door was shut a moment later. "T... take me. Take me now before I change my mind." It was Hope's voice. "I have been masturbating all morning... but I think for it to work someone else must do the work... so take me. I wish to orgasm for you and with you." Ami blushed in the darkness and pulled Hope to her. Something firm and wet met her artfully placed knee. She reached down and adjusted it. Hope cooed into her breasts and then attacked her nipples with her tongue. Ami moved her knee about as she leaned back against the door. Hope groaned in ecstacy as the toy was worked without her hands involved. "Concentrate Hope... you can do it," Hope mumbled aloud to herself. Ami was smiling sympathetically -which you could see if the lights were on- and was Hoping for Hope that she could bring her into the lands of pleasure... and not just mingle in the gate town at the base of the Crenelated Walls of the Great City. Then she was mildly surprised at fingers sliding into her. But the surprise wore off quickly. She kissed the bluenette before her to avoid crying out. Pumping her knee vigorously she could feel the kiss muffling pants from the Incarnation. Not to leave another in the dust Hope's other hand slid around and teased Ami's bottom. Lady Kintaro used one of her hands to do the same for Hope. Fingers began delving in unison and the kissing became more impassioned as they were pushing each other to the finish line in any way pleasurable. Then Hope came. She almost just collapsed to the floor but Ami caught her and eased her to the floor tiles. On top of a prone Hope, Ami slid down and licked around the dildo that must obviously have been borrowed from Charhon. She circled it several times and sucked on Hope's clitoris. She was rewarded with a second orgasm by Hope not much later. She wrested the dildo free and plunged it into the other girls posterior. Ami Kintaro then earnestly began pleasuring Hope Davenport's pleasant valley with her tongue. Alternately the Bluenette begged that they stop or begged for more as the redhead licked and sucked up front and slid in and out in the back. Hope came explosively. She grabbed the redhead and pulled her up and kissed her. Grappling onto her capture with her legs, so that she couldn't do anything, to stop Hope, from frantically bringing the redheaded bootleg senshi to a fast and furious climax to rival her own with her free hands, Hope relished every second she could. Ami came and called out Hope's name in love and passion. Hope snapped her wet fingers. The Lights came on. Her eyes went wide. "Ami?" Ami rested her content eyes on Hope's face,"Yes?" she noted the concern and confusion,"Something wrong?" "I thought you were Diana... I made out the red hair and the beautiful curves. I thought Eld... Dia... Eldy had decided to plead his case. I was probably blinded by trying to image train for orgasming with Eldy as Di-chan. I'm sorry I ..." Ami kissed Hope and hugged her close,"I don't mind. I came to plead for Joy. She's aching to be with Diana." "She is?" "And she wants more than anything for you to be there too. But she also worried that if you were there things might go wrong. She's really concerned for you. She sounds like she always has been." "Could you... Could you give a hug to my sister for me and tell her I've always forgiven her?" "You can do that yourself... especially since I don't know what you're talking about," Ami smiled and tickled Hope. "Now that I think about it... she might not either. I think there's a time we're looking at with different eyes." "Time?" "Perhaps I shouldn't say..." Ami wiggled the dildo and Hope gasped,"I'll screw you with this all month long... all year ... forever even. Until you tell me." "This is a threat?" "You can't work while you're having sex." Hope looked defeated and triumphant at the same time,"I'll tell you so tiredness doesn't make you have to break off the punishment." She paused and shifted about beneath Ami. She then spoke,"Well you know of the hospital ship?" "Yep. You've mentioned it." "Well that day with the Zentron warrior is when we had our falling out. I became angry with her... but I don't think she ever understood why." "She thinks she sickened you. Sex had never been a part of your lives until then afterall. Then she took the Depression job to protect you from it. Then she figured she failed at protecting you because you took the Hope job... an even tougher assignment in her eyes." Hope looked thoughtful,"I hadn't thought of it like that. My initial anger was that she didn't share." "Eh?" "Well we shared everything. Secret lusts for shipmates... menstrual syncronization... everything. Even the same favorite foods." she paused melancholy,"And she when she jumped the obviously distracted by our forms patient... and didn't invite me up as well... or even tell me if he was good and I should grab the next Zentron I could... I became angry for the first time ever with her. "But then I wanted to know more about this part of her I hadn't seen. This desire for intimacy with another non-familial being. I was approached by the then Incarnation of Depression. It wanted to know how it could best help me ride out of my funk. I told it to make me a woman. It could not, though it was pretty enough I probably could have just asked it to watch as I... Anyway,I told it to make me as it is. It handed me an application. I figured I fill it out and zip... no longer human and thus not plagued by all this. I left it on my desk and climbed into bed with Joy -as we shared a bed in those days. I went to sleep still angry. In the morning the Being told me that my sister had filled out the form. She'd thought it was a transfer document... she wanted me to be happy and stay with Mom and Dad. Even when she was told what it really was she submitted it anyway -A Position as a kind of overbeing that watched out for a given Thing... Death, Taxes, Plushies whatever. The Being handed me a different document. The Job field was blank. Since I was full of Hope at the time that if we both worked together we could get beyond this incident and be close again.... I filled in my Job as Hope. My consciousness shifted... and even though it wasn't until Recently that we even spoke again it's as fresh as if I just transfered into being Incarnation of Hope. It's obvious it's still fresh to her because she still looks haunted by my anger." Ami smiled,"Well you should tell her. Get all these misconceptions out in the open. And then have a nice H20 tryst -two blue hydrogens and 1 red oxygen. I'll film the whole thing. Then maybe later we can have some Peroxide," she kissed Hope hungrily. Winking she stood up. "What do you say?" Hope smiled and held out a hand,"Since the image therapy worked... I could probably orgasm with a cactus." Ami burst out laughing,"Don't let some characters here you say that!" Arm in arm they opened the door to the Master Bedroom hallway and then entered the room to find Diana sitting there