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                           Because I have nothing better to do Productions
                                     An Eldrick Tobin project
                              From "It makes sense in my head" Theater
                                        A story of The Arc

                                     Magical Moments in Mania
                                           Moment Two

HE stepped into the world... and found one of his servant.program.EXE's being
one of the most obsequious things since the very concept of a Spemin left it's
creator's mind. He ignored it for a second and looked around. There were signs
of a definite magical struggle. There were demon and golem bodies everywhere.

Still ignoring the servant -who didn't look calm enough to explain what happened
just yet- he approached one of the golems. It looked a bit odd... and smelled
quite nice.

"Rice Pudding," he tasted it. The fight couldn't have been more than 3 hours
ago. He looked at the S*.P*.EXE,"Please tell me what happened."

"Please, master?"

He sighed,"Now."

"Y... yes... yes. A Fight... miss master captured."

"Eldrick?"

"Eh... eh... master?"

"I meant Arhden."

"N... no... no. Not he master. Not other he either. This he was fat, master... a
dozen dozen he bits too."

"Outsider?"

"Y... no... and yes master."

"Details."

"Fat he is Out-Outsider. Say names... Eldrick... Peer... Who these he's, master?
Know them not."

"Lossoth."

"Y... yes! That the he master. Master wise. Also woman... master know woman
too?"

"Dark Imeria."

"Must build larger shrine to master," it was then prostrating itself on the
ground praying to Peer's character.

Peer thought to stop him but the prayers WERE making his character stronger.
.o(I'll stop him after I gain a new level. Gotta love subroutine scripts.)o.
"Did they say anything?" he finally spoke again aloud.

"Only that miss master will banished to another dimension if master 'not stick
to plan b'."

.o(Plan b... "Bolluxed Buffoon! Blast the bastard, bitch boy." Terrific. I
don't even know how to get to him to do that. And Lossoth will probably derez
her anyway. Or keep her. Well he can't do that with Dark Imeria around. How
to do the task and keep her safe.)o. "Maybe my sister could..." he smirked
happily. While she was rescuing his wife, he could terminate Eldrick without her
having to see. Of course he could just extract themselves out of the picture
entirely. Take his rescued wife and lie low. .o(Ami's cried enough. She seems
to love the saphead.)o. "Keep an eye on things as usual. I'll return later. I'm
going to rescue my wife." He ignored the script's new babbling and gesticulating
and logged out.

"Thanks for trying, program."

"Master single minded."

NJ01, The Demonic Nurse Joy smiled,"I know. Regrettable but this works too.
I'll just send a messenger," her hands rose in the air and a message wrote
itself and flew through a window,"Best that can be done for now. I was never
here." and she teleported out via a spell. The program babbled about a cake
hiding in the shadows to itself.

AT PLANET DUNGEON

Peer put his hand down from interfacing with the screen. How to contact his
sister? Easiest way was probably through Eldrick. Though he and Eldrick weren't
exactly on speaking terms. He exited the room, and walked around girls, Elven
and not, to talk to the manager.

"Fast week. I thought time flowed weirder there. So how was the vaca..." he was
cut off.

"She was kidnapped."

"That's bad. In game?"

"How do yo... nevermind that. No... out game. I know Gala's been here at least
once. And that she doesn't stay at her old haunts. She staying with Eldrick now?
I actually need to talk with Heroboy about hiring him for some hero activities.
On the inside my jaw is on the floor, at the thought... but I need his help."

"I'd like to help. I honestly would. But I only know that I see Gala come out of
Fawn's room... then go back into it after using the room you use. Of course...
Kanaetalina and Nulise... and even Desdreina vanish after Fawn into there. Maybe
there's a portal?"

"Even so... it would be secured against accidental entry. It also might only go
near his abode where they take a second portal or group of portals. For all I
know I have to go to 8 other locations before I can even crack the keycode to
attempt entry. I'll bet he even has a castle in the way with 3 or more new
pieces of code I need before I can get to see him."

"You play too much Resident Evil."

"Actually that was a Rockman plot."

"Ah the Megaman franchise how could I forget with you stuck like that? And
before you get all upset-fanboy at me I know it's Rockman... but let's just say
Japanese is my second language."

"Well while I hang around until one of the mentioned pops by... what's your
first?"

"French. I'm from Montreal. Got all my Capcom cravings from the USA."

