Welcome to ADSMI alt.disgusting.stories.my-imagination I shall have guidelines for this group posted as soon as I can. First off Welcome to my group. Well I guess now is a good time for guidelines. This group was created primarily for my own amusement. But then I got to thinking... "What if it shows up? What will others put there?" And the answer... the title. Disgusting stories. Now some definitions to clarify that: Disgusting- Considering the first story I sent here... (a tentacle sex story based on FF7) this covers alot of ground. Currently this leaves alot of ground to work with... but I can decide to say no to content that is too offensive. Mostly this is for the "Publication" of: Sex stories -can be from your POV or not. (Though a nice "Um yes see there is this guy... and I'd like to tell you about him... and what I want him to do to me. Well the best thing to do is to start..." Ala Red Shoe Diaries are nice and preferred, but Normal ie "Norma Jean saw him across the quad at the snack bar... and wanted him snacking on her instead of that candy bar..." Are fine as well. Self Insertion Fan Fiction -Got a Nice Ranma Story with you in it? Or Shadowrun Run Log that was truly awesome to have been a part of? If done right a SIF-F can be the best thing since bread, cause they can show the world more about you, and how you see the world. They can also show you how you see the world... or just give you a chance to kiss Nina from Breath of Fire. Poems/Limericks/Songs -Allowed if they are yours or you have permission to post them. No AC/DC unless it is because you alluded to the song in a fiction within the buffer your NG server has of the group. What I'd like to not see here: Rape Stories from that are IRL -No I don't want to see "My Boss... he's a real bastard from all heck. So I planned to get even with him... Armed with my duct tape and the knowledge he has a penal implant..." Trust me there is a good chance we won't want to see it. Bloodbaths -if it isn't a vampire story... blood need not be spilled all over the place. No "I've always hated the Ninja Turtles... and there they were... I drew my .55 caliber and braced for the impact as I prepped for the first wonderful shot." Don't need to hear it. This goes for Barney, Spice Girls, Hanson... etc. We have our own imaginations for that. Racism -This is a forum for all. And as such no poster need disclose his nationality. And we ask that no one bash in story or post any race that walks this Earth. If you hate Saddam Hussein... bash him... not the Iraqi people. You hate Clinton? Bash Him not the USA. You wanna base a country? Take it to the alt.flame hierarchy... we don't want it. Flames/Flamewars -If you can't be civil take it elsewhere. Email is a good alternative... or some dead newsgroup. But not here. The human soul harbors enough hate without encouraging it. Check all flamethrowers and flame stories at the door. This is a non-hating establishment. I don't care what you do outside... just don't bring it here. Spam -If your have a site, chances are we don't wanna know. If it is on par with say the Sakura Lemon Fanfiction Archive, that is one thing. If it has nothing but w4r3z post it to a warez group and leave us out of it. Binaries -If they don't pertain to your story... keep them on the hard drive. You want a shampoo pic... if it isn't for inspiration or because someone posted a fiction with her in it in the buffer your NG server has of the group... take it to alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime and ask there. This list can and might well grow. Stories -Fictional works. Sure it would be nice to chronicle your sex life for a one month period if you get it a lot, and some may wish to read it... but these are primarily the hunting grounds of alt.sex.stories, and not us. Here we want things from your imagination... not cold hard fact. This can be waived from time to time depending on the fiction involved. Ask permission of the group first. ------------- Some Simple rules. Have Fun. Majority Rules -if there are 10 people saying yes to something being posted and 4 say no then it can be posted unless vetoed Minority Rules -if a small group contemplate leaving if Y story gets posted for group continuity you are asked to email it to those who want to see it to spare fractures in the group. We all want to have fun, leaving a place you like is not fun. Tie Rules -You may post unless vetoed, or if it conflicts with any other rule. Veto is held by the Head Cheese -Head Cheese say no... it no go... email those who still want a copy. Line Item Veto is held by the Head Cheese -The Head Cheese can ask that elements be removed or changed. Reference to a random dream about you having necrophilia with the corpse of JFK may be asked to be removed if that is what is making a story unpalatable. Or a Euphemism like "Tube Steak" being changed to manhood or cock. Any questions? Eldrick Tobin/Jason F. Long Acknowledged start of group 7/9/98 First posting of this 7/9/98 Group Creator Eldrick Tobin Current Group Head Cheese Eldrick Tobin