alone... gawking at her breasts, and twiddling her thumbs. IT'S BACK TO NOW EVERYONE! Hope looked at Ami puzzled. Ami shrugged and made the "Don't Look at me I didn't do it!" gesture. Hope tried to take a step forward and couldn't. She looked at Ami who had herself noticed. Ami tried to speak and couldn't. A voice whispered in their ears,"Testing... Rapture here. Don't mind me... it'll be over soon. Recall that initiative we were going to use before. The Brass just decided to O.K. it for no reason. I even have "Just Kidding" powder incase the effects turn out bad. You know as much as I why the top brass would have Dharm hand out this order. But I have to do it. Please just spectate." They nodded,"Oh thank the light you agreed. I got a spanking for refusing at first. Weird Sensation. A Jobber getting spanked by someone who was also Jobbing. On with the show. Pray I'm convincing Hope. I'd loathe to get depressed and have Joy groping me for days." There was a pause and Ami alone heard, "Thank you for helping Hope. It ... pains me to see them gloomy." "You there... why are you in Eldrick Tobin's bedroom?" came a voice suddenly as it walked through Eld's bedroom door. "Well girl? Answer me?" Diana mouthed the shushing gesture and pointed at her breasts. Rapture glided over and looked. She smirked at Diana,"She could sleep through the Big Bang. Now... why are you here? New harem admitant?" .o(That should keep him... her... screw it him... off balance)o. "Harem?!" Diana was on her feet,"I do NOT keep a harem." .o(Bingo)o. "Elite fighting force? Mutually inclusive sexual contracts? Bang Squad? Rumpy Pumpy Rangers? And what do you mean YOU don't keep a harem?" Diana sighed,"Rapture... it's me... Eldrick." "Oh. Well. That makes sense then considering." .o(That you look like _that_ as a female. Why don't guys ever get it right? They're either homely, dumpy, or sex bombs. Maybe it's the tightness of the outfit. Zounds... can he BREATHE?)o. During Rapture's internal monologue, Diana took several calming breaths,"And it's Group of people with strong bonds both emotional and physical." "Riiiight. So... Eldrick have a moment?" "Better call me Diana else the pronouns will confuse me." "Right Di-chan." "Another nickname. Ugh." "Well it's Ra-chan... or Ramia... or Di-chan, Diana-KUN, maybe even... Dita since you're Diana Tobin." "Dita sounds cute." "You don't know the joke I'm making do you?" "Joke? Ditto? Cause I'm a Henshin Clone?" "Vandread." "Eh?" "Watch more anime." .o(I thought anime ran Hot and Cold around here...)o. "Um... okay. Yes Ma'am and stuff," Diana smiled. "Can I get you anything while you're here? Coffee, Tea..." "Don't say "Me."" "Why would I?" Diana made a face Card Captor Sakura fans know very well. "You aren't flirting with me?" .o(Probably is... )o. "I'm just being nice. You seem like a nice person." .o(He means it? Wow. So is it Girl Magnet or Inn Manager effect at work. She's cute with that face.)o. Rapture coughed into her fist,"ANYway. I've come to let you in on a secret the girls haven't told you about. Did you know you aren't really a Self Insert?" Diana nodded,"A Guy could never do this... Unless the Author is a woman... It would explain my lust for Fiore when I'm a female..." "Eh... no... and yes. I know your Author. I work with Them often." "Really..." Diana was on her feet holding Rapture's hand. Rapture looked down and saw... Diana's boots... through her seifuku,"Don't you wear... panties?" .o(I wonder what color they would be. Silk would look good down... stop it Rapture.)o. "Well with the Havocs." "The Robo Havocs..." .o(Why the hell do we even HAVE Fanboy! Mecha running about.)o. "Yes the Watered Down Robo Havocs... running amuck... panties are... a danger." .o(Even here... interesting.)o. "Ah I thought you were just making it easier for the ladies who like ladies here." Rapture looked away... she could see SDPixieSized Joy drooling on Diana's left breast. "Well it's also Noh-ohki's fault. You'll notice the outfit is a little small." .o(Bet your cute butt I noticed. ... Huh?)o. "It's small? Oh. That would explain a few things," Rapture blinked .o(What's going on... ah it's the contact!)o. "Um could you let go on my hand?" Diana relinquished Digital Command. "Sorry. I didn't mean to hold on so long. But yeah it's small. When I pull it up I flash. When I pull it down... like it is now I Gainax and show off breasts." Rapture stepped back from Diana, .o(It's like a virus... geeze... I'm surprised the whole cast isn't having sex with him. Damnit I'll need to install my backup now. It could help my job to break out of this Jobber's shell though. Ugh. the Perversion and horniness are breaking in. I better cut this short.)o. "Like I was saying. I know Them and work with Them. And They live here." "Ami's my Author? Wow. I don't think I could do much better than that. I mean she's so cool. And she does like to watch everything I do Then there's..." She was cut off. "Actually... I didn't mea..." .o(Look at that tongue go. Mile a minute.)o. "So Joy then? Or is it Hope." "No and yes. Can I finish?" .o(Before I do something regrettable... well regrettable by ME.)o. Diana blushed,"Sorry." .o(No no no... don't think about him getting depressed and having the nakedsex pretzel. Damn too late. Be nice to have some non-job related sex though. Just not with genderbender-kun.)o. "A... Anyway... No... it's not Ami or Joy or Hope. It's All of them... AND all the other girls. You are a round robin AA thingy. They all contribute to you and thus you are everything each of them is looking for. They write it at night when you're asleep." Diana leapt forward and hugged Rapture,"Thank you thank you thank you! This is a great relief!" "Relief?" Rapture was blushing like a fiend and unable to pry Diana off of her for fear she'd hold her closer .o(Someone help me from myself.)o. "Yeah! I know why I exist now. And I'll try harder now to make them even happier." She paused,"If you didn't already look totally uncomfortable I'd kiss you." .o(Don't talk about it just... Line of thought stop.)o. Rapture breathed deep and an excuse came up fast,"It's Joy... she's... got drool on me," she casually pointed to her bustline where Joy was flopped between them and spreading the kisses over all 4 boobs she could reach and grope in her sleep. Diana scooped her up and tucked her back in... stepping back so she could bow first,"I'm so sorry I know how you have to avoid her advances all the time. And here she snuck in a feel. How can I make it up to you?" .o(Take a guess. Raow. ... The Fuck? Mmm... Contagion spreading! She's not wearing panties... I could just kneel down and... Damnit stop that.)o. Rapture shook her head and seemed to have trouble concentrating. Her right hand was even one her stomach being stopped by her left from going further,"Hope is behind you... help her and Prospect carry me home. I've developed a bug," her eyes lost focus and she passed out. Diana caught Rapture and looked over at Hope,"Call Prospect!" Hope was already doing so. .o0(Hey Darsh!)0o. .