"Why are you in Japan then?"

"Talk to my author. I suspect he watched Lodoss and was hooked. Probably wanted
to inspire the next Fantasy RPG anime. And thus I'm in Japan," he looked at his
watch.

Peer tensed,"Something up?"

"Well I figure that's the stall I needed for..."

The store bell rang and a cute girl with pink hair walked in. She waved to the
owner,"Thanks for listening to the emails of strangers!"

"Well when it includes a cute little graphical movie of someone bowing in
apology cute as you... how could I resist?"

"I'll get Washuu for that," she said with her eyes closed. She then looked at
combat ready Peer Kentaro,"Hiya! You can lower the barrel. I'm more like a
in stage Met than a Robot Master. Though if you don't want to talk to Eldrick...
fire away."

Peer lowered his barrel,"So... how did..."

"NJ01 sent me an email. You may recall your servant routine trying to get your
attention?"

"Ah... well it's known for it's insanity... it's not the best adapted script to
the mail server's environment. I can't even tell it what's really going on,
without it complaining about having a profound fear of... milk. It gets really
messed over if I ignore this "safety feature" and starts saying cookies are
falling from my lips.

"I just figured mentioning I had a sister, when In Game I do not, pushed it into
raving."

"Ah! I'll recode it for you later then. Right now... to Fawn's Room. Which is
right over there on the second floor."

"You shouldn't know such things. Aren't you a little young?"

"What? I'm at least 18 in Robot Years."

"That doesn't count."

"Don't make me reprogram you, bucko. You're in my world now remember? I'll have
you Riverdancing in 2 shakes or my name's not Strawberry."

"Says she who ISN'T a Robot Master."

"Yeah yeah... follow me, Bass."

"That's Forte, Sugarlump."

"The Force of cute who is about to blast you to perdition is named Strawberry...
neh?" the lightning outside began gathering as if on cue.

"Good enough for me. But it's still Forte, Strawberry."

It was all sunshine and flowers outside again,"Off we go." She lead him up the
stairs pausing only when Peer stopped to figure out who had swatted his metal
bottom. A few Ladies claimed the crime. They pressed on.

"You'll have to lead me... I'm not looking into a ladies room."

"Who are you and what happened to the Real Pierre Kentaro?"

He stopped dead in his tracks.

"Ah it is you."

"I'm just a bit more domesticated," she pulled her hand away from the
knob,"Alright... fine she says if she catches me even thinking about another
girl... she's going to make me into curry and feed me to an Ohtugh."

"Nasty."

"Plus she does things that..." his smirk deepened.

"Yeah?"

"Why am I telling you this?"

"You want to stall?" she stated with her hand on the doorknob.

"Open it. Let's get on with the rescuing of my wife from Lossy."

"Now you're talking sense," she opened the door and lead him in.

Peer looked around and spied a glow from around the closet door. "Portal's over
there isn't it?"

Strawberry looked,"Nope she has a powered neon bathing suit. She must have left
it on. No THIS closet."

"Ah the one sucking in all the light of creation."

"Yep," she gave a sugary smile,"Make it look evil and the sane stay out."

"Of course we're going in."

"What's sanity?" she opened the door wide. A door was immediately visible.

"Another?"

"That's his front door."

"Ladies first."

She shook her head and touched something not there before moving to the knob
itself. Peer tensed. She bopped his blaster barrel back to the down position.
"No angering the security system."

She then dragged him through.

The passage was wholly unremarkable. Didn't even seem like travel... until he
checked his GPS and the reading told him to go pogo stick a flagpole. He was
certain he'd traveled now.

The inside was not what he'd expected. There were dresses and bows and cotton
candy pink things everywhere. And almost 100 packages being sorted for breaking
down by some Robotic Being... who scaled pretty high on the threat meter oddly
enough.

There was riotous giggling coming from the dinning room. Strawberry dragged him 
over. "I hear Astrala... she usually knows where everyone is."

"Ah... I remember her..." there was suddenly a woman's naked butt against his
armored chest... the owner was up on a chair changing outfits,"Does she have an
older woman complex?" he asked Strawberry.

Astrala stopped giggling and walked over. She touched Peer,"Wow... the genuine
article."

"Greetings. Am I interrupting something? Dressing up the delivery girl are we?"

"I am not a delivery girl!" Diana stood up then climbed down. She was partially
into a Strawberry Shortcake outfit,"Peer? Here?" Diana looked to Strawberry.