[Darsh isn't in right now... remember we starlight too you bootleg senshi.]. .o0(Haruka Tenoh?)0o. .[I'll spare you the who else if you let me take over. I wanna remove her clothes with my teeth. Raor.]. .o0(This is an Emergency. I need a nanite to track down her system glitch.)0o. .[Riight. And what's in it for me? Gonna clone me up an Usagi and a Minako and bubble shunt yourself into a quiet place in the noggin for a few hours?]. .o0(You shouldn't cheat on Michiru even if you aren't Haruka.)0o. .[Michiru. Yes. Clone me one shove her in your ear and I'll handle the rest.]. .o0(Can I get the nanite now and we can discuss terms later?)0o. .[It costs extra later.]. .o0(I don't appreciate you enough... so I'll gladly pay a higher fee.)0o. .[*cough**cough* Yes... um well... what was that request again? Oh right a Nanite. Conducting negotiations. Successful. Entry Vector?]. .o0(I'm holding her. Skin.)0o. .[What no kiss?]. .o0(Darsh...)0o. Rapture gave a slight jolt. A happy go lucky Hope-like voice spoke then,"That was the Nanite disabling the internal protection mechanisms... all at once." Diana looked over her shoulder,"Huh? Ah I see." "You should put her down. This could take a while. Plan B is her backup from this morning. She likes to save often," giggled the Green Haired Hope-alike. "Oh yeah I'm Prospect," she held out her hand,"Come on... shake I don't bite. You don't seem to be made of Toast," she laughed heartily at her Eva related joke, though now she looked hungry. Diana placed Rapture on the bed as she looked to be fighting a light fever. "She'll be okay?" "Oh sure. Now... hand is outstretched. Hint Hint." Diana walked over and graped it,"Diana Tobin. Normally Eldrick Tobin but Noh- ohki ..." "And I'm Prospect. I must say those are excellent shock absorbers you have. I'll have to go down on them later." "We just met!" "I'm kidding," she grabbed Diana's cheek and gave a squeeze. Then there was a breeze down below. She'd pinched both set. "Gotta be thorough." "You're weird." "Ah so there's a viewing fee." She dropped her pants,"My panties with little Giraffes on them are cute no?" Hope spoke up,"Prospect you shouldn't tease him so." "But Ami's all smiles. And Diana's 8 shades of crimson. I'd say this room is happy," she turned around and pulled her pants up. She gave Diana bedroom eyes then smiled like a 4 year old,"12 shades." Ami put an arm around Diana's waist. Whispering in her ear she said,"We've gotta have some O2 later as well. Probably after we've rested from the H20 the H2O2, and maybe some HNO3." Diana looked at her,"Nitrogen? Who's Nitrogen? What color is that? It's not some total stranger is it?" "Such cute blushing." Diana smiled and grinned,"Blush Fetishist." "Oh yes yes yes." Rapture stirred she looked like she'd been asleep for hours,"Is this a hangover? Or am I dead?" Diana walked over,"You're okay? You were talking about bugs and stuff so I sent in ... well I requested a nanite be sent into you." "That would be the blip I'm detecting on my skin. Get it off me would you?" "Location?" "My ear. Don't do anything kinky or I'll smite you." "I would never dream of it." "Well why no... I will not allow myself to finish that sentence." Diana smiled,"Because you don't want me to." Diana gave Rapture a light ear kiss and pulled back. .o0(Status Report?)0o. .[Tell you later. Lots of stuff said Confidential. So... tell ya later.]. Diana blinked and everyone quirked eyebrows, .o0(But everyone here is high on the pole... well save me.)0o. Rapture spoke up,"Actually I don't think I'm curious. Not anymore." .o(And my system functions don't show themselves constantly anymore... thanks little Nanite.)o. "Well if you're sure." Prospect pinned Diana down verbally,"Would you cut open May and show her her circuit design and other internal systems?" "Who?" Prospect grinned,"Wanna sleep over and watch some anime? We'll wear nightshirts paint our toenails and gossip about boys." "Uh... no thanks." "Girls then." "Um..." "Me, hotstuff?" "Prospect I hardly know you." "We'll have some bible study then," she winked. Diana blushed red as her hair. Prospect looked over at Ami who was in tears laughing,"Mission Accomplished. Tease Bomb explosion complete." "Oh yes... zzz... touch me there... zzz... no I would never ask you to stop... zzz... look all you want just touch me... feel me... grope me... zzz... fine I'll grope you," was all that was heard before Diana Tobin let out a bit of a shriek. Next she was holding up a teeny tiny kawaii no longer nestling Joy-chan. Micro Joy blinked and rubbed her eyes and looked around from her upside down vantage,"Everyone's standing on the ceiling... but skirts aren't obeying gravity. No fair." Diana brought her close to her eyes,"You pinched my... well the point is you pinched me." "Oh... so sorry. I'll lick away the bruise," Joy was all smiles and honey. "Not at that size you aren't. Weird enough you were groping in your sleep." "Right full size then," there was a poofing sound and then Joy was holding Diana's seifuku in her hand. Discarding that she kissed Diana and eased her backwards onto the bed. A Minute later she finished the kiss and began sucking at the teeny tiny mark her strong small hand had made earlier. "It's like you are made out of cream made into flesh. So smooth so tasty." "I'm not an ice cream treat... and I'm feeling fine now." "I'll say." "And we have guests, Joy." "Plenty of you to go around." "We'll do all this later. Stop please." "No... and to make sure I can't hear you I'm going South." "There are people watching who probably have other things planned for their eyes." Prospect chimed in,"Oh I don't mind. Please continue." She was now wearing a director's outfit and sitting in a chair with a large megaphone next to her. Diana looked to Rapture for support,"Sorry El... Di-chan. Have one for the team. Better you than me," she spread her hands out. .o(Damn sexual desires are weird... why are these still here.)o. Diana clamped her legs shut,"I still have 2 people to ask if it's okay!" Joy then grabbed her vise closed legs and held them vertically and licked her way down them. She stopped at thigh and just licked there... as if a traffic signal was causing her to wait for a green light. Joy paused between thigh tastings,"Well ask them. I don't know how much longer I can hold out." Ami smiled,"I'm next. I'm in a mood for it, and you seem to be on the menu." Diana couldn't help but smile at that sincere happy face. Ami moved around behind Joy and massaged the Cure for Depression's shoulders. Well less massage and more wanting a better look. The Little flags with little Joy-chan's on them bearing V-signs she slipped behind her ears from under the bed weren't helping the 'I'm here to massage.' aura either. Diana looked at Hope. Hope nodded,"I shall observe for later. You may open the gates... else I fear my sister will pick the locks anyway." Diana opened her legs a little... and Joy calmly moved in. Diana passed out almost instantly. Prospect looked at Rapture,"Orgasm already?" Rapture shrugged,"I think it's just sensory overload. For Drama though I give it an 8." "My aren't we stingy. I say a 9.4" "You're too easy. 8's all it gets and you know it. Silver only that's all. You don't encourage with gold medals in this case." MEANWHILE... DIANA DRIFTED OFF TO DREAMLAND. .o0(Is this... a dream? I feel like I'm going somewhere... but yet I feel like a disembodied head. ... something's forming... A Big screen with names and text? Aren't you supposed to be unable to read in dreams? A MUD? What is this...)0o. Vandread certainly has alot of my kind of girls in it. .o0(Van-what?)0o. Your kind eh? .o0(Fawn's on this too)0o. I don't mean that way. Oh. Ardice is over yonder... btw .o0(A Pointing hand... 3 dimentional... chatroom. My aching mind... which isn't aching.)0o. I know I put a tracking device on her from Washuu ^^ *looks at flower behind her ear* I thought this was a gift. .o0(*an image of a simple white day lily floats away from the text* What IS this?)0o. Lower silly. Remember when I swatted you... check your back pocket ^^ I'll take your word for it then. If I turn to look or shift around to examine... or place my hand on my bottom you'll sigh or something. I'm sighing already *.*|/ .o0(How am I seeing these images... 'Washuu Brand Back Pocket Tracking Device' indeed. Though... on Ardice... those pants are... snug. Argh... Focus Eld... yes... focus on the pants... I mean... get a grip... yeah get a grip on that belt loop and pull her over... ARGH! JUST... READ... TEXT! She'd probably smite you anyway.)0o. ^o^v .o0(A Name I'm familiar with from... where though... I know... her... yes... female. Fun to be around... but where do I know her from. This is NOT making any sense.)0o. *kawaii doomclouds* .o0(*zapped* YEOWTCH!)0o. ^.^ But I'll stop later when I have a nap *looks pointedly at Eld* Oh no I'm not changing genders just so you can sleep comfortably ^,^ .o0(I'm... here... with all of them? I don't understand. Maybe it'll come to me.)0o. *gives Eldrick a little *chu** .o0(This may be a psychic rollercoaster ride but that was cute. Kawaii Ami)0o. *then cuts in and gives Eldy a longer *kissy** .o0(Man it's hot in here suddenly.)0o. No Fair ^^ What is this... kiss Eld night at the Sizzler? .o0(The Where? Well it is sizzling in here... what AM I wearing... why can't I see ME me? Maybe if I feel arou... okay... naked... okay... courtesy body... so how can I tell if it's getting that kinda hot in here?!? And that it's getting hotter.)0o. ^-^v *chu* ###^-^### .o0(I felt a kiss too! this is getting weird. Come on me... wake up. Ride's over. She stopped kissing the other Eld... but I still feel like I'm being kissed.)0o. I suppose I should draw a number as well. If I remember my Arc History lesson... next is Ardice... but I'll take that Eld aimed kiss myself of course. ^.~ Don't forget everyone. You can kiss me any time ^^|/ .o0(That was expected. Joy Joy Joy. ... Hey what's THAT sensation? It's familiar somehow. I can't remember.)0o. This place is getting all... friendly... time to have some Me Time with the freezer. .o0(Someone bolt the door after he goes in)0o. ^O^ .o0(Count on Joy to see the thinly veiled nonexistant innuendo.)0o. That was not how it sounded. `-` so you AREN'T going to go eat ice cream until you float away ecstatically? So what ARE you gonna do. Why am *I* in the spotlight... that's HIS job. *best bullshitting face* Because you're so important. Yes I AM aren't I? .o0(Even his shadow looks pompous right now... wait... how am I seeing stuff besides text again. Ugh)0o. Now... Lord Ego please go enjoy yourself. Yes! *pompous peacock leaves* However that is ^^ I heard that! *shadow moves on* .o0(So is this a limbo... a place between one shore on the sea of existence and another? Or am I just in a coma? Maybe I'm just sound asleep. Well at least I know I'm deluded. That's a plus.)0o. *prods Author* yarn me. .o0(Yes I'll get to see the Author!)0o. Hey watch that 4th wall prodding. .o0(My how... genderless and featureless and... is that Liquid Metal? And what's this 4th wall thing? Wait... I know that answer... but... argh... can't think... pulse racing... new yet familiar sensations all over. Can't Concentrate.)0o. Yarn me. Now. yare yare -.- *buries Gerard in yarn* 2 birds... and all. .o0(Damn he became a big frowny icon! That's... very scary... I suddenly need to go to the bathroom... but I can't... if I'm dreaming then... ugh hold it then.)0o. *.* Waiiiii. I hope she's not about to discover having sex IN yarn or something weird right now. She might damage her skin. That is one weird image... I need a drink. .o0(Who ISN'T my author?!?)0o. <.<;;; Tea? Coffee? .o0(Kawaii!! Apron totemo kawaii!!!)0o. Oh yeah... no alcohol here. -.-; Tea. Oolong if you have it. .o0(Blech)0o. *puts on a welders mask* Just a sec... *bugs bunny strong beverage scene* Here ^^ .o0(Kowai-yo!)0o. "Weird Tea Brand... Weird Tea." Uh huh. *glug* Nice. Line up 75 more could you? .o0(Why is it familiar things feel farther away and unfamiliar things feel closer?)0o. ^o^ Certainly. ^^ *passioned Cook pose* .o0(I'd clap if my hands weren't so heavy. Am I tied down? Held down? Maybe I'm just asleep and Ami and Hope are just pinning me in their sleep.)0o. Hey... why doesn't the robot talk? *prodding WorkBot as it brings in a keg of industrial strength Weird Tea Brand Weird Tea... from the Weird Tea Bottling Company copyright Weird Tea Company.* Uh... WorkBot's Busy `.`? [^O^] .o0(Brackets?!? The Heck?)0o. [Weird Tea Brand Weird Tea...now with extra godlike! *ting*] Ohayo? I'm here for my 1:30 'appointment'. Charhon and I and the fantabulous Elf Maiden have things to discuss *cough* .o0(I can FEEL the innuendo. Weird feeling.)0o. I have the raspberries. *.* There's still a beautiful elf here. I'm drinking Fawn. She meant herself Nulise. .o0(Showdown averted)0o. *with flurry of petals* She thinks I'm beautiful <3 .o0(Note *spittoie* to self... never open mouth in existential Petal Storm.)0o. _-_ .o0(Has Gravity inverted? Wait she fell over. I can see... gosh.)0o. Bunch of kawaii loons. `-`v .o0(Fast recovery.)0o. *kawaii doomclouds* Yes well... Elf Maiden= Beautiful... yep ^^ A big bunch of Kawaii loons. .o0(I don't seem to say much... I must be a programmed bot on the server.)0o. And Percy Thinks I'm cute ^___^ ^-^vvv If i wasn't already betrothed to Ardy-chan... *happy 'everyone loves me they really do' sigh* you could marry them both ^.