Strawberry smiled a bit and tugged a piece of outfit into place,"Kooky. 
Anyway... Peer needs your help with something. Really. Sincere... his wife 
was..."

"I came to see my sister or Eldrick, and I can introduce myself and my problems.
Who is this lady?" he was either horny or angry.

"Currently Diana Silverbow, normally... Eldrick Tobin."

Peer was... stunned. He looked Diana up and down. "I thought... that gender
swapping required an equal mass change?"

"Eh? That's never been the case."

"Oh," he looked back at Diana after filing that away,"well then... my reason for 
being here. I know you have no reason to help me but hear me out. Earlier 
today... I was going to take my wife Varda on a Virtual Cruise. The cruise was 
to be a nice gift in case when I... well I'm not doing that now so it's 
irrelevant... well I was going to use it to relax and bid potential fare well.

"When I logged in -and thus started loosing daylight- I saw a scene of battle.
Lossoth and Dark Imeria had abducted My Lady Fair... to leverage her against 
your destruction. Of course being digital... he doubtfully will withhold his 
end."

Diana nodded,"True he'd just hold her over you until you were destroyed in a
mission at some later point... then have her bound into flesh secretly for his
desires."

Astrala added,"Which would probably only last a day... maybe 10 minutes... then
she's bodied... and even more capable of dying. Most likely that would be when
Dark Imeria would find out... or at least arrive to stop him... and probably
destroy them both."

"So... you need help. No problem."

Peer blinked,"But our last fight..."

"Well I did some thinking. If Ami was MY sister I'd have married her. I'm
Astrala's Older brother AND Older sister. Purely out of the sense of kinky. We
aren't related."

Astrala tickled Diana,"Sadly no... tickle-chan."

Diana subsided from giggles,"And I heavily support Margo and Charhon who are
clutchmates... Hope seems to like the thought of me being her father for
weirding out Norms... so I realized... even if you enjoyed every minute of it...
it was STILL forced. And I wouldn't have been able to do any different."

Peer nodded,"You're a bigger man than I am... err woman... um... yeah. You're
very forgiving. There... that's genderless."

"You can refer to me as male."

"But..." Peer waved his hands over Diana's frame.

"Okay then refer to me as They and Them then. And toss pronouns away when you're
looking at me. How's that?"

"They? You and your henshin-ing self? Got it. And the other pronouns?"

"Well... se and hir I never remember. And just using the one aligned to my brain
-He before you ask- doesn't fit when you have to say 'He has natural tits thank
you.' for example."

"Right... I thought they were shock absorbers. Did you need me with you?"

"Best not. Lossoth will no doubt have tricks and traps in the way. Or Robot
Masters," Diana made her groan face.

"Right then... I'll wait at Planet Dungeon."

"Go talk to your sister, ya big goof. You braved me killing you in your mind...
talk to her."

"Dying is one thing. Killing you and seeing her sad face another. Just an
example."

"Got it."

"But... going to talk to her... I dunno. I'm no good at this stuff."

Over the PA came,"Come up and talk to me now. That's an order. Diana's gotta get
her Rescue Clothes on... unless she WANTS to go as a half dressed Strawberry
Shortcake. Which is just cute looking from here btw."

"Up you go you heard the lady," Diana smiled.

Peer scratched his head and nodded,"Yeah yeah Shun I'm going."

Diana gave him The View,"I'd have trouble standing up. Haven't practiced you
see," Forte fell backwards with a sigh. "I think he passed out from exposure."

Joy unposed from blowing in Bass's ear,"Yeah I was definitely The Straw here." 
It was hard to say when she arrived... but then... does Joy really ever leave?

"This Straw can leave now I imagine," said the REAL Straw in the area...
Strawberry(-chan),"I have a program to talk to," she finished, smiling cutely,
before heading to the elevator.

Diana bent over to shuck the blouse and reach for her skirt when someone began
exploring her flesh with their tongue. "Hey I need to get to heroinism here! No
time for ... hey stop..."

"Just showing Astrala a neat trick."

"Joy. She's seen that one."

"Too late. Going to show her again. UNLESS you WANT me to gut punch you and go
by myself instead."

Diana managed to turn around and sit on the table without disrupting Joy. She
picked up a sprig of parsley and place it on her leg. She then held on for dear
life to the table. The Pleasure train's sign changed to express suddenly.