~ .o0(Joy... will be Joy.)0o. *plotting Face* .o0(I wonder what she's thi... oh of course. Joy corrupting the Elves of the Universe.)0o. *feels deliciously sexily evil ~-~* .o0(*dokidoki* Joy-chan...)0o. H.H Naked Time! *clothing removed* H_H .o0(*quietly* I agree)0o. You can be naked for me... I'm going to sleep. Noh-ohki! Set Speed to Warp 69! *flings carrot into air* *Eld is soon turned into Diana... declothed... and carried off under Joy's arm* Nap time immediately follows naked time ^^|/ .o0(If I were wearing clothing I'd have to follow suit... it's so hot... and I feel damp. What is this weird feeling.)0o. H___H .o0(Big)0o. Just don't drool... I had to spend minutes with the hair dryer last time you napped there. .o0(I did? Hair Dryer? Wha? Am I asleep with a hairdryer between my Diana-mode breasts? Yes heat exhaustion. Must be... but why do I feel so... good... ah like that... yes... yes... am I org- Who cares! YES! JUST LIKE THAT!)0o. BACK TO REALITY. Diana woke with a start and many convulsions associated with a raging orgasm. Her legs were locked around Joy's head and Joy was not complaining. She hadn't even stopped. Everyone was still standing as they had been. Maybe no time had pass... wait Ami had shifted to sitting on Diana's right hand... and was grinding away pleasantly. Hope was on the floor with herself. Rapture had only shifted from one leg to the other. Diana scanned around for Prospect... the left hand had her in a firm grip. Diana tried to let go... but the muscles just pulled her in instead. Turns out she had a firm grip on what was in Prospect's panties, and the attempt to let go had slid the hand around to the front and pulled back. Prospect laid her head on Diana's subsiding stomach. "Feel all you want but you won't find much. Oh and since you touched me... I'll be needing that little nanite. But in the meantime... GROPE ME SILLY. I wanna know if I'll notice," she turned her head and gave a ridiculously perky smile. Diana was frozen. Prospect smirked,"Wanna job done right..." She moved Diana's hand. Diana only found smooth flesh... no opening. Her hand was released and so Diana retracted it at a polite speed. Prospect sat up then stood and pulled her panties and her pants down all the way,"Nothing back here either. Have a feel," she quickly corrected,"Not you Joy... just Diana." Joy's hand went back to holding Diana up so she could really get in there. "Diana?" "It's beautiful... like Hope's... and just as smooth. Only the 2 differences... but otherwise," she ran her hand over Prospect posterior and prodded with a thumb the missing openings. She rubbed on them looking for a response. "Nothing's going to happen... you can... oh!" Prospect blinked sensing something,"Hope's gonna orgasm in 3 2 1." Hope thoroughly engrossed in watching Diana's hand on Prospect's bottom... so like her own... had picked up speed and climaxed. Rapture had to jump over the highly occupied bed to grab her before her muscles gave out and she bopped her head a good one. She had to quickly hand Hope off to Ami as Hope tried to glomp her. Prospect was still being fondled, but she paid no mind,"Oh so cute cute cute," she said as she saw Hope grapple onto Ami and kiss her. She swayed a tad,"Hey either you're getting a reaction or I need that cure right now. Ah... intrusion detected... thanks." She had the familiar jolt and fell forward onto Diana. Her mouth was firmly planted on one of Diana's breasts. Diana couldn't find the words to object it was so... AND DIANA DRIFTED INTO SLUMBERLAND AGAIN .o0(Another dream... wait? Another... was I awake?)0o. I seem to recall DigiMerc at one time though the arc was gonna be like Love Hina... before LH even existed as a manga for all I know. ^^ .o0(That would be painful. I think.)0o. `.`v .o0(Another person I swear I know... but don't know. This is freaky.)0o. I don't have to show my love with physical violence thankfully ^^ .o0(Very Thankfully... Ami... so perfect yet just enough not to be interesting. I'm such a lucky sot. Well... I guess it isn't quite luck.)0o. Motoko- Ardice... `.` .o0(Ardice and a big sword... hmm...)0o. it's not that simple Roshie ^.^; Sure Ardice has fangirls... but the tried and true Martial Artist is Haris... who has of course Kitsune's drinking habits -since Haris is a Ryoko clone. .o0(Should I be hearing such things... wait it's not like I didn't already know. Nevermind Universe... ignore my words.)0o. ^^v *just being silly* just checking. .o0(Damn my scripting must be very precise.)0o. Just wanted a Motoko visual. v`-`v I don't think Motoko would wear leather and 15th century linen shirts ^.^; .o0(I must say I like Ardice's taste in clothing. I should tell her that.)0o. Well, recall that one episode... `-` ~`-`~ But she'd be pretty doing so... not as pretty as you Ardy-chan *.* .o0(It's Fawn again... here come the)0o. *doomclouds* .o0(Right on cue... it's getting hot... I should take off my... oh... courtesy body right.)0o. Watch what you say! .o0(Even I feel threatened right now.)0o. ^^ *with wand of magic missiles* And watch what you interfere in... or I'll spank the lot of you and leave you on Motoko's Doorstep to dry. ¬.¬ .o0(Probably confusingly ruffled all over, and in a pile like the girls who dare fight Aika.)0o. ^^ Protective fan. >.>c Now Now *plucking wand* I'm the former evil minion here. How about we cool you off in the pool. I'll get my suit. .o0(Oooh... ahh... Mmm... are these my daydreams about the suit... or... Ahhh... something more?)0o. *unable to speak... emiting hearts and drooling* .o0(That's definitely Fawn right there.)0o. ^.^; *reminded of bathing with Motoko* Bathing... *sigh* [and thus the situation is unsteamed ^^] [Steam. *.*] .o0(Whoever... he... is he's weird.)0o. [no tension here.] [Oh I dunno... I'd say Fawn's and Ardice's suits are hanging on for dear life **|/ ] .o0(Joy, why'd you make sure I looked like that? I'm sure a pointing finger would have been better... so hot...)0o. ^^o^^ Another take on wearing glasses <. `-` Just being weird. .o0(Confirmation!)0o. ^^ *streaks past aimed for the pool* ~~~~~~ ^-^ .o0(Ami... I can feel Ami is close... wish I could reach out and touch her... wait... am I touching her?)0o. >.h .o0(You and me... both... Ahhh... what IS that?)0o. *in distance* Hey Ardice... it's clothing optional at the pool tonight. Shed the suit. Fawn explodes into sugar and hearts. I think Fawn's all for it. Ardice is rained on and lightly thundered and lit up by her kawaii doomclouds. ^^; ~-~v Awww... just let her cuddle I'll keep an eye on your body ^^ .o0(Lemme do it... I'll hold every inch of it... what's happening to me that I'm saying all of this... maybe I just need an orgy... just fry out my libi... do... oh... ahah...)0o. You shouldn't be looking either! *diving in splash* Oh how ever did my darling sister's suit get into my hands... and Charhon... how did you get Fawn's? .o0(Margo... she likes my hands fast and yet gentle... Yeah hand like that... yeah do that... wait... is someone doing that to me? Am I fondling myself? Why am I sleeping as a girl? Why am I caring... GROPE ME!!! GROPE GROPE GROPE!!! Fondle away!)0o. Well she handed it to me as I tried to grab it *a splash is heard* My they look cute like that. Ardice about ready to faint, Fawn covered in hearts. .o0(Let me join them... yes... join... the joining of bodies... minds... hearts in