Astrala used the sprig to make Joy move over just as Diana climaxed over the
pair of them.

Joy giggled,"You should see your face Astrala."

"You fared no better, Joy," she replied as she kissed a glob away from Joy.

Diana had to get dressed while they were distracted. Fortunately she was
finished in time to stop Joy from ravishing the Cook/Technician... or Peer... or
herself. Nulise wasn't so fortunate... because Diana was already out the
dimension at the time.

Joy carolled,"Let's take a sake bath and drink deep of each other's bodies!"

Nulise concidered,"Again?"

IN LOSSOTH'S THRONE ROOM

"Quick and Dirty... popped in... there's the disk there... and pop back out.
Before security alarms go off."

Diana ran over and grabbed the disk... sensing the trap already. The disk was
valid at least... or a copy. Diana grabbed it and quick like a bunnygirl flung
it through a portal to a stunned Ardice.

There was a thunderous step, "When he reinstalls her I'll just steal her again. 
Maybe I'll steal the server. It'll be mine when I take over the world. Sometime 
after I rock yours my little wenchlette."

.o(Wenchlette? Have I actually been cautious with THIS identity? Time to act like I
don't know him.)o.

<Outtake Marker>

Diana posed hand outstretched and said,"We have ways of keeping her from you,
Vile Demon. Eldrick will...Mrmph" a tentacle mute button affixed itself. .o(Hard 
to talk with this THING in my mouth. Hmm tentacle sex. Mrow. This thing tastes 
like... glass. I can pretend a glass factory is having glass tentacle sex with 
me. Heehee. Geeze I am a horny little wenchlette aren't I? Well curiousity 
screwed the cat, the pouch and little orphen Bob so...)o.

"You can stow the vileness, and mentioning HIS name. It's all about naked time
now. Peer Peer Peer... using a trinket of a Magical Girl... who doesn't even
know about the Throne Room teleport in alarms. And just how effective they are.

"Or even when a trap is well laid. Like you shall soon be my dear."

Lossoth stepped out of the shadows then... 22 .o(!!)o. other tentacles full and
firm of a variety of sizes... one bigger than the others .o(How Typical)o. were
sprouting from his bulk. His cube-like-ness was even a factor LARGER... a good
50% larger on each of his dimensions... Length Width and Height. His head was
even flatter. Which was kind of unnerving.

"First the pesky clothes," and Diana's outfit was motes on the breeze from the
thrusting action in her mouth. Diana grabbed on to the tentacle in her mouth and
tried to thrust it deeper. Lossoth wrenched it free. "No letting you bite it off
and swallow it. I'd have a paternity suit by the end of the month," he nodded
pleased he'd avoided 'squalling brats' -as he muttered-,"Right then Back in.
Aww... who's the eager bitch? Eh? Eh?" he pulled it out again.

Diana frowned,"Don't tease me. And I don't want demonspawn any more than you
do."

"Then we're agreed."

Diana wasn't listening and snatched it and resumed sucking on it. .o(Shouldn't 
there be cream filling by now? I feel like a car at an abandoned gas station. 
Just have to wring the whipped cream out. Stupid Impotent bastard.)o. She gave 
it her all... especially when she felt the tentacles drag her aloft. The 
massaging of every erogenous zone she had was more welcome than the sudden draft 
of her legs spreading. .o(Phase 2? Already? More tentacles... less foreplay. 
How am I supposed to suspend my disbelief?)o. "Don't you watch porn? You have to 
drain out first," Diana chided seeing Number One approaching her fertile 
crescent full of immigrants from a distant shore -or knowing Lossoth... a Ghost 
Ship.

"Ha! I doubt you've watched over five minutes!" Lossoth peered inside,"Brooms or
bottles... I think I'm going where no man has gone before."

Right as it brushed up against her tender flesh... her arms were pulled away and
groped further by other nearby tentacles... her kneepits were already thoroughly
excited. She could not sate her curiosity by watching however as a couple new
tentacles joined the one in her mouth tipping her head back. Yes sports fans 
Diana Silverbow's bases were completely covered.

3 in the mouth going south, 3 from aft going to meet the air shaft
knee pits are the rage one for each sage, 2 for the feet tickles are sweet
nipples, breasts, and the cleavage 6 in total provide some leverage,
Armpits, and hands, one for each stand, stomach and stomach, and the final is
staring it's one eyed stare in a place usually concealed by underwear.