the throes of pleasure!!!)0o. AGAIN SHE WAKES IN ORGASM But she is not alone. Ami AND Hope are both rapturous rubbing together below against Diana's twitching hand. Joy was carolling onto Diana's pleasant valley as her own hand found purchase on the cliff of self discovery. She of course had finally stopped dining at the buffet. Rapture was leaning against the wall shaking her head at all the sex in the room, and Prospect was... where was she. Diana looked around for a standing form... then felt something stir on her midriff. The Greenhaired girl was convulsing but not making a sound. They made eyecontact. Prospect mouthed ,"You can stop now." And a confused Diana looked around... then recalled where her hands were. She pulled back the... wet hand that had been... inside... Prospect. Prospect got onto her hands and knees. She ran her tongue around one of Diana's nipples and then traced it down... over the throat and to the lips. Tongue sliding in she kissed Diana. Diana blinked as she suddenly felt very very alive. "Okay... that should pay for the nano-treatment and the hand job. Hey wanna genderbend again and fill me up? My gastank's lonely. Since I like have one now, thank you," she switched gears from the gentlest face probably ever to a pure leer,"Hey wanna taste it? Oooh you're blushing! You want me! But I gotta go back to work. Shall I put you in the fridge and microwave you later?" "You can't do that to people." "I know. But I had to get another shade of red out of you... you see you weren't matching your hair," she got a funny look on her face,"Hey Rapture what in Dharmywharmy's name are you doing?" Rapture looked over,"Washuu and I were just having a look to see where and how you got one. And the other one." "Nanite. That's my explanation. Wasn't Diana's fingers... I could probably have sex with Lossoth at full power and he wouldn't be able to knock holes in me. Not ones that feel that good." "Well yes but... Was... where'd she go? There's still data here," Rapture found herself in a labcoat with pasted on stubble swirly glasses and weird aparatus,"Looks like I volunteered. Shoot me." "Ah the intruder vanished... and here I was gonna negotiate upgrades with the little nanite. I wanna be able to pee in the face of evil! Whoosh!" "That's revolting," Rapture said prodding the new orifices, and scanning them. "Made ya blush. Ha! You blush now and one day you'll be enjoying the Pork Express I just know." "Eh it could happen I suppose." Rapture ran the scanner over Prospects STILL courtesy-fied breasts. "You always say that." Prospect watched Rapture put the equipment away. Diana cleared her throat,"Um..." "Yes Deewee?" "Diwi? I sound like a fruit." "Shall I peel you and lick the rind?" Diana sputtered,"Wha... hey... um..." Elsewhere Ami and Hope were chuckling. Prospect smiled at them,"Oooh Mission Accomplished! That shall be my subjob from now on!" Rapture groaned,"Don't enough people have sex with the poor O'man as it is?" "Ah but I mean TEASING hir. Since it's fun and it makes Hope and Ami happy. I suppose I could give into my non-existant carnal emotional roller pretzel," She looked over at Diana,"What do you say? Wanna part me like the Red Sea? Wanna be my sand bar that my waves of lust crash against? Do you? Hmm?" Diana with a big sweatdrop said at this tense moment,"Gosh I'm hungry... maybe we should get something to eat." "Got any toast?" "Toast?" "Oh just hearing it mentioned makes my knees weak and my stomach angry! It must be appeased! Come Everyone... wait you did that. Come with me everyone... wait you did that to... How about... Let's travel to the Kitchen and have some yummy TOAST! Nature's Perfect Food!!" She was suddenly dressed... and dressed like a tour guide. Joy was licking at Diana again,"St--- stop. Joy enough." Joy leaned up,"Just cleaning you up... nice and tasty a bit different though." "I'm going to go out on a limb here... it's not... THAT is it?" "Yup." "Isn't that biologically impossible?" "Why would it be?" Question marks Riverdanced around Joy's head. "I'm female right now." "Yup." "So how?" "I'm not looking this wonderful gift of nectar and ambrosia askance. Now let me finish or... Konei'll probably track you down..." "Just... no arrousing me... ah... I said no arro... ahh... ahhhh... not again... BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD... URAGH!" Joy's job suddenly was easier. "Hey stay awake during sex next time. Complete ejection. Whee!" "Don't... talk about it that's nasty..." Diana made the bleah face,"You get rid of it... you don't put it on the coffee table as a conversation piece," during this Joy was climbing up Diana,"Um hi there." Prospect grinned at the weirdness,"So cute." She stripped again and pulled a mirror out of nothing. Joy kissed Diana... and Diana wrapped her legs reflexively and turned the tables pinning Joy under her and licking her face off before finishing by sucking on Joy's tongue. Don't sound like much I bet... but she was also groping and fondling and grinding against Joy. Like a crazed beast of sex. Joy had almost no choice but to come several minutes later. Everyone was awed somehow... such that even Rapture was taking notes -and she has a perfect memory. "Did you like that Joy?" "Mmmm... from Margo?" "Yeah. Though I don't know why I suddenly used it." "It's the tentacle." "Tentacle," said a reddening Diana,"Isn't that you?" A Voice announced itself from the door,"Just Kae-chan. Like my tail? And you... Joy... you like my other tail? I feel like an Overfiend. Ohohohoh-dono." Rapture just shrugged,"Is this how it is all the time?" Prospect paused with the mirror she had in her hand that was leveled at her ger groin and while putting clothes back on said,"Here? Maybe. So while we're here..." "You just got dressed." "So..." "And I'm not interested." "If I was Joy would you be more or less interested?" "Less." "So you want my young perky form cavorting upon you then?" "Sex is just a job. Nothing more." .o(Though you are cute.)o. "If we disagree on much more we'll become opposites... and then you'll be attracted to me... and I you and we'll have a house with a white picket fence. Or we'll just have slumber parties and paint each other's toenails and hang out in general." Prospect put on a hair band that had dangly hearts on it and made sparkly eyes. "Ah. Shouldn't we be scoring the action?" "Thought you said you didn't wanna score?" "Tease someone else. I give this catgirl Overfiend meets omnisexual tryst a 8.9" "What? It's a 7! She arrived suddenly without already being here! Total Party Crash." "It's unexpected but just as welcome... hmm... then I'll make my vote a 9." "Me too... yes they get the gold! Woohoo!" Prospect hums the Olympic theme. "Feel the power of my naughty tails of sex and stuff. Ohohohohoh-dono!" Kanaetalina was saying. Rather repetatively. Ami looked at Hope,"Possessed Tentacle?" Hope nodded,"We should get it off of her. From the Manager who's the next client... he's