And then he thrust... but Diana had already decided to enjoy herself and was
very open to the negotiations of the colony ship's inhabitants. To put it mildly
she was even irritated she had to wait so long. .o(Either... he is... Ih-nept...
or he... does... n't... know... how to... FUCK. Oh... sweet... mercy... yes!
This... better be... memorable... until... I let... JOY... ravage me... like she
promises.)o.

"She's like an orgasm machine isn't she, Dear Lossoth? Must feel good. I see
you've spewed from the ones in her mouth and ass already."

"You got that right. This philly's racing hot and hard. I'd swear she must be
one of those tentacle fangirls. I've read about them on usenet... and that Cunt
Kanaeta-whatzit was pretty vocal about it... but she wasn't a magical girl
holding back a tentacle fetish like this one. Hell I expect to have to pull 3 or
4 squid off Number One that she probably has stashed in there all damn day," he
paused as Dark Imeria with her own "Aura of Tentacles" [Like a Porn Peacock sort
of look - Audobonite Zin] walked up. He glanced at her and her 10 tentacles as
his pumping seemed to get difficult,"I think she's going to pop. No sense
helping out. I'll be soon after on the main gun."

"Understood, my beloved, Lossoth," she said as she removed one of her tentacles
as if it had only been set there. She walked around behind him while singing his
praises. Lossoth Raised Diana over his face as she explosively came... gushing
all over his face.

Lossoth dabbed at the white fluid mixed with more familiar substance,"What the
hell is this?" His other hand clutched at his throat.

"Why my immortal honey... it's MALE SPERM, by the smell. Can you feel the little
wigglers? You just fucked Eldrick Tobin. You must have ignored my report while
fucking that Knevahisane. But I'm just a woman... what do I know? Well I knew
your weakness. And a weird one to set it to. But paralysis is paralysis... yes
just like that. Either you are acting well you mold encrusted pile of yak spit
or you stupidly had your mouth open expecting ambrosia."

"What... you... gonna... do?"

"Help you? Certainly not. Why I intend to claim this realm as mine. Why did you 
ever think I'd put up with you... or the fact I slew every servant who's been 
here longer than me? It's so by merely being here the rule falls to me by 
default... and I can then claim it permanently. Goodbye."

Before he could speak again to bargain one word at a time for his life or soul
or something... she straightened her arm and the removed tentacle stiffened like
a fleshy spear. She then jabbed it straight through Lossoth and into Diana...
into the head of Number One in Diana's womb.

The tentacles were the first to vanish... Diana held aloft on the spear. She
quickly grabbed it and pushed off falling a story to the floor. A quick spell 
removed the damage but Diana was pretty drained. It was like all the euphoria 
was sucked right out. She coughed out motes of Lossoth's Brand of fake demon 
fluid... flavored by passing through him it must have gotten slated for 
destruction as well. She looked up and the bulk of the body was simply legs 
now... legs and Gigantic Number One.

Dark Imeria was sucking on the end of the spear like it was a slushie and not
Lossoth's power having been drawn into the Great Member by her actions. There
was a sickening "End of the Liquid" slurping sound when there was nothing left
but the great member. Distilled down to a mirror of the spear she twined the two
together with an incantation. She held it like it might be a skintone Lance of
Longinus before approaching the unable to move Diana Silverbow.

"Want to have some fun dear... boy?"

"Your... clone... is more attractive."

"Ah... tentacle envy. I can fix that," and she touched the lance to Diana's
clitoris. Her hands were empty almost as if they'd never been full.

However a prodigal rowboat oar had sprung from Diana... spiraled like a
unicorn's horn. Using it like a directional control, Dark Imeria aimed it
straight up. She licked it and it pulsed visibly. Diana cooed. She grinned 
darkly,"You must be curious about what this will be like... yes the blush it 
spreads... you WANT to fuck me with this don't you? Well it's a little heavy 
yet. You can attend me soon enough. Why would I ever let a morsel like you 
leave? You'll have plenty of opportunities to satisfy me."

She raised herself up on her tentacles and aligning properly lowered herself on
the Spire. It dissolved with a fiery splish as she descended... all the way to
Diana's stomach. She looked mock contrite.

"Oh dear... I bet it's fused now... maybe some of a mutual favorite will help?"