Hoping to drive in new business: rpg brothel cosplay... anything to pay her whipped cream bills. Perhaps if we remove it here that task will not be needed." "Where do we put it after capture?" "I fear we won't have to worry... look," Hope pointed. The Tentacle was doing more than pumping Diana... it was also providing double penetration. Ami canted her head,"Seen them do that before." Hope shook her head,"Kanaetalina doesn't have control of it. It's the other way around." "AH! Like a Sword with ego in the game world!" "Exactly. She just thinks she wants to paint the town white and have sex with anyone willing. She really wants to have sex with Tentacles... which it is jealous of..." "She likes... them?" "I hear she's been training for years. She just lies cause tentacle beasts want near virgins. Jumping Thongers... Molestation Vines... Evards's Red Tentacles -those are the perverted ones- the works. Then she had a run in with Lossoth... and seems to have acquired one of his tentacles." "Ah well at least we know where it's been. Afterall... " IN LOSSOTH'S REALM "Accchooo! Someone must be talking about how red hot I am! I am the man!" "I thought it was bad things when you sneezed. Like perhaps the fact my research tells me that... BACK TO THE BEDROOM OF CANDY COVERED LUST "... he's only had sex with the Demonettes, the Fabrics, Joy and Dark Imeria. Normal Demons usually don't count being immune to each other usually. So... that's a small small number. Considering his age." Hope nodded,"Correct. Save for Astrala, Haris and Konei... the Demonettes and the Fabrics are ... well versed. Dark Imeria and my Sister are probably immeasurable." "ARGH WHY MUST DEMON KAE-CHAN HAVE TO GET CLOSER ALL THE TIME! OVERFIEND-CHAN ANGRY!" Kanaetalina's perverted aura was waning. She was also only about a foot from the Diana and Joy double decker sex bus. And then in less than a breath... the tables were... okay turned isn't the right word. The Tentacle had changed owners true true. But well... Diana was still taking herself to China. She was also driving Kae-chan and Joy. Well. We're talking Blindfolded Downhill Racing with the pedal to the floor and 4 Million horsepower under the hood and yet not missing a single turn on the Pain Pretzel Mountain of the Desert of Edo. [Play Along and Nod - Well Referenced Zin] And then all 3 orgasmed -yes Overfiend-chan had been playing with herself... proves she's a bad Overfiend... afterall you're just supposed to stand there and let the tentacles do all the work... but she was enjoying herself. How selfish neh? Next she'll be licking other people postage stamps... and then worse... helping people cross the street. So selfish. Prospect looked at Rapture,"Wanna contest that gold?" Rapture shook her head,"Shouldn't contest a 10." .o(I wonder if that was fun? I wonder if it's a safe topic to wonder about?)o. Prospect nodded,"Same here... you know... why did we Project Gotham this anyway?" "Brain Damage. It's probably Hentai Madness." "You don't say. Well I could deflower a piece of toast right now. So I'll hit the kitchen... you watch the aftermath." There was a sudden splashing sound. Prospect looked over,"Wow! the Tentacle was out screwed and turned into goo!" Rapture touched a finger to it,"Pure Tentrox and Pheromones. Ick. I should wipe this off," she sprouted an unsightly growth. That being Joy having leapt over to lick Rapture's finger clean. "Only this once Joy... and stop fellating it!" "Force of habit." "My ass it's force of habit." "Trust me it is," she kept right on. "That's disturbing. Though it does explain a lot." .o(Yes... get it all.)o. Astrala appeared,"I sense hungry peo... wow. Tentrox and Sake and Pheromones." She had a 'I wasn't invited' pout-face. Hope looked at her funny,"Sake?" A Tired but bemused looking Kanaetalina opened Eldrick's closet door. Inside Nulise was out cold with a bottle of Sake she'd smuggled in. Oh did I say bottle? I meant Case. Or should I say crateworth. Sleeping on the pile she looked like a dragon napping on it's horde. Astrala looked at those assembled -in various states of dress (Prospect Looked like a Cowgirl posing in chaps and nothing else... and on the next pass a French Maid... and on the next pass she was in her work uniform)- in the room,"How come you didn't notice? She must have carried the bottles in in small amounts in this mesh sack by the door," she held up the evidence," Can't have held more than 20 bottles at a time. Say... a beverage quiver... hmm. But anyway... how come?" Joy answered,"Sex." "That would have been really noisy all those bottles." "Sex. Highly engrossing sex." "Oh that makes some sense then. Wish I'd been invited... anyway Konei and Gerard didn't notice Inquisitor Dharm arrive... -He says Hi- He's been eating suki yaki like he's a machine for eating suki yaki. Nor did they notice Ardice and Fawn return... though the weather in the living room is interesting... since fawn fell asleep in Ardice's lap. NOR Desdreina arrive. NOR the fact I've been calling everyone to come eat for about an hour!" Konei's head stuck out of the security booth -well you can't see that from this vantage but the sound is unmistakable... and the,"Food... ah... yes like that... What about... ah!... food?" was Konei's voice. The rafters soon rattled. Konei wasn't about to be quiet. Ami disengaged from Hope, and smiled,"Well everyone had fun today it looks like," she walked over and patted Astrala's head consolingly,"So what did you make? Besides Dharm's suki yaki." Astrala beamed,"Enough for everyone and an extra horde if need be. I even made 15 new inventions to help in the kitchen!" She pulled off her Apron and resumed being Adult Astrala. "Oh it sounds delightful." "Is it naked day or something?" "Maybe it should be. Towel Day... Naked Day... Bi Monthly Orgy and Feast... so many wonderful holidays. And then there's the schedule." "Oh right!" Astrala looked passed Ami,"Remember El... Diana... I have time with Eld in 3 hours 52 minutes and 17 seconds!" Diana who was glomped highly effectively by Joy nodded,"Hopefully I don't die on you," she smiled. "We should play dress up also! I wanna style your hair. I'll bring my school girl outfit... we'll grease you up and see if you can fit into it," she smiled just as perkily as when she was visually younger. Diana tried to face plant but didn't evade Joy's continued glomping. "Can't I just be naked?" "But I want to unwrap something." Joy fell over onto the bed through the blinking outline where Diana was. A Large box was placed in front of Astrala by Prospect-Claus... with the help of sexy elf shoe's a leather bodice Rapture. "Merry Christmas little girl... Say did you see where Washuu ran off with that nanite? I need nipples." AND OTHERWISE IT WAS A PERFECTLY NORMAL DAY... for this place. Well save for... "Gala is that you? I've been waiting for your report... you recorded everything right?" Hovering on the pink cube, the self styled 'Hell's Pixie' nodded at the video phone. From the sign on the wall,"Note to the hungover and sexually exhausted. You are at Planet Dungeon. Spells are available to cure your afflictions or headache and tiredness." you'd think she wouldn't be able to have this private secret secret communique. Or maybe you would. The walls are impressively soundproofed afterall. "And you gave them a copy right?" "Yes." the yes of the long suffering. "And they know you are spying right?" "I can't believe you told me to tell them." "It adds twistiness to the plot." "I still refuse to believe there is a plot." "Har Har. Now... have you had sex with Eldrick yet?" Gala made warding gestures at the screen,"The fuck you say?!" The face on the other side opened something marked 'GPL Licensed Copy of the Arc Script, and Henshin Dynamics order catelogue' that was about the size of a desk,"It's all here. It's preordained." "Bullshit" "Oh fine I'm staring at Omake... but still... won't you? Please? I'm sure the fans wanna see it." "There can't be fans. And I don't care what happens in Omake. I shouldn't even be thinking about it." "I could... order you." "Yeah you could. But..." she looked down and sighed,"I couldn't make love to someone who doesn't wanna start a family." "Oh yeah I forgot. Sorry." Gala face planted into Cubey. "But wait... don't you HAVE a family?" Gala looked up,"What?" "Well you have an alternate in the Omake... who's like Fawn is about Ardice over Eldrick squared." "Oh fucking hell." "So you have a sister." "You... You're right." "And Jubei gave you a daughter. Who you can load independantly of Washuu... heck you can load Jubei independantly of Eldrick. But also... they've accepted you. Spydom and all. So they are your family. That's a pretty big family. Think about it." Gala looked away from the screen,"I just don't know." "You don't have to. Go with what you think is right. Now... I think Basste or should it be Forass? Well Peer needs to use the room your in." "Stop reading ahead in the fic. Crazy Muse. And anyway why doesn't he just get a mobile installed. He's a robot now." "Because the people who could do it he's not on speaking terms with... or hasn't met them." "Right well report concluded." "Oooh this is so deliciously interesting!" "Not listening lalalalala," Gala said clicking the phone off. She hovered to the nob and forced it to turn with Cubey's help. "All yours Peer." Helmet in his hand... lines on his face... Peer Kentaro... now turned into a clone of Bass/Forte from the Megaman/Rockman franchise blinked,"Gala? And your civil." "Suck my ass wanker." "That's better. What are you doing here?" "Reporting in jackoff, the fuck else does it look like? No Elves in here with me. And you?" "I'm here to visit my off again on again wife. I'm no longer digital... I could teleport properly for a while but not anymore... to I have to visit her by jacking in here. I'd go wireless but it's expensive. And insecure. So I come in by hardline." "Got it. Have fun with your sweetums." "Oh yeah tell Eldrick I'll crush him like a bug next week. I'm using up my last paid vacation to take my wife on a virtual cruise... incase I fail and die and can't see her again." "Well then don't die. Simple. I gotta go. I got a freak to monitor, before he vanishes in a puff of sex and bodily fluids. On Cubey. To Fawn's room." "Why you headed there?" "It's a secret." "Don't make me blast you," he had Blaster arm raised. Cubey formed into a can opener. Gala smirked,"Don't make me cut your ass out and kick it soundly." They went their separate ways. Cubey slid up next to the Portal, and Gala placed her hand on it. All the security broke down in a second and they slipped through. Gala arrived in the dining room following the trail of food smells. EVERYONE and some 'new' faces were here. The room just had to be made out of Elastic or in an immenently expandable space. Plenty of elbow room and still enough room for everyone the food,etc. She spied a place set out for her... well the chair was full size but that part of the table had a smaller table with a chair on it. And a little plate, a little glass, etc. Astrala walked in from the kitchen behind her,"Aren't you gonna sit? It's your chair. I was beginning to worry where you were." Gala glared resolutely,"I was delivering my spy report. And what's with the inviting me to the table?" Astrala smiled,"It just seemed right." .o(Family...)o. "Well that chair looks hard." Margo expertly tossed a tiny pillow over,"Figured you'd complain. I had my spare shrunk." "Sorry to be a pest," she said as she glid over with Cubey and sat down. Cubey covered her like a napkin-bib combination. Charhon waved it aside,"On the contrary... Lossoth is a pest. You're more like... extended family. As for spying... I'm fairly good myself. Why one time..." Gala listened to every word as that conversation and many others spread over the table. Though it was kinda embarassing to eat such good food with Joy at the table watching everyone make happy faces, and sighing wistfully. But... aside from any and all weirdness... the gathering was a good thing. And everyone looked happy to be there. Especially Gala. NOW This Part is over. Go home. What are you still here for? What? The H20... and the H2O2... and Astrala the Fashion designer... What... you think the day is over? HA! That's what MMM-02 is for. Sheesh... some people. Think it's all gotta be one chapter... Oy. I mean if it was you'd never be able to stop reading... and I wouldn't be able to do anythign else. LET ME BREATH people x.X Besides I almost burned out my libido as it is. =0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0==0= To Job - Wrestling. Verb. Doing something with no zeal... only thoughts of the paycheck. The work doesn't even feel rewarding even if odd logics are applied. Vandread - Anime Show you need to watch. It's kooky yet serious. Desert of Edo - Love Hina reference. Koalla Suu, Amalla Suu, and of course Ranba Ru are from there. Yes Tokyo's Edo. No I don't think ANYONE knows how that's possible. Horsepower References - Gran Turismo. Many cars can be tuned to have numbers that you couldn't get in real life... well unless you are not only the wealthiest person alive... but you have a crack team of 50 billion mechanics... and live at a completely and absolutely stocked autoparts store for a year. Downhill References - Initial D. Go Takumi Go! May and internal workings - Hand Maid May. Though it also fits for most highly androidal -or better- mecha people. For example Armitage from {Armitage The Third}... when she got really injured she was all "Don't look at me." I personally imagine she didn't like the reminder either. When no one thinks you are something... you can often almost convince yourself you aren't that something. Which is dangerous as when the truth comes out... YOU -the self deceiving- might be the only one really feeling hurt. Or something. It's not like this is a good place for an essay `.` =0==0==0==0==0=