But Diana was locked in ecstasy... wrapped in pleasure like a baby tucked in for
the night. She just stood up when able and ordered to do so.

"Slide on in dearie the ass is fine," she said tentacles moving her cheeks to
part even moreso. Diana puppet walked over and slide right in. With the rhythm
born of zombification, like a steam train Diana pleasured Dark Imeria's bottom 
like it never had been before. Dark Imeria had to just angle herself... her 
tentacles flailed wildly and her arms were all about pleasuring her pleasant 
valley. "Oh Avatar sex is the best. How I envy my clone now. How I envy all the 
girls in your life. Ah yes rub them on my back... they are so soft. Kiss me," 
she held out her tongue, and Diana complied. Diana came then,"Oh it's like 
you've filled me with the raging fire of passion... more more... I command you 
to never leave. Pleasure me my pet. May we spend eternity in lust."

Minutes turned to hours... and hours... turned to days. Diana stopped not.
Rested not. The more tired she became the more power she drew from her Avatar
pool.

One day... while pleasuring the sleeping D.I. she drew in enough to override the
sensations from the Pornicorn. She looked down .o(Almost as peaceful looking as
Imeria used to be. No plotting... no scheming. But man she's got a hungry taste
for eating from the other end doesn't she?)o. reaching over she moved a
collection of hairs from D.I's forehead and with a 'eh what the hell' kissed the
Lady of Usenet Flames on the cleared area. At the sensation 2 tentacles whipped
down and filled her orifices. She was soon pleasuring herself with all nine.

<End Potential Outtake>

Diana stepped backwards through a portal.

BACK HOME

Diana stood in the elevator looking at the Pornicorn... she touched it to see if
it was real or just an add on... and it split open... dropped something and
closed. Expecting a facehugger Diana leaned over carefully. An orb of red
pulsed almost absently on the floor. She gently touched it... and like a viper 
it struck.

LATER

HE awoke in a bed... a Henshin Sucker 9000 Mark 83 latched onto his chest.

.(So wakes the dead.).

.o(Hush)o.

.(Sorry I have a REASON to complain. One of the botched remove the henshins...
changed me into a GIRL...).

.o(Must have been odd.)o.

.(Yes it was... oddly though I still wanted girls. Haruka Tenoh is like that.
Gala would not enter to verify my identity.).

.o(I imagine she doesn't wanna play strip poker with a Girl Chaser.)o.

.(Doesn't everyone?).

+Sounds... Medical Bay... Repetition... Sounds Medical Bay+

.(Washuu's alarm.).

"Ah," Eld waited... and Washuu ran in pushed the machine away like a 
gum wrapper... and kissed him in 17 places,"Normally you should be using your 
hands. On instrumentation. Collecting Dat...," something was off,"Pink Hair?"

Washuu with pink hair blinked,"You thought I was Washuu?"

"Yes..."

"My emulation must be spot on. I'm Toshu. I'm a Demonette."

"Oh no."

"On the roster hot stuff."

"Oh hell no."

"Hell? I'm an Angel of Mercy!" she had the laugh.

"So what brought you to existence... Washuu has Strawberry. So..."

"Data Experimentation. I was created in the game realm... put to disk... and
then added to a demonette milkshake in your cloning machine. I'm Demonette 2.0.

"I then brought the Safe Disc encoded Varda to life. She's a Demonette too. 
Forte and her only stopped their antics yesterday. And I don't mean sexual. 
They've been to 3 anime conventions. She looks like Sara from Hand Maid May 
incase you see her without Forte.

"Kanaetalina and Nulise and Desdreina... moved in here last week. Fawn two days 
after you didn't return... so precisely 28 days ago.

"You've been unconscious this last week. We finally sucked the henshin off of 
you about 6 hours ago. We'd thought it drained but stuck in place... sadly Darsh
noticed when we tried to charge it. The spike in power without a control... 
linked him to your gender change. We think it's permanent.

"Noh'ohki's been powered down for a while now... Workbot has the key so...
you'll have to get it. We figured it best that way. It's weird seeing Noh-chan
worrying about another... without thought of compensation. Like watching a 
Cthulu Plushie CONSUME 1 to 3 socks per round.

"Dark Imeria sent you a summons... then another... and finally she seemed to
break down after we informed her of your health and wrote this god-awfully mushy
love letter... about her taking over the world to have you back. Her clone is
outside the room almost as besotted. But she's staving it off better. In the
interests of Interdimensional peace... Dark Imeria is on the roster. Imeria
wants to ask you if she can be on it.

"Oh yeah Joy seems to have moved the Fabrics in. Hope you don't mind. Rostered
pending your approval."

"Who am I NOT slated to have sex with?"

"SLATED? Strawberry, Gala, Gerard, Varda and Peer. Well Jo Insei, and the Kai's 
were never on the roster before... and aren't now... so I suppose them as well. 
Desdreina's not on it, and since Ardice 'looked upset at the thought' Fawn 
decided to not apply. I think that's it. Kae-chan threw a tantrum, and was 
added. She threw another tantrum and got Nulise added too.

"In related news... brace yourself... Gala wants to bare your child. Ami found 
little Pixie Booties on iYardsale. They're so CUTE. And you WILL provide data on 
Fey mating practices of course."

"Uh yeah I guess. That all?"

"No... but for now get some sleep. There'll be vita soy later if you need 
it," she unearthed his divining rod,"Somehow I doubt it though."

"Hey stop that! Patient Doctor ethics!" she grinned. He grew thoughtful,"And the 
Actual Washuu?"

"Oh... you don't know. CPS locked down her Step. The Wacky Antics level is high 
enough to react with the area Running GXP right now. Strawberry and I had a 
Whimsical Crab, and Tasty Fruit, Metal Gear Solid like adventure getting out of 
the lockdown zone. Weird seeing so many clones of Imeria with Flavors on them... 
using her like an Evil Rockman. Stiletto Pheasant, Storm Lion... etc etc.

"Well anyway try to sleep. The party and orgy and housemate greeting will happen
later."

"Uh... like Waiii... and stuff and junk."


-Fin-

Well for now anyway... there MAY OR MAY NOT BE an MMM_03... as I try to tie this
beasty of a section into some semblance of stability before I move on with the
next exciting SubArc!

And I know this is the most EVIL "Say not show" I've probably done ever... but 
it's so blasted distracting writing at home.

Before anyone asks... no all women aren't natural "Oooh a tentacle beast! Let's 
have sex! <3" kind of people. I had Lossoth hint that they are rarer than rare -
rarer than the Urban Legend of Consex even- and that Diana was obviously a 
psychological exception.

Now... why did I do that? Well practically everyone in the fic knows by now that 
Lossoth has the sexual attention span that lasts only 2 New York Minutes. Sort 
of a fire and forget. Also Fic Eldy is very very curious ever since he found out 
"You know what... that wasn't so bad." a SubArc or so away. With a new body that 
he's not used to... he's going to grab many opportunities by the horns. He's 
freaky that way.

Now... do I think many would do the same under the circumstances? (IE with a 
TenB in front of them... and or with a gender they want to kick the tires on) 
No... not really. Most people are too repressed, or too sane ^-^ to WANT such to 
happen to them with or without their permission. Heck to avoid scarring Eldy I 
even had the tentacles seem more like glass than flesh... so the mind could 
convince itself it was having sex with... a Glass Foundry ^-^ -hey better than 
thinking Slobboth wants to poorly attempt to part you like the Red Sea- or 
playing with bottles. Eld no DeveDeve ^-^

As for ME ME it would have to be female, and be at least as cute as Dark Imeria. 
I can hear the "La LA LA! I don't wanna know! Lalalalalalala!" 's now... eh. 
Even considering I even HAVE readers, I imagine not every single one of you 
likes to see such stuff. Of course maybe one of you -unless I only have one 
reader `.` I know I SHOULD have about 3 (HiHi C&C People ^-^v) but not counting 
them maybe only one other `.` who I hope this case fits for- is sitting there 
nodding going "You're preaching to the Choir ^-^v BRING ON THE SEXY TENTACLE 
BEASTS!" Or something ^-^;

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                                        "Cast" Addendums
                                        
Profound fear of milk - Courtesy Charles M. Livermore. Who wants to harm me with 
something for that I'm sure.

In Robot Years - Refers to being as old as you were constructed to look. From 
"Jailhouse Blues" by Ramnesis

iYardsale - First Person Shooter... and Auction site. Tribes 2 + eBay = 
iYardsale. Keep those last minute bidders off your stuff. By any means 
available... and maybe get a few of theirs.

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